Idiom of Oz: Funny, Authentic Australian Language and Top Secret Travel ''Survival'' Guide

Idiom of Oz

Funny, authentic Australian language & Top-Secret travel "survival" guide by Jake Jacobs

A Books To Believe In Publication All Rights Reserved Copyright 2009 by Jake Jacobs No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopy, recording or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission, in writing from the publisher. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, copied, stored, or transmitted in any form or by any means - graphics, electronic, or mechanical including photocopying, recording without prior written permission of Voice by Jake LLC, or Jake Jacobs, except where permitted by law. This book is protected by all applicable laws in the country being used. Front cover: Please note the importance of the Emu and Kangaroo depicted in the Australian Country Crest located on the front cover. Similar to the Emu and Kangaroo, Australians (collectively) as a country, and their unique blend of the English language continue to forge forward, evolving and designing as they go, and do not move backwards. 2

1st Edition October, 2009 Proudly Published by Thornton Publishing, Inc 17011 Lincoln Ave. #408 Parker, CO 80134 Phone: 303.794.8888 Fax: 720.863.2013 http://IdiomOfOz.com ISBN: 0-9824705-2-5 Disclaimer: As odd or funny as it may seem; yes, this book of the Australian idiom needs to have a legal disclaimer citing the use of the text within it. The Author of this book does not dispense medical or educational advice, or prescribe the use of any technique as a form of treatment for physical, emotional, philosophical, educational or medical problems without the advice of a professor or physician, either direct or indirectly. The intent of the author is only to offer information of good, humourous, and general nature to help you in your quest to grow culturally. In the event you use any of the information in this book for yourself, which is your constitutional right, the author and the publisher assume no responsibility for your actions (or those of others). Some strong language is used in this book, but only as it directly applies or relates to the material being covered. "Extremely" strong language is used with asterisks (*) in the absence of word/term lettering. For example, 'f**k' is pretty widely known and understood by most in society that identify with, or use colourful language. This is not a personal endorsement or vote of encouragement to engage in such language. However, in support of the theme of this book, the author desires all that read it to be fully prepared should they find such terminology during 'Oz' encounters.

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The following pages are dedicated to all our family, friends, 'mates', and acquaintances throughout Australia (Oz) and the globe... 'Fair dinkum'!! Thanks for the personal everlasting memories and experiences during my four and one-half years residence (and subsequent visits) in 'Oz'. For better or for worse, from Darwin to Adelaide (and beyond), from Fremantle to the Sunshine Gold Coast and back down to the shores of Bass Straits, I will forever remember you and our forged past. Should we bump into one another again, please know that it will gladly be my 'shout' first. By-the-way, the rare white 'roo' on the previous page is not injured or dead. He is merely having fun in his environment and down-time rolling around in the dirt and grass in exchange for treats and snacks. . .much like your dog would do. Ironically, this international icon sets the pace and foundation for the pages to follow (see copyright page). It is my hope that each and every one of you enjoys them to the fullest. If you happen to have any comments, questions, or feedback, we would love to hear from you through our website: www.IdiomOfOz.com . Tah!!

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Author's note and offered for consideration: Through our journeys in life, we all make some less-than-desirable choices and decisions. While it's important to set a good example to others, we should each consider learning by our mistakes and setting the bar of expectations high for others to follow. Life is too damn short. Live to make opportunities when you can, take each day as they come, and most of all- live life large and to the fullest each and every day. All pictures in this book were either taken by the author, provided by family and friends (without consideration or desire of payment), or online/internet reference material(s) for the purposes to help bring this book to the public. 4

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Description of Aussie English: This reference book promises to offer a comprehensive and unique look at the humour, fun, and creative flexibility found in the use of Australian English. The following pages will include words that are often found to be similar in both pronunciation and spelling (but not both) to other languages. However, this reference guide helps distinguish the difference and similarities between various English speaking countries usage, but focuses on the use of the Australian English (hence, the Idiom of 'Oz'). Many street, city, or sites names' focus on local/legendary history, commonwealth influences, and aboriginal culture. Indicative of the creative speech in 'Oz' is the word "Australia" itself which is often spoken as if the leading "A" or the letter "I" is optional. Enjoy the pages of words and pictures that follow and help explore your way through a history of language making and continued evolution...who knows, you might have just crafted one of these words yourself 'mate'. It's important to note that none of the information is in any way designed or intended to be hurtful or degrading in any way to any specific person(s), cultures, or backgrounds. Nor is it to represent any persons or group of persons. It is solely intended to honestly present an average, respectable and common slang/verbiage used throughout Australia (and associated geographical regions). Any resemblance or association of any person(s), either alive or deceased, is purely coincidental. 'Aussie' English (like many other languages) is hinged on being as simplistic as possible, offering great creativity, and in many circumstances is forged during the period of need. So much so, that the actual real meanings and associated common global definitions are (in many cases) lost to the long-term convenience of the ease of slang. Important to note that many Australian words that use c, s, and 'zed' (aka., z) are most times used the same, and pronounced the same, but are spelled differently. For example, defense vs. defence, and orgranization vs. organisation. The intent of this reference guide in no way suggests or encourages use or non-use of it's contents. It is merely presenting words and phrases for public viewing, consideration, and education for those travelers and residents destined for 'Oz'. 5

We hope and trust that you find our little reference book enjoyable and informative, and encourage your feedback through our website (www.IdiomOfOz.com ). As time ticks forward, we will continue to generate updates and revisions for subsequent availability as significant changes and additions are introduced. We personally hope each of you enjoy the pages that follow as much as I have in during the past 20 (plus) years of building them. 'Tah!' Jake Note: If an 'Aussie' happens to take great interest of reducing or abbreviating your name, do not be overly concerned. They most likely want to be your friend.

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abo(s): While not one of the more complimentary stereotyped words, the short slang term 'abos' has historically been used as the abbreviated form for the word 'aboriginal(s)'. Typically, the thick-lipped, dark-skinned, and wide-nosed original owners and occupants of Australia. Also, commonly known as the convenient test inhabitants of Miralinga. Regardless of what else you may hear them referred to as, they are the "original" Australians very rich in culture and pride. ...unless discovered in creative attire styles that include tight, near-revealing 'bathers' and 'gumboots' (that don't bother the locals). Their relationship with the infiltrating white man is very similar to that of the early American (England fled) colonists and the native American people(s) that they subsequently found. accommodation: The place to stay where you can put your feet up, have a cold 'echo', and relax. If 6

you were on the road and required 'accommodation', you would seek a motel, hotel, backpacker, hostel, brothel (if you were so inclined), or other type of options. acid: To an Australian, the word 'acid' implies a spontaneous attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. Without any form of set plans, or just acting on the spur of the moment. If you attempted to "put the 'acid' on a 'bird'," you should most likely expect to receive verbal and (possibly) physical abuse. If you should be so unfortunate to receive this response, it should be accepted as a substitute for the answer "no." Should you still not understand, you may qualify for 'drongo' status. acre: To an American or someone from the UK, an 'acre' is a quantity of land (approx 4840 square yards, or 43,560 square feet. To an 'Aussie,' the word 'acre' implies an great amount of broad expansion. Measured with axe-handle widths, an 'Aussie' would normally refer to a persons 'acreage' as comparable sizes of their 'bums' or 'backsides'. act : Being fraudulent. If you were found or considered to be 'on the act', you might be pretending to be ill or 'crook', or perhaps something or someone that you are not. If you are a person who would possibly consider doing this, please do not do this while enjoying your stay in 'God's country'. An Australian will admire or appreciate you for what/who you are. Just be yourself and you'll 'b 'o-right, mate'. A.C.T.:

Abbreviation for Australian Capitol Territory (the Capital or the Nations Heart. Capital: Canberra). Adelaide: Great place if your first name reminds one of being in "Stormy" inclimate weather or you're known as an ex-prostitute, turned top business owner. True Adelaidians insist on referring to AAMI stadium as 'Footy Park' and never forgave Melbourne for stealing the Grand Prix. 7

Note: For travelers be aware that for one month of the year, it is impossible to travel from one side of the city to the other, and during this period you will magically acquire a love of the arts, appreciation for world music, expertise in food and wine, and become completely immersed in the culture of horse racing. AFL : Abbreviation for 'Australian Football League', or aussie rules, formerly the VFL (Victorian Football League). agro: (ag-rO) Short for 'aggravated'. Mentally torn in such a fashion that anger is induced, and perhaps violence as well. all the best: Social surge of support and best wishes or endeavors to those spoken to: ALP: The Australian Labor Party. An Australian political party and is the oldest and current governing party of Australia (since the 2007 federal election). Kevin Rudd is the party's federal parliamentary leader and Prime Minister of Australia. The ALP was founded in 1891 by an emerging labour movement in Australia predating both the British and New Zealand Labour Parties. This is probably a good time to point out that the rest of the country spells the word beginning with "L" in 'ALP as "labour" (with a "u" in it), while the 'ALP' spells the word as "labor" (without a "u" in it). aluminum:

(al-U-min-E-em)

It is the same as the metal used anywhere else in the world. anchor: This is what most people commonly know as brakes on a motor vehicle. You may find that while you're getting familiar with driving in Australia, you may at sometime have to 'punch the anchor' to avoid having a severe traffic accident. This is most probably whilst trying to escape from a double-lane 'round-about' in Canberra. 'Anchors' are also referred to as people who always are trying their damnedest to persuade their friends from participating in anything. Persistent 'anchors' are considered to be 'bloody loafs'. annoyed: Upset, frustrated. But not 'agro'. ANZAC: Australian and New Zealand Army Corp ANZAC day : A day created on the 25th of April for Australian and New Zealanders to have remembrance of the veterans who participated in World War I (WWI) & World War II (WWII). An Anzac is also a term used to identify a veteran who sacrificied their life and served for their country. 8

ANZAC Cookies: Resurrected by modern day retail markets, these cookies and recipe were introduced in WWI, which was used by waiting mothers and wives when they then packed the baked goods into food parcels to be sent to their loved ones. It was told that they were put in there as a treat. These days, they are pretty well an icon biscuit. arboretum: A planned open space park for social activities which typically includes a place to share some 'tucker', have a 'barbie', 'spin some yarns', and basically share time with 'mates' (and their families. These recreational park settings typically have some type of animal and botanical garden accents to offer. arcade: A center/location that includes a variety of stores, shoppes, restaurants, etc. Also, a place designed for the youth to play video games. around the traps: One's regular haunts. The places one frequents or is associated with. "News from around the traps is that Michael is getting it on with Michelle." arrester bed: A place that high speed vehicles can use to drive into in an effort to stop or avoid an accident. An example would be a deep bed of gravel that a commercial truck could be steered into when their brakes fail. artists: These are people usually found to be 'on the act'. 'Artists' come from all walks of life. 'Bullshit artist' is the name more commonly expressed for a person who verbally exaggerates of stories and fantasies. He is the king of the traditional 'front/public bar' at the community pub. If you happen to tell somebody a story that would be received as rather unbelievable, then you would probably be categorized as a 'bullshit artist'. Be warned...this could easily be you if you don't watch what you say while hallucinating in your 'pint of ale'. arvo: (ar-vO) Short for 'afternoon'. 'After' is also used in place of 'arvo' from time-to-time. As in, "goin' to work this arvo?" or "give us a ring after, mate." asset adjustment: The nip and tuck action for body (i.e., breasts, 'bums', nose, etc.) alterations. AUD: Abbreviated use for the term Australian Dollar. Aussie: Slang for Australian. Next to typical grandparents, the best people in the world to 9

make 'mates' with. It has been my experience that 'Aussies' (both Bruces and Sheila's) will do just about anything for you without worry or personal benefit. With a world full of experiences and personal interaction relationships, it is my belief that these folks are the core source of the name friend. There are various kinds of 'Aussies' right through Australia (or commonly referred to as 'Oz') that you may encounter sometime during your lifetime ('if you're lucky'). Although the dialects are pretty much standard, the accents do vary to a degree depending upon the location visited and the kind of 'Aussie' that you're talking with. The following defines a subset (but certainly not all) various types of Australians to help assist you in understanding: aboriginals: these people are commonly known as the original Australians. Slang named 'abos'. Together with the import/transplanted Australians that were colonized in 'Oz' from England (and many other world countries, they somehow managed to survive and contribute to the subsequent boom. The net result being creation of the native Australian.

native Australians : being born in Australia immediately classifies a person as being a native 'Aussie'. In other cases, it is the 'abo-POHM' mix or the direct descent of the original British outcasts.

import Australians: 'foreigners' These are people that were born in other countries and later immigrated to Australia. They speak their own form of the English language all-together.

Aussie rules: Australian Rules football. See 'footy'. Aussie salute/wave: Term coined for the unique firm gesture used when trying to brush/swat flies away from ones face. On the odd occasion that the wave is not successful, you will likely learn what it's like to swallow a fly (and possibly through your nose). idiom_of_oz b

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An expression of acknowledgement or something that has netted a bad or less-than-desirable result. bag: A common embarrassment given toward any perceived nagging woman. Usually directed towards untidy and unpleasant 'to-look-at' females. 'Bags' are also sometimes considered to be 'cows', if the situation warrants. banknote: A cheque from the bank, also known as a banker's cheque. barbecue: What a 'Yank' would refer to as a "cook out." One of the several arts/skills mastered by the 'Aussies'. 'Barbie' for short. Where Americans (and others) cook their meat on a grill which allows the flames to actually touch the meat, sometimes resulting in culinary disaster, an 'Aussie' would prepare and cook their steaks, chops, and 'snags' in the open air on a heated flat plate (and part-time grills) with holes drilled through it to allow the residual grease to escape into the fire. Any day is a good day for a 'bloke' to have a 'barbie' in the Land of Oz, especially if there is a plentiful supply of alcoholic refreshment to go around (primarily beer). Anyone found to be drinking other than alcoholic beverages (without solid reason) should be politely asked to leave, or partake. Australians are not totally without fault. There is the odd occasion where the meat is seriously overcooked. However, most don't care by then due to their paralytic state of mind induced by a huge alcoholic/beer intake. barbie: See barbecue. barbs: An exchange or issue of verbal attacks and comments only to be compared/associated with the danger offered from handling barbwire. barrack: Australia's answer to the American slang 'root'. The act of personally supporting or encouraging a cause, a person, or a group of people. 'Aussies' 'barrack' when they attend sporting events with the explicit reason to enjoy and support their favourite player or team. To cheer on. To support. A 'loaf' would 'barrack' from home while watching the 'tele' or listening to the 'wireless'. Note: A properly trained/experienced 'loaf' should be equipped with all the essential equipment and materials: An ice filled 'esky'. 11

A dozen or more 'echoes' to put in the 'esky'. barrister: A 'barrister' is the unique link in the Australian legal system who pleads and prosecutes cases for clients at the higher courts of law. He/she accepts duties and responsibilities similar to the American "lawyer" and is expensive to maintain. Pray you never require the need to hire their services. You have a 50/50 chance of winning and if you happen to lose, you are not only guilty, but potentially also bankrupt. Before a 'barrister' ever sees the case in question, it is first prepared by your 'solicitor'. bash: Blunt force or impact from one source onto another. bastard: Probably the most common and widely used word in the Australian vocabulary. Depending upon it's usage and intent, 'bastard' can be used very derogatory as well as very acceptable. 'Bastard' is a universal word which could be used in reference to almost anything or anybody and is only directed toward male friends, or enemies. Someone you despised. 'Bastard' should never be used toward women, except to describe their husbands. "Tony's a good ol' bastard," should only be spoken or heard by extremely good 'mates' or friends. A stranger does not have that privilege. An automobile could be referred to as 'a bastard o' a car'. It is strongly recommended to study the various uses of this word prior to ever attempting to use it or you may find a 'bastard in a punch-up'. Generally used as a descriptive term of endearment and respect. As in, " 'Ow ya' goin' ya' ol' bastard?" Of which a reasonable reply might be, "yeah, good thanks." Or, "Dunno, but I'm a bit parched" thereby indicating a need to quench their thirst. Also a slang term used to describe children born out of wedlock. bathers: Swim suit for aquatic recreation, or urban 'drongo' attire. battler: Slang name given to someone who does not give up trying despite whatever failures, hardships, pressures, delays, or setbacks that have been endured. If you could keep smiling after losing your 'missus', your best 'mate', your family, your car, and your job, then you could easily be classified as a 'battler'. Either that or you would be fit for first class transport and accommodation at the nearest insane asylum. beaut: 12

Short for 'beauty'. beauty: Implied perfection. Best of expectations being satisfied. Such as when used after a gamble at the pokies, "good roll, you beauty!" beer: Liquid gold, drinking 'beer' has often been described by many as being the favorite Australian pastime. Anytime is a good time to have a 'beer' (similar to 'barbie'). Be it morning or night, it does not matter. Drinking 'beer' (not to be confused with alcoholism) is another skill mastered by the Australians. Despite common belief, 'beer' is not considered its own food group. It is common for 'gents' to offer an excuse whenever they order low-calorie or low-alcohol beer. American beer enthusiasts should take note when it comes to Australian beer. The colour of the beer and the cool feel of the glass may bring back memories, but until you actually try it you will never know of the strength and enjoyable taste. After you try some and develop a taste for it, you will probably never want to go home. When the author lived in South Australia, it was quite common to 'nick' down to the 'pub' to have a 'pint', or two. Note: Before you order a 'beer' in Australia, make sure that you are quite familiar with the terminology used by the locals. Depending upon what you order, you could receive a thimbleful or a truck load of 'beer' (just exaggerations). Some of the more popular names of 'beer' containers are (not to be confused with an esky): 'echoes', 'stubbies', 'pints', schooners, middies, ponies, tinnies, sevens, small cans, cartons, yards, ladies waists, handles, mugs, jugs, tankards, fives, bottles, and large cans. Warning: Forgetting that the size of 'pints' and 'schooners' vary from state to state may be hazardous to your health, make you 'cranky', and may get you violently 'crook'. If you are ever fortunate enough to visit Darwin, make sure that you ask for a 'stubby'. You will be surprized in what you get. beg yours : An abbreviated means of politely saying "beg your pardon?" this is typically the result of not hearing or understanding someone speaking to you. belt up: Don't worry, if you don't 'belt up' your pants will not fall. 'Belt up' is used in a more aggravated mood to get a person to stop talking, or more plainly, to 'bloody well shut up." In addition, this is also used to 'do up' your seatbelt in a vehicle. berley: Bait. Whether you use it to bait and catch fish, dates, romance, business, etc., it is still 'berley'. As in, "Wot a lucky bloke. Sure does know 'ow to use 'is berley." bickies: 13

Baked biscuits. Not to be confused with cookies or scones. bikies: Motorcycle bikers. More typically referred to those bikers who are organised or function in groups/gangs. billy: No true 'Aussie' should be without this one. Commonly known by most to be a 'tea kettle', it is used to support the addiction of drinking 'tea'. Some folks refer to warming up the water for tea by, "putting on the kettle," or "warming up the billy." In any event, it certainly doesn't mean to wear the kettle. It simply means to warm up the kettle or billy from heat on a stove, barbie, open fire, etc. British descendants use 'billies' primarily at 'tea time'. This is normally held at 10am (1000, mid morning), and again at 2pm (1400, mid 'arvo'). The 'tea' is normally accompanied by some form of a snack or biscuit. An Australian, on the other hand, will 'fill the billy' anytime of the day (that suits them). More specifically, whilst glued to the 'tele'. bins: An enclosure to place things in. Most commonly used for tool 'bins', rubbish 'bins' and bread 'bins'. biro/byro: A pen. An ink based writing utensil, more commonly known as a ball point pen. bite: To make a request of. This is the act of politely requesting a favor from someone. This is not to be confused with 'bludge'. If a 'bloke' asks to 'bite you for a smoke', he would be simply asking for a cigarette. If you smoke, you should consider giving him one. If by chance you don't, then spare him the speech. A continual person who puts on the 'bite' would be deemed a blugger'. bite ya bum: Shut your mouth, or be quiet bitumen: (bitch-a-man) It is the black or brown coloured asphalt road on which qualified people drive their vehicles. Incidentally, Australians (similar to the British) drive on the left-hand side of the road. And the steering wheel is located on the right-hand side of the vehicle. This is exactly opposite of the united states. 'Bitumen' is also used to describe people who are very stubborn or 'thick'-headed. Their strong personality resembles the strength of asphalt, hence the name is warranted. black man: Used to note any person of colour. black stump: 14

A term still leftover from years ago that uses a hypothetic location as a reference. What kind of tree it is, where it is, or how long it has been there is unknown. Some say it really exists, while others beg to differ. The 'black stump' is the separation point between good and evil, or success and failure. No one can offer any form of contrast if you are on 'this side of the black stump'. 'On the other side of the black stump' is where you would find ultimate desolation. Nothing grows. No one counts. It is the Australian equivalent to the American phrase, "this side of the Mississippi". blind: This is what commonly happens to people after they have too much alcoholic beverage consumption ('blind' drunk). blind Freddy: An imaginative character against which you compare a person's mental comprehension or physical ability. If 'blind Freddy' could see it, you must be really badly off." block: A persons head. The place which is expected to have materials in it other than what is supposed to be, and what many 'Aussies' would like you to pull from your 'bum'. Use your 'block' for thinking or you may end up in 'strife' or with injuries. bloke:

An Australian male. Depending on the use, it is sometimes substituted with 'bastard'. Used to identify the general male gender and population. See 'Bruce', 'digger'. bloody: Believed to have traceability to mother England, 'bloody' has got to be the most persistently used adjectives with more versatile uses in the language of 'Oz'. once believed to be the equivalent of the inappropriate 'Yank' f-word, it's now widely used as an adjective to describe anything good or bad (or just so inclined to use it). It is normally 15

used as a means to emphasize or bring huge attention. As in, "Bloody 'ell! You right mate?" Make no mistake. 'Bloody' is used in every derogatory comment, statement, or question, and every other opportunity. bloody oath : A slang phrase used to display purity of truth in a persons statement. Spoken in the appropriate tone and volume, there will be no other choice but to believe the speaker. As in, "Oui! 'Eared you an' the missus split off." "Bloody oath, mate. Told 'er to piss off an' don't bother comin' back." bloody strueth: A slang observational comment used typical highlight or denote something of significant positive/negative results, surprise, or shock. blow-in: An undesired or unwanted guest that may be a stranger or a person that you know. As long as he/she invites themselves, they are a 'blow-in'. bludge: Extensive and extreme level of putting on the 'bite'. bludger: Someone who continuously does not have things and needs to 'bludge' or put on the 'bite'. This person never has the means to reciprocate to others. These are not totally bad people. They may have lost their job or dealing with other circumstances that may have developed which were beyond their control. For this reason, temporary 'bludgers' are socially acceptable (as in someone down on their luck). Worthless full-time 'bludgers' who continually 'bludge' to avoid work are considered classified as 'bots'. blue: Not to be confused with the 'colour'. In basic, a 'blue' is a fight. A 'punch-up'. Whether it be to support right-of-passage or right of stupidity, this 'punch-up' purposely held physical bout with someone is to generally inflict bodily harm (to hurt them). Sometimes considered a morbid form of entertainment usually found at the 'pub' to settle differences of opinion. You should try to avoid a 'blue' at all costs, if at all possible. Exceptions to this rule are people who live day-in and day-out to achieve a 'blue'. These are people who are usually found in the intensive care units. bodge/bodgey: To make huge or major errors and mistakes that net results less than desirable or anticipated. bomb: Any car that needs serious repairing or that is not too road-worthy (typically a car older that ten years). 16

If a bomb were a person, you could most likely find them hooked up to some form of a life support system. Also used for slang to identify a cannon-ball during swimming (or rather jumping) into water. bonnet: The front-end of an automobile which typically covers the engine bay. Try and tie this 'bonnet' to the top of your head and you should be ready to expect the associated bumps, bruises, and pain. As in, "the bonnet on me car covers me donk from bein' weather beaten'. book/booking: Advanced reservation. Prior to needing something, you may very well need to 'book' it ahead of the needed time. boot: The back/trunk of an automobile. The place used for storage and transporting items. In addition, if you get the 'boot', one way or another you'll know it. If the 'boss' gave you the 'boot' you should still have the footprint on your 'bum' while standing in line to get your 'DOL' check. But when you tell your 'mates' about the ordeal, you'll probably be macho and tell them you got the 'sack'. booty: See 'bum'. boozer: Not necessarily an alcoholic, but a person who frequently visits the 'pub' is a 'boozer'. boss: In the states and UK, these are people who are normally addressed as 'sir'. 'Boss' is a term used to identify any person with a level of authority. Do not expect Australians to say 'sir'. Typical Australians despise persons demanding respect of authority. 'Boss' and 'chief' are terms used instead. The exception could be found when addressing someone in a police uniform or in the hospitality industry. In most cases, in these cases the highest level of courtesy is used due to fear of potential consequences. Any 'boss' is open game for many words of slander. bots: 'Bots' are similar to a 'bludger'. These are people who support themselves by 'puttin' the bite' on others. They have no feasible means of income but yet always have money, drink, and a place to live. Try to avoid 'bots' at all expense, unless you enjoy blood-sucking insects. bottler: This is a person or establishment that sells alcoholic refreshments to the public. 17

Also, this could be a person who does and means well in your interest. They are considered by some to be the equivalent of a savior. This is the sort of person who would show up in the blistering heat to help you when your car breaks down with an 'esky' full of cold beer. A 'bloke' may hug a 'bottler' to show his appreciation, only if the situation warrants it. bottleshop: The haven of all communities where patrons can search out and acquire any flavour and desire of 'grog' and 'piss'. Most bottleshops can be found adjacent to their favorite club and are drive-thru (for convenience), which in itself might raise some low-level of concern. brekkie: Breakfast, with typically includes eggs, sausages, grilled tomatoes, fruit, and possibly hash browns. True 'Aussies' defy all odds by puring iced coffee on their breakfast cereal. bric-a-brac: Once noted as fine Victorian ornaments and decorations, nowadays refers to a selection of items of low value, often sold in street markets. (The) Bridge:

Common nickname for the Sydney Harbour Bridge. brilliant: The best of all responses for emphasis in either support or unfavorable results. brothel: House of ill-repute. Where one can get anything of pleasure for the right cost. In 18

some communities these places are still considered a cornerstone to the right-of passage. While mostly illegal, these pleasure houses are typically overlooked, given the opportunity to participate as true tax-paying businesses, and (therefore) not given much attention (unless of course the bring it to themselves). brown eye: Also known as 'pigs ring'. 'Brown eye' is the slang equivalent to it's 'Yank' cousin, "the moon." The art of displaying a person's naked 'bum' at another individual, or group. Bruce: A 'bloke'. Perhaps the most commonly used 'Christian name' for the 'Aussie' male. The creations answer to a 'Sheila's' 'partner'/spouse. that fun loving, sports and ale enthusiast male Australian. Although on a positive swing of improvement, typical Australian men have been previously deemed somewhat cold to their Sheila's when prioritized to the following (notice something missing: 1. 'Beer'/'spirits' 2. 'Sport' 3. 'Mates' 4. 'Smokes' 5. Food 6. Vehicles 7. Dogs/animals 8. Work 9. Family 10. Toys/games/pokies Even if you did not know the 'Christian name' of a 'bloke' or a group of men, you could say, "G'day Bruce(s). 'Ow ya' going'?" And everybody who hears it may reply by returning the greeting. Note: 'Thing' can be substituted on a one-to-one level when hostility is aroused. Bubble-n-squeak: A twice-cooked warm dish of various 'veggies' (i.e., potatoes, squash, broccoli, etc.) mixed in together that many 'Oz' patrons eat with 'brekkie' as a side dish. While it may be revolting to look at, but it is delicious to taste. Note: A good rule or thought is to never give 'bubble-n-squeak' to a person who has a weak stomach unless he/she is carefully blindfolded, or dead. Just another good example of "never judge a book by it's.....uh, uh,....'thing'." buckjumper: Any wild horse that shows offense to any attempt of being ridden. People are 19

considered to be 'buckjumpers' when referring to the same meaning, but in the sexual or hostile work applications. buckley's: Not likely. Poor chance or small percentage of success. Your best bet would be to give up the ship, call it a day, pack it up, and go home. Upon arrival at home, proceed to enjoying adult beverage(s), and perhaps tomorrow you'll have a better day. As in, "not happenin', ya' got buckley's chance." budgies: Birds, traditional to 'Oz': cockatoo, corellas, kookaburra, galah, and many more. bugger: Believed to have commonwealth origins, it is spoken as "bug-ga." A means of describing the results of something as less-than-desirable. As in, "sorry to hear about your test, bit of a bugger eh?" or "it worked fine 'til 'e came along an' buggered it up." bugger all: Nothing where something of substance and quantity was expected. This can be quite frustrating. Especially if some form of reciprocation was due or expected. As in, "did 'e pay ya' wot ya' thought? An' more, mate. Filled me 'ands an' pockets with bugger all." See 'bugger'. bugger off: A direct and subtle way to let someone know that you do not want them around. Note: Heads up to you. This will probably be met with return vulgar language. But, what the hell... You started it. 'On your bike' is a more timid avenue of achieving the same results. bum: Your rump. Your rear-exterior. the backside anatomy (measured in 'axe handles') your 'mum' or dad would like to paddle when you've done something wrong (other than a smack across the ear-hole). The part of anatomy that most of the humans ('drongos' excluded) prefer to rest or set upon. The word 'bum' are normally accompanied by additional words that are rude and unwelcomed as to various things that could be done to it. As in, "stick me foot up your bum" is a more widely used phrase. Women have 'bums' and 'blokes" are quite aware of this. 'Blokes' have a compulsive interest in women's 'bums'. Children have 'backsides' and parents are quite aware of this. Parents have a compulsive interest to remind their children as to it's location. Men, however have 'arses'. ('Arse' may be used for 'bums' and 'backsides' when a 'bloke' is angered). 20

bum-bag: That cute little (or large as a Samsonite) piece of accessory material used to tie, clip, snap, etc around one's waist that sometimes ends up slapping and bouncing up and down off the top of their 'bum' (otherwise referred to as rear, backside, double-halfmoons, ass, etc.). One uses them instead of loading up your shorts, cargo pockets, purses and handbags with needed (and sometimes unusual) items. bunch of fives: a Yank "knuckle-sandwich." Something you find in a 'punch-up'. A hand-clenched fist. bungs: A slang nickname (also referred to as 'bongs') given to anything (i.e., 'roo's', emu's, etc.) that one might hit with their vehicles' "roo-bar." The author (while residing in the land down-under) recalls asking a "mate," why are these called bungs?" His mate replied, "cause that's the sound they make when you 'it 'em with the 'roo'-bar on the front of your car." Obviously, people do not purposely do this, but it does show the quick and twisted humour calculated in such a sincere question. burk: In a word, an idiot. bush: Where real blokes live (according to them), but not a whole lot more does. In the outback, or outside city limits. If you are anywhere in the country or amongst the 'scrub', then you are in the 'bush'. It is where the wildlife runs free and it is 'boss'. Often substituted at times with 'outback', 'scrub', or 'donga'. As in, "going bush for holidays." Another form/meaning of 'bush' is "to be lost." If you ever experience the misfortune of getting 'bushed' in the 'bush', start praying to your God. It's hot and the terrain is very unfriendly. Typically very few trees for shade. busy-body: Someone who is nosey, as in a person who makes everyone else's business his/her own. idiom_of_oz c

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capsicum: A vegetable. red, green, yellow, etc. peppers. cardigan: Believed to have origins from the UK/commonwealth, a 'cardigan' is an open front, collarless, and long-sleeved sweater. cardy: Short for 'cardigan'. carpark: The place where people temporarily store, park, and periodically misplace their vehicle. carton: A quantity of objects. In most cases used when describing a desire to purchase beverages (i.e., beer, soft-drinks, etc.). In most uses, it is compared to that of the American case. casualty: Urgent care at the hospital. catchcry: Rallying-cry. A theme or stated purpose that charges energy to the cause. CBD: Central Business District cement jungle: The city. Urban life. centre: Pronounced and used the same as the American use of "center" (the middle or a point of focus). centrigrade/Celsius: An imperial measurement in degrees identified by the use of "C" (versus the "F" used for Fahrenheit). chat up: Slang meaning talking in such a seductive or intriguing way with hopes to produce a purposeful romantic relationship. Similar to the 'Yank' expression of "hitting on" someone trying to "pick them up." check (it) out: To look into. To research or investigate. cheekie: 22

An adjective used to help better define the kind of person that would be so bold to do something as arrogant or self-absorbed as letting their 'bum' checks show from the bottom of their shorts. Observed to be typically used toward women than men, but not exclusive in that right. chemist: A pharmacy. A drugstore. The place or person one goes to for the purpose of collecting his/her prescription (or other medical needs) that their 'quack' had so humbly authorized. cheque: A written check (equivalent to currency value) to make payment for purchases. Chev: Short for a very well known American made automobile. One-third portion (along with baseball and apple pie) that make up Americana. chicks: Leftover term from yesteryear to identify young ladies. chips: You would not seek a 'buck-o-chips' from a lumberyard. They can, however be purchased from shops or fast-food vendors/restaurants. 'Chips' are mostly known by many western cultures as deep-fried french fries, which many Aussies love to adorn with sauce, mustard, fish, vinegar, etc. These are not to be confused with potatoe (shades of Dan Quail and Murphy Brown) chips, as in 'Oz' they would be called 'crisps'. chit: A receipt or some form of invoice. chook/chuk: Feathery little farm-yard animal that lays eggs, boasts kingdom of the barn, and tastes great broasted, roasted, baked, grilled, etc., otherwise known as chicken. Also used to describe anyone who displays traditional cowardness characteristics found in egg-laying animals. chops: Meat food. Typically meant to refer to some form of sliced lamb or pork (cutlets). christening: Baptism. A religious celebrative event of becoming a child of Christ. Christian name(s): Your baptised first and/or middle names. Parents experience an abundance of mind-boggling trouble to determine good solid names. This is so that several years later their loving children can go out and spend good money to receive a legal name change, or adopt nicknames (i.e., biff, grif, skip, spike, etc.) that have nothing to do with their 23

Christian name. If this is applicable to you, I am deeply sorry to say that you get one baptism per lifetime. Sssorry. chuck: To throw, heave, or aggressively relocate. As in, "it's a bit 'ot out 'ere. 'Ow's about chuckin' us a beer, mate." Is a good example. However, please note that 'Aussies' have been known to 'chuck' in their marriage, jobs, tools, etc, but never their beer. chuck a uie: While operating a moving vehicle make a u-turn. chunder: (chunda) See 'spew'. cinema: The place to see movies, films, etc. (but typically not plays for they are seen at theatre's). circs: Short for circumstances. clear as balls on a dog: A phrase used to emphasize how obvious something actually is to the observer or person in doubt. clearway: A roadway or thoroughfare meant to be kept open or available for passage. cloth eyes: A primitive phrase used to identify someone who is blind, or someone so clumsy as to be presumed sight challenged. club key: A tricky device used to lock the steering wheel of a vehicle in place. coach: General term used for interstate and intrastate bus style/type transportation. cobber: (cob-ba) Rumoured to be used when addressing friends, but only witnessed usage in the outback (despite what the tourists books say). See 'mate'. cock-up: This is mostly used to identify or note when something has gone wrong or not as planned or expected. colour: 24

Used and pronounced the same as in America (color). comfy: Short for comfortable. Typically used to help describe things that are comfortable (i.e., shoes, furniture, relationships, etc.). commonwealth: Partnership or associated relationship to the original provinces controlled by the queen of England. compo: Short for compensation. When you receive a work related injury and the 'quack' verifies it, then you are on 'compo'. 'Compo' is when your employer continues to pay you during the time-off of work as long as you're under a 'quack's' care or observation. 'Compo bludgers' are either masochists or just plain idiots. Note: When you're off for being 'crook' but not collecting 'compo', then you are on a 'sickie'. conk: This pertains to the facial area that extends outward to a point, more commonly known as the nose. It also refers to anything that the 'conk' detects that has 'gone off'. 'Conk' can also be used when referring to a person, place, or thing that has quit performing to its purpose. coot: Often used when referring to an older person that resembles stupid, silly, or foolish characteristics. In most cases, eccentrics easily fit the description of a 'coot'. cop: Short for 'copper'. Both 'cop' and 'copper' are slang names used for a police officer. When addressing a police officer always use their appropriate title (i.e., sergeant, constable, dickhead, etc.). 'Cop' is also used to reinforce a statement or establish emphasis. As in, "cop this, mate. The 'ole lot were dine-in by the cops. In addition, 'cop' is a short slang term used for copy. As in, he cop that attitude problem from his 'mate'. copped: Imagine your 'mates' and yourself taking in an afternoon of 'footy' on the 'tele' while enjoying a few 'echoes' at the opposition's 'pub'. As time goes along, so does the rising score and alcohol content. Shortly thereafter a few mild 'blues' break out until various club members decide that they would enjoy using each other redecorate the pubs inner beauty. Only one problem. They're working towards your area and you have no place to go. Meanwhile, 'echoes', bottles and ash trays have been purposely placed in mid air to achieve, if not exceed, the speed of sound. Bang in the back of the head flies an 'echo'. After awaking and digging your way through the debris, you may ask your 'mates' 25

what happened. Their reply would be, "you copped an echo fair in the back o' the 'ead." What can you do? Blame your mates. They probably started it anyway. Have another drink and find out what the score is. country: Anything outside the bounds of the concrete jungle (city), as if there were an imaginary line between the two. cow: Although an unfavorable description aimed to offend (most times) a woman, this could be addressed as any disheartening person, place, or thing that induces bad luck or unfortunate experiences. Used to primarily draw similarities to the barnyard animal (i.e., lazy, eats all day, obese, etc.). Special note: You should never address any woman (one-on-one), but if you do feel the need, research your memory first and verify that your life insurance premiums are paid in full. People who have no regard for personal feelings, refer to their wives, girlfriends, and mothers as 'old cows'. Also, anyone who is so obese as to be mistaken as a four-legged milk producing farm animal are labeled as a 'cow'. Note: "'Ey ya' 'ol cow. 'Ow ya goin'?" should only be exclaimed from afar. Women in Australia are generally treated with the utmost respect. They are not normally stereotyped as the typical housewife; barefoot and pregnant, squeezing out babies left, right, and centre as found to be exercised is most other countries. They wouldn't dare. cranky: Slang for having a bad day. Irritated. cricket: A sentimentally historic gentlemen's sport played on an oval with the intent of scoring maximum runs per over before being given out or losing ones wickets to the opponent teams bowler. 4 points are issued for ground boundary hits by the batter, 6 points are issued by hits leaving the boundary in flight (without touching the ground). All other runs are scored by attempting physical running from one crease to another by the opposite batters. The phrase 'not quite cricket' influenced by the British, implies that an issue under debate does to hold forth to be honorable and main integrity as experienced in the gentlemen's game. crikey: A term used to display an emotion of surprise or astonishment. crisps: Known mostly in other world communities as potato chips. Oz has these in an array of various sizes and flavours (i.e., salt-n-vinegar, chicken, original, etc.). croc:

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Abbreviated for crocodile, but also used to identify persons who might want to put the 'bite' on you. crook: To be sick or ill. Also associated with having a 'sickie'. As in, "feelin' a bit crook today. Think I'll take a sickie." crumpet: A food served for breakfast similar to an English muffin. See 'Sheila'. cuppa: Typically focused toward coffee or tea, but could include any variation of drink that comes served in a cup (but not a 'mug'). The normal question, "care for a cuppa?" Is automatically related to 'tea' or coffee. You should then politely reply, "yes, please." If you manage to successfully get that far, you might be asked how you want it. That might include the words white or black. White implies the use of milk, and black implies the use of none. cut: Any portion, piece, or share of the fortune that you can't wait to get your grubby little hands on is a 'cut'. As in, "was your cut in the lot'ry very big mate?" idiom_of_oz d

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Believed to be adopted from the 'POHMs', this means being of silliness, craziness, and over all senselessness. A major characteristic of a 'drongo'. If you were truly 'daft', you would know it when your 'mate' could see daylight through your ears during darkness while addressing your profile. dag: That lovely piece of dropping that hangs in the fur from the 'bum' of any long-haired animal (commonly sheep). 'Mates' will often have a go at each others at times by publicly declaring one or more mates as resembling such a useless waste item. As in, "good god mate, you'd be 'bout stupid as a dag, but ya' stink twice as bad." In addition, 'dag' has also been known to be used to identify any person who enjoys both and receiving and giving practical jokes. In either way, neither is found to be very respectable. dak(s)/dax: Briefs, men's underwear. The underwear that 'blokes' wear. As in, upon entering a toga party, the guests must hang their 'daks' on the provided 'dak rack'. dak rack: A vertical or horizontal designed (could be wall or floor mounted) rack were a 'bloke' hangs up his dak (similar to a coat rack). damper: (dam-pa) It is the homemade baked bread in the bush made by bushmen (otherwise known as 'bush dwellers'). 'Dampers' are very simple to make and require few ingredients. Simply mix self-raising flour with water, salt, and a little bit of grease (if available). Cook in an oven, ashes of a fire, or in the heated coals covered underground. Remove from heat when the surface has gone considerably dark. Break it apart and eat it as is or with anything you want to. Then at the next halfway decent opportunity, you should have your stomach pumped. dear: Typically a sign of affection or courtesy to communicate with one personally. However, given the opportunity to change the tone and backdrop of this word, it could easily become your key sign to escape, run, or hide (you've done something wrong). demon: Anyone wearing less conspicuous clothing for the sole purpose of not channeling attention to themselves. An undercover police officer is probably the best example of a 'demon'. dickhead: (dik'ed) Also known as a 'ning-nong', a 'yabbo', or a 'burke'. This 'Oz' slang is used to identify a complete and senseless idiot or who has advertised characteristics associated with being a serious jerk (someone who cares less about impacts on other people). 28

A 'dickhead' does not attempt to mean well and never seems to ask permission of his/her brain prior to placing their mouth in gear. They are not capable of maintaining a decent conversation and employs no acceptable level of etiquette or courtesy. The equivalent slang of a 'Yank' zero. didgeridoo: A traditional aboriginal wooden instrument. didn't I(?): Similar to the POHMs, Aussies often use short query phrases at the end of their statements. The most popular used is 'didn't I'. As in, "where the bloody 'ell 'ave you been?" response could be, "stopped over the pub, didn't I?". Other reasonable phrases include 'wasn't I', 'wouldn't I', or 'ain't I'. digger: A war veteran who served for Australia in WWI. See 'bloke'. dill: A prime example of a 'dill' is the person in a conversation who doesn't quite have all the facts. He/she means well, but due to their ignorance of the topic they cannot quite fully participate as much as desired. dingo:

When referring to a person as a 'dingo', it implies that the target person is clever and heartless. Similar to those characteristics found in a 'bot'. The 'dingo' is also a wild Australian wolf-like dog believed by most in the 'country' and in the city to be the number one villain in the 'bush'. Typically, these animals have a yellowish-brown or a reddish colour to their coat and from afar look similar to other domestic dogs. They survive by using their cleverness to the maximum potential and feed on smaller wildlife and any garbage left by untidy campers. During the past 20(+) years, the 'dingo' has been strongly at the centre of 29

attention. This cause for attention stems from a long and drawn out legal battle involving a missing baby from the previously named Ayers Rock (Uluru), located in the northern territory (not far from Alice springs). According to witnesses, the dingo entered into an area occupied by humans, then removed the baby from a tent, and then returned to the 'bush' with the baby dangling from the clinches of it's mouth. Experts on the local area and wildlife support the dingo, and have been known to go down on record as saying that "the dingo would never approach an area occupied by humans. Dingo's are cowards and would only kill to ensure their own survival." After a long heated court battle, the superior court ruled that the mother was at fault and was found guilty of murder of an infant that was missing. Numerous testimonies were made by experts and specialists, and endless numbers of evidence were presented (much to the regret of the mother). To make a long story shorter, after all the time and money was consumed, the court subsequently approved an appeal and the mother was granted a reprieve and was promptly released from gaol, never to return again. But did she? Perhaps you should look into the case history to find out what finally ended up happening. And the dingo supporters, how did they fair? Well, they firmly believe that the dingo was framed. In either case or opinion, to this day there are two things for certain. The news making infant or it's remains are still missing, and the mystery lives on. dingo kidneys: Anyone who has been perceived to be unbelievable is characterized as being a load of dingo kidneys. dirty: Sometimes used to substitute for the word 'bloody, to help tone down the level of animosity, if warranted. When someone has done you a 'dirty', it means that they have you at a disadvantage. dirty water: Sperm. Also known as 'spunk'. The number one contribution to population growth (other than the 1960's and 1970's). The author has purposely limited the explanation of this entry as not to cause offense. As in, "Wot? Not goin' to the footy, mate?" "Naw, goin' to the club to get lucky and let loose of some dirty water." Also known as "bore water." do: To participate and/or perform in. do (it) up: To fasten, to tie up, to strap something down securely. As in, "please do up your shoes." Or, "please do it up right." 30

dob in: To 'dob in' would be the action of reporting a persons confidential and personal information to the authorities (whomever that might be). True blue 'Aussies' do not do this. Australians pride themselves by maintaining the highest level of loyalty to their 'mates', friends, relatives, or anybody who wishes to remain anonymous. As an option, 'dobbin in' should realistically never be achieved and those who do are 'bloody bastards' depending on the situation. It is normally exceptable to 'dob in' where there may be life threatened. dodgie: Something being questioned or challenged as being credible or possible gospel of authority. As in, "tis' right? Sounds a bit dodgie to me mate." DOL: Department of Labour. Economic support program for the unemployed (married or single). When an Australian reaches the approximate she of 16, they become knowledgeable and eligible for the 'DOL'. Then reality sets in. "Why should I complete me schoolin' if the stupid fools are goin' to pay not to?" The answer: quite a few Aussies do indeed quit school and continue to make a living on the 'DOL' while living at home or wherever, until a better opportunity comes along. This is acceptable to some as long as it is sincerely only temporary. Persons who persistently sick in 'DOL' money from the government are 'DOL bludgers'. Single and married parents are not entitled to receive the 'DOL'. However, they do receive a 'pension'. A more polite way of saying welfare. They are additionally government subsidized for food, electricity costs, housing, water, etc. The list could go on for 'yonks'. Blokes who get the 'sack' and turn down the opportunity to collect the 'DOL' are rare. Anyone funding such a person should direct them to the nearest social security office in their local area for commendation. done: Anytime a person gets the better of you, you have been 'done'. You could have been 'done' as a result of somebody 'dobbin' ya' in', in which case revenge is in order. No matter how crude. No matter how belittling. Just as long as they definitely get even. donga:

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Similar to the 'bush' in terrain and climate. As in, "the donga is 'ot an' 'orrible". A 'donga' has more plant life than the bush, and trees can actually be found. Rare? Yes, they are' but at least they're there. With this in mind, it should be quite easy to understand why dongas are normally found near a town or water supply. donk: A 'donk' is the part of an automobile that reacts when the accelerator is pressed down and makes a sound similar to 'vroom' (aka, the engine). To the ignorant it is the peculiar contraption of mechanics located under the 'bonnet'. dopey: A slang nickname given to someone who displays or shares thoughts not very well considered before opening their mouth or performing an act. Also used to label someone who is clumsy or naturally awkward. Downunder: Although often considered to include the 'Kiwi's' and surrounding countries, 'Downunder' more romantically and uniquely refers to Australia (land of plenty). do yourself a favor: Phrase coined in the 1980's by an Aussie celebrity and means to take a tip or suggestion for your best interests. drongo: A complete and useless idiot of a person. An individual who has acquired skills and characteristics (including being 'daft') unsuitable for human society. This is the person that we all know (and don't necessarily love) who can't even maintain the most fundamentally simple paying job ever. Similar to a 'dickhead', a 'drongo' has often been described as having the intelligence equivalent to or less than a rock. drop your guts: Fart. Considered a sport of competition by some, to have significant flatuance issues 32

by others. To make wild and obnoxious emissions from ones rear posterity. This is what will be asked of you very shortly after making such a rude announcement. As in, "Christ mate, drop ya guts?" A proud and honest individual will not ignore this opportunity to take immediate claim. Such a query might actually be met with a response such as, "bloody right mate. Good eh?" Thereby announcing twisted pride in doing such a foul act to begin with. drugies: People who either use or sell illegal drugs. dud: Anything or person so criminal in nature to not quite perform up to expected standards. A 'blokes' 'bum' or other machines are normally described in this fashion. dummy: Slang for a baby pacifier. An object generally given to babies to satisfy them. As in, "a bloke's best dummy is an ice-cold echo." dump: To 'dump' expresses the action of 'getting rid of'. You might 'dump' your 'bomb', or 'duds', or maybe even your missus. Theoretically, the place where you would find items 'dumped' would be at the 'tip'. All you would have to do is drive along the Stuart Highway and you'll see this. 'bombs' just left for dead on the side of the road dunno: Short for "don't know." Without knowledge, a common skill and characteristic of a 'drongo'. dunny: The place where one would commence to perform bodily functions related to waste. Also known as the 'toilet', or a 'loo', 'Thunderbox' and 'dungeon'. See 'toilet'. idiom_of_oz e

earbasher: An 'earbasher' is defined as anyone who continues to talk and talk (often repeating themselves) doing your hearing system and his/her respiratory system torment. I'm sure you know the type. 'Earbashers' have mastered the set of talking the longest amount of time on one single breath. Either that or they have since stopped breathing 'full stop'. If you're lucky, you can 'make a break' for the nearest exit when they top up their oxygen tank. Politicians or people in the higher class of society are not to be confused or 33

stereotyped as 'earbashers'. They are 'dills'. easy done: 'Easy done' or 'no worries' implies that it will be no problem. The favor requested causes no complication whatsoever. Almost any request or favor asked of someone will result in the person replying that it's 'easy done'. No matter how complicated or earth shattering the request may be, the strong-jawed Australian stands unmoved, winks, and replies, "easy done, mate. She'll be right." echo: With respect to Webster's bounce back definition, this word applies to the typical 12/16 ounce glass bottle of beer (unless you live in 'NT') that one acquires at the bottle shop. When patrons purchase a 'carton' of echoes, it includes a deposit amount that is returned to the patron upon their return of the actual bottles. Amount of deposit refund varies from state to state, and from type of bottles. See 'stubbie'. edgy: A label used to identify places or people that are often associated with cutting edge mentality. eh: 'Eh', being of incorrect grammar and often pronounced as 'hey', is probably the most utilized statement or expression exhibiting disbelief, question, or surprise. Normally 'eh' is used to substitute the question, "what did you say?". Therefore, anyone saying 'eh' to you will require you to amend your statement to give it support. Ironically, 'eh' also provides support and invites queries when used in the proper context. As in, "we can do that, eh mate?" engaged: Whether on the phone, or personally engaged, this means to be busy. Not accessible. Occupied of prior commitments. As in, "sometimes when I ring you at home your phone is engaged." entree: See starters. environs: Also known as 'surrounds', 'environs' are the suburbs and communities surrounding a focused center. esky: An ice chest. A cooler. Any box shaped object that you can find that will keep the essential 'drinks o' the day' cold. As in, "the bottler chucked in this 'ere esky when I bought me carton o' piss." 34

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FA: Abbreviated for 'f**k all'. Similar to 'bugger all'. Sometimes used as 'sweet fa'. face flannel/cloth: Wash cloth fur use of cleaning one's face. facets: Types or variations of choice. fag: When a person is 'fagged-out', they are tired, exhausted, or absolutely 'knackered'. A person is not a 'poof' when he/she is having a 'fag'. They are however indulging into the worthless habit of inhaling the vaporize matter (filtered or not) resulting from burning tobacco in a round tube of paper. A cigarette. Also known as an old-term of 'dory'. fair dinkum: To offer something as being gospel as an authority regarding any given topic under debate or discussion. Used to express the ultimate and absolute truth of any subject. No one can challenge the authenticity when 'fair dinkum' is used in a statement. The source or originator is gospel. As in, "fair dinkum, mate. The pub's been shut down for a couple o' weeks for remodelin'." fair enough: Acceptance and understanding. fair go: 'Fair go' pleads a prayer or request to sensibly reevaluate the final ruling of a particular topic. Places where you might hear 'fair go' used are typically at the 'footy' matches, at the 'pub', or at the 'cop-shop'. fairy bread: A piece of bread with butter covered with 'sprinkles' or 'hundreds and thousands'. Commonly used at a childrens party as finger food. 35

fairy floss: Cotton candy, a sweet treat made primarily of sugar. Family name: Your last name. Your surname. fancy: Used for the word like or enjoy, as in "fancy a pint mate?" Also used to accent high quality standards. fang: 'Drilling for blood' or 'puttin' a severe bite on' are other ways of expressing this. Anyone so devious to dare to, 'fang on' would be putting their friendship at a possible chance of collapse. Not a particularly good price to pay for using your 'mates' for money or special favors. A major trait found in most permanent 'bludgers' and 'bots' is 'fangin' on'. fanny: Front of the 'bum'. Slang for a women's private genitals area. The area of a woman's body that it more politely referred to as being the vagina. Yanks take special note : Slapping a woman on her 'fanny' will probably result in you receiving multiple fractures about the head and neck. So, if you feel the urge to do so, please refrain unless you like huge expensive hospital bills. fine: More than just good. the best of ultimate satisfaction. The author recalls when we lived in Woomera for several years. The local one-channel (ABC) would typically report the weather forecast as always being 'fine.'. No matter how blistering got it may be' it is still 'fine'. Note: as many who will read this passage can confirm, Broken Hill, New South Wales, is always 'fine' on the weather forecasts. Where an American would label a filling and delicious meal as being 'fantastic', an Aussie would be more likely to refer to the same meal as being 'fine'. fish-n-chips: Food, influenced from the commonwealth. Normally, garfish and fried sliced potatoes wrapped in paper (traditionally wrapped in newspaper). fitted: To place on, installed, or fit over. For example, 'tyres' are fitted on and not mounted on wheels. flaps: A slang reference descriptive of the female vagina opening. flagon: (pla-gun)

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Used by many native 'Aussies', drunks, or both. It is the unusual shaped bottle that contains a wine so cheap, heavy, and so crude to justifiably be labeled as 'plonk' or 'goon'. flat: When seeking accommodation do not be offended when you are offered a 'flat'. A 'flat' is a single floor apartment. Also, in the city, it is seldom hard to locate a residence without being charged a 'flat' rate that will suck you dry. flat-out: As hard or as fast as you can muster. best of possible efforts. flat white: One of several coffee drinks. This one is a white (with cream) coffee with steamed frothy top. flies: Due to the over population of these insects, it is widely (and humorously) believed that 'flies' were made and distributed only to the Australian 'outback' for the sole purpose of annoying and aggravating people. And aggravate they do. From the moment you step into the heat, your friend the 'fly' is there...often just to catch a ride on the back of your shirt or just buzz around your face (hence resulting in the unofficial Aussie salute or hand wave). Additionally, people should be hereby warned that they should never yawn outside where there are 'flies' in the local vicinity. When you open your mouth the flies see the shade inside and automatically decide this is where they want to be. Then the battle begins. You're trying your hardest to spit it out and the fly is struggling to stay in, often succeeding. Upon swallowing, you should consider yourself initiated to Australia. When referring to a 'bloke' that's 'aving a few pints with the flies', hour would be found surrounded by an empty 'pub'. As in, the shout's alright and cheap, but its lonely as 'hell'. 'no flies on you' indicates that the person it is directed towards is far better than the average liar. This person speaks the truth and is honest. football: Depending on who you ask in 'Oz', this could either mean soccer or 'footy', but certainly would not mean American football. That would mean 'gridiron'. footbridge: A 'footpath' that crosses over something by design (i.e., roads, water, trains, etc.). footpath: A sidewalk. A place reserved primarily for pedestrian use. footy: Slang for "Australian Rules Football." Otherwise known as 'Aussie rules'. A very 37

athletic, fast paced running, kicking, and hand-passing game with a 'grid-iron' similar type shaped ball, played on an oval. 'Footy' incorporates dribbling from basketball, hand-passing from rugby, and running/kicking doing in soccer. Scores include center goal worth 6 points and outside behinds worth a single point. For example, a home team score of 6 4 40, which means 6 goals of 6 points (36 points) added to 4 behinds of single points totaling 40 points. Note: 'Footy' is quite an aggressive game that is played with no forms of body padding. foreigners: Anyone not originally from 'Oz' soil or residency (full or part-time). If you are a person that was born and raised in another country (other than Australia), then you are a 'foreigner'. Australian native born citizens are often referring to immigrated Australians as 'foreigners'. In their view (right or wrong), no matter whether they have immigrated or not, or whether they have had legal permanent residence there for a number of years, they are still considered as 'foreigners'. fortnight: The means of measuring 2 weeks/14 days of time. foyer: Lobby/main greeting area of a house, building, hotel, etc. freshy: Short term used for fresh water crocodiles. front bar: A front bar of a 'pub', also known as a sport's bar, as large screens occupy walls and screen local sports. commonly occupied by men. froth: The white fluffy stuff that you would find on the top of a pint or coffee. Same as an American head on the beer. fruchocs: A fruit-based lollie or candy covered in rich milk chocolate. Typical fruit found in the middle of the chocolate is Apricot. f**kwit: (fuk-wit) It accurately describes and dispositions a person so self-absorbed not to care of anyone else's needs, safety, or common courtesy. Nearing the leading-edge qualifications of a 'drongo'. full: Whether it be from eating 'tea' or visiting the 'pub', the result can still be that you're 'full'. Americans beware, do not confuse the after consuming results of 'full' with that of being 'stuffed'. 'Stuffed, has an entirely different meaning and will be discussed 38

later on. If you're coming home from the 'pub' and feeling 'a bit full' from all the 'grog' you drank, then you my friend are 'pissed' (i.e. drunk). And the only place for a person to be safe when they're 'fully pissed' is in their 'kip'. 'mates' do not allow their mates to drive home 'full' by drink. They might do something foolish like hurt themselves or others, or 'get done by the cops'. full on/up: Aggressively pressed, engaged upon in a manner not to accept no for an answer. Typically driven with some level of emotion. full stop: 'Full stop' is the punctuation symbol known worldwide as the 'period'. Similarly, when the words 'full stop' are used in a statement, it signifies that the statement is complete and without fault. It cannot be amended. As in, "fair dinkum, mate. She said she was goin' to go out with 'im, full stop!" fussed/fussy: Worried or concerned about something. To not be concerned one would simply be 'not fussed'. fuzz: Left over from the 70's and 80's as a slang term for the police. Also been known to be referred as "bronze" (probably due to the shield displayed by many). idiom_of_oz g

g'day: A means to pleasantly (unless otherwise adapted) address one or more people which seems to say hello, and I hope/trust you are experiencing a good day today. galah: A slang nickname awarded to those whose social actions closely resemble a loose/silly, ruinous, and flighty minded characteristics of a bird (such as the native Australian pink and grey galah). Note: It is believed by many that 'galahs' eventually become 'dills' or in the extreme cases, 'drongos'. A person who demonstrates or resembles or resembles only a part of a 'galah' is a 'gink' and should be treated cautiously due to their nature. gaol: The 'big house'. The 'lock-up'. Prison. A British influenced word which is identical to the definition and pronunciation to the American word "jail". A place where nice fellow public citizens and convicted felons go after the 'cops' are through with you 39

(whether you're guilty or not). garb: Short slang for garbage or rubbish, but typically associated when questioning someone's integrity or comment accuracy. As in, "what's all this garb about you moving on?" garbo: The high-paid, stinking, untidy, and loveable ape found hanging off the back off a 'rubbish truck' is a 'garbo'. Living from day-to-day, playing with 'rubbish' and attempting suicidal leaps off the truck with the sole purpose of collecting your throwaway items is his each and every satisfaction. Otherwise known as a 'trash collector'. gas: Natural gas used in vehicles as an alternate fuel source, and other locations for heat. Not short for gasoline as in other countries. geek: To look at. To observe. Rumour has it that 'geek' originally came from the word 'Greek'. Non-English speaking Greeks would often stare heavily and point at things that they did not understand. gents: Term used to address a group or gathering of men. Also used to indicate the 'toilet' location for 'blokes'. get over it/yourself: Stop being so personal or conceded. get stuck into it: Typically the words used in a phrase to encourage a person(s) to get engaged in an activity. get stuffed: See 'two fingers' and 'stuff' (to truly appreciate this one). girt: To surround something, as in from the Australian national anthem where "our land is girt by sea" meaning our land is surrounded by sea. give it a go: A try. An effort. give way: No, this doesn't mean to handout your prized personal possessions. This merely is another way to say "yield". Foreigners visiting 'Oz' must learn how to yield to the right when driving (especially coping and negotiating their life through roundabouts).

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Given name(s): Your first and/or middle names. globe: A light bulb. go: In an odd reference to the opposite of "stop," this word is a customary challenge of sorts (not to be confused with sport). picking a fight or an argument with the intent to demoralize or embarrass someone in either private/public. As in, "this 'drongo' had the stupidity of havin' a go at me earlier today." Be fore warned that having a 'go' at anyone can have significant consequences and results (depending on the sensitivities surrounding the topic). In addition, when associated with other words, 'go' still expresses an attempt to one-way or another achieve success. As in, "we'll 'ave a go at it mate." go for your life: Give it your best effort physically possible. gone a million: Sticking your neck out so far that it stretches, stops, and snaps back with such force that it injures you. In plain text, it means putting yourself in such a situation that you have no other choice but to get 'done'. Damned if you do and damned if you don't. Either way, you're caught by a sure thing. good on ya': A phrase of congratulations no matter what the source/event is. Whether it be becoming a father, getting that new job/promotion, chugging that pint of ale, or spitting it back up, just about anything performed warrants a 'good on ya' from observers (or possibly just those who have heard about the activity). good to go: Approved/acceptable to proceed (typically with 'no worries'). GPO: General Post Office. See 'post'. gorging: To completely consume way too much food or drink. To gorge would be to bring bodily harm to yourself as a result of too much consumption. granny flat: A small 'flat' with all the modern conveniences usually found out the back (or behind) of the main house. So given the name 'granny flat' because it is where 'mums' live when they age on a bit while still allowing them privacy (that is...those who can afford 41

it). Great Divide: An intersection location in the Adelaide 'environs' known as Gepps Cross where residents live on either one side or the other. gridiron: American football. Given the name 'gridiron' due to the physical white marking grids/lines on the playing field. Compared to 'Aussie Rules' and rugby, 'gridiron' always comes in last from a physical game perspective. groastie: A type of food that resembles an sealed/enclosed grilled toasted sandwich that is filled with variety of meats, veggies, cheeses, etc. grog: Not to be confused with famous cartoon character references, 'grog' refers to all non-beer/wine alcoholic beverages. See 'spirits'. One acquires 'grog' at the 'grog shop'. grog shop: A place to search out and acquire 'grog'. See 'bottle shop'. grot: The 'Aussie' version of a male 'cow' is a 'grot'. This is a person who illustrates an environment so dirty, untidy, and unhygenic that it would make a person 'spew'. We've all known these kinds of people. You can generally predict whether a person is a 'grot' by their clothing and personal appearance. A true 'grot's' clothing would be worse of an eyesore than any 'garbo's, work uniform. grubby: Unhealthy or unhygienic as often found with things that are dirty or soiled. grumbie: A single or 'mob' of wild horses is generally the definition. However, it may also be directed toward other animals, people, or inanimate objects. Using 'grumbie' towards one of these would indicate that they are untamed and in most cases are unwilling to change or mellow out. The best bet would be to let them continue their practices until they commit social suicide. This may cause deep depression, but at least reality will set in. GST: Goods and Services Tax of 10 percent enforced in Australia. gumboots/gummies: 42

Also known as Blucher Boot (used by older/mature Australians) or Wellington boot, could also be referred to as galoshes, rubber-boots, wellies, topboots, gumboots, or rainboots are a type of boot based upon leather Hessian boots. Most often made from PolyVinyl Chloride (PVC) a halogenated polymer. They are usually worn when walking on wet or muddy ground, or to protect the wearer from heavy showers, and are generally worn just below knee-high. guppy: Sarcastic means of labeling a rather large fish (i.e., shark, whale, etc.). gutzer: When the absolute worst kind of luck falls your way, you are having a 'gutzer'. Nothing seems to want to work the way you had intended. You would have a 'bloody gutzer' of a day if your 'bomb' and 'duds' had finally packed up 'full stop'. In the same spirit, a 'gutzer' ('guts' for short) is also a person who breaks wind and suffocates others with his/her vile inner self. For this reason, each and every 'gutzer' should be handled on an individual basis. 'Gutzers' who "pass gas" on purpose should immediately be recognized as a candidate for the 'drongo' bi-elections. idiom_of_oz h

hamburger: On the surface, this is no different than any other place that one purchases a hamburger. But in 'Oz', once you purchase one, you will quickly realize how extraordinary they really are. When requesting a hamburger 'with the lot', that is exactly what you get. In addition to the normal choices (i.e., lettuce, sauce, etc.), you will also receive a slice of beetroot and a fried egg on top of the patty (under the top slice of bread). handspinners (or weavers): Someone who makes handspun knitted, crocheted and hand-woven articles (i.e., socks scarves, shawls, jumpers, etc. hang on/about: Stay here. Stay around. Wait just a minute. a desirable and purposeful pause to consider or delay ones action. hatch: (hA-ch) Pronounced with a long 'a' or suffix the word 'hate' with the soft sounds of the letters 'ch' and you have the proper pronunciation of the letter 'h' in Australia. have a go: 43

To try or look at. headbutt: ('ed but) A nationwide game of idiocy found to be played primarily in 'blues', 'pubs', or at 'barbecues'. To follow the rules one must viciously pound his and/or her forehead against his opponents forehead. heap(s): Lots. Many. A huge quantity of. Just less than the measurement of 'tons.' heaps good: Beyond acceptable, as in an expected and respectful 'tea', 'mixed grill', or 'fancy' restaurant. hectare: Metric equivalent to the 'Yank' standard of 2.47 acres. So, the next time someone spins some 'yarn' about someone's 'bum' being a hectare wide, you'll know that they are just pullin' ya'. hell: An American influenced word, only in Australia the letter "h" is not pronounced. It is that legendary place when used in many comparisons all mean the same thing, "asn't got a chance in 'ell." hire: To rent or lease. hire car: Rental vehicle Note: Visitors will know its not summer until such a time that the steering wheel is blistering hot. holiday: Vacation. Time away from things (i.e., work, general life, school, etc.). To be on travel. horn: A vehicle emergency safety device. A driver's audible tool on their motorized vehicle. Be fair warned that abusive use of this device could lead to a serious traffic fine issued by the police. hotel: ('otel) See 'pub' / 'accommodation'. (The) House:

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Sentimental nickname for the Sydney Opera House, the most famous of all Australian Houses. how would ya' feel?: Initially believed to be a sincere and personal query, but in reality (in most situations) completely a question to just occupy time and create conversation. As in, "had to go see the 'quack' today. How would ya' feel?" Which is typically met with a response like, "wif' me hands mate." idiom_of_oz i

IC/Internet Cafe(s): Public access points where patrons can gain internet connectivity, and possibly some 'tucker' or a 'cuppa'. icky: Any hairy predicament that takes careful rationalization before ever attempting a solution that may result in deep embarrassment for one or several individuals is described as being 'icky'. Being caught by your missus with the next door neighbours missus is a plain case of being in an 'icky situation'. 'icky situations' are normally self induced with the rare exception of being made the idiot by your 'mates'. if ya' lucky: A phrase used to mark a feeling of potential success toward achievement of something. in it: To participate' support, or agree. Any person asked 'to be in it' should sit back to weigh and decide the pros and 45

cons of 'bein' in it'. indicator: Turn-signal when driving your vehicle. itie: A short slang word used to identify persons of Italian descent. We-tie, they-tie, you-tie, we all tie 'ities' is a small child's verse to show the humour in the relationship between 'tie's' and their spaghetti. If you are of Italian descent you would feel at home no matter what city you visit in Australia every major city has a community of Italians known by the locals as 'little Italy'. You will also notice that they are very loyal to one another and display a great love of their heritage. idiom_of_oz j

Jack: Along with 'Bruce', 'Jack' is one of the most popular names among males in the European and commonwealth communities. The 'jack' is also a reference point in 'lawn bowls' that players try to roll an unbalanced ball closest to. The closest ball to the 'jack' scores for that 'end'. jackeroo: The young apprentice that is training, sweating, subjecting themselves to endless hard labour jobs' and receiving minimum compensation to eventually receive a career on a 'station'. It is comparably like groveling little nephew awaiting an uncle's death just so they can gain their inheritance. jib: 'Jib' is when a person accepts a smart-arsed attitude and has a limited vocabulary only to communicate in forms of backtalk or sarcasm. jimmy-riddle: Slang meaning to urinate. Funding a toilet to exercise the benefit of relieving one's self. This is especially appreciated after a night at the 'pub'. jumper: (jum-pa) A loose sweatshirt or pullover clothing. 'Jumpers' do not button up. If you required a button up sweater, you would want to acquire/purchase a 'cardigan'. 'Jumpers' are what 'Sheila's' love to wear and what others love to see them wear. jumbuck: 46

Sheep. Note: An old sheep-station tradition. If you're lost without food in the outback, its okay to kill and eat any sheep that you find, so long as you hang its coat of wool on the nearest fence/property line that you can find. idiom_of_oz k

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kick (it) up: Raise a fuss. kilo: Metric measurement of distance/weight (typically identified with the use of either "k" or "K"). kindy: Short for that enchanting romper-room of educational chaos more commonly known as kindergarten. kink: A highly complex navigational term used to provide guidance to veer off (one way or another). kip: A 'kip' is normally a bed. Although a 'kip' has been known to be a 'blokes' car, his 'mates' car, his mates lounge, etc... anywhere or anyplace a bloke rests or sleeps, especially after getting 'full' at the 'pub'. Kiwi: Due to the known reference to the fruit and bird, this known slang term is used to identify those people who hail from New Zealand (Australia's sister colony and part-time cricket enemy). 'Kiwi's' are also anybody that was born in or resides in New Zealand. Kiwis are not 'POHMs'. Kiwis are synonyms to Australia whereas 'POHMs' are in comparison antonyms. In addition, kiwis are good blokes when taken in small moderations. klicks: Slang to define measurement for distance in kilometres. knackered: Tired. Exhausted. Completely fatigued. Mentally short between the ears. knicked: "Knicked" can be used in different ways. For example, it can be used to tell someone to 'piss off'. Secondly, it can be used as a direction. As in, "knick off" would imply that you want the person its directed at to leave. Finally, this term is often confused or used as the term knickers. knickers: Ladies underwear. The same as ladies "panties" used as undergarments mostly by "Shielas." Sensible "blokes" do not wear "knickers." They wear "daks." Used in the example, "'Or'right, 'or'right. I'll do it. Don't hey your knickers in a twist." Getting your "knickers in a twist" provides the picture of personal pain and discomfort being experienced by those wearing them at the time. This is typically an 48

onset result of getting rather impatient, angered, or upset. The author recalls a story of an argument that a bloke had with his missus. Apparently, the huge bloke's attractive missus was stomping around the "flat" in a rage for one reason or another (moving and throwing things as to slightly resemble an earthquake. Then, the woman went to far... she started in on him. He could not hold back anymore. He quickly bounced out of his comfy chair and stripped himself naked from the waist down. He then picked up his "daks" and as he threw them at her from across the lounge, he yelled out, "If ya wanna be the bloody man in the flat, you'll be needing these!" She replied, "These won't fit me." After slightly pausing she then proceeded to strip herself naked from the waist down as well. "'Or'right," she says. "Then you'll be needin' these." and chucked her knickers to him in the same fashion. He looked at her in puzzlement and said, " I can't get in them." She quickly replied, "And you're not likely to either until you mind you manners and change your attitude." knob: A derogatory slang making the combined reference to a door knob, the end of a circumcised penis, and an individual's personality/attitude. Well known to understand the rounded end or ball-shaped area found at the tip of a male penis. knock: There are many uses for this word in 'Oz'. "Knocking something off" would suggest an attempt or act of stealing. Never. I repeat, never knock something off of a mate. He won't "dob you in" but when he catches up with you, you probably wished he had. A "knocker" is similar to the bad apple in the basket syndrome. He/she strives to maintain a level of criticism to discredit valued ideas. "She 'ad the best set of knockers I've seen for yonks," would be a less than desirable (but realistic) and direct means of identifying a woman's breasts. Finally, by the end of a hard day, you'd feel pretty "knocked-up" and appreciate "knock-off time." knock-off: Caught koala:

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L's/L-plates: These are the little signs that you place on your vehicle when learning to drive. ladies: Term used to address a group or gathering of women. Also used to indicate the 'toilet' (or 'wc') location for 'ladies'. land of plenty: Australia See 'Oz.' laundrette/laundries: Coin-operated self-service washer and dryer public accessible facilities. Some have drop-off laundry and dry-cleaning service. lawnbowls: A competitive game played on shot-trimmed natural/artificial grass fields. LBW: Short for "leg before wicket." A term used while playing cricket. If the batter, who is busy protecting his wickets, is hit on the pads of his foreleg by the bowlers bowl, and if the umpire feels in his judgment that the bowl would have struck the batters wickets, then the batter will be given out for grounds of "LBW." That batter will then leave the playing grounds, thus retiring for the innings. Note: There are only two innings in a cricket match. 50

leavers/leaver's week: See 'schoolies.' leed: An electrical extension cord that is used to physically route electricity from one place to another. lift: An elevator. Mankind's answer to avoiding the challenge of stairs and escalators. liftout: Typically refers to the pullout section from the newspaper, but could apply to anything that is pulled up or away. like a lizard drinkin: A phrase typically used to describe something moving fast or very quickly. As in, "he was goin' flat-out, like a lizard drinkin'." loaf: Being a "loaf" would be to characterize a person as being lazy. He/she has no level of self motivation or discipline. lock-up: See "gaol." lollies: Sweets, candies, and could include lollipops. The imitation meat, "veggie," or dairy product that adults and children continue to purchase regardless of dental problems. Eating "lollies" only complicates dental work, decreases paychecks, and turns your 'mate' into a babbling "mad" idiot. Young children and aging old "cows" are often found to be the principle stockholders and consumers of "lollies." long-drop: On outhouse toilet. Typical non-running water facility found when no one cares to debate the appearance and odor when seriously needing to use it. See 'dunny' or 'loo'. Loo: The WC (water closet). The 'Aussie' toilet (where flushed water spirals opposite than in the 'states' and other places in the northern hemisphere. Where an 'Aussie' needs to go to dispose of recycled products (such as beer and meatpies), and a 'Yank' needs to address much more often. See 'dunny'. look: 51

Often used instead of the word "listen" where a someone is attempting to gain attention of others to attain meaningful and productive conversation. (the) lot: Everything and everybody (being addressed). All encompassing. For example, ordering a burger to go with the 'lot' would include everything feasible possible and available to be with it, including (in some places) fried eggs and beet root). So, be fair warned that if your burger arrives to the table with red/purple streaks accompanied with egg yolk, you have probably ordered it so. love: A term of endearment expressed in daily routines from one another, but never from 'bloke' to 'bloke'. As in, "'ave a good day love." lurk: A "lurk" can easily be classified as any person who utilizes avenues that are found just on the honest side of the law for the sole purpose of profit. We all know the types. For example, a person who would publicly sell (by license) fireworks in a geographical area where buyers cannot use them because they are illegal. "Lurks" are often mistaken for being slightly a "drongo," but this is incorrect. "Lurks" at least have the common sense of making profit from it. idiom_of_oz m

mad: Adopted from the Brits to imply the insanity (craziness) level or identify eccentric people. One way or another, each and every people on the face of the earth are indeed 'mad', less the common foaming of the mouth. As in, "Wot's 'appened to Tony?" "Cops took 'I'm off 'cause 'e was a mad bastard." magic: Something that is met/or has been done with great positive reception. mains: The main course or entree that you would find at a Yank restaurant. mangy: A slang that approximately depicts a 'bully'. Better defined as the worst level of a 'bastard'. He has no feelings for anybody and is only concerned for himself. Similar to a 'lurk', a 'mangy' is the type of person that would sell his 'crook ol' mum for a 'quid'. mark: 52

Other than a personal Christian name, a 'mark' is a clean and fair catch during 'footy' play. mate:

There is no other way to clearly explain it. While used fairly loosely, your 'mate' is your absolutely best friend. No matter what level of trouble that you're in, your 'mate' will come to your rescue. This is the person who will support you to the ends of the earth and visa-versa. 'Mates' keep secrets in confidentiality for life. Wild horses could not dent the lips of an 'Aussie' and offering him a beer to persuade him would only invite offense. 'Mates' are also known or referred to as 'cobbers'. matron: The senior 'Sister' of your local or available hospital. MCG: An abbreviation for the 'Melbourne Cricket Ground' located in Melbourne, Victoria. One of the more popular 'cricket' and 'Aussie Rules' grounds in Australia. me: Due to its unique usage in the Australian language, it is necessary to list this word here. Whenever at all possible, the average 'Aussie' will replace the word 'my' with the word 'me'. As in, "Tried to make it 'round 'ere on time, only me car broke down, didn't it?" Another example would be, "Me mum is droppin' in sometime after." meatpies: Wonderful piece of pastry pie shell food filled with a variety of options (i.e., shredded/minced meat, vegetables, etc.). Many Australians enjoy their meatpie smothered in 'sauce'. That typically accompanies a thirst-quenching beverage of choice meatpie floaters/floaties: 53

A 'meatpie' floating in a bowl of pea soup while being smothered in 'sauce'. medicare: Australia's public health care system generally restricted to permanent residents of 'Oz'. 'Foreigners' be warned, as it's best to check with your home country before traveling to Australia to ensure that you have adequate medical coverage benefits (in case you should desire medical needs while on travel). Melbourne: ('mel-bin') Capital of Victoria. mental: Slang that describes someone displaying characteristics typically associated with insanity. metho: An abbreviation for mentholated 'spirits' and any person who would degrade himself to drink it, or any other equal form of alcohol is a 'metho'. When a person's car is running rather rugged, it is assumed that it is running on 'metho'. 'Wowsers' of the 'Australian Methodist church' are also dubbed the name 'metho' because of their association with the Methodists. metre: A measurement of 39 inches total (just over the American standard yard of 36 inches). mind: Other than that barely used dormant organ area between your ears, it is a courteous means of reminding someone (many times post on public signage) to do something (just like dear ol' mum used to do). "Mind your head," is simply a nice reminder to watch that you don't bump you head. "Mind your feet," will probably be posted to bring pedestrians to the awareness that there might be unique stairs, or a slippery surface. "Mind your manners," is probably the same as your parents and other relatives have encouraged you for years. (the) missus: Loose term noting the female of the human race, but typically a husband's wife (the female that a 'bloke' has unforgettably joined in wedlock). Then again, a woman does not have to be married to be referred to as 'missus'. Often the 'Aussie bloke' comments of the 'missus' whether they are married or not. As in, "Oui! Goin' out after? Don't know mate. Check ya after I 'ave a word with the missus." mixed grill: An assortment and variety of meats in the form of 'snags', 'chops', steaks, breasts, 54

thighs, and more on the 'barbie' being cooked to a 'beaut' of a meal. mob: If you were a member of a group of people that all support similar beliefs or opinions, then you are a part of a 'mob'. If you were a person in a crowded 'pub', then you are in a 'mob' of people. As in, "a mob o' Shielas attacked the cricketer during the Ashes." Similarly, 'mob' can also be used in conjunction with places and things. As in, "Sydney 'as a mob o, districts." moccies: Short for moccasins. House shoes/slippers. mole: Not designed to be the cute little damaging rodent. The art of something for nothing. This term, 'mole' is a derogatory term used in most cases to define a discourteous, lazy, or useless (for whatever reason of the day) female who always is trying to do less than their share. The use of other adjectives describing a 'mole' may also be used when situations warrant. Of the many, some of the most commonly used adjectives are fat, ugly, and disgusting. moolah: 'Moolah' is an infiltrating American slang used to identify money, currency, or dollars. That pretty paper that some 'lurks' like to counterfeit. As in, "was your cut o' the moolah pretty huge?" Australian currency is very peculiar to 'foreigners'. It varies in size and colour depending upon the denomination. This will be discussed in further detail at a later time in this book. MP: 'MP' is an abbreviation for 'Minister of Parliament'. Another 'bloody' 'POHMy' influence. He/she is the individual to accept and issue practical actions and procedures within his section for the people's best interests. Ironically, the average Australian does not feel this way. The MP is a member of cabinet who directly works for the PM and in some cases.....is family. See 'dill'. muck: To mess around/play with. 'Muck' has many different meanings when used in different contexts. 'Muck' can be anything gross/disgusting that needs cleaning up or moving (i.e., manure, sludge, dirt, etc.). "Go move that muck" or "the child has muck on his shirt" are prime examples of accurate 'muckin' around. It can also be used in the context of "muck around" which is to be silly and play around. mud: 55

If you have somehow inherited the name 'mud', then you are in the worst of situations. 'Muds' are found to be deep 'in it'. Best bet is to 'do yourself a favor' and sever yourself away from the rest of human-kind (not to be taken seriously. If you did, then you probably needed it anyway.) 'Mudguts', however are okay. Walk into any 'pub' and spot the most heaviest 'bloke' that is tipping back a few ales. Chances are that he is a 'mudguts'. Every 'pub' has at least one. This 'bloke' can drink anything as if it were water, which is how he got that obese in the first place. Lastly, don't be alarmed if you find out that the establishment that you're in at the moment is made of 'bricks o' mud'. This does not mean it is an adobe. 'Mud' in this sense means concrete (the mixture of sand, cement, and broken stones that many blokes would like to design the interior of someone's mouth with. mug: A goof-ball. A prankster. Someone who is only using half their brain during situation that drive more compelling need. Also perceived as a person who always leaves himself open to be taken advantage of. Easily put, a 'mug' is a person who gets 'done' (and sometimes by their own doing). As in, "can't believe 'e fell for it. Wot a mug." When a photographer is taking a picture of your face, they are also taking a picture of your 'mug'. mum: Short Australian term for mother or mom. idiom_of_oz n

Nann/Nana: Australian term for that sweet, loving, open-minded, and passive woman more commonly known as your grandma or grandmother. nappys: Cloth or throwaway (disposable) diapers. Typically worn by infant children. Unlike some key American cities, Australian horses are not required to wear 'nappy's', but some adults are. Ned Kelly: 'Ned Kelly' is by far the most famous and legendary criminal name in the history of Australia. He was extremely brave and patriotic. However, most of all, Ned Kelly stood up for what he believed in, which eventually resulted in his execution and death by the residing law. Be careful how you use it. Similar to 'bastard', 'Ned Kelly' can mean good as well as bad. In either case, to call somebody 'N.K.' Would require strong backing or support. 56

Strong minded government officials are often named 'N.K.' (among other colourful words) due to their devoted loyalty to the people of the 'commonwealth'. nevermind: Please disregard any concerns or issues with whatever the spoken/focused topic is. Push-on and get past it now. news-agent, news agency: To a 'Yank' this would be a news-stand, pharmacy, or convenience store. Any place where someone can 'nip' down to the store and acquire an item at a moments notice. A store designed to sell magazines, newspapers, lottery and stationary often combined with a post office. nice: Just right. perfect. Best of elegance and observations. Typically used in connection with art, wine, beer, and food. As in, "that bit of butterfish was quite nice." nick: Slang term for the 'Yank' obnoxious f-word. As in, "get nick'd, you idiot!" Also used as a term of status. As in, " just bought a car in great nick," nil: Same as in the UK and the states. It means nothing or zero. ning-nong: Term used for 'idiot', normally towards silly children. nip: The action to quickly depart, but not necessarily that of returning. Such as the situation of a good 'mate' of mine who decided one day to publicly announce his need (to his family) 'nip' down the 'bottleshop' only to have never returned home. Instead, he decided to keep going west to Perth and start all over again. nits: If you think you have 'nits', you had better get down to are the 'quack' as soon as possible to receive medication. Why? 'Nits' are small eggs of lice or other parasitic insects. In addition, persons or animals having 'nits' are blessed with the name 'nit-keepers'. no problems/no probs: No worries. Not a problem or foreseen associated concern. See 'no worries'. noodling: Searching about through abandoned or discarded materials. Much like the term used when the average Joe (or Bruce) goes out and tries to find discarded opal that other miners might have overlooked, but to keep as their own. Yanks term this as 57

finders-keepers (losers-weepers) which means "too bad they lost (or got rid of it), cause it belongs to me now." not On/not In It: Not acceptable or reasonable. Perhaps a bit Dodgie. not quite cricket: 'Cricket' itself is the ultimate sports game believed to be played by true gentlemen only to emphasize fair play. 'Not quite cricket' is used to appeal to a persons good nature and fair play. Whatever it is directed toward does not demonstrate honesty. not quite the ticket: 'Not quite the ticket' means that whatever action was taken was not exactly the proper approach to handling it. In other words, a more accurate and efficient avenue could probably have been located to dissolve the existing dilemma. note(s): Australian dollar ($A/$AUD) currency ($5, $10, $20, $50, $100 denominations). $1 and $2 dollar denominations are solely available in coin form along with 50c, 20c, 10c, and 5c denominations. Denominations less than 5c are no longer used and therefore retail/purchase costs are rounded to the nearest 5c. Note: Australian flat notes vary on size and color, the bigger the denomination. The $1 coin is twice as big as the $2 coin. no worries: See 'easy done'. N.S.W:

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off: If you're food is 'off', you better throw it in the 'rubbish bib' and find something else to eat about the 'flat'. If you're 'a bit off', you either stink or you're upset or 'crook'. If you're lights are 'off', they are not operating anymore and should be replaced promptly. And when you're asked to kindly 'piss off', you should honor the request and leave. off ya go: Direction or guidance given to one to move on or get going (typically anywhere 59

else than at present). official Agent: An approved or recognized responsible person(s) for a specific action, need, etc. For example, one might find the "official agent" for such things as opals, gems, travel, vehicles, etc. (the) old boy: Used by A woman to identify her husband, or a child to identify their father. (the) old girl: From the time a 'Sheila' can talk until death they will refer to their 'mum' as 'mum'. Not so for a 'bloke'. Somewhere during the maturing years a 'bloke' will commence and maintain that his 'mum' is an 'old girl'. This is not to show disrespect of any form and is never said in her presence. Chalk it up to traditional stereotyping. on your bike: Slang phrase from the past used to strongly express to someone to immediately depart or leave from their present geographic location. It doesn't matter what the cause is; perhaps they're being stupid, perhaps they have out-stayed their welcome, or perhaps they just need to get home (cause the spouse/partner just rang up...it really doesn't matter. Whomever 'on your bike' is directed needs to leave. Often used interchangeably with the phrase "off ya' go." See 'bugger off'. oodles: A slang that means having 'an abundance of'. A person can have 'oodles' of anything. The most popular items of request being beer and money. open slather: 'Open slather' is anytime a person in a level of authority purposely turns their head to allow illegal procedures and practices, acts, or functions to happen (especially if it benefits them). A prostitution drive at 'kings cross' to raise a collection for homeless children would be considered a candidate for an 'open slather' oregano: (or-E-gan-O) Means the same as the word in America (an herb primarily for cooking). oui: In Australia, 'oui' is pronounced as it is spelled. It is not at all similar to the french pronunciation. Any persons name is 'oui' when requiring their personal attention. The problem comes into view when shouting 'oui' in a crowded area to gain a single persons attention. Everybody who hears it will stop whatever it is that they're doing and stare at you. Hence, making you look like a complete idiot. As in, "oui, didn't ya' 'ear wot I said to ya'? 60

out: If the 'globe' in your lounge is 'out', you should remove and replace it. If you're 'missus' is 'out', you should be on your best behavior. And if your drinking glass or bottle is 'pit', you should lay it on its side on the bar cloth to symbolize to the bartender that you're finished drinking. outback: Not a famous Australian Steak House. See 'bush'. over: Used in cricket to control the amount of cricket balls bowled delivered from a specific bowler. An 'over' is a period of usually six 'bowls' delivered from a cricket bowler for the purpose of acquiring the oppositions wickets. The start and end of an 'over' is signified by the change of bowlers (at opposite ends). To do somebody 'over' would suggest getting the better of someone or defeating them in a competition. Also known as getting 'done'. overtake: Drivers take heed. This term means passing. As in, do not overtake. Oz: Slang for Australia. Otherwise known as the land down-under, or god's country. The largest dual island-continent in the world. Similar to life quality and styles of America (with a European/Asian twist), a great place to visit, work, or live. Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie oui oui oui: A short but sweet chant typically used to rally or 'barrack' for a cause. idiom_of_oz p

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Parking lights on a vehicle. parley: Any conference, discussion or conversation used to approach and establish a mutual agreement is a 'parley'. partner: Although it could be long-term and quite seriously involved, this is a role of someone in a pre-marital relationship. After marriage this person converts magically to a spouse role. pastie: Wonderful piece of half-moon pastry shaped food filled with a variety of options (i.e., varieties of meat, vegetables, etc.). Penrith

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A suburb in western Sydney, in the state of New South Wales, Australia. Locally known as 'The Riff' and located 50 kilometres (31 mi) west of the Sydney central business district (east of the Nepean River, at the foot of the Blue Mountains, and part of the Great Dividing Range). The Riff is a commercial centre, designated a major centre under the NSW Metropolitan Plan. pensioner: Someone drawing on the benefits of an economic pension. perk: Unless you want to put your relationship/friendship in serious jeopardy, 'perking' should only be reserved for the 'loo' or someplace outdoors. See 'spew'. Perth: Capital of Western Australia, ideally and uniquelly forged along the 'Oz' westcoast far, far, away from the majority of Australian civilisation. In a expression of endearment (and unity), residents of 'Perth' enjoy giving residents of South Australia a 'go' (and offense) by suggesting that people living in Adelaide (and other South Australian areas) as part of the East Coast. pester: To persistently annoy. To irritate. Insects, rodents, and certain people are 'pests'. A 'bot' is not a 'pest'. They're just a 'bloody' criminal. It would seem that their only reason for existence in the universe is to 'pester'. petrol: Fuel. That expensive flammable petroleum based liquid used to keep vehicles on the move and function. 'Petrol' is sold at 'petrol stations'. Americans should stand warned that most Australians are not familiar with the word 'gas' (American petrol). If an American were to ask for 'gas' in Australia, he's liable 62

to be directed to the nearest ethnic restaurant (wog-shop). You're driving briskly along through the city 'environs' because you're already 30 minutes late for work. Suddenly and without warning your 'donk' ceases to operate. You slowly look south on your vehicles instrument panel to observe and discover that your 'petrol' gauge only to find that it indicates 'empty'. This is a wonderful start to a 'rotten' day. petrol station: A location where a 'bloke' or 'Sheila' can purchase 'petrol'. And a 'petrol-monger' is the 'bloody bastard' who sells it to you. This is not where Americans obtain 'gas' in Australia. phewwa: (fuwwa) The normal expression expected when one has unexpectedly encountered a crude odor or an unwelcome sight. As in, "Phewwa' mate. Wot crawled inside o' you an' died?" piece-o'-piss: Slang phrase meant to signify no concern or issue can be seen. See 'no worries', 'easy done'. pig's ass: Slang to portray strong disbelief. Typically spoken in a strong decisive manner. pigs ring: See 'brown eye'. piker: Any non-participator is a 'piker'. And the action of not participating is called 'pikin' pit'. As in, "where's Bruce? Isn't 'e goin' to the cricket?" "naw. 'E's pikin' out again, mate." piles: Hemorrhoids. Nothing else need be said on this one. Seek medical treatment. pinch: To purposely steal or remove something. Ironically, the same word could describe when a person gets caught doing something that they were trying to quietly do without raising attention. pint: Measurement of liquids most commonly used in requesting a beer/ale. Where coffee is requested in cups, beer is most commonly requested in pints, schooners, middies, cans, stubbies, etc. piss: 63

Typically not used for slang to urinate (although it could depending upon the level of 'Yank' influence. This use of 'piss' refers to adult alcoholic beverages made from hops, wheat, barley, etc. which are more routinely named beer/ale. It is the enjoyable adult beverage (much stronger than other places in the world) that many Aussies coin the name 'amber (or god's nectar)'. Aussies are very well known for being able to 'hold their piss', which symbolizes the perception of drunken states. Americans, though they love their beer, are not typically known for being able to hold their 'piss'. A 'bloke' at the 'pub' may ask the bartender for a beer by saying " 'Ow's about a pint o' piss, mate?" piss-up: A party. A huge gathering to celebrate. pissant: A 'pissant' is a kind of person who will fight to the death for something he/she strongly believes in. On the outside they resemble a weakling, but in the inside a 'pissant' is bursting full of energy and is brave to the end. These courageous people are often referred to as 'Ned Kellys'. piss off: See 'knicked'. pitch: The long narrow strip of ground area between opponents' wickets in the 'sport' of 'cricket'. platypus: A strange animal that looks like nature has a sense of humor and was having fun with left over animal pieces (ducks, beavers, etc.). plonk/plunk: Any undesirable type of flavour of wine. A cheap, heavy, and crude resemblance to wine. It is the favorite drink among most rot-gut patrons. See 'flagon'. PM: A British influenced abbreviation which is short for 'Prime Minister'. Not to be confused with the mnemonic indicating the time of day from noon to midnight. A Prime Minister is the figure head of focal point of the residing government. He/she is similar to the role of the President of the United States. In addition, the PM is the person who represents the cabinet and country at political events and international functions, much to the regret of the average Australian. See 'dill'. POHM: 64

A historical and somewhat slanderous acronym for "Prisoners of Her Majesty." This term commonly refers to people from the Commonwealth of England (but could also be used more widely if needed) in an effort to make reference to those who still live their daily routine and lives under the guise of the Queen of England (and guidance/policy provided from there). Colourful adjectives such as 'bloody' and 'bastard' are often used to verbalize dislike or attention to a POHM (POHMys if more than one). As in, "this bloody POHM bastard might be able to drink tea, but he can't hold 'is piss." Note: Accusing an Australian of being a 'POHMy bastard' will be immediately challenged and proven false. pokies: National legal gambling (typically slots). The gods of which are either with you during your winning or against you during the losing (voice of experience). Be it known that it is more likely (than not) that if you're visiting either casinos, or just the average pub (with 'pokies') with 'mates,' family, or partners, the pokies god will certainly be with one of you, but not all of you. Spouses are excluded from this ritual belief. ponce: See 'poof'. pong: Stink. Stench. Smell bad, as if something has gone bad or rotten. This is what one 'mate' might declare another as very shortly after they 'drop their guts' in public. 'Cows', 'grots', and 'loos' are respectfully associated with the unpleasant 'pong'. poof: Short for 'poofter'. poofter: (puf-ta) Also known as a 'queen', 'ponce', or a 'pansy' Aussie slang for someone who is sexually gay or requiring a sexual relationship with others of the same sex. Some also may include a display of strong feminine characteristics. pooh-face: 'Pooh-face' implies that the person it was directed towards maintains facial features that unfortunately resemble the solid waste matter discharged from the body after digestion. pop:

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preggers: Slang for being in the stage of pregnancy. pub: A bar. A saloon. A 'hotel'. The drinking establishment with one or more barrooms and lounges. This is the place to stay while traveling singly. You get affordable accommodation, inexpensive meals, and a 'bloody' good chance to meet some 'fine' people over a few drinks. Traditional 'pubs' are broken down into different drinking rooms. The following is presented to you solely for familiarization: 1. Public/front bar - although times are changing, typically a place for the hard-working labouring man to exchange facts and fantasies while consuming multitudes of beer. Women are highly discouraged from entering for fear that they might take offense of crude conversations or the untidiness that normally accompanies it. Front bars are especially busy on payday and 'DOL' check day. You will also notice that most front bars are normally staffed with bartenders rather than barmaids. 2. Saloon bar - a more relaxed drinking environment normally decorated with items to make a comfortable surrounding. Here you will find modern societies male and female professionals and their spouses discussing business. 3. Lounge - a section of the ,pub' where a 'bloke' can take his family out for drinks and inexpensive meals. Here wives get a chance to 'yabber on" with other wives and spouses. Note: Laws within Australia require all 'pubs' to make meals and accommodation available to the public. It is a well-advertised fact that food in your digestion system will absorb most alcohol. public transport: Combination of trams, trains, buses, etc. used to move large groups of people from one place to another. publican: The owner, keeper, and sometimes even the manager of the local 'pub'. Hence, the name 'publican'. Next to his 'mate' and dog, the 'publican' is a 'bloke's' next best friend. punch-up: A fight. A physical altercation. See 'blue'. put a damper on: This would entail deterring or discouraging someone away from ideas or actions. idiom_of_oz q

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An abbreviation used for Queensland (The Sunshine State or Smart State. Capital: Brisbane). quack: Australia's labeled humour once again comes through in this poke at authority and professionals. Typically and traditionally the unorthodox title of a dentist, medical physician, or any other qualified type of doctor. You are seeing the 'quack' anytime you require a doctor to examine you. When you 'go under the knife', you are seeing the 'quack'. This is also the person that is authorized to grant you a 'sickie'. queen: See 'poof', 'poofter'. questionnaire: Survey. A means of acquiring feedback. Typically done in paper fashion, but could include verbal or online methods. queue: Commonwealth descent of a line or a process. As in, standing in line at the car rego queue or the DOL queue. quid: A British pound. Absolutely a very widely used 'POHMy' infiltrating word in Australia. an English measurement to capture the monetary value of five 'pounds'. Although 'quid' is centric to England, many Australians have been heard to use this term to identify their own currency of dollars (although it doesn't compare or equivalently convert). I might say it is used more as a force of habit since until fairly 68

recently they used the same money system as the UK. As in, "to get me bomb out o' the shop will cost us a fair few quid." See 'moolah'. idiom_of_oz r

rage: Trend. Popular. rah-rah-rah: A slang combination that descriptively capture the act of supporting or 'barracking'. rail: Term for trains. As in most mass-transit sources, timetables are never accurate. Be patient and you will enjoy the ride on the 'rail'. rashen: A portion of something. As in, "a rashen of bacon with brekkie." ratbag: Any person who knows better, but yet goes out of his/her way to turn the normal into a crisis situation is a 'ratbag'. Practical jokers are 'ratbags' and should be dealt with on their own level of intelligence. 'Ratbags' strive from day-to-day with the objective of making others feel inferior. As in, "everyone decided a fortnight ago to kick-in a carton each. So this ratbag 'ere shows up with only one tin." Also used as a slanderous term typically focused from one woman to another. Has been compared to being equivalent of an American "slut," which captures the base essence of loose and openly sexual women. raw prawn: If you were caught trying to obviously persuade and trick a 'bloke', you would be caught trying to 'sell the raw prawn'. A favorite among politicians and car salesmen. reckon: Believe to be accurate, through what is presently known, understood, or assumed. refugee island: A median area for pedestrian traffic to be safe from motor vehicles. 69

rego: Short for registration. This could apply to any/all things that one registers for (i.e., automobiles, school, activities, etc.). relish: To favor or be pleased with. rellies: Short slang word used for relatives. ressy: Short for reservation. This could apply for anything that one would make reservations for (i.e., hotel, dinner, etc.). right: A word used quite often to declare or make a statement. As in, "Right! Let's get this done then." Or " That's an interesting way to say g'day. Right. Let's get stuck into it." right-hand drive:

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Also, to kick someone's 'ring' is to carefully place your best foot (with extreme force) against the outside surface of a person's 'bum'. ringer: (ring-a) Primarily used to identify an Australian sheepshearer to a level of great skill. This is not just an ordinary sheepshearer. A 'ringer' displays admiration in his/her work which directly causes them to present extreme levels of performance. ripper: (rip-pa) This word helps announce great success and joy with a given topic, issue, activity, etc. road-train: The clever skill and technique of hooking two or more cargo sections to a single semi-truck engine (similar to that of an actual locomotive train). (The) Rock: There is only one true 'Rock' in all of 'Oz'. It is the spiritual red stone located near Alice Springs in the Northern Territory. See 'Uluru'. rock-up: To have arrived (fashionably late or on time does not matter). rollie: Take one very thin piece of paper (approximately 2" by 3"). Fold length in half as to make a verse down the centre. At this stage, the paper should resemble a v-shape. Add two or there pinches of tobacco, or whatever. Moisten paper by licking one edge of the length. Roll between index fingers and thumbs until it resembles a long circular tube and, presto. You have made a 'rollie.,' which turns out to be a filterless 'roll your own' cigarette that is generally seen/used in the 'bush' by people who do not have access to the modern-day convenience shops. As in, "want a rollie, mate? The reply, "no thanks, mate. Got me packet o' fags right 'ere." roo: Similar to 'kanga', this is a commonly used nickname for marsupials known as kangaroos. See 'kanga'.

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roo-bar: This is not a pub or drinking establishment for kangaroos. This is that wonderful piece of modern marvel that is affixed to the front of your vehicle and protects it (and you) from potential damage when hitting a 'bung.' root: If you're American or even American oriented, exercise great heed and caution before ever attempting to functionally use this word. It is definitely not for purpose to support or cheer on any given effort, person, or team in Australia the correct word to use would be to 'barrack'. In Australia, to 'root' suggests an action of performing some form of sexual pleasure. Making love. Getting it on. intercourse. Hence' not appropriate for public sporting events. 'Root' is also used quite often in a derogatory sense especially to replace the crude American slang term 'f**k'. As in, "The donk in me car is a bit rooted." Or, "might get a bit lucky an' fix meself up with a root tonight." roster: A list that includes people or items in an effort to organise them for a purpose. As in a 'work roster' is used in the place of what a 'Yank' would refer as a work schedule. rotten: 'Rotten' signifies that things are horrible. No matter what happens, chances are its going to be a terribly 'rotten' day, or week, or 'fortnight', or month, etc. As in, "bloody rotten job. Who wanted it anyway?" Now that everything else in your life has gone 'rotten', there is only one thing 72

left. That's right. Its you! If you are found to be 'rotten', there is no compromise at all. You are filthy and utterly drunk, or 'full'. rough: Something that has taken an un-normal approach or result to vaguely meet the primary goals and objectives. As in "she's pretty rough," could mean that she (i.e., car, Sheila, etc.) is hard to look at without comment of criticality. Or, an effort to generalize the approximate target. For example, if meeting your 'mate' at 5pm (1700), one might consider stating, " c'ya arvo, roughly 5." round-about: In reality, a 'round-about' is a traffic circle which is placed in strategic locations where two or more roadways intersect. And whoever thought and developed the idea of using it should be taken out and politely shot. Joking aside and generally speaking, 'round-abouts' were a great idea when they were originally designed. They allow quick and smooth transit. However, the Road Works Department should have kept them in the country among smaller towns. Americans have it really bad when it comes to driving in Australia. As if driving on the opposite side of the road and car is not difficult enough, along comes the 'round-about'. Special note: never ever get caught in the inside lane of a round-about, especially during rush hour traffic. You may never get out. Although 'round-abouts' are used all over the 'land o' Oz'. Canberra has got to be the capital of 'round-abouts'. That's probably why they made Canberra the capital of Australia. The road systems are comprised mostly of 'roundies' and straight-aways are rare to find. See 'roundies'. roundies: Australia's gift to vehicle driving insanity. Other countries have also employed round-abouts, but Australia has managed their use to all new heights. As a matter of fact, it is often joked that when building in new communities, the roadway architects first determine where to place 'roundies' (in the design) before even knowing where the streets will go. As in, "when in doubt, round-about." All joking and commentary aside, once skilled to safely negotiate through round-abouts, they can prove to be quite good to use to keep the flow of traffic going. Foreigners (and their native government) would do well to 'mind' the 'roundies' and consider their use in future developing communities. rubber: You have just got home from a very hard back-breaking day of work just in time to best everybody else home. You sit in your comfortable chair, turn on the 'wireless' or 'tele', and pop open an ice-cold 'echo'. Moments later your one and only child comes in from school. You ask him what sort of day he had and visa-versa. 73

Upon leaving the room to do his homework he notes that the teacher had told him to pick up a few items for school, such as writing utensils. (a 'biro', pencil, etc.), a small notebook, and a 'rubber'. You, as a concerned parent, nod your head, and tell him you'll go to the 'shops' later to pick them up for him. A few more minutes go by and then it suddenly gets you. He said he needed a 'rubber' for school by order of the teacher. You spring out of your chair to once again verify and clarify what he said. Your child once again states that the teacher said to bring in a 'rubber'. In an outrage, you go storming down to the school to confront the teacher, "why and the 'ell does me child 'ave to bring in a rubber? Surely you're not educating 10 year old children on 'sex education.' " Then its time for your lesson by the teacher. You find yourself in total embarrassment when you find out that a 'rubber' is an 'eraser' (the creative and useful rubbery tool that children use in school to erase things). rubbish: Garbage. Something of non-worth. to 'rubbish' someone would be to treat them as if they were equivalent to refuge or garbage. This will ultimately make the person on the receiving end feel inferior, embarrassed' or humiliated. If the person had any sense about them, they would make an exit before this ever happens or before tempers flare. To conclude, by the time you're done being 'rubbished' you will probably be able to fit into a 'rubbish bin'. This is probably a good example of a common reason that starts a 'blue'. Note: 'Mates' do not 'rubbish' other 'mates'. They simply offer advice. idiom_of_oz s

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An abbreviation for South Australia (the Festival State. Capital: Adelaide). (the) sack: Released, terminated or removed from employment. 'gettin' the sack' is the same as being dismissed or discharged from a place of employment never to return again. Additionally, a 'sack' is a place where a 'bloke' takes the 'Sheila' he loves to get a 'root' (usually his 'kip'). sandshoes: A comfortable shoe with a continuous sole made of soft rubber. A sneaker. A tennis shoes. 'Sandshoes' are not necessarily worn in the sand. They're also worn to participate in sports. SANFL: Short for the 'South Australian Football League' which is played primarily in local environs of Adelaide, South Australia. sauce: Short for tomatoe sauce. not to be confused with gravy, but things to be placed on food to make it more tasteful and appealing. an 'Aussie' would put tomato sauce in or on (almost drown) his/her 'meatpie', 'pastries', or whatever. a 'Yank' would refer to it as ketchup. And for the record, it might look absolutely disgusting, but looks are deceiving. It is actually delicious. sausage roll: Wonderful piece of pastry rolled food filled with a variety of options (i.e., minced meat, vegetables, etc.) That typically accompanies a thirst-quenching beverage of choice. SCG: An abbreviation for the 'Sydney Cricket Ground'. Of all the cricket ovals, the 'S.C.G.' is by far the most popular. schedule: (sch-e-dul soft ch sound) Used the same as the American word "schedule (pronounced with the hard ch sound)" which means to arrange or plan of important commitment/obligations in an organized pattern for satisfaction. school: Here's one to work out in the area of bizarre and confusing; if schedule is pronounced "sch-e-dul" then why isn't school pronounced "sch-ul"? 75

Schoolies/Schoolies Week: Refers to the Australian tradition of high-school graduates having week-long 'holidays' following the end of their final exams in late November and early December. Note: Often noted as having too many fights and riots with police. score: To achieve or fulfill. Also, used to describe the many things that were scored. As in, "how'd ya score today" and "scored heaps at the market earlier." scrub: A term reference toward the type of vegetation or plants found in the 'bush'. see ya' after / later: Although they may never will, this is a typical expression of general farewell amongst all people (even strangers). Similar to the "I'll call ya' soon" myth that promises to almost never happen. serviette: Napkins, blessed with the name through association of silver metal napkin holders. sex: The average person residing near or around a gambling establishment does not gamble. This is because gambling has become something he/she sees is their everyday life of activities and has easy access to it that they neglect the opportunity. As a result of many past personal surveys of Australians, it is the authors impression that this is very similar to the attitudes of Aussies toward the topic of 'sex'. Australians live in a very abundant society filled with endless numbers of attractive men and women. Australians are very outgoing, open-minded people who have easy access to an abundance of opportunities, and as a result they will neglect them (except for those on kings cross... lol). The author recalls asking several Australian men (and a few women) to prioritize for him their personal interests. The most popular and average answers were as follows: 1. Beer, a 'pub', or a place to indulge in alcohol poisoning. 2. Money or employment to support beer, a 'pub' or a place to indulge in alcohol poisoning. 3. Sports (observing or participating) while supporting beer, a pub, or a place to indulge in alcohol poisoning. 4. Personal transportation (i.e., cars, trucks, utes, motorcycles, etc.) to get to their beer, a pub, or a place to indulge in alcohol poisoning. 5. Their dog who accompanies them to their beer, a pub, or a place to indulge in alcohol poisoning. 6. Wives, girlfriends, and women in general who complain about beer, a pub, or 76

a place to indulge in alcohol poisoning. shade: To cover or protect. As in, "shade your eyes while I switch on the lights." shag: To have sexual intercourse on the fly and without obligation to romance or relationship. she'll be right: 'No worries'. All is well, and there is no cause for general concern or alarm. Of course, most Aussies would claim so while speeding out of control down a mountain side with no brakes or alternate means of escaping. Sheila: On a first impression, a 'foreigner' would think that the majority of women in Australia are named 'Sheila'. This is a false assumption to have. 'Sheila', while being some women's actual name, is a general and common term used to address any/all Australian females (typically above the age of 13). It is the female equivalent of what 'Bruce' is to men. Other names such as 'skirt', 'crumpet', 'dame', 'bird', 'doll', and many others can and will be found to be used. Only men usually utilize such terms. When approaching a young attractive women, it is highly advised to use their 'Christian name', if known. This is so that the woman does not take offense and also to keep you off the critical list. If their Christian name is not known, just present yourself politely. shoot thru: This is what people do to avoid prosecution or harassment from the long arm of the law. Traveling from town to town, state to state, etc. shot thru: The normal verbal response from 'mates' to any person of legal authority that inquires as to a person's whereabouts. The average Australian strongly disagrees with 'dobbin' in their mates. Don't bother wasting your breath. As in; "excuse me sir. 'Ave you seen this bloke?" "yeah, but 'e shot thru, didn't 'e," shout: No, this does not mean the typical extreme vocal broadcasts. If an American were to 'shout' while visiting a 'pub' as they know it, they might likely become a new statistic or the national news coverage. In Australia, to 'shout' is the American equivalent to "buying the bar" or "buying the round" of bar drinks (purchase a beer for a person or a group of people). Take note, it's. always best and cost-effective to get there early and shout as soon as possible. However, should you benefit from a 'shout', it will be considered both commendable and courteous to return the 'shout' at the next opportunity. sickie/sicky: 77

A day off from everything (i.e., work, play, etc.) which is meant to stem from being ill. Feeling bad when you get up in the morning? Say 'the 'ell with it'! Crawl yourself back in your 'kip', grasp the aerodynamically designed telephone and call work. Take a 'sickie'. You might not get paid for it, but at least you'll have a day off with peace and quiet. See 'crook'. sired: To have participated in giving the gift of life to. Sister: While it could be confused with the common use as a female blood relative, this sister actually does work with blood (as the 'quack' requests). Americans refer to these professionals as 'nurses'. Perhaps this is due to the complexity in pronouncing the word. These are the people who care to your each and every whim while in hospital accommodation. Some people have been noted to say that they believe they are called sisters as to symbolize a term of endearment. skag: Slang for someone of less-than-desirable social skills, morals, ethics or lifestyle. skank: Slang Term for a whore. See slag. skite: To brag or boast which results in stretching the truth in such a fashion that it alters the true intended meaning. "Big headed" people are known to do this quite often. slackers: As one of my mate's refers to it, "a bunch of lazy shits". Identifies people who (by design) barely work or produce/do anything. These are the type of person who would be just as happy to watch paint dry or grass grow. slag: Someone who is likely to have sex with anyone, anywhere. Explained to have perceived less qualities than a prostitute. Aussie slang equivalent known as a "whore." smart: Other than the obvious display or perception of intelligence, this term is often borrowed to note the positive/attractive/professional appearance of a persons clothing. smart casual: Does not refer to a pair of exotic looking 'daks'. 'Smart casual' is a term often used in pubs and clubs to tell people of the specific dress code of that venue. It would include, no work clothes, no steel capped boots, no wife beaters shirts/just simply what it 78

says... smart and casual clothing. smoke(s): Cancer sticks, nicotine straws, or more commonly known as tobacco based cigarettes. Once a very large population of smokers, Australians have gotten in touch with their organic selves and slowly been pushing back or retreating from the tobacco industry products. smoko: Some say it occurs in the morning (approx 10am), while others refer to it as an afternoon break (approx 2pm, or 1400). Also occasionally referred to (by the posh) as morning or afternoon tea time (warm/hot beverage with or without snacks), this term can ultimately be described as a small temporary break (approximately 10 - 15 minutes, some longer, some smaller) from the days routine (i.e., work, school, life, etc.). In any event, 'smoko' is a chance to relax, have a 'cuppa', have a 'fag', and recover from your hangover. snags: Slang used to note sausages (for cooking). These days one can find them in a number of varieties (i.e., beef, pork, chicken, etc.). 'Aussies' love to consume these mass quantities of delicious hot 'snags' and 'sauce' (with or without bread). These are without a doubt an essential element to have for a 'barby'. snooker: Other than the recreational type of billiards game, this term can be used to define when someone is in a strategically terrible lose-lose situation (typically through no fault of their own or without prior knowledge). solicitor: Just try to arrest this type of 'solicitor' and are what you get. A 'solicitor' in the land of 'Oz' is the well educated, hard-working better half of a 'barrister'. They are the one who prepares the legal cases prior to a barrister using them (in the higher courts). They also provide advice and represent clients at the lower courts of law. In any doubt, legal services are going to cost you quite a few 'notes'. some-fink: A humourous and somewhat twisted way of pronouncing the word "something". sort: Address something with an effort or intent to be resolution. spanner: A tool more commonly known and understood as a wrench. Spanners come in different shapes, sizes, electronic, manual, adjustable, and socket(s). specks: 79

Old world 'Aussie' English for eye-glasses (i.e., correctable, reading, sun, etc.). However, sunglasses are also known as "sunnies". spew: Vomit. Blowing chunks. Lean over the 'loo'. Wait patiently for the muscles in your alimentary canal to start quivering. Then, as hard as you can, push until everything in your stomach passes back through your mouth. It is important to ensure everything you vomit lands safely in the loo, as in Olympic high diving. If not, it will still be there when you wake up. Old times call this 'bowing to the porcelain queen'. Alternately, 'Aussies' can also be 'spewing' when an event occurred that was more than less fortunate to them. When 'spewing' with anger, an observing 'bloke' should evacuate all women and children so that they do not experience his crude language. See 'chunder'. spirits: Not to be confused with the belief of super-natural and ghostly entities, 'spirits' in 'Oz' refer to the non-wine/beer alcoholic drinks and beverages. See 'grog'. sport: Any event (athletic, recreation, etc.) that offers general good and solid competition amongst those willing to participate. Whether it be 'footie', rugby, cricket, darts, or distance urinating, the basic objective is to have fun, support a contest, and be crowned a winner. In addition, a 'sport' is used as a universal term to address a 'bloke' with a level of anger. As in, "look sport, why don't you piss off," spot on: To do something exactly perfect and accurate (without any question, error or deviation). People that are found to be 'dinkum' are respectfully 'spot on'. As in, "there's a way that 'e's always spot on and I'll work it out eventually." spunk: See 'dirty water'. square off: To clarify, apologize, or straighten out any statement or action that caused confusion is 'squaring off'. As in; "wot ya' doin' 'ere?" "I thought I'd drop by an' square off about last night." squatter: A 'squatter' is a person who settles themselves on any apparently evacuated or unoccupied land, house, or establishment (rents not bad). 80

If you have come home from a holiday or after a hard days at work and find 'squatters' occupying your domicile, do not degrade yourself to use verbal or physical violence as a tool of persuasion. 'Squatters' have rights as well. It would be in your best interests to advise your 'solicitor', the local authorities, and then the local representative of the 'squatters union' of the situation. stand over: To 'stand over' is to closely supervise while demanding or ordering compliance. Take note, do not attempt to 'stand over' an Australian. Australians have their own pace of doing things. To the fast paved American observer it would seem as if the Aussies are standing still. The truth of the matter is that the Australians are indeed slower in completing things. They take their time and complete things correctly the first time, hence making them very efficient. starters: Food appetizers. States: Short for United States. Where 'Yanks' hail from, and where 'Yank' want-to-be's desire to be from. stations: In the land down under, a 'station' is the equal to the American 'ranch'. Only the major difference is that sheep and cattle 'stations' are usually much larger and are in remote areas. The author recalls being once advised by a few 'station-hands' that if he ever got lost in the 'bush', chances are that he would be on station. If so, he should look for fresh water holes. This is where sheep congregate and 'yabbies' can be caught. If he found himself starving, he could kill and eat a sheep provided that he lay the sheep skin across a fence to show his fair decency and appreciation (for the meal). stiff shit: Too bad for you. Don't care. You're problem, not mine. stirrer: A slang nickname for someone who "stirs-up" or is the catalyst for problems and issues. Seems to always be at the center of the storm. As in, "why do you always need to be a shit-stirrer?" stobie pole: The slang term given to the poles that hold up powerlines. stoke: Experienced in the way of either being excited or volatile. stone: A measurement to capture 14 ounces in total. A measurement of 10 stone, would 81

be a rough suggestion that someone weighs approx 140 (10 stone X 14 ounces). straight away: Right now. To be done immediately without any delay or pause. strife: Problems. Trouble. Issues that are difficult or chaotic. What a 'bloke' would find himself in upon arrival at home four fours after the 'pub' shut. Until 'squaring odd' with his missus (or 'mum') he will probably be in 'strife' for a considerate amount of time. stroppy: Displaying a bit depressed. strewth: Typically used to express surprise or shock. Likely to be used by itself or following the word "bloody," such as "bloody strewth." similar to the American expressions "holy crap," "Jesus Christ," or "oh my god" (to name but a few). stubbie/stubby: An 'echo'. A 'glass can' other than pints and schooners, the 'stubbie' is the traditional means and form that beer comes in. It is that short (with the exception of Darwin stubbies) heavy, and cylindrical style clear/brown glass bottle that holds amber nectar within and waits for Aussie/patrons to develop thirst (or any other general reason for consumption (i.e., tea, supper, work break, before church, after church, before sport, during sport, after sport, etc.). An essential piece of equipment to bring to the 'barbie' is a carton of 'Stubbies'. Stubbys can also refer to those particularly tight "short shorts" that some gents wear during time for leisure and sport. See 'echo'. stuff(ed): A slang term typically used to identify or highlight a negative connotation or observation. As in, "get stuffed you wanker" or "stuff this!" See 'two fingers'. Similar to 'nicked'. The slang loosely and generally used to refer to the action of receiving sexual pleasures which may have developed via unorthodox avenues of sexual practices as in sodomizing. Therefore, Americans should be particularly careful when using it. In Australia, a person is not 'stuffied' when completing a rather huge filling meal. Instead, they are 'fill'. sucked-in: Being gullible and completely taken advantage of. sundries: 'Sundries' are gifts or actions that are unexpected and are considered small in measure, but come from the heart. 'Lollies' are 'sundries' just as well as a single rose is a 82

'sundrie'. A 'no ball' in cricket is a 'sundrie', but does not come from the heart. It is a nicety. A 'sundrie' in cricket is given by the umpire as a result of a poor approach or delivery by a 'bowler'. sunshine: Cute nickname often used from men to women (typically in a parental/relative manner). For example, from a father to his daughter, or an uncle to his niece. sunnies: Short abbreviated name given to eyewear more commonly known as sunglasses. Surname: Your last name. Your family name that you inherited. Between that and your 'Christian name', it can get to be a but confusing when filling out applications or any other paperwork. surrounds: See 'environs'. suss/sussy: Short for suspicious or suspect. However, also used to investigate or research. sweet FA: The polite way of saying 'sweet f**k all'. Used as an adjective to highlight the emotions inherent in the specific situation involved. Furthermore, this means that nothing is happening in your best interests. An example of this would probably be observed by watching someone that was too late to get their 'cut'. Instead, what they received was complete 'bugger all'. See 'FA'. sweets: See 'lollies'. idiom_of_oz t

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available). Although HDTV (high definition television) is on its way, typical 'Yank' broadcasts are in NTSC (lower-level colour picture quality, although current technology promises to enhance this in the near future). Europeans typically use a combination of pal and SECAM colour systems of quality. tenders: Proposals or suggestions , typically contractual based. theatre: Pronounced and used the same as the American use for a facility used for the performance of the arts such as plays, artists, etc.. (but typically not movies or films, as those are shown in cinemas). there ya' go: A phrase used to help establish, accept, and support anything discussed as a solid foundation of authority. thick: As being 'thick-headed' or stupid. To be without common sense. Being unable to comprehend the smallest insignificant plain-spoken item. Common reference in comparison to thickness of an item. As in, "good bloke, but 'e's thick as two short planks mate." thing-(a-me-jig): Generalized term used to identify people, places, items, etc. when the real name cannot be recalled. Used as a substitute for a proper name instead of a specific name, person, place, or thing. As in, "Derek, thing, an' I are goin' to nip down to the club." thongs: Footwear, and more specifically, flip-flops. Those of you that understand this will quickly agree that the phrase 'a group of men wearing black thongs' actually refers to something significantly less concerning than big hairy and burley 'mates' in tight/tiny 'bum'-floss designed items. tin: A small metal can. 'Tins' are normally filled with foods. As in, 'tin' of sardines, 'tin' of corn, etc. tin arse: A 'tin arse' is someone who is so lucky and has such a magnetic personality that absolutely nothing unfortunate every happens to them. Ironically, most 'drongos' are found to be 'tin arses'. No matter what the crisis is they always come up smelling like a rose. tip: A dump. A place where 'drongos' should live and where 'cows' already do (not 85

really). The geographic location where the 'rubbish' is taken to for final burial, cremation, or both. tipped empty: Laying your empty glass or 'echo' on its side on the bar cloth signifies to the bartender that the drink is 'out', or simplified, you have had enough and are finished drinking. Alternatively, placing your empty glass or bottle rightside up indicates that you would like it filled again. And placing your empty glass upside down invites a 'blue' or violence. togs: 'Togs' are any types of forms of clothing. Also used when meaning 'dress'. Usually associated with 'out' or 'up'. As in: all togged up 'an no place to go.' toilet: The WC (water closet). Also know as a 'dunny' or a 'loo'. Where Americans go to the 'bathroom' an Australian will go to the 'toilet'. Americans use the 'bathroom' to relive themselves, have a shower, brush thru teeth, etc. When an Australian goes to the toilet, he/she goes to the area is his/her house/flat that is equipped with a commode so that he/she can relieve themselves of bodily waste. When requiring to have a shower, an Australian will go to the shower. When desiring to have a bath, they will go to the bath. Even if the room is equipped with a commode, washbasin, shower, or bathtub, it is labeled as a 'toilet'. Note: If your 'loo' 'pongs', give it a once over with a fragrance spray . tons: A slang term used to express a percentage of good or bad net results. Just more than measurement of "heaps." As in, "'ow ya' feelin' mate? Tons better, thanks." toodles: So long. Farewell. Adveterzine, good-bye. too right: Shows agreement with the stated or declared comment. toot: A polite way of describing the small gaseous cloud omitted from ones 'bum'. With respect, only women and small children 'toot'. Men, on the other hand, basically 'mess their pants'. As in, "'or'right ladies. Which one of you would like to claim that last 'toot'. torch: A flashlight or any other device designed to shine beams of light. As in, "I 86

always keep a torch around in case we lose power." track(s): 'Tracks' are normally the unsealed dirt roads that were established many years ago by people who live in the 'bush'. 'Tracks' run all over Australia with one of the longest starting slightly 64 kilometers northeast of Esperance, West Australia (northwest coastal area) and continues to go north passing through the great Victorian desert. It then proceeds to Warburton, W.A. (located on the west side of the Peterman Ranges). Further north it goes into the Gibson Desert, passing through the Black Hills to Tanami, Northern Territory. The exact distance of the track is not known. If you ever choose to travel this route (God only knows why?), my sincerest sympathies go with you. Hardly anybody or anything lives there and it's a great distance between any form of civilization. tram: A streetcar or trolley. 'Trams' provide transport to patrons from inner city areas to suburbs and visa-versa. If you are in need of transport, I highly suggest using a tram. It's a hell of a lot more economical. trek: Typically an unmaintained pathway to and from someplace. tricky: An action that brought with it some question of mystery or magical versus that which would be predictable. trot: Depending on how its used, 'trot' can be used for good luck. A 'tin arse' always has good 'trots'. TRS: Tourist Refund Scheme which allows international visitors and Australian residents traveling overseas, to claim a refund of the GST and WET paid on goods purchased in Australia and being taken overseas. trunk call: Much to the regret of the ignorant, a 'trunk call' is not placed through a telephone briefcase. 'Trunk calls' are in fact long distance telephone calls so given the name because of the switching through a 'trunk box' that must occur before a connection can be made a the distant end. tucker: (tucka) 'Pies', 'veggies', and other foods that Aussies love to eat. Given the nickname from the old myth that one needs to open their mouth and tuck-it-in before chewing and enjoying. Whether you're in the city or in the 'scrub', you will always find good 'tucker' in Australia. 87

two fingers: Hold your favorite hand in front of yourself with the palm toward you. Next, make a fist, and only extend your middle and index fingers (reverse image of the universal "peace-sign". This is a rude finger gesture that is equal to stating 'get stuffed!' It is the equivalent to the American displayed back-of-the-hand extended middle finger that also means "f**k you (USA)." While generally not very well welcomed, one may exercise the option by using both hands, shout the associated phrase, or raise and lower your hands swiftly, if the situation warrants it. tyre: Those incredible rubbery/synthetic material that your 'motorcar' or 'byke' rides on. idiom_of_oz u

u-park: Privately/managed car parking lot(s). UK: An abbreviation for the 'United Kingdom'. A country located in Western Europe consisting of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. The capital and unofficial home of the 'POHMs' in the 'UK' is London. ugh boots: Warm, furry sheepskin and wool boots of various styles, colors, and sizes with the immediate perception of being house slippers/shoes. True 'Aussies' wear 'ugh boots' outside the house anywhere they want and with any attire they desire. Uluru: Although an aboriginal word, it has no particular meaning in their language. Previously known as Ayers Rock (or 'the Rock') in honour of Sir Henry Ayers, was renamed through a 1993 dual naming policy (allowing official names that consist of both the traditional Aboriginal name and the English name) to "Ayers Rock/Uluru." Thus, becoming the first officially dual-named feature in the Northern Territory. The order of the dual names was officially reversed to "Uluru/Ayers Rock" in 2002 following a request from the Regional Tourism Association in Alice Springs. Uluru is a large sandstone rock formation in the southern part of the Northern Territory, central Australia. It lies 335 km (208 mi) south west of the nearest large town, Alice Springs; 450 km (280 mi) by road. Uluru is sacred to the Pitjantjatjara and Yankunytjatjara, the Aboriginal people of the area. It has many springs, waterholes, rock caves and ancient paintings. 88

uni: Short for university. As in, "Me daughter's off to uni in the summer." upside down empty: Americans beware! That is, unless you're accustomed to senseless pain and violence. Turning your empty glass upside down in Australia does not mean that you're finished drinking. It does, however, mean that your brain is lame enough to challenge anyone in the 'pub' to a fight. Special precautionary note: Never attempt to start a decent conversation standing near an upside down glass. It may easily be confused with attempting to start an argument. (sounds like downtown Baltimore, huh?) usual: The 'usual' is a place you would normally visit or a commonly recurring event or a beer at the 'usual' 'pub'. Anything that is ordinary or customary. People who act as if they were robots with programmed schedules are 'usual'. USD: Abbreviated use for the term United States Dollar. ute: Short for utility (vehicle). This type of vehicle looks like a automobile from the 'bonnet' to the roof, but the 'boot' has been replaced with a truck bed-like structure. The net result looks like a car with a small truck bed. idiom_of_oz v

veg: Short for 'veggie' or vegetable. See 'veggie'. veggie: Short for vegetable. That loveable and enjoyable nutritious food that we all enjoy to socialize our main course and drink with. An edible 'veggie' is either the organic plant or a result of an organic plant that in most cases accompanies an entree. A human 'veggie' depicts someone who has lifelessness or is mentally unfit. They, similar to characteristics of 'drongos', have lost use of their minds and as a result have no idea what is going on around them. When 'no hope veggies' mature they're often drafted into the realm of high level 89

authority. Please do not confuse 'dickheads', 'yabbos', 'dills', or 'drongos' with the likes of 'veggies'. 'Veggies' do not have a choice in the matter. VFL: Short for the 'Victorian Football League' which is played primarily in the environs of Melbourne, Victoria. VIC:

An abbreviation used for Victoria (the Garden State or the Place To Be. Capital: Melbourne. Vicar: 'Vicar' is used by the ignorant to identify a 'man of the cloth' no matter what the 'vicar's' religion is. Another brutish infiltrating and influenced word. Victor: (vik-ta) Short for Victor Harbor. Favorite 'Oz' retirement spot of the author. Victor Harbor is a city located on the coast of the Fleurieu Peninsula, located 80km south of Adelaide, South Australia with an economy based upon agriculture, fisheries, tourism, and various industries. video: Short for 'videocassette recorder' (VCR). The 'video' is the device that normally gets most use in the modern Australian home. As in; "pop the tape in the video, please." Similarly, 'video' is also short for 'videocassette'. The thing you must have to operate the other 'video'. As in; "I'll just 'nick down the shops an' collect a couple o' videos for tonight. In either case, the video is great to have when you live in the 'bush', or in a 90

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Paterson. It is not to be confused as being the Australian anthem in anyway, shape, or form. However, every true blue 'Aussie' knows the entire lyrics, almost as if it were in their adolescent curriculum. wanker: (wan-ka) An idiot. Someone who openly performs self-gratifying sexual acts (masturbates). It is a 'wanker' that 'wanks' off. water off a duck's back / ass: Doesn't bother me. Not an issue. WC: Acquired by the EC (European Community), these are the initials for "Water Closet" or more commonly referred to in 'Oz' as the "loo." weekend: (wEk - end) Pronounced almost as two separate and distinct words, week and end. well done: Congratulations. Excellent job or results. WET: Wine Export Tax applies to wine purchases for products to be taken out of Australia. what do ya' reckon?: In general inquiry in an effort to discover someone's thoughts, opinions, or beliefs while satisfying their own curiosity. whinge: Slang meaning to whine or complain. People who are continuously complaining or whinge are a "whinger." These individuals never express any form of gratitude and are very rarely pleased. Windies: Short for 'West Indies'. A major competitive cricket team. A country of a group of islands located between North and South America. windscreen: A windshield (glass in front of the driver and passenger) of a vehicle. The author would like to point out right here and now the 'bloody windscreen' will not help to protect you as designed if you don't wear the seatbelt. wipe: See 'rubbish'. wireless: 92

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Short-legged Australian marsupials (muscular quadrupeds), approximately 1 metre (39 in) in length with a very short tail. They typically live in forested, mountainous, and lowland surrounding open areas of south-eastern Australia and Tasmania. The origins of the 'wombat' name stems from the Eora Aboriginals (original inhabitants of the Sydney area). Be extremely cautious not to hit a wombat while driving in outlying areas, as 'wombats' have been known to be very strong, muscular, and could disable your car (while dusting themselves off and going on about their merry way). Also, a short name 93

for a well known grocer/retail store. Woolloomooloo: A classic example of a great aboriginally influenced and perfectly reasonable name for a place. A harbourside, inner-city eastern suburb of Sydney, in the state of New South Wales, Australia. The current spelling of 'Woolloomooloo' is named for the first homestead in area, Wolloomooloo House, built by the first landowner John Palmer. That said, there is often great and continued debate as to how John Palmer came up with the name. In many a 'front bar', patrons say that it was done with several Aboriginal words being suggested: 1. Wallamullah, meaning place of plenty 2. Wallabahmullah, meaning a young black kangaroo. 3. Wala-mala, meaning an Aboriginal burial ground or field of blood (due to the tribal fights that took place in the area). woolys: Short name for a well known grocer/retail store. Woomera: A (now closed) controversial Australian Defence Force Facility and a strategic national asset located in the 'outback' desert area of South Australia, 488 km/305 mi north of Adelaide, along the Stuart Highway. It is 177km north of Port Augusta, and 80km south of the mining centre of Roxby Downs. The 'Woomera' Defence Village (located on Commonwealth land) was established to support national test and evaluation activities to be conducted in the 'Woomera' Prohibited Area during the Anglo-Australian project (1947 - 1977), and Nurrungar (1969 - 1999). The name 'Woomera' was chosen by the Board of the Long Range Weapons Establishment in April 1947 and is named after the Aboriginal spear throwing implement of the same name, and in recognition of the place being a test launch site in much the same way the holder of a 'Woomera' launches the spear. wowser: A serious and dedicated religious supporter. These people downtalk to others in the name of the church, who indulge in sinful acts. Examples of these are: Engaging in social drinking Gender chasing Smoking Rock music 'Wowser's' are a rare surprise to find, hence the word 'wow' in 'wowser'. 'Wowsers', like 'poofs' are considered entertainment or fair game in any 'pub'. idiom_of_oz x

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yabber: Similar to an 'earbasher'. A person who makes conversation just for the sake of hearing themselves talk is a 'yabber'. The average gossiping housewife is ordinarily stereotyped as a 'yabber'. yabbie: A crayfish. Identical to the American 'crawdad'. A small freshwater crustacean that resembles a miniature lobster. Australians love to eat 'yabbies'. They are good in stews or alone. If you're every hungry and lost in the 'bush', just look for a freshwater dam or hole. Chances are that it will have 'yabbies' in it. 'Yabbies' cannot live in salt water, as the author discovered the hard way. After his 'mate's' pet yabbie punched him, his mate poured the entire contents of a salt shaker on him. In addition, people who refuse to swim in the ocean water are nicknamed 'yabbie'. yabbo: See 'dickhead'. Yank(s): A slang that's been around since World War I to identify an American. Someone who hails from the 'states'. You are a 'Yank' whether you are from the north or the south of the Mason-Dixon line. It just doesn't matter. The Yank is a 'Yank', as an Aussie is an 'Aussie'. Americans should not take offense when they hear it directed toward them. A reference to Yankee Doodle, or the Yankees of the civil war era. This is what many 96

international communities use as a verbal scratching post of comparisons with. And a 'Yank tank' is the huge automobile that Americans drive. Rare crossbreeding of Aussies and Yanks have been known to happen. If the child is Aussie dominant, they will be 'one 'ell o' an earbasher'. If the child is Yank dominant, they sure will be able to hold their 'piss'. If both are constantly fighting for dominance, they will be one hell of a yachtsman. 'Cheers' to whomever gets hum/her. Yank repellant: Slang to a popular product made from yeast extract that Aussies love to spread on toast, but is often described as having the consistency of over-cooked axle grease. yap: Place your thump on your chin. Then place your index finger on the tip of your nose. The area found in the space between the two is generally known as a 'yap'. The mouth. The Australian version of a human black hole. A place where bloke's generally stick their feet. Also the essential element of an 'earbasher'. However, even if an earbasher lost the ability to speak, he would probably find a way to communicate with you, probably telepathically. Persistent 'bastards'. yarn: An old tall tale that could include some portions of fact (but most likely not). yirros: A common Greek food found in 'Oz'. A soft-shelled tortilla shaped similar to an open-end burrito filled with chunks of lamb, lettuce, onion, and tomatoes (and more). yonks: A significant or great period of time measurement (typically only known to the originator). As in, "G'day mate. Haven't seen you 'round 'ere in yonks." youse: (you-z) Spelling of plural pronunciation of "you." yummy: Delicious to the palate or to the eye. idiom_of_oz z

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Author Jake Jacobs, an originally born 'yank' from a humble upbringing in the Baltimore, Maryland 'environs' (right/eastcoast US), lived in 'Woomera', South Australia (approximately 5 to 6 hours north of Adelaide) for 5 years while serving the United States Air Force and Department of Defense at the (now closed) controversial Joint Defence 'Nurrungar' (JDFN). Located on the edge of Island Lagoon, approximately 15km south of the 'Woomera' Prohibited Area, he lived, worked, supported local activities and economy, and met many life-long 'mates', while working at the facility jointly operated by the Australian Department of Defence and the United States Air Force from 1969 through 1999. By the way, the word 'Nurrungar' is derived from an aboriginal word that means "to hear." While there, he traveled the great land of 'Oz', met many wonderful 'blokes' and 'Shielas', started collecting 'Aussie' slang, learned how to 'barrack', enjoy 'meatpie floaties', proudly consumed and recycled 'echoes', and continued to do so over the following 20+ years. While presently living in the 'States', he has maintained long-distance 'Oz' relationships and contact with his family and 'mates,' and has frequently returned 'downunder' to visit on 'holiday.' Jake currently makes Colorado his home. When not confusing and puzzling the general population (including the local writings clubs) with his use of 'Aussie' terms, he enjoys spending time with his family and friends (living life large and to the fullest), and a periodic 'stubby' while creatively updating future book releases and his website: (www.IdiomOfOz.com ). G'day mate, & tah...

idiom_of_oz recommended reading

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Australia 2009, Fodor's Travel Publications, Inc. Staff ISBN: 1400006988

The Boy from Boree Creek - The Time Fisher Story Peter Rees ISBN: 101

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Steve and Me: Life with the Crocodile Hunter, Terri Irwin ISBN: 1416953884

Building the Sydney Harbour Bridge, John Nicholson ISBN: 1865082589

Gold Coast: Australia's Playground, Sydney William Hughes ISBN: 0958825203

Short Stay Guide Australia's Great Barrier Reef (Short Stay Guides) Fay Smith ISBN: 186315146X

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Eyewitness Travel Guide: Australia Fodor's Travel Publications, Inc. Staff ISBN: 9780756615697

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