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INTRODUCTION ..................................................................................................................................5 WHAT’S PLAYBOYSKOOL? ...................................................................................................................8 ABOUT ME ............................................................................................................................................9 PART 1 - OUR SOCIETY ...................................................................................................................16 JESUS, HELL AND HYPOCRITES ...........................................................................................................16 ABOUT FLIRTING ................................................................................................................................19 DON’T FLIRT … PICK HER UP! ............................................................................................................21 THE TRUTH ABOUT FLIRT AND DATING BOOKS ...................................................................................22 BEGINNER QUESTIONS ........................................................................................................................24 I MET THIS GIRL … .............................................................................................................................27 WOMEN AT WORK ..............................................................................................................................29 MYTHS OF SOCIETY ............................................................................................................................30 PART 2 - THE BASICS .......................................................................................................................30 HOW WOMEN THINK ...........................................................................................................................31 WOMEN ONLY SEEK 1 GUY .................................................................................................................35 APPEARANCE AND LOOKS ..................................................................................................................36 BODY MAINTENANCE:.................................................................................................................38 STYLE .................................................................................................................................................39 PART 3 - WHAT WOMEN WANT ...................................................................................................40 TWISTED ATTRACTION .......................................................................................................................41 WHAT WOMEN WANT ..................................................................................................................43 CONFIDENCE..................................................................................................................................47 HUMOUR ............................................................................................................................................51 CHARM ............................................................................................................................................52 PART 4 - THE CONCEPT OF ATTRACTION................................................................................55 ATTRACTION AND BEING ATTRACTIVE ...............................................................................................55 THE FIVE THINGS THAT ATTRACT WOMEN ..........................................................................................56 EVERYONE STARTS FROM SCRATCH ....................................................................................................57 TRAITS WOMEN FIND NATURALLY ATTRACTIVE .................................................................................61 CREATING ATTRACTION PLAYBOY STYLE .........................................................................................62 BASIC STEPS .......................................................................................................................................63 HOW TO BE CHEEKY ...........................................................................................................................64 BEING FUNNY .....................................................................................................................................66 ATTRACTION TECHNIQUES .................................................................................................................68 NATURAL SKILLS ................................................................................................................................72 PRACTISE............................................................................................................................................74 THE PURPOSE OF ATTRACTION ............................................................................................................76 FIRST IMPRESSION ..............................................................................................................................77 BODY LANGUAGE, APPEARANCE, VOICE ...........................................................................................80 PART 5 - THE MAN THAT WOMEN WANT .................................................................................85 LEVEL 1- CHALLENGE ........................................................................................................................85 LEVEL 2- SELF CONFIDENCE ...............................................................................................................88 LEVEL 3 - HUMOUR ............................................................................................................................91 LEVEL 4 - CHARM ..........................................................................................................................92 PART 6 - THE GAME .........................................................................................................................94 IT’S JUST A GAME ...............................................................................................................................96 SOCIETY CRAP ....................................................................................................................................98 THE GAME ........................................................................................................................................102 NICE GUYS V JERKS..........................................................................................................................103 BAD BOYS.........................................................................................................................................111 FEMALES ..........................................................................................................................................113 WOMEN TEST MEN ............................................................................................................................115 DO YOU WANT A DRINK? ..................................................................................................................123
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BRAINLESS PICK-UP ATTEMPTS .........................................................................................................127 THE GENTLEMAN ..............................................................................................................................129 LOVE BITES ......................................................................................................................................131 I LOVE YOU .......................................................................................................................................132 HOW MEN ENTER RELATIONSHIPS .....................................................................................................132 DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? ..........................................................................................................135 PART 7 – PULLING GIRLS.............................................................................................................138 THE GAME PLAN...............................................................................................................................138 1. PREPARE .......................................................................................................................................139 2. WALK OVER..................................................................................................................................142 3. PICK HER UP..................................................................................................................................144 4. DIGITS ..........................................................................................................................................154 5. THE DATE .....................................................................................................................................157 6. SEX..............................................................................................................................................167 7. RELATIONSHIP.........................................................................................................................170 PART 8 - HOTTIES...........................................................................................................................172 BASICS .............................................................................................................................................172 THE AGGRESSIVE OR THE SMART WAY?............................................................................................173 IF SHE GIVES YOU ATTITUDE .............................................................................................................175 PART 9 – UNDERGROUND ............................................................................................................179 ONLINE .............................................................................................................................................179 THE RIGHT ATTITUDE: ......................................................................................................................182 PART 10 – ON THE STREET ..........................................................................................................184 PLAYBOY SYNDROME .......................................................................................................................184 THINK ON YOUR FEET .......................................................................................................................185 RUNNING A TIGHT GAME ..................................................................................................................185 BARBIES ...........................................................................................................................................186 HOUSE PARTY ..................................................................................................................................188 ON THE SUBWAY ..............................................................................................................................188 COCKBLOCK BLOWOUT ....................................................................................................................190 2 GIRLS AT ONCE ..............................................................................................................................190 WANNABES ......................................................................................................................................191 PART 11 – TROUBLESHOOTING .................................................................................................192 I CAN’T APPROACH ...........................................................................................................................192 BUT LOOKS STILL MATTER................................................................................................................192 I GOT A FAKE NUMBER ......................................................................................................................193 SHE WON’T TEXT/CALL BACK ...........................................................................................................193 I ALWAYS FAIL BEFORE OR AFTER A DATE ........................................................................................193 MONEY GETS GIRLS ..........................................................................................................................194 I DON’T WANT TO LIE! ......................................................................................................................194 BUT, BUT … I CAN’T DO THAT, I STILL HAVE MORALS......................................................................195 HOW CAN I GET THAT SPECIAL GIRL? ...............................................................................................195 I CAN’T PULL A HOTTIE .....................................................................................................................196 SHE ONLY WANTS TO BE FRIENDS, HOW CAN I TURN IT AROUND?.....................................................196 PLAYBOYSKOOL MUST WORK DAMN GOOD ON REALLY DUMB CHICKS .............................................197 HOW DO I TELL STORIES? .................................................................................................................197 I GET NERVOUS WHEN TALKING TO HOT CHICKS ...............................................................................198 I CAN’T BLOW OUT JERKS .................................................................................................................198 TELL ME MORE LINES MAN, I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING ................................................................199 PLEASE, PLEASE, GOT ANY MORE DIRTY TRICKS? .............................................................................199 IF SHE FINDS THIS BOOK....................................................................................................................200 PART 12 – PLAYBOYSKOOL CONTINUED … ..........................................................................201
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Introduction Forget everything you know about dating, flirting and lame-ass pick-up advice because it’s time to take out the trash and step up to the big leagues! This book is not a blow-dried lecture, a random article about titties nor is it a story you should tell anybody when you happen to be completely shitfaced from a pub-crawl while trying to take a leak. It’s something you’ve probably never read anywhere else in your entire life! Playboyskool is all about SEX and contains the naked truth about women and how to pull & bag ‘em. It has been written for one purpose only: To get laid! But to get laid, you got to be made first … let’s get started. There’s a whole bunch of people out there who just can’t take the naked truth. When you to try to show them something new, they go all defensive, take on a really bad nyah-nyah attitude and start bashing with any shitty argument they can come up with. Especially women buddy … they will start screaming their lungs out when they get a glimpse of this book. Then we have another shitload who can’t wait until Playboyskool gets banned because it goes against the common man’s fundamental ideas and moral principles. So if you consider yourself one of these moral schmucks and get a lil’ offended while reading this book … take it easy! Church’s that way … Trust me I won’t pussyfoot around in here … I will tell you exactly how it is. And don’t expect me to take any prisoners, we go for broke! It’s just sex after all. But the reason why lots of people can’t take the truth is actually quite simple: We humans are naturally very anxious against new and revolutionary things. You probably remember that Greek dude called Aristotle, right? When Aristotle tried to tell mankind that the world wasn’t like a flat plate but more like a round ball, nobody wanted to believe him - even though his theories were realistic and made sense.
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Today, we all know that the world does have the shape of a ball and probably take the piss out of everyone who still thinks it’s flat as a plate. You might have smirked a little bit here, but the funny thing is that between now and the discovery of Aristotle almost 2000 years have passed but we humans still haven’t really made any progress when it comes to ignorance and social acceptance. Now imagine this: IF someone actually had believed this guy, sheeesh, he would’ve discovered America, be filthy rich and have a gangbang with hundreds of girls every night in his mansion. Not bad, huh? So don’t be a schmuck while reading this, be smarter than everybody that will never succeed, use the information wisely and make something outta yourself. Playboyskool will turn you into a Playboy and a real man, but this will only happen if you have and do what it takes. While reading this book some might start dissin’ stuff like: “Yeah right, that works?” or: “Shiiit, you for real?” and throw the book in the drawer after reading it once. Now I know that you’re reading Playboyskool because you are either looking to improve your game or are just plain curious. Nice, you’ve made the first step to improvement. But how come there are so many poor guys out there sitting in the toilet spanking the monkey 24/7 while dozens of single hot babes are catwalking on the streets right this minute? The answer is simply that they don’t know WHY they fail with women and get blown out all the time. Others do have some sort of clue what works and what doesn’t, but still don’t know for sure. There’s no-one whispering over your shoulder telling you: THAT’s how it’s done dawg! Think about this: A football player doesn’t just become great. It takes hours of training, sweat and dedication. In every club there is one skilled manager and coach that’ll teach all the unskilled players how to get better and win the game. I mean, when I was crawling around on the floor still shitting my pants and not being able to wipe my own ass, someone had to teach me how to do it. That’s why this book is a workbook and should be studied. Once you’ve read it, you’ll have a lot of knowledge and power. But it’s up to you how you want to use it. You will either: 6
a.) Have too many women in your life so you have to beat ‘em off with a stick, or you b.) Find the woman of your dreams, keep her and are happy for the rest of your life. Becoming a Playboy doesn’t just happen overnight though. But, if you have the right attitude and are ready and willing to practise these outlined techniques, you will succeed! …and believe me, it will more than pay off! Oh yeah, I almost forgot … I’m Nick, and I might be able to teach you a thing or two so stick around *evil grin* If you have any questions or you just wanna be a nosy fag, check out my website: www.playboyskool.com
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What’s Playboyskool? Playboyskool turns wimps, losers and nerds into real men, womanizers and ladies men. This book contains techniques and information that are way more powerful than the weapons of women, so be advised: Some people may not like this book as much as you. You won’t find me yaking your ear off with hypothetical shit and theories from a library - I’ll get straight to the point and simply tell y’all what works. Everything has been used on the streets, in bars, in nightclubs and believe it or not - even in different countries. That’s exactly the reason why Playboyskool is so successful and popular. It’s street-wisdom! The only way to gain such knowledge these days is to get out there in the world and learn it the hard way. If you look at today’s dating and flirting market you will very quickly come to realise that most of the material out there is for women. You know, “How to get the perfect man” or “How to score a millionaire” … stuff like that. But if you’re a guy … you’re screwed right up front and walk away empty handed because most of the advice out there is either from the 17th century or useless horseshit! If you don’t believe me check the magazinerack in any supermarket or newsagent. There are about 15 times more magazines dedicated to the subject “how do I get Mister Right” than macking tips for guys and NOTHING on the subject of “how to get laid”. And that’s not fair, is it? We all know how women like to gossip about men on a daily basis and give each other advice on how to wrap men around their lil’ finger and get them whipped. We men don’t really give a damn about such things, we’d rather read the sports page and have a look at the car pictures or flick through a smut mag, read the sex ads and check out the beavers … you know what I mean ☺ In the mid-nineties a dating book for women was published called ‘The Rules’ and was every guy’s nightmare. It made it even harder for men to pick up a woman or get into her panties and in no time the book became a bestseller. It teaches women how to use their female goodies to 8
manipulate men to get them on a leash and under the thumb. In other words, she can just say: “Gimme money, biatch!” and the man answers: “How much darling?” Fucked up, ain’t it? This chapter in history ends right now! As I said … it’s time to take out the trash and give all those sneaky women who think men could be manipulated and do how she pleases a swift kick in the ass! Let’s go battle guys! …by the way, welcome to Playboyskool ;-) About me One measly little question will most certainly bug you after you’ve read the book: “Who the fuck wrote this book? I want to know more.” Well … I am not going to reveal everything about me. I kinda like it being a little mysterious and all. Anyhow, let’s begin… I’m a Playboy! Yeah, that’s right. A Womanizer, a Badboy and a Real man! I was born in California a couple miles up north from Los Angeles (yes I’m from Cali), but I spent most of my life in Europe and basically grew up in the middle of the wildest nightlife you could imagine … welcome to the UK baby! Anyhow… I’m not the kinda guy that brags shit like: “Yeah dude, I can get any woman anywhere in the world, have a million times more experience than you and I even set lesbians straight” … hell no. But nevertheless I’ll be straight with you: Yes I know more than 99.999% of guys in the world about that dirty subject Yes I wrote a cult-book Yes I live next to a strip-joint And yes, I’m pretty good at what I do …
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But I’m still the regular kid I was when I first kicked a football, ate a cheeseburger and bought my first tittie-mag. Heck, you might even bump into me when you’re out clubbing, playing video games at the arcades or shouting at that screen in your favourite pub downtown during a Champions League game. I don’t have a PhD, have never studied psychology or social behaviour at a higher institute, academy or anything like it. The only reason I became a Playboy and such a good womanizer is that I possess more club and street experience than most suckers out there. Believe me, the road to success was anything but easy. It was frustrating, tough and you’ll have to eat a lotta dust. It’s full of obstacles and trust me there ain’t no shortcuts - you will have to move your lazy ass and get outta your house! You won’t become more successful with women if you study as hard as you can at any university thinking you will figure it out and starting to get it. You’ll only start growing zits till you look like a pepperoni pizza. You won’t get better at picking up women if you constantly feel sorry for yourself sitting on your butt. I ain’t joking buddy, you’ll NEED to get out there and do it or life will just pass you by until evolution finally weeds you out! And THAT my friend is no lie. The road is long, tough and about 99% of men have already failed because they never bothered trying. They’d rather watch TV with their thumb up their ass until their hair starts falling out or daydream about that cute girl at the local coffee shop and desperately try to figure out a way to get her number so he might have a chance to take her to the movies. The funny thing is that whilst those guys were all spaced out, the smartass I am has already gotten her number after only five minutes of just talking to her then stole her panties the next morning. You will be able to do the same! I don’t need to pay for drinks, flowers, cinema tickets or even dinners to get into their panties. I can even get drinks bought for ME if I want to. You will need to realize that there’s a huge difference between me and the so-called flirt and dating experts who think they run the show by waving their diplomas and degrees around. I’ve seen their game and the methods they come up with, but all they do is talk a lot of crap which 10
they can’t back up apart from “see … here, it’s written right here in this highly educating book from a thousand years ago so it must work” … gimme a break! They are constantly sitting at home making up random hypothetical bullshit that’s so ridiculous you’d have to laugh so loud that your left nut fell off. But while they’re studying the entire encyclopaedia back and forth and staring at a blank piece of paper … I’m down at the club having a make-out competition or stealing a girl’s panties in her hotel-room. Ah well, the hell with those eggheads … more honeys for us. Since success with women is closely linked to the amount of experience you have assembled, it’s just a matter of pushing you on the right track, equipping you with all the necessary tools and giving you the correct understanding of how it’s done. Right now I can fairly say: “Yeah I’m pretty good!” but only because I went through a lot of shit, gained a lot of experience and, well, had a little touch of talent to figure certain things out *grin*. But let’s take a little trip to my past where it all began … A couple of years ago I was miles away from where I am now. I was the perfect closet case who hit rock-bottom: My hair never felt gluey gel nor wax and my clothes where so old and out of fashion I should’ve been locked up. Okay, okay, I admit it all right - I was a nerd. I was shy and nervous around women, wasn’t popular and people used to make fun of me because I wasn’t cool. I was sick and tired of getting knocked back all the time but I had no idea why I kept on failing with women. The whole dating game was just a big riddle to me that nobody could solve. Yeah, I still remember chatting with two girls one afternoon and when I asked one for her phone number, all I got was: “Sorry I don’t have a phone, but why don’t you give me your number and I can give you a call, okay?” She never called. If I was lucky and did get my hands on a number the answer I got after a few text messages was always: “Look you’re a really nice guy, but let’s just be friends instead”. That sucked. I mean, I didn’t just want to be friends with those girls, I wanted to get in and be with them, but they obviously didn’t. 11
No matter what I tried, I would end up with just another friend or someone not returning my text messages and phone calls. I bought them roses, wrote love letters, invited them to the pictures or took them out for dinner. I was very polite and always wanted the best for them because they were ladies that should be treated like princesses. Girls loved the thought of that of course, but something was missing because I still wasn’t getting any. They even told me that I wasn’t doing anything wrong and that actually I’m a really nice guy, but they were just not attracted to me. I’ve tried so many different things, read a lot of books, listened to women’s advice and even gave dating experts a shot, but I still did not succeed. One expert for instance told me: “You have to treat a woman with great respect and always ask her politely if she’d dance with you.” So I went to a club at the weekend and walked right up to a hottie, tapped her on the shoulder and asked: “Would you like to dance with me?” She just said: “No thanks!” and turned her back on me. Man I’m telling ya, it felt like shit every time I got knocked back like that. I followed the advice of women, read dozens of flirting and dating books and listened to what some experts had to say. But there was no success in sight. To be honest, I knew just about as much as I did before. How on earth can we humans launch satellites and go to outer space but still don’t know what the hell women actually want and how to pick them up? The problem is that all these flirting and dating consultants preach bad material. As a result, I came to a stage where I was so bedazzled that I lost all orientation whatsoever. Whatever route I took and technique I tried to get a woman blew up in my face. It was time for me to face the facts: I sucked with women … and not so little! I was so frustrated man - every single expert I asked for help was full of shit and didn’t have a clue what really works in the real world. What a waste of money … There I was standing all by myself in the dark reaching for something that wasn’t there. I didn’t want to end up as the kind of loser that would go to a party, standing in a corner leaning against the wall with a cold beer in his hands
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whispering to his mate: “Shit man, do you see that girl over there? She’s hot!” but doesn’t have the guts and skills to walk over and get her. I was sick of the fact that women always walked all over me and that I could only dream of babes so hot they belonged in magazines and wallpapers but not my bedroom. I had to realize that I was still at goddamn square one and my scoreboard was good for nothing. There was only one thing left to do … to take the bull by the horns and bring the motherfucker down! That’s where the story begins … I snapped! It CLICKED! I knew if I wasn’t going to take this in my own hands and start making a difference right now I’d always be a loser in this dog-eat-dog world. I cleared my head, dumped everything I knew on the subject and started from scratch. I sat down and had a good look at myself: “All right buddy, your hairstyle is hideous, that dressing style looks worse than rags on a bum, confidence is down the drain and your attitude smells from here down to Africa - you need to change!” I bought new clothes, changed my style and started cleaning house. I had to get that confidence level up again so I grew some attitude and went all Badboy. First I thought: “This is all wrong man, totally wrong. But everything has failed so far so fuck it!” It was a mixture of that rock-type jerkish, abusive asshole but with a smirky grin on my face … the results were unreal. I hit the jackpot. I found the road to success through sheer trial and error and a little bit of luck. I know this sounds so screwed up but all I needed was some weird push in a direction that wasn’t there before and somehow I’m able to see shit others can’t … it’s like reading the code of the Matrix like Neo does. Just don’t ask me how man, I don’t even fully understand why I got a talent for that … I just do. You must think I’m some crazy-ass motherfucker but this is hard to explain - you have to see it in action some day.
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Playboyskool is all about passing on that hidden information most people aren’t aware of but would kill to get their hands on. I’m trying to suck all the info out of my head and explain everything to you as best as I can. Anyway, let’s get down to business: I will get you from bitch to bull in no time! Do you know why I am so successful with women? Simply because I tripped over my dick so many times and got blown-out so often I can’t even remember how many mistakes I made in the past. But that’s exactly my point, because making mistakes is the only way to get better at something. You learn from your mistakes and if you’re too scared to make any, you can’t improve yourself and gain experience. So get out there and make a lot of mistakes if you want to be successful! (By the way, since we’re at it, this sort of learning curve applies to every other Playboy, Ladies Man, Player and all the successful people in the entire world. Making mistakes plays its part) Right now I’m at a stage where I don’t even know what a knock-back or rejection is any more, like it doesn’t exist and has lost all meaning to me. If I should ever get the: “No thanks” again which *gasp* does happen sometimes, then I know that I’ve overlooked something or said something wrong. So next time I’ll just try a different method that I’ve written down in the afternoon, fix the mistake and do it better. If something doesn’t work the way I had it planned in my head, it only means that there’s an error. I’ll therefore search for it and repair the broken link and try again. But I don’t care if I fuck up and what other people think. Do your own thing! I advise you to adopt the same attitude as I did and don’t let nothing bother you. Common folk have so many issues that restrain them from going their own way. Things like opinions, criticism, guilt and whatever else is on the list. It really is just a waste of energy. If you get rejected - so what? If your buddies think you’re outta your mind - let them. If an entire society badmouths you because you get all those honeys and they don’t - fuck them! Dude, half a country hates my guts and tries to knock me whenever they get a chance because they can’t hack ‘bad’ little me. The other half thinks I’m the greatest but hey … the greater you become, the more people will hate and love you at the same time. It’s only human. You on the other hand will need to learn how to
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handle situations like this and go your own way in life. Be big, be strong and get moving! It’s the only way forward. I’m not a big fan of theories either. I like to go out and do the do instead. A nerdy expert can spit his theories in my face until his face turns red - if I haven’t seen him backing it up with some action or his stable of women, I’ll just say: “Whatever nerd …” Picking up women is a skill that you learn on the street and in clubs, not behind a desk or in front of a computer screen. Sorry about the harsh language in here bro but as I said … I don’t pussyfoot around and I tell it how it is. Anyhow, enjoy reading this. I’m off to a party - booty is callin’ ☺ Have fun partner Nick
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Part 1 - Our society Jesus, Hell and Hypocrites In about 20,000 days, I’m dead! … And some day, you will die too. Let me ask you something: Do you believe in God? Do you believe in Jesus? Do you believe sex before marriage is wrong? Do you think that if you don’t follow the church’s rules, you do ‘bad’? Do you think you go to hell if you do ‘bad’? Do you think you will eventually go to heaven? Let’s all take a deep breath for a moment and face the truth. The story about Adam and Eve in the secret garden and God creating the world in seven days is just a made-up fairytale. No I’m not the anti-Christ but seriously, you have to be a bit more than naïve to believe that story and overlook the facts about the big bang. The myth of “God” does have a purpose though - it makes people believe in something which isn’t actually bad. But if you got fired, are short on cash or your woman wants to leave you, do you pray for help or do you get off your sorry ass and do something about it? Look man, the world you live in is hard, tough and full of scumbags. Jesus was killed over 2,000 years ago if the entire story is true, but what do you think would happen if he came back? He’d be killed by whoever felt threatened by his presence, some capitalist hungry for even more power for sure. The world is not a mystery if you know how to draw all the connections my friend - all you have to do is challenge certain things and look behind the stage. Most of your life you’ve been told that there is a place called heaven where you will go to if you’ve been good and a place called hell for the bad guys. God punishes all evil and the Devil will lock you up in his stinky dungeon when you do ‘bad’. All fairytales have a happy ending and when the knight in shining armour marries the kidnapped princess, they all live happily ever after.
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That’s more or less what your parents at home, your teacher in Sunday school and the world out there have been feeding you all your life … and it’s just bullshit! It’s how we would like it to be but sadly it ain’t. In our western culture, half of the marriages end in a divorce. 70% of men have cheated once in their life on their woman - and woman did so too. The margin is a bit less but still it’s present. Almost everybody does it. That doesn’t mean I want you to be disloyal and become a cheating bastard, I only show you what goes on in the world. But Satan won’t come knockin’ at your door trying to drag you down the road, hell no. But does hell exist on earth? Yeah … I’m not gonna live in it though and neither should you. Now it’s getting interesting … The people who run your beloved country should set an example by being good role models, right? Guess how many in power still go hustling and play nasty stink finger outside their bedroom without wearing their wedding ring? - you’ll be surprised. Is such behaviour an outrage? For moralists it is, yes. But on the other hand, it’s just human! That’s exactly what pisses me off the most, those rotten hypocrites. They insist on 100-year-old ethics and claim they’d never ever consider doing something immoral. Next thing you know they’re in a sleazy strip-joint banging a stripper for $1,000 in the backroom! So much for honesty … A hell of a lot of people do it, though. They cheat, they lie and con people. Doesn’t mean you need to do the same, I’m just making sure you’re aware of what’s really going out there and not like the media tells you sometimes. “Sex is dirty, but only when it’s done right,” Woody once said … People don’t talk about it in public because it’s immoral. If you see a tit on TV, the whole country goes nuts. All I can say is: “What the hell?” Look, you were born with a dick and you naturally want to screw and conquer as many women as possible. It’s in a man’s blood - that’s why you still look at other women’s titties when you’re out in the nightclubs even though you already have a girl. I just wanna tell you one thing here: Everybody cheats in their own way. And I mean everybody … from a nation’s president (Hi Bill) down the government through entire societies and yes, maybe to the girl next door. 17
I don’t want you to cheat though because so many people have the same principles and monogamy (having only one spouse/lover for the rest of your life) does work for them - which is a good thing. But remember that, in general, those people and institutions who told you that we are not allowed to cheat have failed. And yes … that includes the church too my friend. We are humans, not saints. The chances that monogamy works once a person gets married are damn slim. Otherwise there wouldn’t be so many divorces – it only makes sense. On the other hand, hell exists as much as heaven. Is there really a God or a Devil? Who knows, probably not! Do you go to heaven or hell once you die? I have no clue what happens, but I do know one thing: Once you’re gone, the adventure is over! And I don’t wanna waste any time. Life’s too short to worry about going to hell or not, sheesh. But really, I even think that it’d be more fun playing poker with Mr. “666” than flying around in heaven trying to behave and be good. Fun anyone? I really love women too but having one single pussy for the rest of my remaining life? I couldn’t do that. Could you? Hit me, kick me, yell at me but I’m just a guy … at least I’m honest. If you should be a woman with a feminist attitude or even one of those right-wing conservative nut jobs, don’t try to understand … it’s a dick thing. I know, I know, I feel soooo sorry that you poor people don’t have one or lost it because you got ‘whipped’, but hey, I still love ya *evil grin* So go out, get laid, have fun … once you’re gone, you’re gone and the adventure ends! Don’t be a fool, question what people say in your life and don’t take a simple yes or no for an answer. Make up your own mind why you can’t do that or go there. Don’t be stupid and let someone limit and restrain you from certain things. You’re a guy, so act like one.
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About flirting Probably all of you guys know what the words ‘to flirt’ mean, but I bet that most of you don’t exactly know how it’s done right. Let’s have a look at the definition of flirting first before I recondition your brain. The word ‘FLIRTING’ doesn’t have it’s origin in the English language but has been derived from the French expression ‘fleuretter’ which means something like, “to show her your interest or buy her flowers”. In France they have an unwritten flirt rule: l’homme propose et la femme dispose - the man suggests/proposes and the woman decides. This rule hasn’t just been used and socially accepted by the Frogs but by countries all over the world. Especially we in our western culture have these unwritten laws which are generated by our society, and because we all live in that particular environment, it shapes and moulds you exactly how they want you to. Mostly the media’s fault for spreading that nonsense, not yours! It’s like a bug that has been planted into our head that tells everyone how you “should” behave in daily life. The same goes for interactions with women: They tell you what is right and what is wrong, not what works and what doesn’t. More on that later though … So back to this bug thing: This whole process of changing someone’s behaviour has slightly changed over the last decades … you need to adapt to the times you’re in, right? But just like 50 years ago the basic ideas and principles of that bug are still the same when it comes to women. Some might be very familiar to you right, so check it out: • • • • • • • •
Always be polite towards a woman Compliment her a lot Be nice Make her feel like she’s the only one Show emotions The man always pays Praise/adore her The list goes on and on …
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Picture this: A long time ago the princess sat on her balcony while the knight was down in the backyard trying to worship her with his instrument and singing like Pavarotti during mating season (imagine that, haa *grin*). Today you buy a woman flowers, chocolates and take her to a restaurant or to see a movie. It’s exactly the same form of courtship, just a different time … the present, that is. Do you know why this exact courtship behaviour 1,000 years ago is still present in almost the exact same way? The media and our society force you to think and act by a certain pattern. For example, what do we learn from Disney movies? You always need to bring that cute girl nice flowers, be polite to her, make her feel that she’s the only one, blah, blah, blah. Then there’s your mother always telling you the same bollocks again and again to remind you when you have your first dates: “Be nice to the girl and treat her with respect”. That whole idea has been adopted by the film industry, by newspapers, by magazines and is so spread out it’s probably written on toilet paper by now. If you really consider doing that, you’ll get laid as often as George Dubya tells the truth. The problem is though that this pattern is being drilled into your mind from the day you enter this world. That’s called conditioning. There’s nothing you can do about it if you’re not aware what’s really going on around you. But don’t worry, I’ll fix it and take care of the whole reconditioning process. It’s not your fault you got conditioned, it is society that is to blame. Society makes up the rules and morals everyone has to follow. If you don’t conform, others look at you differently and talk about you behind your back. For example, you’re in a supermarket buying some booze and are currently waiting in a big-ass queue. Suddenly an old lady comes up to you and asks, if she could skip in front of you because she’s in a hurry. What do you do? Of course you say: “Sure, no problem.” The system works and everybody is happy. What would have happened if you’d said: “Nah, I can’t wait to be steaming, go to the back of the queue.” Sure you’re entitled to do that, it is your right not to let anybody in front of you but most people let the granny pass because that’s the right thing to do in such a situation. 20
You know what I mean? The whole thing has to do with good manners and ‘ethics’. That you should be polite - especially towards elderly people - is not a rule or a law, it’s plain and simple ethics. Now my question, “Who decides what’s ethical and what’s not? Who makes these unwritten rules? Who decides what’s right and what’s not? Where’s the root?” Answer: “The Society!” Our society decides what’s ethical, what’s moral and what good manners are. You been taught such ethics since birth, you know like “be polite”, “behave yourself”, “be nice” and so on. Now back to the actual topic. The whole world has this illusion and thinks that flirting and dating has something to do with good manners and ethics. Yes … flirting and dating does involve good manners, but NOT in a way our society thinks!” Example: Society believes that the man should always pay for dinner on a first date. Women certainly agree with that and always say “Well … that’s the man’s job” and every no-brainer would fall for it right away. Why should you pay? Because it’s polite you say? Aw c’mon, get real. She had half of the meal too so it’s only polite if you split the bill. But let’s just look at it from another angle … just this once *evil grin*: All dykes and right-wing feminists out there with short hair (yes most of them have got short hair) whine and complain day in day out why they earn less money than we guys and want equal rights amongst the sexes. So from now on, they get to pay their share too. I’m just being objective and fair here, really … ☺ Dating has its own set of rules, so I’ll try to make this as short and painless as I can: Society and especially the media have given you a completely wrong picture about this subject and therefore conditioned you. It’s my job to fix you up! Don’t flirt … Pick her up! Sometimes you need to question a few things in life to make progress in this life and become great … and that is exactly what I’ve done. Flirting 21
can be quite amusing sometimes, but it’s a long winded and slow process which hardly ever gets you to the finish line. Imagine you’re trying to get a woman like this right: You give her flowers, write her poems and you show emotions by telling her you’re so much in love with her and that she’s the only one for you. Heck, you even bring her a fluffy teddy-bear with pink hearts all over it. Question: “When do you think you’re going to fuck her?” Answer:
“In the New Millennium!”
With all due respect, flirting doesn’t get you f*****g… nowhere. Don’t get me wrong, flirting CAN work, but it doesn’t have a structure nor is it a well thought-through system. It’s called “getting lucky!” … and I don’t wanna get lucky, I want to get girls on a steady basis. Thus you will dump everything you know about dating on the junkyard and make a fresh start. Let’s take on something that’s a hell of a lot more effective and better in every way … to pick her up! Don’t just flirt with women man … just get over there and pick her up! A solid and well-structured pick-up gets you into their panties so much quicker than the old nicey- nice flirting trash. I mean c’mon, we’re all men here. You want the girl’s number, to snog her and steal her panties … not just making a good impression by being flirtatious. D’oh! So switch on the mack homie! Let’s get this party started … The truth about flirt and dating books Have you ever flipped through a dating book or been on dating websites reading their tips and tricks? Yeah? Did it help? … thought so. All of these dating tips for men are so much crap the only thing they’re good for is wiping your ass when you run outta toilet paper. If you’ll check out the authors and people who actually give such advice you have to face the facts man. All those books and dating advice were written by: Women themselves, or Bald-headed psychologists or nerdy social-behaviour professors 22
Now think about this for a minute: how the fuck should a Psycho-socio PhD have any clue about how to pick up a woman and shag her the same night if he’s got spots all over his ass from all that sitting around studying? I’m not joking homes. The point is that this degree mob makes up random hypotheses and theories and talk about the same stupid techniques that don’t even work. (Which of course they all have successfully used and gotten laid by testing them *cough*). These guys only talk bullshit and tell you about old theories that were written in the last century and are now completely out of date. How many women do you think a bald-headed expert has shagged in his lifetime if he doesn’t have any experience and nothing compared to a solid game on the streets or in clubs? Exactly … you can make that count on your left hand. That’s why you should keep your hands off that stuff! They don’t even know what they’re talking about. Another species of writers that you’ll encounter are women themselves. Actually the whole mystery about women would be solved a lot quicker if you could just ask the other gender the billion dollar question that’s been bothering men since JFK: “What the hell do women really want?” and the puzzle would be solved, right? WRONG! All right look, it’s complete nonsense that if you ask a woman what she wants, that she’s actually going to tell you what she really wants. There was a talk show once where they asked women what kind of man they wanted. Their answer was: “A nice guy that respects me and always listens to me” (or something cheesy like that) but when the host invited a few men just like that (traits and personality they wished for) you know what happend? All of the women suddenly changed their mind and said: “Err … you know I don’t think that’s the guy we’re after. Sorry.” Host asked again and said: “Well, but what do you want then?” and the women replied: “err … I don’t know … just not those guys …” Weird huh? You know what the missing element was? Attraction!
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Women are not attracted to ‘nice guys’ and ‘good listeners’ (More about attraction a bit later though). Don’t get me wrong, it is always good to pay attention to a woman’s advice, but you need to know what’s relevant and what’s not. Another example will clarify this even better: While I was surfing the net one rainy day, I accidentally ended up on a famous and internationally known flirt site which was run by a woman who claimed to be an expert on the subject “flirting and dating” (yeah right). So I had the pleasure to look at some of the tips she had written out for guys … I just burst out laughing. The ‘expert’ said that buying a woman a drink will always get her attention and furthermore, it shows character. What a load a’ crap! But now you see what kinda shit we guys have to put up with in this world *lol* (I tell ya later why this will never work, don’t worry). But the funny thing is that women themselves don’t know how ‘attraction’ works or why they feel attracted to a man. They just know when they are attracted, and when not. They can’t explain the WHY and HOW. How is a woman supposed to tell a guy how to pick up girls for real when she has never tried it herself anyway? There’s no way a chick can tell you how to pick up other women unless she’s a hardcore lesbian, but that doesn’t help us very much either, does it? *wink* Women can only show other women how to get men because they can try it and see the results, but not show a guy how to really pick up a woman and get laid. Okay, some of you might think that I’ve pulled everything out of thin air. That’s not the case here. After I tried dozens of methods and hundreds of tips from wannabe dating experts and didn’t have much success, I came to the conclusion that I had to take destiny in my own two hands …
Beginner questions Before I started writing this book many guys came up to me looking for help and wanted some advice about women. I tried to explain to them that they had to start from scratch and forget nearly everything they already knew about women and the dating game in general. The few guys that were willing to make a difference and improve themselves listened 24
closely whereas the others shut off completely and started to criticise and make excuses. The funny thing was that all the guys who thought they knew better gave the same criticisms and excuses. I’m talking about guys that have never met me and asked for my help at different times. The most common ones were: • “Eh, I don’t think that will work” • “That can’t be right! All women are different and that depends on the situation, ya know?” Instead of getting annoyed I just let those rookies go cold turkey by themselves. If women have walked over them long enough they’ll learn eventually, it’s all good. All right, fair enough: Some of you might think that I’m a complete prick and stubborn as hell if it comes to input or criticism from others. Quite the opposite … If I’m trying to help someone who really needs it by presenting an awesome pick-up technique on a silver plate and all he can come up with is: “Well, I don’t think that will work … the whole thing sucks anyway” then I at least want to hear an explanation on why he thinks it wouldn’t work. Most lack experience so they crash before the debate has even begun. If you’re trying to knock someone, try to back it up at least. Halfassed attempts only backfire and end up in some real bad humiliation, so please get your record straight first. See, I don’t have a problem at all with criticism, I can take it, no biggie. But if somebody says to me: “You don’t know what you’re talking about man” then I want to hear his pick-up style that he has effectively tested. Since no-one has effectively done that I’ll stick to my system. Makes sense and anyone would be daft not to. Never change a winning team! Another criticism I often get is that you can’t treat all women the same because they’re all unique. If something works with a random woman, it might not work on your special girl. That’s not entirely untrue, but you need to take it apart first and then realise what’s wrong: Every woman is unique, that’s true, but women have more commonalities than they have differences. Let’s have a look at a simple example:
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Mrs. X likes eating strawberries, whereas Mrs. Y rather likes cherries. Follow me so far? Mrs. A likes a holiday on the beach whereas Mrs. B likes to go skiing. One woman is more sensible than the others and has to wipe her eyes at every chick-flick and drama she gets to watch, whereas others don’t react that emotionally. Some like it doggy-style, others like to play bouncy-castle on your lap and give you BJs like it’s a snow-cone. Kna’ I mean? ☺ You see, every woman has got her own characteristics that make her unique … to be fair, we’d have a very shitty world if only blondes gave head. Now you could analyse every trait women possess and then come up with some rule, but it will just overcomplicate everything. But the point is that you don’t need to because nearly all women react positively to the same kind of behaviour. In other words: Attraction can be triggered! It’s been in our society for many generations and some men were lucky to see the code and use it to get girls whereas all the others were left in the cold rain with their finger up their nose desperately looking for boogers of wisdom. You see everything’s out there. You just need to open your eyes, recognise the relevant information/behaviour and make good use of it. I haven’t invented that kind of behaviour (okay, okay I admit it, I’m responsible for the dirty tricks in this book but hey … ☺), I just saw it, took it apart and am able to explain it. Reverse engineering if you will. For example: a woman wants a guy that is ‘confident’! This is the oldest folklore and truism ever, so nothing new here. But now, if I told somebody: “You know buddy, if you wanna be more successful with women you have to be more confident!” it would just be like telling him: “You’ll need to find yourself a girl mate” or: “Get laid!” Getting a hooker and paying for sex ain’t the answer though - that’s only for the ultimate losers at the bottom of the food chain with no self-esteem whatsoever. I mean, why would you want to pay for something that’s available for free anyway? Nice that you’re keeping up, you lil’ perverts. ☺ So you tell a guy that he needs to be more confident. Naturally, he will ask you this: “Okay man … but how do I do that?” 26
How the hell do I do that now? How do I improve myself and change my appearance so that I come off as a cool and confident guy women dig? Chill out man, I won’t preach anything like: “breathe in … breathe out … be good and gain self-confidence” or any related shit. This ain’t Sunday school, this is pro material. All right, as I was saying … please spare me remarks like: “Eh, I don’t think that this works” or: “You can’t say all women are the same”. Don’t act like a loser and be a moron who’s asking fruitless questions that have been asked dozens of times already. Have the guts to change and improve yourself … that’s the first task and step to take and exactly where your journey begins … Become a real man and a Playboy! If you don’t want to make any necessary changes to improve yourself, you will always get what you’ve always gotten. That’s why some people remain losers their entire life because they are wimps who don’t want to take that extra step. You’re not a sissy, are ya? If you consider yourself one, I think you’d be better off stuffing potato chips and pies in ya till your hair goes greasy and your pubes fall out. If you really do want to change and are sick of being manipulated by women who walked all over you because they were “just not really attracted to you” … then get ready: Are you ready, from this day, to become more successful with the ladies? Are you ready for the naked truth about women, what women want in a man, how attraction works, how to pull, how to get laid and become a Ladies man and Playboy? Are you ready for this? What the hell are you waiting for then … Christmas? ☺ Read on … I met this girl … So many guys come to me seeking advice on women and how to pick ‘em up; my e-mail inbox looks like it’s gonna explode any time. The funny thing is though, nearly 90% of guys come out with similar questions and all of them get the same answer from me. Here’s an example of a random guy that had a common problem: 27
Him: Hi Nick. Listen man, I got a problem. It’s about women. You always seem like you know what’s going on so I’d like to hear how you’d tackle this one. My problem is this: There’s this girl that lives around the corner. I mostly see her on the bus and I find her really sweet and I might have fallen in love with her. I just don’t know how to persuade her to go out with me. I always looked at her on the bus and even said hello once or twice, but I don’t know how to get her … can you help me? I then answered him back: Me: Hey what’s up! I know your problem and trust me when I say that you’re not the first one asking me that. I’m going to ask you something and I only want a simple yes or no as an answer, all right? If you could meet five new girls that are prettier, more intelligent and you’d even have the chance to fuck them the same night, would you still be interested in your particular girl? All of them answered back: "Nah, of course not!" (Who wouldn’t *evil grin*) … but they still wanted to know how they can get that particular first girl. Poor guy’s got a problem that needs to be solved. But it won’t help if I just tell him one of my pick-up lines or about a method he could use just so he can get that girl. If you paid close attention you would’ve noticed that he contradicted himself: He prefers five other girls that are hotter than the one he originally wanted (the one he apparently fell in love with). But he still wants to know how to get that ONE girl. His Problem is not that he doesn’t know how to get that one ‘girl’, he doesn’t know how to get girls at all! He has no clue how to interact with women and how to pick them up in the first place. Make sense? I mean, if he did know how it’s done then he would simply go and get her or five new girls. But because he doesn’t know how (or is just plain too lazy), he is stuck and nothing happens. This exact problem comes in a hundred different variations and I swear I must have heard nearly all by now, from: “There’s this girl in my class” to: “There’s this girl round the corner but she’s got a boyfriend" over to “I really fell in love with that particular girl I see everyday at the blah blah blah” … and so on.
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Move your lazy butt outta the house and go meet five new women that are hotter, more intelligent and have a more interesting personality! If you can’t do that then I doubt you could get “that one girl” in the first place. You know whatcha gotta do ... It’s either go out, or get out!
Women at work Just to let you know: Don’t hit on female co-workers or classmates with a pu-na-ni! Let’s just say the shit hits the fan, then what? What do you do when your hot co-worker blows you out? Exactly, you will see her again … and that really weird feeling from the stomach area starts creepin’ up on you. But it won’t go away, no, because you have to go back to work or class the next day where you’ll see her again. Now THAT is a f****ed up situation, isn’t it? Different scenario: Let’s say you played a solid game and picked her up successfully. You rush through the game plan and after midnight you screw her brains out. You love your womanising life and can’t be bothered with a relationship at the moment so you brag to your buddies in the pub-toilet “Yo! I shagged this bird last night …” and you stick her to your scoreboard. Then what? Same problem: You’ll see her again and that’s even more f****d up! I shagged a girl a couple years ago who was working at my local bar a couple of blocks down the road. The only problem was that the bar she was working in was my chill-out place during the day. They made good pasta, had pool competitions and they didn’t bother when someone was smokin’ the reefer. Anyway, I couldn’t help it and the badboy I am took the hottie who was working behind the bar home and stole her panties. So far so good I thought but every time I went back I had to see her again and the whole situation got really uncomfortable. I mean, I didn’t want anything from her, I had what I wanted (she had some nice tits though). That was my chill-out bar gone … gone with the wind I tell ya. "Don’t piss where you eat!" the wise man said, so don’t you make the same mistakes as I did and try to pick up girls where you hang out 29
regularly unless you are willing to take the consequences. Especially at work or in your class doesn’t do you any good in the long run. But … Blow jobs in toilets or in the backroom don’t count as shagging so please … help yourself man ☺ Myths of Society What do you think it takes to get laid in the western world? Money? … Nope, unless you want to screw some hookers An amazing car? … Nope, I don’t even have wheels Expensive clothes? … Nope, I wear second-hand threads Big muscles? … Nope, only shrinks your balls. A nice apartment? … Nope, I live next to a topless bar. Grow balls, not muscles! The more muscles you have and the more time you spend pumping away in the gym, the smaller your balls will get. This ain’t a joke, they physically really do get smaller if you wanna become a meat-head. Let’s get it on …
Part 2 - The Basics Men and women are completely different human beings (obviously, d’oh!). These differences are purely of biological nature and aren’t going to change in the next hundred years. In a nutshell, here are probably the most important differences between man and women: A man is interested in stuff like: sports beer cars action movies porn and sex magazines lap dances A woman is rather interested in
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drama romance shopping chit chat and gossip magazines talking to girlfriends on the phone As you can see, men are interested in totally different things than women. The big question is why? "Why are men not interested in the things women are interested in?" We guys watch football in the pub whilst getting drunk and screaming at the TV screen like the ref could actually hear us. (Sounds familiar, huh? *grin*). We don’t go shopping five times a week or hang on the phone talking to our mates for hours everyday. You know why that is? Because we naturally don’t have any desires to do such things. Drama, romance films and all the other crap women love creates a need that we men don’t have! If there’s some guy lying belly-up dying slower than an apple rots and desperately trying to express his last emotions, most women start crying. We men do find it a little sad but there’s certainly no reason for us to grab a tissue and dry our eyes. We men rather watch sports because it gives us the adrenalin and competitiveness we crave. Women might not like sports programmes that much because they don’t particularly feel the need for that much adrenalin and competition. They’d rather make themselves look pretty and grab attention with the not so unfamiliar “eoow, look at what yooo’re wearin’ biatch!” You know, catfight-style *evil grin*. So you see, women have completely different needs than men, that’s why we find a lot of stuff they do plain boring. The same goes the other way round, of course. Alright homeboy, that was just the beginning. Now it’s really starting to get interesting, so you better stick around. How women think A woman’s brain is wired completely different than the one from a man. And while we’re at it, this particular topic is one of the most popular in our society … geeks just love to yak about that stuff between coffee31
breaks. Anyway, ever remember saying to yourself after your girlfriend makes a scene again: “Shit man, what’s she getting all so fussy about” or “sheeesh, you don’t need to make a scene just because of that girl”. Y’all know what I mean … Let’s say you promised your girlfriend to bring her flowers. You were so busy that you left work late because you had to finish some paperwork, got stuck in traffic and every parking space within 10 blocks is taken. You turn up 40 minutes late and your lady looks very pissed off. You try to explain what happened to the flowers and why you’re late but if she’s a real girlie girl, you find yourself in deep shit: "But, but … You promised me that you would bring me flowers *sob*" "I can’t believe something else could be more important to you than me" "You don’t love me anymore" No matter what you say you’ll hit the brick wall. For us guys it doesn’t really make sense. You just didn’t have time to buy those damn flowers, no biggie. But women don’t grasp such an explanation like men do … you know why? Simply because you’re trying to give a woman a logical explanation, like: “I had to finish some paperwork and got caught in rush hour … not to mention the lack of parking slots available downtown. There was no way I could’ve made it to a flower-shop”. A woman will NEVER fully understand and accept such an apology and say: “Ah don’t worry, I understand.” and be totally cool about it. Won’t happen! Even if she does accept it, she'll still be a little bit mad at you. Although it’s completely logical, understandable and makes perfect sense for us men, it just won’t stick with women. Reason: women are emotional … not logical. They don’t respond to logic as well as they do to emotions, because women are driven by emotions. Her response will always be of an emotional nature because they 32
subconsciously act on how they feel … on their emotions, that is (not to mention that they over-analyze everything, of course): You:
"I forgot the flowers..."
Her:
("Why did he forget the flowers? What can be more important to him than me … does he still love me?")
You:
"... because there was a lot of paper work that had to be finished back at the office, there was a lot of traffic and I couldn’t get a parking space anywhere”.
Her:
("What did he say?")
Trying to sell a woman an apology which is based only on logic is as pointless as screwing a grapefruit: It goes sour and is like having a shower without water. Let’s take a roundtrip to the brain to enlighten this entire dilemma from another angle. Our brain is split into two sides: left and right. The left side processes grammar, speech, mathematics, logic and analysis. The right side is in charge of art, emotion, dreams, imagination, touch (kinoaesthetics) and the abstract. Nature - as moody as always - has wired a woman’s brain a little different than ours. That’s why it’s sometimes hard for us guys to understand why women go all crazy or grumpy about nothing. The apology above didn’t work because it was based purely on logical context: You were late because the boss was on your tail and you got stuck in traffic. Understandable facts for guys like us. We use more of our left side of the brain to communicate and process information. But with women, it’s the other way around. They use their right side of the brain to process information and follow up with an action. That’s why that apology didn’t work because it got stuck and didn’t touch her right side the slightest. All right, maybe it’s getting a little complicated but it really isn’t, so let’s make it simpler: The brain communicates to the outside with the left side (hearing, speech) 33
and everything that has something to do with emotions is sent from the left to the right where it is processed. The apology was based on pure information with no emotions attached to it, right? That’s why she couldn’t really grasp it because they act on how they feel and not if it makes 100% sense from a logical point of view. It’s the right side of the brain that makes a woman’s actions and decisions. Get it? Now this one’s off the record, but that’s the reason why most women are useless at maths and physics and men ain’t. I mean how many hot females do you know that have a PhD in maths or science? How many are there on this planet while we’re at it? Almost none, all there is is men or women that look like men ☺ All right, enough butt bashing for now … Once you fully understand the concept that women think emotionally and subconsciously act how they feel, you’re two steps ahead of their game. It’s logic against emotions. (By the way … this answers the world’s famous question: “If men and women are from different planets or speak the same language” so many people like to rant about). Now, tell me my man … how would you talk your way out when you did bad? How can I as a regular bloke try and sell a chick an apology that sticks? Easy … you just attach emotions to whatever comes out of your mouth. Check it out, same deal as above but this time we play around with it: You: "Darling I know I've promised to bring you flowers and I didn’t forget, but when I left work to get you some flowers my boss held me back because there was some paperwork that had to be taken care of first and then there was a shitload of traffic and I just couldn’t get a parking space downtown. So I had to decide if I was either going to be a little late or get you some flowers, but since there’s nothing more important to me than you, the flowers will have to wait till the weekend.” Her: "Awww … its all right baby. Come here *kiss*" Done I know it sounds like utter bull, but it works. Don’t get me wrong, such an apology is completely brainless for us guys but it’s exactly what women want to hear. An apology with some emotions attached to it shoots through the left side 34
of the brain and goes directly to the right where it gets processed and sent back in form of a *kiss* and "aw come here baby”. They know you cared and haven’t forgotten but it only worked because they experienced the emotions of “aw, he’s so sweet, he cares about me … yadda yadda”. All this clarifies that women do act according to the flow of their emotions and feelings, which can be … well … manipulated if you will, but I didn’t say that *wink* But really, for most men it’s hard to grasp WHY this works, it really is complete bullshit, but as long as it works … you’re on the money. Okay … you just completed your first important tasks and I hope you did get it because that’s the first challenge you have to tackle in your career with women and as a playboy. Women only seek 1 guy The belief that women are more into relationships and guys more into sex couldn’t be more wrong and must be the dumbest thing ever said. Women love sex just as much as guys do and enjoy having a fuck-buddy from time to time. The difference between the sexes is that guys like to bone as many women as possible, whereas most women only look for one single guy (Most women that is). They try to catch a guy that is up to their standard and demands and then keep him. Sure some girls like to play about but never by the same amount men do because of the slut factor in our society (You know, guy fucks 100 girls he’s a hero whereas girls will be considered sluts). A woman might date/see two or three men at the same time but in the end weed out all the ones they aren’t that attracted to or aren’t really interested in with a nice: “Well, we can still be friends” which is equal to: “You are boring, couldn’t make me laugh and I’ll never let you take my panties off”! We men try to hump as many bunnies as possible and brag the next day to our mates by waving her panties and a: “YES, I confess … I scored! Who’s da man! Wanna sniff?” … Shocking, isn’t it *grin*
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But women are programmed from birth on that they must find that one special guy and that’s it. (Blame Disney and his Cinderella for Christ’s sake). But since the “Sex and the City” episodes are all over the planet by now and the society isn’t as close-minded and religious as 50 years ago, we already see some minor changes in a woman’s outlook and view about enjoying sex and jumping from bed to bed without necessarily being called a slut. They’ll just go like: “Sooooo … did you fuck him?” with a nosy grin on their face. But generally speaking, if the guy is not the right one, they just get rid of him and keep looking until they find one they’re really attracted to and bash their claws in. Don’t forget, in most cases women have lots of male friends, but only one man they’re actually shagging. If you’re the friend … you’re at the bottom of the pussy-chain. You better get made fast! Men are way simpler in that sense: We just try to bone as many as possible and spread the genes. Of course not all men are like that but the majority are. We were just born like that and it ain’t gonna change within the next century. Whatchamacallit again? Survival of the fittest! So if you think men are jerks and bad-guys in this game, think again. Women don’t have that much of a brighter halo either, they are just as bad as guys. They take what they want, get rid of the unattractive trash and cheat in their own little ways. But they’d never admit it, of course. Yeah I know, this is going to end in a flame-war but I certainly won’t spoil the good fun here *grin*. More on that issue later in “The Game!” Appearance and Looks Like I promised I will turn you into a Ladies Man and Playboy. In this chapter I’m not only going to fix your attitude but your whole appearance too. You’ve probably asked yourself this question more than a million times: Do looks matter? The answer is "NO" … but appearance does! 36
If you really look like a fat slob who’s eating cookies and ice cream all day, go hit the gym twice a week. I told you I don’t pussyfoot around the truth - that’s why I’ll always be straight with you. Looks certainly help but they don’t matter as long as you have style. Let’s dig a little more and let me explain what’s behind all that “looks mystery”: Men judge women by looks - body, face, tits, ass, legs and so on. If you see a hot blonde with great tits, long legs, a mini-skirt and high heels walking down the street you immediately go: “Woohooo BABY!” or: “Damn girl …” A woman with good looks turns a man on, agree? Okay. Now most guys think the same thing applies to women as well, as in a handsome man can get any woman hot and horny because it only takes his good looks to make women want him. Well buddy, all these years you’ve been dead wrong. You see, women do not choose by looks but by how a guy makes her feel. That sounds really crappy, indeed. Don’t let that scare ya off, we will get to the bottom of this: If there’s a hot guy standing in a crowded place women get all wet just by the sight of him. If he went over to a girl that was quite attractive and said: “Hey baby … wanna fuck?” would she immediately go to bed with him? Nope, she wouldn’t - but why? Let’s say there was another handsome dude but he is insecure, boring and so nervous that he shakes like leaves on a tree when walking over … would she fuck him? Don’t think so. How come? Now let’s say we turn it around. If there’s a really hot chick that was dumber than a rock, would you have sex with her? Sure you would, you’d screw her brains out without even thinking about it. Again … why is that? Here’s a slightly different example: Let’s say looks matter the same amount for women than for us men. If that was the case, any good-looking guy could easily walk over to a hottie and say: “Hey baby, wanna fuck?”, and she’d instantly agree and be all 37
over him in the next toilet. But in the real world … well … it only happens when your shit turns purple. When you walk over to a girl and start with a: “Hey, wanna fuck?” you only get the: “No, go fuck yourself!” and she walks off with her two fingers in the air. Tell me now … how come? Why don’t women respond the same way to attractive traits like good looks as men do? All right, I’ll help you out: Because women and men have separate attraction values, meaning they get attracted to different things! I will go into the entire attraction process further down don’t worry, but you have to realise that women value good looks not so much as we men do. The key is attraction, not looks! It really is an old myth that needs to be explained right here, right now: Good looks get you a lot of attention but not a lot of ass. I know guys that look like Chippendale models and have banged less women than the pope and holy reverend Jerry Falwell combined. Okay, time to get you sorted out …
BODY MAINTENANCE: All right you smelly bastards, I don’t think I need to go into this that much since for most its part of their daily routine anyway. But if you should be the dirty odd one out … shame on you *grin*. Shorten finger nails: Dirty and long finger nails are disgusting and from now on a big no-no. Keep them short and clean because it will be those hands you eventually touch her with. The same goes for toe nails too. Plucking eyebrows: Above your nose and between your eyebrows grows hair that needs to be plucked. The worst is if it looks like you only got one eyebrow, a ‘mono-brow’. Get rid of that stuff. Shaving: If you wanna look like Santa hey I don’t mind, but women do. 38
So if you don’t want to be the next punk running down the streets, you better shave before you leave your crib. As long as you don’t grow an entire jungle on your face, you’re fine. Shower: Always wash properly from head to toe. There’s nothing worse than sweat and body odour. Brushing teeth: Women do notice nice and clean teeth. Use an electric toothbrush for maximum results and snogging (tonguedowns) will be a piece of cake. Deodorants and After shave: To top it off use deodorants for the arm pits and then some aftershave in the face and neck region. Gum: And finally the last touch: Get rid of bad breath by sticking a piece of chewing gum in your mouth. Voila! Women notice if a guy looks after himself and maintains his body, after all. Style Since everyone’s taste in fashion is different we can debate and argue about styles all day long. But as long as everybody is aware that a sexy appearance is closely linked to dressing cool, we’ll be all right: Haircut: Get yourself a cool hair style. You don’t necessarily need to go to a professional hairdresser every week. A simple barber’s cut will do just as well. If you don’t know what’s cool or wicked flip through some fashion magazines or ask your gay hairdresser around the corner - he will be glad to help you out … just don’t drop anything homie *evil grin*. Clothes: No need to buy designer clothes to look like money, you just need to find the right gear and complementary pieces. Jeans, for example, last a long time and are not too expensive. But most of all you can get them in a hundred different variations. Throw in a shirt, a nice jacket, some shoes and you'll have a great outfit that doesn’t cost that much. There are too many combinations and things to wear that are cool and make you look great, so I better leave that one up to you.
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Gym: This might sound a bit hard now but you need to bring your body in at least an acceptable shape. No more beer-bellies - work those abs! Note: How toned your body looks like doesn’t really matter because you’re wearing clothes which cover everything. In a bar you hardly notice if there’s a six-pack underneath or he just tucks his belly in so no biggie. Groom: You ever wanted to be a porn star? Good, because from now on you will shave between your legs! No I ain’t kidding bro, the pubes have to go! Trim that curly hair around your wiener and between your nuts, I’ll tell you why: If you cut your pubes down to about 2-3 centimetres (best done with a clipper) then it doesn’t just look cleaner, it will make your dick look bigger too. Try it! It really does feel more comfortable and makes it easier for your woman if she doesn’t have to fight through a rainforest to find some piece of meat. So get rid of it and check it out in the mirror … it works and you'll look like a real porn star. So when you gonna buy your camcorder? *lol*
PART 3 - WHAT WOMEN WANT
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Twisted Attraction As you already know, you do not need to look like a hunk to become successful with women. Of course the media and the society want to tell you different, but good-looks ain’t that relevant in this game. The magic word is “Attraction”. Attraction goes against all principles and ideas you’re used to, because it is illogical! That’s right, it can’t be explained logically - but that doesn’t mean that I don’t know how it works and how to make it happen. Before I explain all this I want you to think about something: Why would we men instantly go to bed with any good looking woman without even actually knowing what she’s like? We don’t give a shit about her a-ma-zing personality the first time we meet her because we want to see her titties first. But can you explain WHY that is? It’s pretty simple: Attraction doesn’t work the same way for women as it does for men … it’s twisted! Here, let me explain … Gender
Rates first …
Woman
1.) Character (humour, confidence, ...) 2.) Looks
Man
1.) Looks (face, tits, ass, legs...) 2.) Character
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some nice and polite women. We like pretty girls with nice tits, ass, a cute face and long legs - that’s what we want. The rest is secondary. I mean nobody says to his mates: “Guys, how ‘bout if we go out and meet some very polite and intelligent women with great personalities tonight? Whaddaya say?” You’ll get a: “What are ya … nuts?” faster than you can say ‘cat in a hat’. Women do the exact opposite. In the back of her head lingers the thought of a nice, polite and sweet man that makes her laugh, is nice and respects her - a Prince Charming who sweeps them off their feet if you will. Sure they like to see if there’s any “talent” around in a club, but in reality this term is more often referred to guys who have the whole package (a great appearance, personality and can make them laugh). That’s why guys who do indeed look pretty good can’t get any girls because as soon as they open their mouths they bore women to death and don’t know which buttons to press. It’s a common problem out there, nothing new. But that’s only because women rate men first by attractive personality traits and THEN how they look like. Very attractive women will still go out with you if you have a beer belly as long as your personality is sexy and you know how this game works. You see, if the personality of, let’s say, an average-looking Joe Schmoe outweigh his looks, then women don’t care as long as it is sexy and they feel that attraction! This means that an average looking guy can get the hottest women out there if he gains the skills and does it right. And all you need to do is shape and hone your persona so YOU become what women want and finally attract them like moths to light. It is a game after all… Look at it this way: you can’t change your looks because you’re stuck with what you have. It is possible to change your appearance but for f***’s sake don’t spend thousands of pounds on operations that make you look like a zombie. It is way better to "change and improve yourself" with willpower and not with the help of a scalpel. It’s not going to be easy - otherwise anyone could do it - but there’s no other way. If you work long enough on your appearance, body posture, communication and attitude then your success 42
with women will grow enormously, young Jedi. But Yoda says you will find the force within your personality, because that’s exactly what women consider first: Character! And here comes the nasty thing about this whole story: What can women do to become more attractive for men apart from putting on make up, dressing up sexily and going to the gym? "Nothing" Hey sorry - but that’s the truth. If you’re a woman and look like shit, then barely no-one wants to chat you up. Aww but that’s not fair, we can’t be so mean can we? Well … the world can be cruel sometimes but to ensure that even the mingers have their place in this society, we still have the very popular women’s rights movements. A toast to feminism … and to BIG tits! Cheers! *evil grin*
WHAT WOMEN WANT Sigmund Freud (a wise and world famous philosopher) failed to solve one big mystery that keeps bugging mankind up to this day. Before he passed away, he said: “I was able to solve and explain so many puzzles in this world but after the intense study of the female soul I still couldn’t answer the big question: “What do women want?” And since we're at it anyway, it’s probably one of the most disturbing questions in human history. People started wars and still try to cut each other’s heads off just because of some pussy (Hello?). When I started typing this stuff down I was astonished that everyone I asked: “Yo … do you know what women want?” fainted and couldn’t give me a straight answer. I thought: “Man, this shit is so simple why does everyone have so much trouble figuring this out?” The answer lies on the street, all you have to do is open your eyes and see it.” Obviously most people couldn’t and I didn’t know it was such a big issue for so many guys out there. 43
But don’t you worry, once you’re done with this book you will be “enlightened” and probably wake up every weekend with a memory loss a memory loss and balls that feel like concrete! *grin* All right … So what do women want? Answer: A Real Man Obviously our beloved coneheads and PhD nutbars aren’t all that stupid. But to be honest they haven’t discovered anything groundbreaking or something that would actually help somebody to improve themselves big time. It really looks like they got stuck in time and preach stuff from the 60’s - no wonder if you don’t have any street experience. All right then, let’s get straight to the point instead of mucking around for too long. Note – This is a very important and a crucial moment in this book, so pay attention: "What women want" and the concept of "Attraction" are two different things and not to be mistaken with one another. This chapter mainly deals with the big question: “What do women want?” The concept of attraction will be explained a bit later. Okay, to illustrate: “What women are looking for in a man” I show ya a little graph:
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b) Confidence, Humour and Charm First of all I'll explain to you what I mean by challenge thus let’s take a trip into Psychology:
Challenge A very simple example: Two guys are in a bar. One has his beer in his hands and chills with his buddy at the counter by leaning against the wall. The other one is with a bunch of girls who are all over him. Who has it easier getting more girls in the same room? The second one of course, but why? Because women have already seen that other girls dig this guy while the other one is just another wallflower. If there’s more than one girl interested in a guy there’s competition present. And competition sets the guy up as a challenge which makes him instantly more attractive. The most common example is a guy who has his girlfriend/wife present, which tells other women automatically that he must be “hot” if he already has a woman around him (depending of how hot the woman is he’s with, ha!). The tricky-point here is: he’s taken … but that hasn’t stopped anyone. Now think, what does this behaviour tell us? It’s in human nature that we always want we can’t have! Of course in this example there’s shitloads of jealousy involved too, but that dirty trick I’ll save for later *grin*. But you get my point. A way simpler example: Let’s say that you have two pairs of trainers, a white pair and a blue pair. You've worn them for a while already and you see a new black pair in a shop-window that look absolutely p-h-a-t. You can’t resist and you want them no matter the price. So you go into the shop and the sales woman tells you they’re sold out. Now you start to get a lil’ pissed off because you can’t buy them and at the same time you don’t give a damn about the trainers you already have (the white ones), because you wanted the other ones! You can’t get the 45
black ones in any other store because they’re sold out throughout the entire city. You see that you will experience an emotion that makes you feel pissed off and frustrated because you wanted something that you cannot have, and what you already got you don’t give a shit about. That’s all biologically programmed and happens automatically. Now we expand the whole concept: We always want, what is hard to get! You probably heard of that one yeah? If something (or someone) is harder to get (like a guy that has shitloads of women who fling themselves at him or has a girl), they want it even more. It’s only natural. Example: You desperately want to buy a new mobile phone (money is no issue) but the one you want is sold out everywhere apart from a single shop outside the city in the ghetto. That means in order to get the mobile you want you have to get your lazy ass down to a local shithole a couple of miles away. If you don’t go and get the phone you get frustrated and pissed off because you really would have liked to own that phone. Since you’re a human being your brain kicks in and you’re on your way. You are driven by the emotion that tells you: “I want that mobile!” Now what the hell does this have to do with women? (Ever heard of the horny devil inside? :) You see, what is hard to get creates some sort of obsession. If you represent somebody that is hard to get (because of either existing competition or you giving the impression you’re a picky bastard when it comes to women) you automatically create an emotion in a woman’s mind that tells them: “I want that guy!” That’s what you then call a challenge! If something is hard and almost impossible to get, it creates a challenge which makes something or someone more interesting and attractive. Oh yeah, I know a cool way of explaining that:
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of a kitty? It will instinctively try to grab the string with its paws. It will go after it again and again as long as you keep going and only wave it close enough so it’s theoretically possible for the cat to get it. But when it gets close enough for it to catch the string and take it down you pull it away in front of its nose. As long as you play this game up the cat is interested and will go after it. Once it gets a hold of the string and you entirely stop playing about, it will stare at it for a couple seconds, get bored and then leave. The challenge is gone and the bit of string isn’t interesting and attractive anymore. Women are exactly the same. Men that aren't easy to get set up a challenge for women that creates the: "I want that guy" emotion. She will need to figure out a way or come up with something original to get that guy. All this makes it exciting and is a huge turn on. Keep up the fun homeboy! Okay, lets move on to level two … Confidence, Humour, Charm Every woman will die for a guy who is confident, funny and charming at the same time. Those are the traits that every female finds most attractive. Okay fair enough, maybe Mrs X finds humour more important than a guy that’s full of self-confidence whereas Mrs Y likes a guy with an incredible charm but if you've mastered all three characteristics, you can’t lose. If you have all these traits, you can turn the attraction up to the max and then my friend, you’re money! Those three words are big keywords that contain a lot of information and I’ll make sure you grasp all that because it’s vital. But before I start digging around and take everything apart, go get a beer, I’m gonna get me some burgers n’ I need a anyway piss yo ☺ I’ll be right back, so stick around …
CONFIDENCE All right *munch*
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Have you ever watched a documentary about animals? Did you notice that in every group of species (i.e. a herd of lions) there’s only one male leader who mates with all the females. This male is called an “AlphaMale”. The other males have little or no sex at all because the Alpha Male is the big kahuna due to his superior strength and aggressiveness. Those traits are what you need as a male in the animal world to pass your genes along and get your wiener wet. But you see that the animal kingdom has the same structure as mankind - there are dominant males who rule and submissive males who get run over until evolution takes them out. And because we all did evolve from a hairy monkey-face we have the one or the other thing in common with the animals. In our world, there are a small bunch of men who shag all sorts of women while most guys don’t get anything but the shitty end of the stick. Those men that are successful with women play the role of the big kahuna, the “Alpha Male”. They're self-confident, know they'll get laid and always have women on the go. They take control of situations by taking over the steering wheel, make decisions and just have fun and enjoy themselves whereas all the other submissive men act like wimps, are shy, try to be nice and don’t do anything and therefore literally get it up the … If you should be one of these submissive nicey-nice guys, you need to get your shit together right now or you’ll get run over by women AND men and I don’t think you’d like that would you. After all, this is your life and ONLY YOU have the power to make a difference. Here’s what you should do now: You will need to become a “hard” motherfucker! An Alpha-Male, that is. It’s merely a change in beliefs and attitude coz this game is mostly played inside your head. Everyone has what it takes, the only thing that stops him is himself (and the right guidelines of course). Be aware that the most dangerous enemy in this game isn’t society or a random jerk - it’s yourself! The whole thing really is just a state of mind and has nothing to do with who’s physically the strongest and biggest mofo in town. Adopting such a dominant frame and state of mind doesn't come over night though. If it was that easy anybody could do it while enjoying a lap dance. When I started out I was far, far away from being mentally strong but the 48
more I practised and the bigger my success got, the more it started to grow and improve. You know what we call such men in our society nowadays that have it all? That’s right … Real Men! But it’s just a bullshit word, what it stands for is important. Got that? Good … Let’s talk about that attitude and inner belief you’ll need to develop. It’s a bit like being a street pimp. You ever watched one of these guys? They’re actually really wimpy when it comes to hardcore fistfights, but man can they talk: • “Come here bitch … where’s my money” • “Get that booty back out on the streets!” • “Man, I got so many hoes I need a pussy-stable AND a secretary yo!” They think they’re the shit, have a larger than life attitude and know all the dirty tricks in the book … and women stick with them. Yip, they’re pretty manipulative as well but they know that it is all about attitude and to become mentally “big”. I didn’t say that’s a way to treat or talk to women ok? But nevertheless part of it is still a great mindset to have. Other factors such as body language, behaviour patterns and how cool you come across come into play on your way to becoming a Playboy but more on that later. The good thing about being dominant is that women get naturally attracted to a man with a trait like that. You see, in our society women will always chose men from top to bottom (just like animals do it with Alpha-Males, but with a different perspective). They choose the leaders first before they even think of taking anybody else. They don’t like to settle for second best - hot women never do. I know I was drifting away a little, but to sum it up quickly: The most important thing is that you need to grow into the role of a dominant and strong minded man who takes charge of things, is aggressive and doesn’t lack confidence. This all boils down to a strong attitude! Become “hard”, get it down and you’ll see women bite left and right. Now let’s turn it around and see what we got on females…
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Women play instinctively their role in our society. They feel that they're the weaker ones, the ones that need to be looked after and men should protect them. It’s even fair to say that all women are exactly the same in that matter because they share the same emotions. In other words: Women all get wet when they come across a real man. Remember, a real man has all the traits a woman wants in a guy. If she knows you are then she can’t resist! Makes sense right? Good … Men are brought up that they should be the dominant gender while women play the submissive role. Now the $1million question: What happens when you have a normal submissive woman who expects the guy to lead (so she can follow, of course) but he’s a wimpy-nice guy and has none of the traits a woman wants? What happens? You have a woman who follows, but a guy who doesn’t lead so … she dumps him. Follow me so far? Deep down women feel they can/need to be submissive and therefore it’s up to the guy to take charge and nothing will change that belief. Unless you deal with the ugliest dyke on the face of the earth, of course *evil grin* Here, let me give you another example to illustrate this: What do cute little puppy dogs do when a bigger and stronger dog walks up to them? They instantly fall on their backs and surrender. They do that instinctively! Now what do you think a woman does when she’s standing in front of a real man who has all the traits and characteristics a woman dreams about? Exactly! They do the same as the little puppy dogs, they surrender! They suddenly get nervous, start talking about things that no guy gives a damn about (i.e. bio of their grandma) and possibly make complete dorks of themselves. Happens all the time … kinda cute thou ☺ Basically it puts you in control and let’s you know where you’re at. She will stand there with those puppy eyes gazing at you starting to get nervous and all smiling while you make her laugh until she is all over you and waiting until you either take her number or kiss her. But same thing: She surrenders … just in a different way. Of course she isn’t going to instantly bend over once you crack a joke and pull a little attraction, but you get my point *evil grin* 50
Once you got all this down and have the traits of a real man, you can gain control of any situation and lead it to whatever outcome you pursue at the moment: A snog, her number or the holy toilet-shag. Just don’t let the bouncers catch you! Ok, let’s move on … Humour If you can make a woman laugh, then you possess one of a man’s strongest attributes - humour. Women just love being around a man that is funny. But how come humour is so effective when dealing with girls? Every woman wants a guy that can make her laugh because it turns boredom into fun. Humour is the single most wanted characteristic they’re looking for (besides confidence, of course). If you can make people laugh, it conveys that you’re a chilled-out, funny and cool dude people like to hang out with. It’s also a popularity thing … If you have a sense of humour it shows that you can take a joke and don’t take everything too seriously like all these hopeless cases who have to succeed no matter what. Be cool and people think you are cool. Being funny is also a sign of confidence if you pull it off right. Watch out though - there’s a huge difference between being goofy-funny and sexy-funny because it’s the second one that creates attraction and turns a woman on so don’t turn into a goofball yo! Now comes the best part. If you make her laugh she gets caught off guard … someone who is laughing can’t give you any attitude or be bitchy because you sucked out all the power. As a side note there is nobody in this world who responds as big to humour as women do - you will be amazed once you’re on a roll and getting the hang of it. And yeah, you will get away with almost anything … a-ny-thing *grin*.
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CHARM This is a really delicate pointer. Women are emotional creatures and demand romance, but many men think that the definition of charm is to be extra romantic and perform certain mating rituals. Don’t get me wrong though: being romantic and all lovey-dovey can be stimulating and effective but you need to know WHEN to use it. Most guys think that you have to buy women flowers, take her to the movies and buy her chocolates and so on to show her that you are a smooth and romantic kid. That’s WRONG! All that romance stuff is fine when you pull it off in a relationship but when it comes to courtship and picking up girls, you’ll only shoot yourself in the foot homeboy … really. Most men make the mistake of bringing her something nice on the first or second date (like a cuddly toy, flowers, tickets, buying dinner, etc.) to be nice and show her that they “like” and “care” about her. If you do that you’ll drive right into danger-zone! DO NOT do any of those things in the first couple of weeks or she’s gone with a: “You’re a really nice guy, but let’s just be friends instead”. Charm is associated with being smooth and charming to sweep her off her feet. It’s like using a special kind of flattery by being confident at the same time without going all clingy on her. It’s not that easy to explain, but generally speaking if you want to be “charming” the way you understand it (you know, dirty-dancing romantic) don’t do it within the first weeks. Being romantic should be stretched over a long period of time and doesn’t produce much attraction which is the key in the beginning. Going for dinner and watching the sun go down on the first date is romantic indeed, but has not much to do with attraction and you’ll only lose the girl that way. I’m not a complete prick though: It is okay to care for a woman after you’ve been seeing her for a couple of weeks and you take her to the movies - but she needs to be attracted to you first. If you’re the romantic kinda guy and just can’t wait, go for a walk in the moonlight instead, but don’t be all cuddly right away and play your game first. Okay, that was basically just the groundwork and more or less a short 52
explanation of the big puzzle: “What women want”. I laid out the traits women are looking for in a man first and described them so you know what we’re talking about in this game. But all this won’t help if you don’t know HOW you eventually become that guy with all those sexy traits women want. In the next chapters I will show you how to effectively use them and most of all … how to create Attraction! Let’s roll …
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PART 4 - THE CONCEPT OF ATTRACTION Attraction and being Attractive Okay first of all you need to realise that "Attraction" is not the same thing as being "Attractive". Attraction is an emotion you can trigger in a woman so she instantly finds you sexy and knows you’re a Real Man. If you already made it to the Playboy rank you better keep it to yourself and don’t rub it under a woman’s nose. Being “attractive” is more superficial and can be compared to checking someone out from distance … you know when women say things like: “Uh, he’s sorta handsome” or: “He’s loaded and drives a sports-car”. Doesn’t really say much about the person itself but what he possesses from a shallow point of view. But being attractive alone doesn’t really get you laid, you’re just a honey pot and an open invite to every gold-digger. If you use attraction effectively it’s a completely different ballgame with a higher ranked scoreboard. The main difference between being attractive and creating attraction is communication (the way you talk and walk). If she sees your brand new Ferrari, then she’ll go like: “Uuuh, is that your car?” and you of course start showing off but she likes your car and not you. If you didn’t have the car, she wouldn’t talk to you because you’re lame. It’s pretty superficial I know. The sad thing though is that so many people think that to score with the ladies, you need to be muscular, well toned and have a tan like an Aussie. That’s the biggest nonsense in the world. More on these myths later on … A man can be attractive but may not have any attraction going for him because he is lame, boring and has no verbal and social skills. Attraction on the other hand is an EMOTION that is created in women when a man sets off a certain behaviour pattern. Attraction is something a woman can’t control either - she either feels attracted to the man or she doesn’t and there is nothing she can do about it. Bottom line: You can be as attractive as possible but if you can’t create the emotion called attraction in a woman she will walk all over you 55
sooner or later. Just to let you know what the deal is in this world, here is a list of the things that naturally attract women: The five things that attract women Let’s have a look at the big picture … just me and you. Why do you think some guys get laid and others don’t? Think outside the cheese box for a second … The simple answer is of course that some guys are cool, sexy and interesting whereas others are lame and boring. But that doesn’t help anybody does it so let’s scrape a little harder. I’ll give ya a hint: to what kinda guys are women attracted to in general? Why do women spread their legs for certain guys and not for others? What’s the big mystery? Women are naturally attracted to a small number of things when it comes to men: 1.) Money 2.) Power 3.) Fame 4.) Good looks (body, height, style, well groomed) 5.) Personality (humour, self confidence, charm, challenge) Remember Scarface? “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women." This ain’t entirely untrue but you don’t need to be rich, famous nor handsome to get a real hottie. The entire world thinks you do need those attributes to score a hot babe and to be honest I can’t blame them, they believe in the world that is presented to them. You know, mainstream media and TV. But its complete bullshit, all you need in this game is a shit-hot personality and not trying to look like a greasy slob. And no I’m not messing with ya. But yes - money, power and fame have always attracted women and always will but they don’t change for a huge number of people through their entire life. Hell, how is a regular schmoe supposed to get rich and 56
famous without winning the lottery? You don’t get rich and famous overnight, maybe not even after 20 years from now. You can’t really change your looks, your car or your crib can you? So what’s left? Your Personality! It’s the most important attribute of the five because it can surpass all the other ones and the strongest when it comes to attracting women. Appearance, Style and Personality are the only things that can be improved in a very short amount of time and are most effective. Yip, Number 5 is the big-boy on the block, the one that matters most and is rated highest by women. For some it’s hard to believe, but that’s the way it is … Personality owns everything. If you’ve got a sexy personality, the world is yours! Everyone starts from scratch A few little questions will immediately jump to your mind after you’ve read the paragraph above … “What if I’m in a club with some rich ass next to me, doesn’t he have better chances of scoring with that hot chick over there?” The answer is no! “But, but … an average guy like me can never compete with men like that. Without money, fame or looks all those hot bunnies will always be outta my league.” Nope, not true. You just haven’t seen what’s possible yet. It’s not the money or the good looks that gets those men the girl’s, it’s the behaviour they’ve adapted which is based on the thought of being something better than the average guy only because they are more successful (money) or the attention they get from their looks. It’s their behaviour that gets them the girls, not what they possess … big difference. If you think you’re average, you always will be average. If you think you’re the shit, you ARE the shit! Look dawg, I told ya this game is 90% 57
personality and appearance, not how many toys you have and how fat your account is. You can trust me on that one. Of course you still see stunning girls who are married to an old fart just because he’s a money bag and is going to kick the bucket soon so it doesn’t take a genius to figure out what she’s in for. Anyway, back to the first question: You and a rich punk are in the same club … who owns the ladies? Answer: You … if you use the skills of a Playboy! A money bag doesn’t have the slightest advantage in a club when it comes to women because he has to start from scratch just like everyone else in there. If he’s standing near the bar with a suit on, what makes him any different from the black suit next to him? Nothing really! You will only see a difference if they start talking and then if you pay close attention how they behave. Example: It’s 00:34am in a trendy nightclub downtown. A playboy and a moneybag are in the same room where the bar is at. Both are the same age and have the same dressing style. One man is rich and the other knows all the dirty tricks in this game. There is no difference at all at first sight between the two. Who do you think gets the hottie standing next to the wall? Remember that every woman in there doesn’t know these two guys yet which means that every man that wants to pick up a woman in there has to start from the same point … from scratch, that is! Let’s rumble … Both are trying to pick up one of the hotties over there. Moneybag and Playboy both start with their Personality because it’s what matters first in a pick-up and makes the difference. Here we go: Moneybag Him ($):
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them it’s from me” Ladies:
“Uuh! Thanks, What’s your name?”
Him ($):
“Douglas Fairy I.”
Ladies:
“Really? Wow … hey thanks for the champagne that’s really cute … bye!”
And off they walk, thinking: “Pfff ... another one that thinks he can get into my panties just by buying me a drink... what a loser! Where are the real men in this place!” I haven’t made this scenario up because I don’t need to. It happens so many times in a posh nightclub every weekend … I’m telling ya it’s better than TV *evil grin* If you’re daft enough to pay for a woman’s drinks trying to “buy” the attraction, you deserve no better than to get blown out. You can’t throw money at a problem! If you want to buy a woman’s affection so she gets attracted to you, it simply doesn’t work. It’s exactly the same as bringing her flowers on the first date … it doesn’t create attraction. You have to be smart in this world or you’ll get sucked dry before you’re pants come off. Now let’s check out the Playboy …
Playboy He has a quick glance over to the corner where the girls are at and thinks for a second what the best approach might be. He chooses one, holds eye contact, grins, walks over and says playfully … Playboy:
“Hey! Come here! Would you please not stare at me like that, I’m not some kind of sex object!”
Ladies:
*smile*
Game on! You wouldn’t even believe how I came across lines like that man. People say you shouldn’t watch cartoons on Saturday morning because it numbs your brain and you don’t learn nothing … ah well, 59
lookie here ☺ Same goes for “Hey … stop undressing me with your eyes will ya?”, or • • • • •
“You guys are sooo bad. Did you always skive Sunday school?” “Didn’t mommy tell ya to be nice to cute guys?” “What do you do apart from pickin up cute guys all the time?” “Oh no, you’re touble, get outta here!” “Stop being nosy!”
That’s called being cheeky … and the ladies love ya for it if you play with them this way! You know … give a little and take the rest *evil grin*. This was just a little teaser on creating attraction, more freebies later on. Anyway, you need to be careful when pulling this off because you got to have the right attitude and delivery or it will blow. If you keep the attraction up and get the hang of this game, you will never run out of free drinks and wet g-strings again. Okay, now you've seen that by using "only" character and personality alone you can outsmart and kick every guy’s ass when it comes to women. Personality is the strongest and deadliest weapon if used right. Don’t forget that EVERYONE has to show character one day and it begins with the moment you communicate with your woman for the first time. That’s where she gets a first impression and makes up her mind about you. I will go into the whole “creating natural attraction” in the next chapter but you see that attraction can be triggered and awakened just by the way you communicate and not by how deep your pockets are. It’s not your Ferrari, not your penthouse apartment or your drop-dead handsome baby face that gets you laid by the women you always dreamed of … it’s your sexy Personality and the ability to create attraction! You can live in a trailer park for Christ’s sake it won’t matter, it’s Personality and Character that shines through everything. Anyhow, “cheekiness” is a characteristic that naturally attracts women but there are many others and that’s what we'll go through in the next chapter.
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Traits women find naturally attractive What women want and what attracts them are two totally different subjects. Here are the characteristics and traits that naturally attract women and create that special something that they love and can’t get enough of. Humour - Humour is one of the strongest weapons in the game. Make a women laugh and it’s just a matter of time until she eats out of your hand. If she smiles and has fun being around you, you’ve almost scored. Big Ego - Women have a weakness for guys that are dominant, confident and just a little bit arrogant. That includes being able to make your own decisions and walking tall. Mostly the reason for this attraction comes from a subconscious level due to early programming from society and media. Charm – Having a romantic and touchy side can be sexy if used at the right time. “Knight in shining armour” and “sweeping her off her feet” are both examples of romantic occasions for women. Blame Disney but pull this off by being smooth as hell and you’re in my man. Pretending the whole thing “just happened” and was based on “oh, we met by coincidence” literally does work like a charm. Mysterious – If you reveal yourself only piece by piece, you create curiosity. And if someone gets curious they get interested and want to find out more. Let her guess for a little by acting unpredictable and never answer her questions directly. That way they have no clue what to expect and want to know what comes next. If she has to ask herself: "I wonder what he'll say next?" you're on the right road. Be a little mysterious and having some secrets are the ‘magic words’. Wild – Be wild, be bad, be aggressive … be a bad boy. Bad boy stereotypes like Tommy Lee, James Dean and Dennis Rodman screwed some of the hottest women so you better work your appearance and attitude if you wanna play in the same league. Women always fall for the bad boy … so whatcha gonna do? (More on that in Chapter Bad boys) Intelligence – Intelligent men have always been attractive because they are interesting to listen to. But watch out - preaching your newest theories about politics or how to stimulate the economy doesn’t interest a woman 61
in the slightest. Why it hardly ever rains in the desert but like an Armageddon down at Fuckingham Palace is a start. As long as you’re entertaining and pretty interesting to listen to it creates attraction, otherwise you just bore her to death. So think before you speak Einstein. Good manners – Having good manners is a sign of class women will notice and pick up on it. Open doors, help her into her coat, don’t swear 24/7, put the napkin on your knees, don’t eat your own boogers … you get the point. Just don’t act like a retard in high-society venues. Aggressiveness – Women love aggressive men who know and go for what they want in life. Grow some attitude that says: “That’s what I want … let’s go get it!” Boosts confidence and works wonders with the ladies. Adventurous lifestyle – Make your life an everyday adventure that you always have something to tell. Things that are dangerous, exciting and wild are attractive to women, so make sure that you have an adventurous side ... it only makes you sexy. Being Cheeky! – Saying: “Sooo … you gonna buy me lunch?” to a girl with a huge grin on your face gets quite a reaction, wouldn’t you think so? *evil grin* All those tiny personality traits make you damn hot but only having them won’t be enough. Women also need to see and know you have ‘em otherwise they might as well assume you’re just another schmuck leaning against the wall with your beer bottle … makes sense? In order to display all those sexy traits, you need to create attraction! That’s what we’re going to focus on next. To get laid you’ve got to be made first. Let’s fix and build you up, piece by piece till you have what it takes. As my highschool teacher used to say: Let’s proceed! … … and I’ll see you in detention after class. Creating Attraction Playboy Style The mightiest weapon is useless without a complete manual and the necessary intelligence. In this chapter I’ll show you how to create the attraction I was yakking about. I could throw hundreds of lines and material at you but that won’t help you at all if you don’t have the necessary background knowledge.
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All righty … Basic steps Do you remember the graph in the chapter "What women want?" Yeah? … c’mon you lil’ pisshead, quit boozing while you’re at ma skool … this is important now :) Ok, now we’re building bones and laying out the fundamental groundwork of the concept. What you will need to do afterwards is put some meat on it with your own little dirty creations. Now back to the graph with the three pointers (Confidence, Humour, Charm) One day I started fiddling about and it just popped up out of nowhere. I could map out how all the successful womanizers, playboys, players and ladies men do it. The lines were there, but the HOW was missing. Now it was so Goddamn simple:
If you are dead confident and funny at the same time, you create natural attraction. That’s what we call being “cheeky”! Be cheeky and play with her (No not like THAT you perv… playful I meant ☺). You tease, you play, you’re cheeky and keep her on her toes so she keeps coming back for more. You’re eating a chocolate bar and say: “You wanna bite?” and she goes like: “Sure …” Then you slowly move the bar over to her mouth and as
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soon as she wants to take a bite, you pull it away, stick it in your mouth and go like *munch* and put on a huge grin on your face. She’ll hit you on the arm and say: “Aww…, you’re so cheeky!” but she loves it. Need a role model? No problem, check out Eddie Murphy: “Honestly sir … that was the nicest jail cell I ever been in … can I stay for a while coz I ordered some pizza”. Even a better example is the Greatest, Muhammad Ali: “Is Foreman still the heavyweight champion? Noooooo … but that’s not fair? Aw who cares” and everyone laughs. Or talking about the phantom punch that knocked out Frazier: “… the time between the punch started and it landed was 4/100 of a second … now when I knocked him out all those people blinked at that moment, that’s why they couldn’t see it. I swear!” Same pattern, same deal. But how exactly do they do it? What goes on in the background, what are these invisible threads most people can’t see? Here’s the know-how: How to be cheeky Ok … being a “cheeky lil’ shite” does get you the ladies, no doubt about it. But you need to know how it works. The first step is to build up a confident attitude (don’t worry, I will cover all these traits in detail in the next chapter “become the man what women want”, but first things first). You need to grab the bull by the horns, make decisions, be a leader, be aggressive, walk your walk and just take charge of things. All this boils down to being confident. Now the right attitude to being cheeky: Think you’re mankind’s greatest gift! Sounds arrogant and yeah, if you said something like that you’d come off like a complete jerk. I’m just talking about having the right attitude towards the whole concept, so think big of yourself, all right? Good. Think you’re number one … the best playboy and ladies man on earth and cooler than Mr. Freeze! Be so confident and convinced of yourself that you get stuck in your room because of your big ego. Okay now, this all sounds pretty arrogant and smells right up to heaven but that’s exactly what it’s supposed to be. Here’s an example:
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Imagine if you - straight out of the blue - said to a woman: “I am the greatest, coolest and baddest mofo in town”, she would be like: “yeah … whatever” … and think you were just another jerk full of himself. Now here’s the secret to being cheeky and to pull of the attraction: you have to be playful and spark it with humour so it will sound like this … “Girls love me so much that I walked into Ann Summers the other day and they all persisted on giving me private full monty fashion advice on their newest bra collection … I sooo wanted to refuse but you know … ladies first.” *evil grin* Get it? (Ann Summers is a lingerie store featuring all sorts of sexy underwear and toys for peeps that don’t know yet). It’s like being a funny jerk/poser without actually being a complete asshole. You sound confident, you pose and are in love with yourself but you make a joke out of it. At the same time you’re being cheeky to others and even accusing them i.e. they just want you for sex. You know: “Hey you, I’m not your sexy toy boy … well okay but you gotta stop lookin’ at me with those puppy-dog eyes” and put on a huge ear-to-ear grin. It’s like dangling a thread in front of a cute little kitty: “C’mere … you want it …” she jumps and tries to grab it but you pull it away and say: “Uuhh … too slow … here, try again …” Knowing that being cheeky is what gets you the ladies is nothing new, go check it out on the streets and in bars. Real players, playboys and womanizers do this all the time. Most people can’t spot the hidden patterns though. The secret lies in how to pull it off: Cheeky - Confidence combined with Humour whilst being Playful. You verbally “toy” with her if you will. And yeah, we men don’t think this shit is funny but women just love this stuff and eat it all up. Remember, this book is designed to get you WOMEN! You don’t go fishing with a French fry as bait either. Be a funny jerk, a playful poser who teases the ladies is the way to create attraction. That’s how it works gentlemen. Now be cool and start pulling! 65
If you need more examples, check out Calvin from the cartoons “Calvin & Hobbes”, or even Bart from “The Simpsons”. Those are some cheeky lil’ fuckers I’m telling ya. The entire book is full of cheeky comments anyway, but here are some more examples: • You’re British? Really? … Oh my God I just fell in love with you … now go away, you’re trouble. • So what else do you do apart from picking up cute guys? • Nah … I don’t think we’re a match but … I think we can work something out *smirk* • You just love showing off those pink finger/toe-nails, don’t you? Are they clean? By the way, being cheeky is more about putting on a smirk on your face that makes you “look” cheeky instead of choosing the right words … remember that. So go and work on that cheeky face of yours. Being funny Being cheeky also involves being funny. Women love a guy who has a sense of humour and can make them laugh, but a lot of times men make a critical mistake while trying to be funny. The key is attraction which is easy to pull off if you’re cheeky and funny. But we need to make a crucial distinction: Being goofy-funny is not the same as being sexy-funny! If you’re funny the right way, it creates attraction. If you’re goofy-funny, you come off as a dork. It’s that simple. Women do indeed laugh at most of what guys say if it’s funny in the slightest way, but you need to see the code here. Do they laugh because they think you’re only entertaining so they can have a laugh or do they think: “Mm-hmm … he’s funny” and bite their lips and get a puppy dog face? Here’s the difference in full: 66
Sexy-Funny • • • • •
Creates Attraction Making cheeky comments Natural Humour Confident Humour Being bad and confident
That’s what you’ll need to aim for. Right now I’m just telling you the do’s, don’ts and the invisible distinctions a lot of guys aren’t aware of. Here’s what you shouldn’t be like: Goofy-Funny • • • • • •
Does NOT create attraction Homer J. Simpson style. It’s hilarious, but not sexy. Telling a memorised joke Acting silly, being stupid-funny No confidence attached Coming off as a clown/goofball
That sort of humour will get you laughs but doesn’t get you laid. A woman’s reaction will most of the times be: “Well, he’s sorta funny but I wouldn’t sleep with him”. Telling a woman joke after joke doesn’t create attraction, it is lame. Imagine you go up to a woman and start off with a: “Hey, what’s up … you know that one? A Frenchie, a Brit and a Chinese are eating sushi … blah blah”. She will just be like: “What the …” Some jokes still rock though, you know for example the old: You: Her: You: Her:
“Hey, you like ice-cream?” “Yeah sure.” “On which part of your body do you like it most?” *grin* *smiles*
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is funny and not you. Thus don’t bet your left nut on them. It’s a lot like stand-up comedy. You know the guys who tell joke after joke and are generally hilarious (or not), but most of the time they don’t really create any attraction at all. They build up a story which becomes funny and then we have the “punchline” which everyone laughs at. This isn’t the way natural attraction works and the way to be sexy-funny. You know “The Simpsons”, right? Homer is funny as hell but do you think the way he acts and gets laughs would get hot women attracted? Not really. You know why? Because it’s pure comedy! It is funny, but not sexy! Now let’s get to the real stuff that works in the world out there …
Attraction Techniques The secret to creating attraction lies in being cheeky! Its natural confidence and by being (sexy) funny at the same time! Now here are the sneaky little techniques that will do the trick for you. Once you’ve implemented all of these, nothing can stop you and you can trigger the attraction whenever you want. The rest is practise.
Never give a direct answer Every time she asks you a question, don’t give her a straight answer. Weasel your way around it and say something that she wouldn’t expect. That's called “being unpredictable” and creates attraction. Note: If you don’t say what she is expecting, you turn up the heat, create attraction and the game is on. As a result, she gets interested and starts asking you more and more questions because you ain’t just another guy no more. Here are a few examples to get you on the right track … Her: “What do you do?” You: “I’m a stripper.” “I’m an exotic dancer / work for Chippendales.” “I steal underwear and sell them on ebay.” “I sell candy … would you like some cookies?” “I’m the President of Playboy.” 68
“I am employee of the month at Mickey-D’s.” “Did your mommy never tell you not to talk to cute guys?” Her: “What’s your name?” You: “Guess … (once she says the first name you go like: “what … do I look THAT snobby? *grin*) “I’m Robin Hood … I steal kisses for the poor. But no freebies.” “Bond … James Bond. So … you gonna offer me a martini or what?” Her: “Where are you from?” You: “I’m half African.” (make gesture like you’re hung like a brother). “I’m from Disneyland … you wanna cuddle?” These were just a couple of samples from a huge list locked in my brainpocket. Now it’s your turn to create your own. The main point is to toy with her by not giving a direct answer all the time. It’s great fun, try it! Tease and play with her Snatch something that belongs to her like her lip stick, her mobile or her smokes. Wave it in front of her nose and let her fight for it. “That was really mean, here … I’ll let you have it back” then as she reaches for the item … “Oops too slow blondie … aw c’mere try again”*smile* you pull it away again. Just be playful and not a prick. Tease and play with her, then she’ll pick up on it and do the same. If she laughs, hits you on the arm and says: “Awww you’re so nasty”, you’re on. It’s exactly the same example when you’re munching that chocolate bar: You: “You wanna bite?” Her: “Yeah sure.” Then move it close to her mouth so she can take a bite, but just a fraction of an inch before she does, you immediately pull it away, take a bite out of it yourself and put a huge grin on your face. The game is on!
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Those were just examples to get you started. There are loads of ways to create attraction that way … never forget to be a smartass *evil grin* Exaggerate Exaggerating is just plain awesome and makes the most fun. Turn up your self confidence above the max and break all records, your ego will reach a level beyond you - and so will the attraction. Example: You: “You know what?” Her: “What?” You: “The government screws us all the time?” Her: “How?” You: “I think it is soooo not fair that sexy guys … like meee … have to pay taxes too, but you can’t have everything”*grin*. Her: *smiles* “You are sooo full of yourself.” You: “Oh yeah? Just look at YOU miss I’m-so-cool because I have pink fingernails.” *evil grin* At that point she’ll know you have a big ego but she likes it because you’re funny and not a complete show-off. As long as you’re cheeky and it’s funny, you create attraction and get away with anything. Got that whipped cream at home buddy? Accuse her Accuse her that she just wants you for sex and doesn’t give your inner qualities any credit at all because beauty comes from the inside as we all know (Imagine a guy actually saying that *lol*). • “Sooo... you like pickin up cute guys like me huh? Baaad girl” or • “You are such a show-off you know that? Stop posing girlie.” • “Oh no, oh no, you guys are trouble … stop being a bad influence on “nice” people will ya?”
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It has to be delivered right but accusing her of all sorts of things is a pretty effective way to get the attraction going very fast. Have fun with that little toy, it’s all yours.
Setting up challenges You know by now that women love a challenge, so why not push it in that direction: “Sooo, what makes you think you could handle me? I could get you in trouble. I bite … do you? … wait … let me see first *sniff on neck* yeah, you smell nice.” *shark-grin*
Play and make her curious The less she knows about you in the very beginning of a pick-up, the more mysterious you seem and the more she wants to find out if you get her hooked. There are hundreds of examples of how you could structure that. You: (dressed up in a suit) … “I am the employee of the month at [insert junk-food restaurant] … that is like so awesome.” You: “Well what have we here, a little pussycat … how cute.” Don’t reveal too much too fast and let her work a little. That way, she gets hooked and stays interested if you keep the ball rollin’ on the deck.
No means yes, yes means harder! Yeah I know what you’re thinking … *grin*. I just want to give you some more background info on mixed indications from women. What women say and what women actually mean/want is rarely the same. When you’re cheeky and she says something like: “Aww stop that, you’re so nasty.” but smiles and even hits you on the arm, that doesn’t mean stop just because she said so. You can decode everything a woman says by her actions and behaviour, NOT what she says. Most attraction techniques are based on that.
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Look at what she does and not what she says because a lot of times she’s feeding you mixed information. See the code and spot the hidden information … just like the Matrix. A “No stop it,” means: “Keep it going”, and if it’s a “Yyes … aw yes …” just spank that booty a little more ☺ Go Neo! Natural skills Attraction is the key that unlocks a woman’s door because it stimulates an emotion inside her that tells ‘em: “Wow, that guy is sexy!'' But all these methods above about how to create it could only be explained due to simple re-engineering. I didn’t have a clue what was going on in my brain until I depicted those behaviour structures and patterns and actually wrote them down. You don’t need to do the same, I’ve already done that for you! All you need to do now is become a “natural” at this. You will need to start practising until you are able to create attraction naturally and don’t even think about it anymore … you just do it. That is the skill all the natural playboys out there have and if you asked one: “Yo bro, listen. How do you get women attracted to you?” he’d just say: “Well … I just talk and try to be funny, that’s all.” But he couldn’t explain all the processes involved. You will need to master these skills and when you do, your success will take off. Okay, now how do you create attraction on the fly without even thinking about it? First of course you’ll need to practise a little, but that’s not all. You see, all these techniques are based on two natural principles: a) You have something memorised or used so many times that you say it all the time whenever it feels right, just like a little routine. b) You make it up and create something new if you need to.
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The second one is going to be a bitch because it takes more time until you’ve got it down. You’re in a pub and a woman starts staring at you. You immediately say a standard line like: “Hey, stop staring at me, my body is not for sale.” Because it works all the time and you’ve used it more than on one occasion and will still use it in the future so it becomes routine. But to be able to create attraction out of thin air in the middle of a conversation within milliseconds takes natural skill. I’ll guide ya through this mess until you’ll have it down like the real playboys. Okay … A girl sends you a text message with random shit and you’re all: “What the fuck do I do know …” Her: “Hi, how are you? What you up to? Sorry I had to top up my mobile so couldn’t write back immediately. Was shopping today teh-hehe. x. biatch such n such. What would you write back? Something like: “Oh that’s ok. I’m fine thanks, just had lunch. How are you?” Makes you look like a complete wimp and the attraction is nowhere to be seen. Try again but this time… add some skill will ya? Here’s an example: You: “Yeah I’m good, just getting molested by little girlies like you 24/7.Ran outta money coz you bought too many bikinis again huh? Tsss, women ;-P What’s up?” That’s the way to do it, but did you notice that I created the attraction based on what she’s said … as in turned it around according to what she said so it’s in context? I actually made my answer to her text message up right now as we speak. I do this without too much thinking of any techniques or whatever, it just comes out naturally. Once you’ve got this one down you can call yourself a natural Playboy. The key issue here is you literally make shit up! The rest is creativity. Or to use the correct player-slang: you talk bull! You might laugh right now but look at the answer above again … for us men it really sounds like bullshit and makes no sense at all, but women love it. Why? Because it creates attraction for women, not guys. Right … Now there’s another sneaky skill you can practise when you want to become more natural at this.
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Sometimes she doesn’t feed you with any material so you’re stuck with nothing but your own creative mind to come up with something. Example: You have to write her the first text message or you’re on the mack and she’s just silently standing there smiling at you waiting for you and thinking: “Uuh, I wonder what he’s going to say next …” So you’re standing there with empty hands and nothing you can build on. You will have to pull something out of thin air. What do you do? Allright, let’s start simple: You write a girl the first text message. You: “Hey you! Stop thinking of my sexy body will ya, I got feelings too ya know… and no it ain’t for sale you greedy person ;-P What’s up? Nick”. Bam and you’re in. I didn’t spit some wussy-statement at her like: “Hello, how are you? Did you have a good day? Can I call you?” Instead I pushed the right buttons and played some tight game till the attraction kicks in. Flip back a couple pages where all the various techniques are described so you see what’s going on if you can’t remember. I just started accusing her of being a greedy person and exaggerated with the rest by having a big ego and so on. I was cheeky and playful. But again, I didn’t think of any technique I was going to use beforehand like” “Hmm, which move might be best here ... maybe technique 2b combined with blah blah …” sounds gay anyway. I just did it without thinking but here I break it down for you to see all the hidden patterns in this game until you’re finally able to reproduce it. Now here’s what I want you to do. The goal is of course to become natural at triggering attraction so you become successful with women on a daily basis. You will need to play around with these techniques and start practising until you can throw them away and just do it. Practise To master these techniques you’ll need to get some practise and experience under your belt. … Hey don’t look at me like that man, it’s you who needs to put in that effort, I’m just here for the impossible … miracles are the big man’s department! 74
This whole concept is based on how fast your brain is able to think and make stuff up that creates attraction. The faster the better! Yo, by the way, need a little break? Go get some pizza and then I’ll sort you out, I need a piss anyway … be right back. Okay, getting good at this doesn’t happen overnight and that’s why you need to practise this thinking process. You need to train your brain to be able to come up with witty and cheeky responses in a couple of seconds. Remember, you will be on the street or in a club in the middle of a conversation which requires quick thinking. You’ll have to create attraction on the fly, so here’s what to do to: Your mobile – Try texting girls instead of calling them because it gives you a 5-10min break in between every message to come up with something cheeky that creates attraction. It will take some time at first but stay on it and you’ll be ready in no time. Messengers – MSN for example allows you to think before you give your answer. Again, a great facility to practise … just don’t browse for porn all the time *grin* ICQ/Chat-rooms – Same thing as instant messengers dum dum! Of course the real booty is out there in the bars and on the street, so once you got the basics down, I want to see you’re butt out there … capiche? Don’t worry, I won’t throw you in cold water and feed you to the sharks just yet … I’ll do this step by step *evil grin*. Okay, I listed some great opportunities in your daily life to practise before you have to walk up cold to a random woman. Staff – Whether you’re having lunch in a restaurant, buying groceries, ordering booze or paying a cover fee at your local strip-club, the staff members are getting paid to be nice to customers so they don’t bite. Public Transport – If you travel by bus, train or subway, there’s always lots of talent floating around. No biggie dropping a line here and there and collecting the goodies. At work – Practise creating attraction amongst your female co-workers. As long as you don’t ask anyone out or steal no mobile numbers, you should be all right. Tease, play and be a cheeky bastard as much as you 75
want, if you get fired it’s because you screwed the boss’s secretary. But then again … you did a good “job” *evil grin* Don’t forget: Practise makes perfect! May the force be with you… The purpose of attraction Let’s expose some wisdom … What do you think is the overall key element in being successful with women? You’re eating rice crispies on a Saturday morning before you’re off to play football. In between all that white, slimey cereal is a strawberry floating right in the centre of your bowl. What do you think people will notice first and draw their attention to? The strawberry, right! Why? Because it sticks out and is different from the rest! Pretty simple huh? Let’s take this one step further: You’re at a party in a random nightclub and there’s a big blonde tittiewoman with a miniskirt and high heels. What would happen if you went over there and offered her a drink? You will most certainly get blown out. Why? Because you’re the 8th guy that night who tried to buy her a damn cocktail, so what makes you any different from all the others who started with a: “Hey, can I buy you a drink?” Exactly, nothing! Same principle applies for bringing a woman chocolate or flowers on the first date. You’re not very much different than your drinking buddy next door. The basic and overall idea of “attraction” and being a Playboy is to be different from everybody else. If you’re different, you’re exotic, rare and more interesting. You starting to get it now? ☺ If you do what everybody else does, then you’re just another loser on the street and no pussy for you tonight. If you differ from the flock, you’re rare! 76
If you are a Playboy and a Real man, you’re automatically different from all the other guys because you know what women want, are what women want and know how to create attraction. That’s exactly what differentiates all the successful guys from the losers and nice guys. This isn’t big rocket science yo, think about it. Why is every other ladies man successful with women? Because of all that shit I just listed above a minute ago. A Real man comes across in a completely different but sexy way. In a nutshell, that’s the whole secret of this game … be fucking different! You starting to get the picture? First impression Women make their decisions based on attraction and according to how they feel. This all happens subconsciously and they are not even aware of that most of the time. Now let’s get deeper into this. We guys see a hot chick and if she ain’t too much of a bimbo, we might want more than just to screw her brains out and leave it at that. But again, it’s mostly the physical attraction that keeps guys going. Women on the other hand must experience a different type of attraction towards men (emotional, not just physical) to bend over and go nuts. When most men are checking out the females, their selection-criteria looks like this: 1. Is she hot? 2. What’s the estimate for having sex with her 3. Does she have a personality I couldn’t agree more that it has a caveman-touch - that’s the way we men are. First of all we look around for any hotties. If she’s ugly: No freakin’ way! Guys don’t do mingers (Well maybe just for the sake of it and as long as she doesn’t know your name. Depends how drunk you are though … and if you’ve got a face-bag). If she is hot then we try to bag her and you go for the whole shebang: Making-out, number, date, steal her panties … whatever it takes. If she should have a personality too then great, we might want a relationship. If 77
she should be a bimbo but still good looking … who cares we’d do her anyway. Hey… at least I’m honest :) We men are pretty simple indeed, but women are quite the contrary. Well they are simple too once you get smart but they’re just different. Okay… you walk up to a woman and her decision-tree kicks in… Making a good first impression is not really that important like so many people think it is. The thing that can break your neck though happens in the background in the form of a decision-tree. Within the first - let’s say 30 seconds - a woman will have made up her mind about you already. 1. 2. 3. 4.
Am I going to have sex with him? Could he be a guy for a relationship? Nah, he’s nice but maybe just as a friend. Too wimpy. Fuck off asshole!
Now this happens really fast. You walk up to a woman and strike up a conversation. Depending on the attraction that goes on between the two of you (which you have to create), she will either run down this decisiontree very fast or get stuck at the top. She doesn’t answer these with a straight YES or NO, most of the times she keeps her options open. If you’re a sexy guy, she won’t immediately think: “Wow, he’s sexy, I’m sooo going to fuck him”. Merely she will think: “Hmm, he’s sexy …” and keeps the option open. If you’re more than just a cool guy, you might be considered the right person for something long-term … a relationship. If you don’t know how to create attraction, are too nice or it doesn’t go that well, she will either stick you in the “friends folder” or simply tell you to go fuck yourself. Women do know within the first minute of meeting you if they want to have sex with you or not. To be honest, they know exactly if they will NOT have sex with you and then you’re just gonna be a: “Let’s just be friends” guy. Same thing as getting told to: “Go hit the bricks”… you get blown out and no punani. If you DO create attraction and she thinks you’re a sexy and interesting man, she will go right to the: “Might he be right for a relationship?” question and keeps the first decision: “Am I going to shag him?” open and unanswered. In my experience though I know that most of the times 78
it’s worse than that. If you’re a Playboy and do it right, the woman subconsciously already knows she is going to have sex with you, but doesn’t want to admit it (even to herself) because she doesn’t want to be considered a slut. It’s a common phenomenon that occurs no matter how good you get at this. Hardly any woman will tell you she wants you right away because this behaviour is what society has branded as “being a slapper” and “filthy”. Kinda gay isn’t it? The second option is that they say “No” to you (as in “having sex with you”), but see you as faithful or a good supporter and provider. Hell, even if you’re loaded and landed yourself a gold-digger they’ll do this shit. You are therefore considered a good partner for a relationship, but she will press the clams together and use sex to get what she wants. In other words: “I’ve got such a headache tonight honey, why don’t you massage my back and give me some money instead and I might think about it.” The weapons of a woman at its fullest extent! Every now and then you will get a little pussy, but very, very little - just enough that you stay with her. Still thinking about that engagement or marriage buddy? (Hey, I never said this was a goody-goody two shoes book, it only contains the truth and that’s what y’all get.) If you fly past the first two (as in you’re not sexy and not even suitable for a relationship of any kind), it’s the old: “Well, let’s just be friends instead” and it’s all over. Women won’t tell you that you’re a boring, lame-ass nice guy they would never sleep with. Generally speaking, a woman can’t say: “Piss off asshole!” if you’ve been talking to her for a while or even had a date with her. She would feel guilty if she did so she tells you that in a soft and niceynice way. In this way women don’t really have to feel bad about the whole “dumping” thing. It will sound like this: “Look, you’re a really nice guy but maybe we’re just not right for each other. But I don’t want to ruin our relationship so let’s just be friends instead okay?” Women just communicate in a different way but for us men it makes no difference if they said it in a nice way or by being a bitch. The important thing is to be able to decode what it means and what went wrong afterwards. In the end, attraction is the single key element that decides what the woman thinks about you. Women know what kind of man they DON’T 79
want, so they weed out all the nice guys and wimps until the right guy stands in front of them who gets them attracted. Women are still emotional creatures and act emotionally. And since attraction is a pure emotion, once triggered there is NOTHING they can do when they feel it towards a man. In addition, they will make up thousands of excuses as to why they like him now, like: “Well, he’s funny and makes me laugh”, or: “He’s polite, a real gentleman”, or just: “He has beautiful eyes” but are in fact unaware WHY they actually feel this attraction. They just do and can’t really explain it. (Pretty hot when you know how to create it huh?) So you see, they either get instantly attracted to you, are all smiling with those puppy dog eyes and it’s on like Donkey Kong! If not, they tell you: “Let’s just be friends”, or just: “Scram buddy!” because if you can’t heat up the attraction, you’re white bread man. Body Language, Appearance, Voice Ever heard someone saying: “Well … you know son … it’s not what you say, it’s HOW you say it.” Sounds familiar to you yeah? So many people out there fail to explain the “how” … it’s really sad. I know. Anyhow, let’s break it down once and for all. It all begins with a woman’s perception. They can tell by just having a quick glimpse at you what kinda guy you are. Women can naturally read body language like nobody else out there. It’s also in their blood to be able to judge men according to their appearance and voice within seconds. For example, if a man enters a room they can instantly tell all sorts of things about him, like: • • • • • • •
He's dead-confident He's dominant He’s shy He’s trouble/bad He’s a poser He’s wasted (all right, not too hard that one *grin*) He feels uncomfortable
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He looks like he can’t hack it no more coz of personal problems He’s smooth He can’t handle the situation Nerd!
You think I’m talking shit? Think about this … can you tell the difference between a nerd and a bad boy just by looking at the person? Or when you’re downtown walking past a strange looking person and you immediately say to yourself: “Gosh, what a freak!” Even you judge people by analysing their appearance and body language, and most of the times (without the usual stereotyping) your assumptions were spot on. But women take this process to an entirely new level. They can tell you stuff about people you wouldn’t even have seen with a magnifying glass. You ever heard of a little thing called the “Halo-Effect”? (The extension of an overall impression of a person - or one particular outstanding trait - to influence the total judgement of that person… say what?) It means that you instantly create an opinion about a person based on his appearance, behaviour and impression he makes. It doesn’t really have anything to do with looks, it’s the way people perceive you overall. If you dress like a bum, wear thick glasses and have greasy hair, why do you think so many people instantly say: “Hey nerd, what’s cookin’?” I’ve had so much mail from guys who ask stuff like: “Yo Nick, I do everything right, make her laugh, be confident yadda yadda, but I still can’t get laid! What’s wrong with me?” If I saw and met them in person it wouldn’t take a genius to figure out why they still suck at this. It’s their bad appearance! • • • • •
You don’t wear skin-tight shirts if you have a tiny beer belly You don’t complain about being too fat, you hit the gym You don’t wear geek-glasses like Urcle, you get contact-lenses If you dress like shit, ask a woman to sort you out If you’re hair is thinning, shave it all off and grow cool facial hair
So if people perceive you as a lame-ass nerd, you need to steer away from that image and identity ASAP! More on that shaping process in the next chapters … let’s take on the body lingo.
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Women can naturally analyse body language better than men do. On top of that they also respond to it more intensively, which means if we come off as sexy (attraction), women immediately pick it up and know. You ever watched a Bond movie, right? 007 is one of the most perfect role models for irresistible body language. Check out the scenes where he strides through the art galleries, bars and casinos until he introduces himself. Girl: “And you are?” 007: “Bond... James Bond!” He’s smooth, cool, laid back and only smirks or cracks a tiny smile now and then. He’s totally calm and in control of himself and the situation, looks confident and has a deep and soft voice. His upper body is completely still with his shoulders upright, all that moves are his lips while looking deep into her eyes. Different example: Barkeeper: “What can I get you?" 007: “A martini ... shaken not stirred!” Then he sloooowly turns his face and eyes the crowd on the other side of the bar where the ladies are. All his movements are everything but fast. He’s completely calm, cool and feels comfortable the situation he’s in. And yeah, he creates a lot of curiosity too. So next time … • • • • • • • •
Hold your head up high Keep your upper body straight Stick your chest out. Push your shoulders back Don’t lean in while you’re talking Don’t gesture wildly and all over the place Don't stare at the ground Move and talk SLOWER!
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you take out your wallet, do it slowly. If you open your mouth, don’t talk and gesture wildly like a fag! Use facial expressions but don’t overdo it. If you walk through a mall, walk tall, slowly, hold your head up high stick your chest out like a Real man. And most important of all: You got the licence to kiss baby! Enjoy.
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Part 5 - The man that women want Up till now I taught you guys what women want in a man and how to create attraction. It’s time to tell you how to gain these traits to become a playboy and ladies man. Just to refresh your memory, the first step in this game no matter what the content really is, is to find out what women want. I’ve done that and outlined the whole concept and details for you in part 3. The next step of course is to become such a man women want. Therefore, you need to acquire all these sexy traits, and that’s what we’re going to focus on next. As a side note: If you’re a little scared that you will change, don’t be. In a way you will be different yes, but it’s merely a process of improving yourself than telling you to act and be someone you’re not. It’s really just a process of honing and shaping your persona to become sexy, more successful with the ladies and to finally cram the smut mags behind the toilet.
Level 1- Challenge Let's begin with being a challenge. You know a lot of women play hard to get sometimes? Yeah? What happens when they’re not that easy to bag and you have to fight a little to get her? It makes you want her even more, right? They might not be available all the time and therefore hard to reach when you call, she doesn’t make it that obvious that she likes you or there’s competition involved too. So you see, something that is “hard to get” is automatically perceived as a challenge. Someone that is easy to get is boring, it’s the challenge that is interesting because people always want what they can’t have or what is hard to get. Now a man that plays a little hard to get and has standards is attractive. But how does that work? How do I become a challenge? Here are the dirty little secrets: Be picky: First of all don’t chase every piece of ass that wants you. Be picky and just go for the women that interest you. If you adopt this attitude, your behaviour will dramatically change and you won’t send out the same signals to everyone. Bottom line: it’s the hot women we want! Picking up a hottie is a little different than getting it on with a minger so 85
please don’t go for the ugly ones no more. Every hole really isn’t a goal buddy … some are so rotten and stink like a fish market. If you are picky, hotties will notice because they are the same. Let's say you're having a conversation with two girls, one's ugly and the other isn't. The ugly one wants to pull you and makes it obvious (going all touchy, touchy), the other you’re not sure about but she will dig you if you keep it going. Girls almost always know what’s going on between them, as in they communicate without actually saying anything and encrypt everything (like: “Let’s go to the toilet” = to ditch you or go gossip). The hot one knows her friend wants you and most certainly that she isn’t a real stunner too. So if you go for her friend instead of the hot one, she knows what kinda girls you’re after and that you have low standards. Not pretty … If you don’t decide to accept an open invitation from regular girls because you want to go after the hottie, she instantly knows that you're not easy to get and because of that put up a challenge for others. That's exciting, sexy, interesting and gets the women attracted to you! To sum up: Don’t be easy, have standards and be a challenge! Be busy: Have a life and don't be available 24/7 if a woman wants something from you. Let's say you had a get-together with a girl and you're free for the whole week, but you don't rub information like that right in her face. If you need to set up a date, only be available on certain days of the week. Don’t say something like: “I’m free the whole week you tell me when it's best for you”. No good, in the worst case she'll think that you don't know what to do with your spare time. Rather say something like: “Hmm let's see … I’m busy during the week, Tuesday... naw, no can do ... but I’m off on Thursday and on Saturday evening, what about you?" See the difference? It will make women want you more if you’re a little busy and not like a nicey guy who’s all: “Aw I’m off the whole week, whenever is good for you darling”. Being busy doesn't include clingy behaviour like phoning a woman 25 times a week and sending her 50 text messages every day just to check on her. Be cool until you meet her. Till then it’s no stupid calls or messages. Note: If you run a really tight game and already are a Playboy, you can set up get-togethers for the next day and ignore this whole “be busy” n all. But for beginners, stick to it at first and play a little hard to get to see what the deal is.
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Put a price on yourself: “If you want me, then you gotta do or have something that I want and am looking for. I don’t settle for second best.” Basically it’s some sort of a little touch of arrogance attitude but not exactly. You just know what you want in life and go for it. You don’t need to be a prick here, you just have to like yourself that’s all. You’ll really hit it off with hot women that way, trust me. It’s almost like being picky but more of an aggressive behaviour to take what you want and surely deserve. You also have to draw a strict line with what you will and won’t put up with. A woman that just looks amazing shouldn’t be good enough for you. Don’t drool but have an attitude like: “Now I’m interested … so what else you got going besides your pretty baby face coz that alone doesn’t do it”. You have certain demands and if they’re not met … “ see ya later Barbie!” Remember that this is only an attitude. The way it has to come off should tell women immediately that you are a guy who has high standards and knows how to get girls. Of course you’d be stupid to let a stunner walk away if she’s all over you even though she is a bit blonde. But this behaviour works like a charm and in your favour because women will try to impress you and get your attention. Now, do you know why that shit works? Have you ever heard of a saying: “What’s expensive is perceived of higher value?” Let's say you have to buy some orange juice and you go to the supermarket across the street. You check out the shelves and you spot two kinds: One for 50 cents and another one for 2.99. You immediately make the assumption that the dearer one must be of better quality. It must therefore be of higher value than the shittier one, otherwise there wouldn’t be such a big price difference on the tags. This is basic psychology and that process happens subconsciously, meaning you aren’t even aware of it. If you communicate that you are not only a sexy guy with all the hot attributes but also looking for real quality women, they instantly know you are a catch. Don't buy her shit: Women like to give you some attitude and be a brat sometimes. Don’t buy into it though. Let's say she’s late because she saw a sparkly skirt again. Tell her in a calm and confident way that you got better things to do than stand around waiting for a girl who’s on a shopping trip. Your time is precious. Don’t be a jerk though, be cool about it. It’s just about letting her know what your rules are. You’ll immediately get the respect you need.
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Same goes if she’s behaving like a bitch, call her on it: “Hey, stop being a bitch will ya!” Women do like to look up to a guy who is dominant and takes charge. As a matter of fact it’s all about respect anyway: If you lose it, she’ll walk all over you. Doesn’t mean you need to act like an asshole, just be a Real man. Jealousy: Ah, the tricks from ye good olde dirtbag. Jealousy is a natural response that kicks in once you see your girl talking to another guy. Same thing happens for women and they are way worse … Ever seen a bitch fight? The reason is mostly because of a guy. If a girl sees you hanging out with other girls that become attracted to you, your value goes up like crazy. It’s so much easier once a woman knows or sees that others are interested in you as well. Anyway, if a woman knows that there is competition and other women get easily attracted to you, she will want to make sure she’s the one taking you home. On top of that, it makes her want you even more because she might lose out to another girl. Another example: You’re at a party with a girl and she’s off to the toilet. Instead of standing around like a wallflower, talk to other girls! When she comes back and sees you in the middle of a group of women who are smiling, giggling and are all over you, what do you think happens? She gets jealous! Now it’s her turn to fight for your attention so she will come over and start being all cuddly and kissy trying to blow the other girls out and tell them: “That’s MY man, biatch!” Don’t be surprised if she snogs you right then and there in front of everyone to claim her territory. You might get a surprise when you’re back at your crib homeboy *lol* As for yourself, don’t get jealous if your woman starts chatting to other guys and say stuff like: “Hey dude, get away from my woman yo!” It ain’t that sexy and doesn’t really tell people that you care about your girl. It only shows how insecure you are so be cool about it all right? Just get a little jealous once in a while though so they know you do care. Level 2- Self confidence The biggest folklore ever told is that women get attracted to confident men. Yes it’s true, but how exactly do you become confident? If I told a rookie stop being so damn insecure he would still be clueless about what to do.
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It really is amazing how the entire world tries to teach guys how to be confident, but still everyone struggles to attain the know-how. Ok, let’s get started. Make decisions: Women aren’t brought up to be the ones that make the decisions, that’s a man’s job. That’s why so many girls will ask very subtle questions like: “So where do you want to meet me?” or: “Where do you wanna go?” If you don’t make the decisions you’re stuck because the girl sure won’t make ‘em for you. So you have a woman who expects men to take charge and lead, but a guy who can’t make decisions makes everything collapse. Another example that makes you lose the girl is when you “ask” for a woman’s permission to do something. Suppose you meet a girl for a date and you immediately ask her: “Where would you like to go?” You know what happens? She gets upset! It was your job to make plans beforehand or just take her somewhere as in: “You ever been to the x-mall? No? I’m dying for a hotdog … it’s really cool there, let’s go”. The same principle even applies when you need to set up a date. Never ever leave it up to her to decide when and where to meet. Don’t ask her on the phone or text her something like: “When and where is it best for you, I can meet you wherever.” - you’ll be gone within seconds. Be aggressive about it and lead the situation … say stuff like: “I’ll meet ya at the whatever-plaza by the X at … 2pm. That ok for ya? Ok cool, I’ll see you there, bye.” That makes you look like a confident guy straight away. Being able to say no: If there's something you don't like or don't want to do, then just say NO! You’ve been dating this girl for two weeks and last time she wanted to go get some ice cream so you guys went and got some. Now this time she wants to pick something else but you just can’t be f***ed so you say: “Nah, I don’t want that, let’s go to Y instead”. Every clingy and “nice” guy does anything the woman wants and never puts his foot down because he fears that she might dump him right away if she doesn’t always get what she wants. That’s wrong. It’s not about being a selfish bastard, but more about being nice to yourself! You still gotta be co-operative, yes, but if you don’t like something then don’t do it and say no! I’m telling ya it even happens in the silliest situations. She will test you to see if she can get away with it and if you are confident enough to handle it. Nice guys always agree and do it the woman’s way … and then they get dumped. Suppose she wants to get a
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pizza Hawaiian like last time but you really hate pineapple pieces and want to try the chicken, so you say: You: “Nah, I don’t want that one again, let’s go for chicken.” Her: “But no baby, I want the other one …” You: “Nothing but … I’m going for the chicken … wait down there for me …” Her: “Okay … *smile*” Don’t be a jerk, but be nice to yourself and get it your way most of the times. I know it sounds really selfish and not “well-mannered”, but that’s what works in this world and how the game is played. Know what you want: Men that are dominant and aggressive are hot studs, y’all know that by now and that's exactly the route to take. Confidence plays a major part in it, so you have to adapt an attitude such as: “I know what I want and once I see the opportunity, I’ll just go for it”. Don’t spread this verbally though, only behave that way. For example, you accidentally spot the biggest candy store in town and feel like some candy, then for God’s sake even if you’re with a girl, just go for it and say: “Candy, cool! I’m gonna go get some, you want a lollipop? Nah, you’d just play with it … I’ll let you have some of my gummy worms if you’re nice”. Or you see a store that rents out roller blades and it’s sunny, then hurry up and say: “Can you blade? C’mon I’ll teach ya how, its great fun”. This kind of behaviour and attitude shows that you’re confident, spontaneous and know what you want in life. Once women notice it, they know you’re hot and then … it’s on! Play your game: Create your own rules and stick to them. Play your game, not the one of a woman because they play games all the time. They can manipulate you with their little games and tricks and you wouldn’t even know it. When you get more experience you’ll notice them all, but at first create your own stack of rules. You don’t like someone to be late, you don’t tolerate bratty behaviour and you say where to go. This gives you control of the steering wheel and lets the woman know how much she can control you. Remember - women don’t like guys who are predictable and easily controllable. Guys like that get all walked over by high heels. Note: A woman will test you from scratch again from time to time just to see if your old rules still apply and if they can get away with it, as in being late etc. Make sure you set out the ground rules in the beginning first and then stick to them! 90
Level 3 - Humour Being funny is not easy, but like anything else it can be learned. The key to make a woman laugh and to make her look at you with those puppy dog eyes isn’t humour though, its attraction! Throw cheeky lines backed up with confidence in the pot and it will do the trick but I want to share another little secret with you guys. There is a way to turn up the heat real quick and to speed up the attraction process. All you need to do is drift away to the subject “Sex”! Sigi Freud once said: “You can talk about anything no matter how immoral, rude or disgraceful it might be as long as it’s funny”. I don’t think this guy was a Casanova and bagged lots of girls but he’s absolutely right. Walking up to a woman saying: “Hey baby … wanna fuck?” is by far not the same as “Oh no girl, I ain’t gonna get all jiggy with you THAT fast, you’d just abuse me and lock me up in your closet … You’re so bad you know that, thinking about sex all the time, sheesh … women!”. All you do is amplify the attraction by talking about sex. The basic concept remains the same. Here’s another example … you get the following text message: Her: “Hey, how’s it going? What you doin 2night? Tiffany x.” Nick: “Hey, waz up. Yeah I’m at X and all these women just won’t take no for an answer … *evil grin* Wanna pop over to Bar Y, I’m having a snack. Nick.” Another example: Her: “So … what do you do for a living?” Nick: “I'm a baseball pro. Yeah really, I'm being serious. I'm the first baseball player that can use his dick to swing and hit some dingers … Aww I’m only joking ... Sheesh, is sex all you guys are thinking about all day? Tsk tsk … women.”
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You think I get blown-off? Nope, they start laughing as soon as I continue with: “Aww I’m only joking …” and turn on the attraction again. Try it, you’ll be amazed. Here’s some other stuff you can implement to get you going: • Your hot ass • How irresistible you are • That Groupies only want sex from you and how much that annoys you. (After all you've got feelings too) • You can't even wear underwear any more because … • You’re King Ding-a-Ling [illustrate how big it is] • and so on. Yeah, I was at a private house party of a buddy of mine, so we’re sitting in his room with those two girls and all “chatting” away when she says something like: “Oh, that after shave over there is amazing, I love that on a guy”. I just said: “Yeah? …” Took the after shave, grinned … and sprayed it over my zipper where my dick’s at … The room was howling. (… The rest is history including a bad hangover and panties on my head.) As long as you make it sound funny you can talk about things that would normally be a big no-no. Women accept anything as long as it’s funny and by implementing the sex subject the right way, they get horny just as fast as they get attracted. Once they laugh, they’re caught off guard and ready for further you-know-what. Slick huh? ;-P
LEVEL 4 - CHARM Charm … all righty … how the hell do I explain this best, let me think. Okay, first of all you need realise that charm reflects being smooth and calm and adding charisma. I know, I know - it’s hard to explain this over text, once you see this live it makes perfect sense. Charm combines a calm body language, gentlemen-like behaviour, soft voice and small witty comments. It has a lot to do with your overall appearance, sub communication, sex appeal and knowing how to handle a person so she likes you.
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Being charming also includes adding a touch of romance, but nothing of the cheesy sort you see in the movies like sending a woman a dozen roses every week, no, no, no. If you even attempt to “buy” a woman something in the first couple of weeks, like a cuddly toy or flowers, it’s very nice indeed but doesn’t get you anywhere but spanking the monkey … alone! You can do that later, AFTER you stole her panties. But if you really wanna be a little romantic that’s cool, but choose things that don’t cost nothing and don’t give her plain old flowers again or take her out to a candlelight dinner. Be more creative here and do things like … • • • • •
Go for a walk in the moonlight Write a poem A boat ride at night Romantic stories Etc
If you don’t know how to tell romantic stories, go read some of these really boring romance books or watch a chick-flick. I don’t really get those movies and think they’re a lot of rubbish, but women love this shit because … remember why? Flip back a couple pages… Because they crave emotions that make them feel alive! No wonder they love all the drama and tears. Just never watch dirty dancing sober … never say I didn’t warn ya homeboy. Anyway, you’re first step is to make sure you are one hell of a smooth bastard. Talk slower, deeper and manly. Don’t gesture too much, act calm, cool and make witty comments. Open doors for a woman, help her into her coat and wait outside the taxi until she gets in. You’re not a doormat though. You will need charm if you’re more the gentleman-type of guy opposed to the bad boy, player and playboy type. But don’t worry, charm is not that important in this game as you do attain this trait automatically when you get more experience and isn’t as lethal as the other traits.
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PART 6 - THE GAME Make-outs, pink bras, sex, tel numbers, fake tits, snogs, muff-diving… and all the dirty tricks you need to know about. That’s the Game! It IS a Game and you shouldn’t take anything personal. There are no rules apart from one single truth: There are those who are successful with the ladies, and those who are not. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there and the better player wins. Yeah, it is far away from “fair” but who the hell wants to win the fair play prize instead of the trophy at a World Cup. Ok, let’s tackle a pretty interesting theory that is more of a fact than a half-truth: “A small amount of men get most of the women in this world” What do you think I mean by that? Only a bunch of guys on this planet lay most of the women out there. No idea? Okay, I’ll give ya a hint: There are four different types of men in this game/world with different skill-sets and amount of success that comes with it. 1% - Playboys / Real men Women fling themselves at them when these guys enter a room and play their game. They represent all the qualities and traits a woman could wish for and know it. There are different subtypes who are familiar to the general public such as “Bad boys”, “Players”, “Womanizers”, “Ladies Men”, “Mack-Daddys” and “Pimps” and yes even the smooth “Gentleman” qualifies as real men or playboys. But they are pretty hard to find which makes them rare gems. 20% - Jerks The Jerk: the asshole at large. Mommies have warned their little kiddies to stay away from jerks, but they didn’t. Bottom line though, women still prefer jerks over nice guys … and that’s a universal fact. They’d rather have an asshole on their side than a clingy nice guy who offers nothing more than pure boredom. 75% - Nice guys Being nice doesn’t get you anywhere in this game. You can scream, pout and stomp your foot down as hard as you want, the nice guy is the 94
glorified loser when it comes to women. They have close to no qualities and traits that women want in a guy and therefore get dumped with a nice: “Let’s just be friends instead”. If a woman walks all over them and sticks her heel up their ass, they even say: “Thank you ma’am, may I have another?” Not cool! The Rest So, who’s left? Maybe all those nerds and eggheads who claim they know what women really, really want and rant about bad boys like me ☺ Hey, I never said this was moral - only the truth and as long as it works, I’ll stick with it. And you better stick around because I’m on a roll … Right … did you see that there is no group in between, like there is no middle class? Either you have loads of sex and do well with women or you don't. You are either successful with women or you’re not. There isn’t really a grey zone but mostly black and white. Do you know a guy who has mediocre success with women? Not really, neither do I. I only know guys who either suck real bad but get lucky here and there, or men who bang girls left and right. Being successful with women is like a skill and you can compare it with tying your football boots. You either know how to tie the laces, or you don’t. Now your mommy taught you that when you were little of course, but who ever told you everything about the secrets of womanising? Nobody, because they are well guarded secrets and those people who were blessed with natural skills can’t explain it. This game is exactly the same, either you “know” how it’s played, or you don’t … and then you have to learn it. Now back to the different types of men in the dating game and how their background relates to the women issue. Women don’t feel attracted to wimps and nice guys because they don’t know how to handle women and have no values women find sexy. Therefore, they can’t create any attraction at all. Because they don't have the ability to get a lot of women, they will do almost ANYTHING once they see an opportunity where they could get some. Such needy and clingy behaviour puts women off instantly (More on that topic in the next chapter). Playboys and womanizers on the other hand have the qualities that it takes in this game, and that’s why women fall for these guys. They know how to handle women! 95
Now comes the funny thing: Why do you think all these player-types of guys get so much pussy? Because they know what they’re doing works (they were blessed with natural skills, remember), and then just keep doing it. You know what we call that? Repetitive penetration also known as practise! They were already driving in the right direction … the rest was just a matter of time to develop these given gifts. The unlucky schmucks though get nothing because they don’t even know where to start off. Now women are sooo naive sometimes I’m telling ya. Not that I’m talking about me of course (☺) but they often fall for a player because of the instant attraction he can pull out of his pocket and then wonder why he has three other girlfriends. I mean if a guy can get a girl instantly attracted, wouldn’t someone assume that this isn’t the first time he’s done it and he “might” be able to do this again … even at the next night out? All right enough already with immorality pushing I don’t want to convert you to the dark side here … or do I? ;) It’s just a game So many peeps take this whole dating game way too seriously and go completely apeshit about it when they get rejected. Dude! Chill out, relax and get a pint, it’s not the end of the world. Fuck it. If a guy gets blown out he thinks he’s a complete loser: “Man, I suck so bad, what could I’ve done wrong? Wasn’t I nice enough?” There’s nothing to worry about, it happens to the best of us. Let’s say it’s Saturday night and you’re in a club in town. You look around and see if you can spot some nice piece of ass. No matter how good you are though, not every woman will get hooked by your skills. Here’s why: 30% are married, engaged or have a boyfriend. Hasn’t stopped anyone but they’re harder turf. 20% are ugly. 10% are in a bad mood or have their period, definitely not a good lead!
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10% are dykes, on E or wasted getting carried out the club. 30% want to meet a Real man, are friendly, attractive and open minded. Sure we’ve got the usual sluts wearing a miniskirt that barely covers anything and will snog anybody, but that’s more like going for third best … unless you don’t give a shit and just want to have fun. But you see that sometimes there is nothing you can do even if you run the tightest game ever seen since Casanova. She might be happily married, got fired today and only wants to get drunk or she is already in a relationship and doesn’t want another guy. But of course we don’t let our chances sink to a measly 30%, that is, if we only make one attempt. We speed up the process by talking to a lot of women a day/night. If you get knocked back or you know you won’t get anywhere with one, just say: “Hey, it was great meeting you guys …” and move on, even if it’s to the group of girls three yards away across the room. If you get blown out, there is no point trying to convince her how big a mistake she just made and should reconsider because you’re such a great guy. Make sure you are persistent if she doesn’t bite immediately and don’t give up if she just plays a little hard to get. But if you should get the cold shoulder then you made a mistake and therefore need to analyse what went wrong afterwards. But for Christ’s sake don’t make a big deal about it … it’s just a freakin’ game man. In the end it doesn’t make a difference if you fucked up 10 times but still scored. Only success counts and not how many times you tripped over your dick. As long as you learn from your mistakes, you’re on the right road. A high-roller once said: “Wisdom comes with experience and experience comes from making mistakes. So get out there and make a lot of mistakes!” As long as you don't keep making the same mistakes but a lot of different ones, you'll learn and that makes you tough. The more experience you have, the more mistakes you will avoid in the future and your dirty adventures will be worth telling your buddies. Over time you will get to the point where you don’t even know what rejection is no more because you just talk and meet people and socialise. If they don’t want to hang out, it’s their loss not yours. You’re such a cool dude you don’t need to look back, you just move on to the next girl who will enjoy your qualities.
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Most importantly though: you’ll need to understand that this is a numbers game. Out of 10 women, it really is easy to get nine numbers. But how many will you meet again for a hot make-out session at your crib? Not all of them. There is no way you can get EVERY woman you meet and score. But if you make more than one attempt every time you go out, you’ll increase your chances by a huge amount because it really is just a game … a numbers game! So don’t sweat it bro, just take it easy n’ enjoy yourself out there. Society crap Here is the bad news: Society has been mocking you all your life! That’s right baby, but the good news is I can get you sorted out right away. Society has been conditioning you with all sorts of bull like • • • • • • • •
You need to be athletic/muscular You need to have a tan You need to be well toned and have as little body fat as possible Pimples, spots and zits will lower your chances Always dress smart, trendy and look perfect You gotta be rich Have a kick-ass car And the crap goes on …
Oh yeah, and don’t forget that over 50 year olds will never ever get young girls again unless they’re loaded. It’s all a big pile of junk and simply not true. Nevertheless the world you’ve been living in tells you to behave that way and the media spouts those “rules” all day long. I can go out with a $15 leather jacket and ripped jeans, pull left and right and blow everybody away so fast they don’t know what hit ‘em. (I’ve even done it in front of a journalist who wrote some shit about it. I was in some Monaco look-alike city, you know … posh wannabes in suits all over the place. Was great fun though ☺ Might still be on the web site, go check it out). Anyway, you have to stop listening to what these people tell you, especially to how someone “should” behave. You’ll just go with the flow
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like everybody else. Don’t do that bro! If you do, you’re like everyone else. Stand out, be special and especially don’t listen to guys who do what everyone else does. If you blend in, you’re dead meat! I also know so many guys who are over 50 and look like they have been born with a hangover face but lay girls who are in their 20ies for fun. It’s not about looks like society tells you, it’s not about money, not about the clothes you wear and how cool your car is … it’s all about confidence, self-belief and the dirty tricks and lil’ secrets every guy would like to know. Everyone thinks that there are certain RULES one must follow when he’s flirting (*gasp*) and chatting up a woman. First of all, please don’t try to be all nicey-nice flirty n’ all, it just makes a Playboy cry. Ever heard of this revolutionary breakthrough called speed-flirting or speed-dating? You have those random and already set-up mini-dates where you meet girls for like 10min each and then move to the next one shifting from table to table. Did I mention that all of them are really, really attractive … no? (Just messing with ya.) But man, since me and a buddy of mine tried this stuff out for shits and giggles I was off and running after a chick wanted to bang me in the toilet after 6min of talking. Never again! Sucks and blows at the same time and full of weenies, really. But false perceptions in our society is the reason why so many people set illusionary limitations like: “Um … I can’t do that because it just ain’t fair and is inappropriate behaviour”. Let me tell you my friend, in this game there are no rules bar one: Either you get the girl, or you don’t. Everything else is just dry detail. Remember your mommy yelling at you before you ran off to one of your first dates: “Be nice you hear … and make sure you are a perfect gentleman and don’t do anything she wouldn’t like and pay for dinner.”? Did you get to second base? Who knows, that was a high school minor league … but does it work in real life? Can you remember one of your dates when you were the perfect gentlemen? Did you get laid or did she give you a kiss on the cheek when you drove her home with a nice: “Thanks for dinner, see ya round?”
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There is no second prize in this game bro. Only the smart guys win and succeed on this Godforsaken planet we like to call earth. There are only methods and techniques that either work, or don’t work. Some people say it is rude to go for broke and try to snog a girl within 2min of meeting her. Well maybe they’re right yeah, for certain people it is immoral and “wrong” to make out with a chick when you’ve only been talking to her for a couple minutes … but who cares? Has this stopped anyone from making out on a dance floor or on a sofa in the lounge? Hell no! I’ll even teach you how to speed up the damn process so you can go muff-diving in the toilet. Just because a bunch of people are trying to restrain you from getting successful beyond your imagination by letting you chew on moral 19th century behaviour, it doesn’t mean you need to do what they want. Not a long time ago the church told everyone: “Thou shalt not hump before your wedding”, but do you really give a wooden nickel? Didn’t think so, but even though such rules from the church are out of date big time, society stepped in and took its place. Society calls the shots nowadays in the subject of ethics and morals. You get brainwashed and sucked right into it every single day … and you might not even be aware of it. Let’s have a look at society’s elite in the subject of dating: A very common one-liner to start a conversation with a woman in a bar or a club is: "Don't I know you from somewhere? You seem familiar." But it is one VERY BAD one-liner. Nice opening, I like. Doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out but still, so far so good wouldn’t you agree? *evil grin* Let the crap continue … Because a woman obviously doesn't want to look "familiar". She wants to look "special". Err … okay … A much better variant to this one-liner would be: "I don't think I've ever seen you. Because I would surely remember a nice looking woman like you". Most of the women will say: "thank you". Then you can immediately offer her a drink. Riiiight *cough* wussbag! *cough* … I ain’t sayin nothing yet but wait, there’s more: 100
Some women will turn themselves away from you, or hide their face, or start laughing. That's really scary at first. You get the impression that you made a fool of yourself. In most cases it just means that she is shy and not used to getting compliments. Just apologise with a friendly voice for making her feel uncomfortable. Give her a few seconds time and she will come back to you. Then buy her a drink. Man, please don’t tell me you ever jumped on that grenade … Elvis would go nutso in his grave reading this junk. (By the way, I took this from guys who claim to be top-notch dating experts … to be found in every major magazine or website. I won’t drop any names though, no need to roast these people in an open fire). If you take on such an attitude and believe that this actually works in real life, then I’ll kick ya where the sun doesn’t shine! Look, most of the material out there doesn’t work. It is written by guys with no experience or talent whatsoever, and yes they all claim they’re number one and have earned three different PhDs. But the real stuff comes from the streets and dirty night clubs, not from a library. This might sound a bit harsh but that's the way it is … it only makes sense anyway that you need to hone your skills on the streets and not in a morgue. If you stick to advice from dirty cheeky-faces like me you be fine *evil grin*. Oki dokay, let’s backtrack to the example above, I’d never flame and jump on someone’s balls without having a reason or explain why it is junk. Giving women compliments up front is very nice indeed, but gets you close to nowhere with hot women. Go and walk up to an attractive woman and say: “Hi there, I just wanted to say you’re gorgeous … can I buy you a drink or something?” What do you think is going to happen next … hmm? Blowout baby! She will blow you off faster than you can say: “Why me? Wasn’t I nice enough?” How often do you think she’s heard those lines in the same night? You’re most certainly guy number 27 on the list and therefore get immediately thrown on the wimp pile. Handing out compliments to not-so-attractive ladies does work though. It is a charming gesture to make those women want you because they don’t
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get “it” that often, but let’s agree on never ever settling for second best shall we? … Solid! Now listen up! All you need to remember is that this game is played by no rules, no matter how much ethics and morals our society spits at you. There ain’t no ref and certainly not a fair play prize for runners up. Only methods, techniques and the dirty lil’ tricks make the rules … it either works, you get the girl or you spend the night in the toilet with a porn mag. I’ll tell ya more than you need to know don’t sweat it … just don’t tell no female you know stuff. The Game The world is the biggest playground of the most popular game (besides football, of course ☺) ever played: The Dating Game. I’m just calling it the dating game because some nerdlinger gave it that name … I could even call it the “shag-game” or “pulling-girls wasted” contest, but you know what I mean. Every person portrays a character in the game and whatever action he chooses to carry out will influence the overall progress and outcome. Everyone will be confronted with the game sooner or later in his life. Some have their first date, some have their first kiss … and others their first toilet shag and threesome. Now I don’t have a clue what kind of person you are, how could I? But it is possible to put you in one of these categories below no matter how unique you think you are. Don’t get mad or frustrated right now if you discover the truth, I’m only here to help and promised to build you up. Basically there are three different categories of men in this game (We’ll get to the females soon enough, just hang on a minute ☺) … three main types of men if you will
1) Real men They have all the qualities women look for in a guy. They are cool, sexy, cheeky, charming and very confident. The flip side of this coin is that they are very rare and hard to find.
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2) Jerks Best known as arrogant, rude and selfish assholes who always take and never give. If they don’t like something, they won’t do it because they just don’t give a damn. The truth though is that women get attracted very quickly to these bad boys … even if they “should” stay away from them. 3) Nice guys (wimps & whinies) They are clingy, needy and insecure lil’ wimpy whiny-faces who would never ever do something a woman didn’t like doing. They always ask a woman first instead of just leading, kiss the ground she’s walking on and send her 500 text messages a week just to see how she’s doing. They’re really nice but being nice to women gets you a lot of friends and no sex. Nice guys are the losers in this game and women walk all over them due to a lack of attraction. At the end of the day they all ask themselves: “Why oh why? Wasn’t I nice enough? What did I do wrong?” Answer: EVERYTHING! That’s why you need to stop walking that dead beat and lay out the groundwork from the beginning. It’s time to make a fresh start right this minute! That was just a rough outline of these characters, so let’s move deeper into detail
Nice guys V Jerks Remember the time you were back in school battling with grades and popularity? Think real hard now, wasn’t there a really awesome looking girl everyone fancied including you but she was seeing this complete wanker? Sound familiar? At work or at Uni in your Economics class, there was this woman who was just amazing. She was pretty, intelligent, funny … and her boyfriend was a complete idiot who treated her like shit. And all you and everyone else had to say was: “Man, why is she going out with such a scumbag. I would treat her waaaay better than this wiener. I would treat her with respect, give her whatever she wants, and never make her do something she didn’t want to”. In other words, you would have done everything for a woman like that because you thought a woman like this deserves it, right?
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I got bad news for ya pal … that’s what you call being nice and you’d have been dumped immediately. Wimps and whinies always finish last with women, but instead of me just telling you everything, I’ll let ya use your brain a little. You have to ask yourself one question to be able to grasp all this: Why do you think the woman is going out with such an asshole in the first place? Yes the guy is an abusive punk bitch, couldn’t agree more. But is there something these jerks have that nice guys don’t, hmm? Think about it. These bad boys must have some traits and attributes that women love, otherwise women wouldn’t stick around. So what’s the secret? It’s Attraction! This is not visible for the bare eye, you can only see what’s going on if you’ve figured out the code of the Matrix … and you will soon enough young Jedi. Jerks are sexy and hot for women but very abusive and don’t really give a damn, whereas nice guys just plain suck, are really boring and have almost zero qualities women find attractive. Now instead of me explaining what exactly makes a Jerk so sexy and attractive for women, I will first tell you why nice guys hardly score … this makes everything a lot easier. If you knew you were such a nice wimp before, don’t take it personally. To get you sorted out we need to debug you first and it’s a great learning process for you so you won’t make any of these wussy mistakes no more. • The biggest problem nice guys have is that they are unbelievably insecure (Thus the term wimps). That means that they don't have much or no self confidence at all, hardly ever lead and take charge of a situation. Flip back to the diagram from the chapter “What women want” and you will get the picture. Women like to follow, not lead. But leading requires confidence - what nice guys don’t have they can’t display and therefore women will dump ‘em once they spot it. • Another problem is that they put women on a throne and look up to them as if they were goddesses. It’s almost like a: “I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy my princess” kinda thing instead of just accepting them and respecting them as “just” a woman … it’s pathetic really. 104
They bring flowers to the first date, buy thousands of gifts and are clingy like glue. Women hate such “needy-whinies", so they mostly tell them: “Erm … can we just be friends instead?” No confidence, no punani! • Nice guys mostly let the woman make most decisions in fear they might do something she didn’t like. This puts on a lot of pressure and responsibility on women they don’t like at all. Most common example: “Where do you wanna go?” or “What do you wanna do?” Result: “Why is he asking ME all the time, can’t he make one decision by himself? It’s really getting annoying … ” • Nice guys think that it is polite to ask first but when you’re dealing with women, it makes you look insecure and not sexy. Be a leader, not a chicken! If you’re on a date and feeling hungry, just say: “Let’s go to Little Italy, I looove the pasta they make, you’ll see”. That’s aggressive, self confident, takes the responsibility from the woman and most of all, you lead! Okay you might think I was a selfish prick coz I never asked the woman if she wanted to go there right? Nope, wrong! They don’t want wimps, they want leaders, bad boys, real men. All I did was I took the responsibility (making a decision) away from her so she didn’t have to come up with an idea where to go. Now she can enjoy the leisure of simplicity by agreeing (“Yeah sounds cool, I don’t mind”) or saying no (“I just had lasagne yesterday … can we go get some fries and a burger instead?”). Early in the game they hardly say no unless they need to barf at the sight of Italian food or whatever, but you see the difference between: “Let’s go to X, they make nice food” and: “Where do you wanna go?” Good. • Nice guys never put their foot down either. If the girl is being a bitchy brat, they never do something about it but swallow the attitude and stay all wimpy. They’re scared that their relationship might end somehow and lose the girl if they get angry. If the girlfriend is behaving totally out of order and it would be time to tell her to stop acting like a cow, the nice guy does nothing and just lets her be which results in a big loss of respect. Thus with a lack of respect, the woman starts walking all over him and breaks up, naturally. Of course with a nice: “We can still be friends”. I kinda like the term “wimp” to describe all those nice guys out there, but to be honest they’re more like an old piece of rag.
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You use an old rag to wipe away dirt that fell of the table and to clean up the worst piece of shit hiding under the toilet seat. No rag’s got anything against being used and abused, so when his time is up, its garbage time and off he goes getting binned. Nice guys are exactly the same. They would do anything for a woman just to get some … even if it’s only a glance at a shaved pussy. He’ll buy her anything just to get into her panties … and some women ain’t that stupid and they use that of course. They let him pay for everything, sometimes with a nice: “Oh … um I forgot my purse but I’ll pay you back later” but since the nice guy INSISTS on buying everything, they might as well take it too. “Well… if guys are that stupid we might as well be nice and accept it too *thee-hehe*” With all the generosity in the world, it creates no attraction and women don’t find those guys sexy, so they just throw ‘em away - just like an old rag that has done it’s job and is of no use no more. Now YOU make sure you don’t get fooled no more homie or I’ll bitchslap you back to Jesusland! By the way, women test men naturally all the time, meaning they want to know if you’re a wimp or a real man. They always pull off a slick stunt like to check if you’re insecure or you do take charge. Here’s an example: Her: “I was in the mall yesterday and there was this girl who was wearing a miniskirt shorter than a thong and oh-my-God, her boobies were almost hanging out. What do you think about that?” Now she’s waiting to hear your opinion on that matter she got a little upset about. If you say something along the lines like: “Yeah, you are completely right, that is so wrong, something like that should be banned”, then she knows you’re a wimp. Remember, wimps agree and follow … and women know the deal. She sure ain’t gonna spread her legs and sooner or later … it’s sayonara mate! If she confronts you with such a little test like above, don’t bother trying to make a good impression, just say almost the same thing you would say to your best buddy, no need to be good ya know. Her: “… oh-my-God her boobies were hanging out a lil’, what do you think about that?” You: “Really? Cooool, do you think she’ still there? I think we three would get along great wouldn’t you think so too?” *grin*” 106
Her: “Ahhh … you’re such a guy,” and hits you on the arm. If you are able to make up your own mind, people will automatically detect that you’re a confident guy. If she should respond with something like: “How can you say something like that …” relax, be calm and say: “Hey listen, I’m just a guy … and we do think about sex every seven seconds so what am I gonna do about it? Complain to the manufacturer” [point to heaven] Problem solved. There’s no point trying to weasel yourself out of it. I mean c’mon dude, you ARE a man and stand up for what God gave you. We do think about sex more than once a day so the hell with it. Amen. Good that’s sorted, let's move on to ye good olde jerk. We all know a jerk is not the kind of guy we'd like to identify ourselves with. He’s mean, selfish and generally a scumbag. BUT … he gets a hell of a lot more pussy than wimpy nice guys. I don’t want you to become a jerk, hell no! What I do want though, is that you take on certain jerk-traits. That’s right baby, you will have to gain those invisible things jerks have and do what makes them sexy so you become the same. I didn’t mean the mean bastard traits, only the ones women love and find so irresistible about jerks … You starting to get it now? ☺ We just take what we need and trash the rest. So what is it about jerks women find so irresistible? Jerks are naturally very selfish, abusive and take what they want from women. This is NOT what attracts women, in fact they hate guys like that. BUT, there’s something going on in the background that women love about these guys. You know what it is? Jerks are bad boys! Bad boys don’t portray this A+ well-behaved Sunday school student image. A bad boy is exciting, doesn’t like rules but rather makes his own and has an adventurous aura that surrounds him. You see the connection to the nice guy and why he sucks so much at becoming successful with women? He doesn’t have much more to offer than to kiss up to a woman and buy her things.
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You know “The Simpsons”, the TV series right? Who do you think is going to be more fun for women once they grow up? Bart Simpson who always gets into trouble for being cheeky or Martin Prince, the nerd with the best grades and the teachers pet? I know it’s just TV, but you see exactly those characters in real life too. Nerds are lame, nice, boring and do everything a good person should, whereas bad boys cross the line, do what they wanna do and like it their way. Being bad gets women excited and attracted to you. So you see, it’s good to be bad! And YES, I still hold the high score for hours in detention in my school *evil grin*. Jerks are so attractive because they are dominant, aggressive, unpredictable and hardly controllable. All the traits a woman wants in a guy. They are all confident and on top of that, what a hell of a challenge these guys are. Women like to tame wild guys, not an already perfectly moulded and shaped asswipe. But jerks take it too far more than often and behave like selfish pricks. Some are complete assholes who treat women like chickenshit. No female on earth finds this attractive and gets turned on by that … ah well, some biatch with a weird fetish in Peking maybe. But the smart way to go is to filter the hot traits and fry the rest. You see, by putting all the sexy traits in this world together, the outcome is pure attraction. That is the reason why Real men are more desirable than jerks: They have almost no qualities a woman wouldn’t want in a guy. They’re just hot and women fling themselves at them. All right Urcle, one last thing: It is still better to be a jerk than a wimp! Jerks are assholes, indeed, but they still get 30 times more pussy than wimps and nice guys combined. I ain’t telling you that you have to become an abusive person who treats women like dirt n’ all, but you have to stick to what works in this world. Use the jerks as role models and try to model their behaviour to some degree. Nice guys only drag you down with their advice like: “Just be yourself”, “It wasn’t your fault, she was just a bitch” or: “There’s plenty more fish in the sea.” I mean c’mon, the last thing you wanna do is hang and listen to guys who can’t do any better. If you manage, make friends with Playboys and Real men because they are the real deal when it comes to success with women, although they are scarce as hell. 108
Right, to sum it up real quick … Wimps and nice guys lose out because they are predictable, boring and unattractive towards women and have no clue how attraction works for females. They think by being nice, polite and generous the women will like them, but the result is quite the contrary. She will walk all over him or just ditch him with a: “You know … you’re a really nice guy but let’s just be friends” because she got bored and lost all respect. Face it, ass kissing doesn’t work if you wanna get some so stop doing it right now! Women say they don’t like jerks and assholes, but that’s who they get naked with. What women say and what women respond to are two different things my man, so you better start being bad instead of nice if you want to be sexy, challenging and interesting for da ladies. Here’s a little overview: Wimp: • • • • • • • • • • • •
Is insecure. Is boring. Too clingy. Too nice and polite. Tells women early in the game that he likes/ loves her. Thinks he's doing everything right by buying shitloads for his girl. Calls her 50 times a week or sends her 500 text messages within 7 days. Asks: “Err … do you wanna go out/have a drink sometime?” Uses lame one liners and overused pick-up lines. Can’t say no Gets jealous quickly and starts whining & complaining Thinks the woman comes first and does everything for her.
• Result: Women walk all over these guys. There’s no spark of attraction because he's too boring. Jerk: • Is confident. • Isn’t needy and clingy. 109
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Is too much in love with himself. Poser. Doesn't call women constantly. Thinks he can get any woman. Is picky. Is arrogant and selfish. Does what he wants. Does get jealous and starts being abusive & aggressive Puts his interests above the ones of women.
Result: Women are attracted to him even though he's a scumbag. They know that jerks are selfish assholes but prefer them over nice guys. Being bad is still better than being good. The two profiles above should have given you a good overview of the first characters involved in the dating game. Now let’s turn up the heat and get down to the real man. This will be the kind of guy I’m going to drill into you, and in time you’ll be on fire. Real man: • • • • • • • • • • • • •
Is very confident. Does love himself and is a poser but is funny at the same time. Only calls a woman if he thinks it’s meaningful. Knows how attraction works and can use it anytime. Is a smooth bastard. Cheeky as hell. Teases women and doesn't give’em no time to breathe. Can choose his woman. Doesn't ask for dates. Knows how to press a woman’s buttons. Does get a little jealous now and then but is generally cool about it Is interesting, creates curiosity and doesn't always expose everything. Does what he wants first, but respects a woman’s interests and cooperates when the time is right. • Has fun and plays with the ladies Result: The ladies just love him. He triggers attraction on the fly, portrays all the positive traits of a jerk and has rarely anything a woman wouldn’t want a guy to be. He’s funny, articulate, and confident and knows all the
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dirty tricks. Can a guy like this complain about getting too many girls? Don’t think so. Playboyskool is first and foremost all about getting you off the ground by drilling the traits of successful guys into you. It doesn’t happen overnight but does take some effort, so don’t be a lazy wiener and do something about enriching your lifestyle. We only got this one life y’ know. Bad boys The hottest girls on this planet dig bad boys … why? How come the really attractive honeys always hang around with the most abusive, worstmannered, big-headed evil looking dudes who can’t stop talking about themselves? Shouldn’t women save themselves for marriage until the knight in shining armour comes along? You know, this guy from Disney movies with a flower in his hand chewing your ear off with the old: “My lady, I am pleased and honoured to offer you this gift to show you how much I admire your beauty, and blah blah blah …” But yeah, the nicey nice, well behaved and pretty-boy prince gets the girl and they ride into the sunset and live happily ever after. This is how we would love the world to be like, but you need to accept that it is baloney! I’m sorry if I just spoiled an entire fantasy world everyone, but this is just a movie and nothing more than a fairytale. Get over it because this stuff doesn’t really happen outside your kitchen door and in the world we live in, so welcome to real life. Yeah I know it sucks but chill out man, you’re better off that way. Back to the topic now … Why do women go for the lean, mean bad guys who have an attitude that almost sounds like “now bitch!” and who only treat their girlfriends like a throw-away napkin? Ahh, I got a good idea to get this one across best … You know Pamela Anderson, yeah? You know, the big tittie woman in that private sex video on the boat. Who fucked her, do you remember? It was that tall, skinny guy with tattoos spread all over his body who started flashing his dick to everyone on the highway. He weighs like what … 130lbs and can’t finish one single sentence without the F-word. That’s Tommy Lee … is he appealing to women? Well, he bagged big Pam. 111
Of course you can bluntly say: “Aw c’mon man, no way this proves that hotties especially fall for bad boys, this mighta been just a one off.” Fair enough, if you need a consistent pattern I’ll show you that this is everything else than just a random coincidence … Kid Rock! Is he the nice guy type of male? Don’t think so. Neither is Bret Michaels. Abusive alcoholic with a chain-smoking attitude describes him best. Do you see any similarities between these three men? Here are some more … Who fucked Carmen Electra? Dennis Rodman Who knocked Denise Richards up? Charlie “snort a line” Sheen I know these are celeb examples but I don’t see hot women flinging themselves at Tom Hanks - the nicest guy on earth on a daily basis, do ya? See a pattern? A night in “Paris Hilton” with special guest Rick Salomon and half the world on the waiting list would be the example of the 21st century. Not that our socialite has become just another slapper due to a lack of brainpower … but yeah, she’s easy and dumber than sliced bread. BUT, she is into bad boys just like other hot women. Why? The exact same reason why Carmen Electra screwed Dennis Rodman and got jiggy with Dave Navarro! Need more examples? How about Lenny Kravitz or Howard Stern? I can name other numerous examples where attractive women fall for bad boys and not nice guys, it really is the same pattern over and over again: Bad boys with that wild, rebellious James Dean attitude who stick out and don’t swim with the mainstream are sexy and attractive for women. Women love a challenge, you already know that, and what could be a bigger challenge than a wild bad boy with a big attitude? Those were just examples we can only relate to because we know those people. They’re all famous but I had to choose ‘em because I knew you were familiar with them. The exact same pattern happens in your daily life as well. 112
Go have a look for yourself next time you go out … who hangs around with the stunners: The nerdish looking guy or the badass? It’s not looks, it’s not good manners, it’s not money … it is attitude, and that’s the key to it! That’s why being nice doesn’t work! Predictable is boring and standard approaches are lame and uninteresting for women. Bad boys are jerks yes, but when it comes to girls and how easily they get attracted and sucked into the frame of a bad boy you might give this a second thought. Nick:
“I’m trouble … you shouldn’t hang out with me”
Blondie:
“I like trouble” *smile*
If you know how to play it bad you’re on your way. Being bad is better than being good, I’m telling you. So burn all your nerdy Star Trek gear and go buy yourself a leather jacket!
Females If you were pissed outta your tree last night (any objections, no? *grin*) still trying to figure out that blank spot in your memory from the dancing, I’ll break down the kinds of females you probably did try to make out with ☺ To make it easy for ya I narrowed it down to three kinds of women you can encounter: The pretty, the intelligent and the majority … *evil grin* Yeah I know, it’s just a joke but you know, if we’re honest there is some truth behind it. Men never go for an ugly round-pound, no matter how sweet and intelligent she might be. (I already see it coming, this is going to a flamewar with flying tomatoes … we better duck boys). But it’s true, men judge women by their looks first and then have a go at her personality. I mean c’mon, you wouldn’t fuck a dog either, would you? Sorry, but I’m just honest. Eating greasy junk food and shopping at the “chippie” really does wonders to your appearance. Anyway, here it goes …
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1. Stunners / Hotties These women are very attractive and they know it. They are confident, hold their nose up high and are generally ice-cold when rejecting men. Most of them have model looks and since they get hit on by so many guys who would do ANYTHING for them, they know they can have their pick so they know exactly what kind of man they want: A Real man! 2. Pretty girls Very pretty, cute and down to earth, they come in lots of variations but don’t have that much of a problem in getting and pulling “a guy”. They know that they're not top notch, but they don't care that much because they still get a lot of attention. 3. Mingers They all have one thing in common: They’re drop dead ugly! They are either fat, rude, have short greasy hair, dirty fingernails, a feminist attitude or all of the above. They mostly complain about men and society at large because they are being treated and regarded as low value. Gee, I wonder why. Every time you’re out on the pull, you will have to deal with girls from these three groups. Of course there are a lot more “sub-types” of women out there (Playgirls, mature women, strippers, executives, engaged women, party girls, and so on), these groups should give you an overall idea though of what you’re dealing with. I just kept it neat and short to simplify things, there is no point in going into too much detail for now. You gotta be able to walk before you can run a 100 yard dash. But don’t worry, there is a lot more comin’ in Playboyskool 2 - Nightlife! Okay, the main thing you have to grasp when you talk to a girl is that she does belong to either group 1, 2 or 3. In other words, she is either hot as hell, cute and pretty or ugly like a hillbilly’s scarecrow. Remember that you will have to treat every group differently! Don’t try to pick up a hottie exactly the same way as you would a cute girlie girl. Never mind group three unless you like minus points on your scoreboard. More on how to pick up stunners and hotties later on in this book, there’s an entire chapter on it so it’s all good, but if you’re trying to pick up a model or a girl that is top class, you might want to pull out the big guns. If you make a crucial mistake, have rusty skills or an incomplete game plan ... you will definitely get blown out.
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It’s not really just about stunners or mingers though … looks-wise I mean. In general the better looking, the higher her social value in a club, bar or on the street - and the bigger her attitude. The more men want her, the bigger her status and arrogance. You got to play this one the smart way kid. Be aware though that a lot of men do not even try to speak to stunners because they’re scared shitless. Hot women are intimidating for most guys, but this only works in your favour. I’ll explain the whole shabang later but once you know how, there’s no stopping you.
Women test men This part is so important that I will glue it to your butt if you don’t pay attention. Think about this for a second: We men pick women first by their looks, then depending on how cute and feminine their personality is we might enter a long-term relationship instead of just calling her a cab and telling her: “Yeah ok, I’ll call ya … bye”. Women on the other hand do this the other way around as you already know (personality is more important than looks). Now, if you were a chick right, how could you see real fast what kind of guy you are dealing with? If a guy comes up to you in a club and immediately starts with: “Hey … can I buy you a drink?” then you might think: “Sheesh, how many times have I heard this one today … must be the greatest one-liner of the century”. If he taps you on the shoulder and goes like: “Err … hi … err … I saw you from over there and was wondering if … ehm … what’s your name?” you know he’s not that confident and not really a challenge. Women can read your body language like nobody else and know immediately if you are confident, a sleaze or a wimp. It always requires YOU (the man) to take action first so SHE can analyse it and decide. You see, as a guy it’s darn easy to filter out the hot girls in a club: “The chick over there is cute, she’s got big tits, oh nice legs at the bar …” and so on. But since women don’t just go for looks, they need to know if you possess the qualities of a Real man and to what degree. You know how she can extract and filter out that information?
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She tests you! Women throw little rocks in your way to see how you react. That way, they not only see if you are the real deal and sexy, they can also get rid of all the wimps and nice guys. They need YOU to make the moves, then they analyse and decide if you’re worth it. Now listen carefully, this is the truest thing you’ll ever hear: We men can only choose which women to approach and play our moves depending on how sexy they look and interesting they are, but it’s the woman who will make up her mind how far she’ll let you go. So in a way, it’s the women that choose the men, not the other way around! She decides if she wants you to stay, she decides if she wants to meet you again and she decides if she wants to fuck your brains out. She won’t tell you either, because it’s your job to keep going and make the moves … she only guides you. You always have to be able to figure where you stand and stick to the game plan. So you see that there is a way where you can make women chase after you who were not interested in you in the first place. They decide how far they let you go and even let themselves go, but you have the power to make all that happen. Kinda cool, isn’t it? ☺ But if she wants you to keep going, she needs to know if you have those qualities a woman wants and if she is attracted to you. Let’s say you walked over to a stunning girl and she tells you right away: “Fuck off, asshole!” What do you do? Trust me, it happens, but if you can’t handle that kind of challenge, then you really are white bread. Don’t let her know that you aren’t much of a challenge by packing your bags and return with a: “I’m sorry, didn’t mean to bother you …” Feel me? But let’s start small … You’ve been talking to a girl for a couple of minutes and you want her number. Since you’re not the first guy she handed her digits over to, she might want to test you some more to see if you’re not another schmuck again who is going to waste her time by taking her on a boring dinnerdate with flowers. So she responds with:
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Girl: “Well, why don’t you give me your phone number and I’ll call you?” Ever heard this one? She just threw a dirty bone so don’t pick it up, only nice guys do it. Women hardly call a guy first, this is your job. The funny thing is, most guys fall for it and give away their number because they really think: “Wow, she’s got my digits, she’ll call and I will get her.” Dude, she won’t! You’ve just disqualified yourself and she knows you haven’t figured out anything yet. Never, ever give away your number unless you either swap or take hers. If you fall for a fake number then you certainly did something wrong beforehand and she already knew you are not what she wanted as soon as you opened your mouth. Never ever fall for these lil’ girlie tricks again: The digits Her: “Why don’t you give me your number?” You: [cool and relaxed] “Look, I ain’t got time for games, you can do that with any other guy. Here, I give ya another chance, just type in your number … it’s all good.” Hand over mobile. Her: “I don’t have a phone.” You: “Yeah right!” Her: “Well I’ve just recently lost my mobile and I’m getting a new one.” You: “Suuuure …!” Her: “I just moved and I’m getting my new landline installed.” You: “You’re funny.” Do not under any circumstances buy her shit, otherwise you can say sayonara son! Fit girls have used these little tests over and over again and they know most losers will fall for it. They are cleverly structured and are being used in an almost undetectable way. Very sneaky indeed but they’re just like bad pick-up lines … if you play this game long enough you will get to know all the dirty tricks. There are a lot more of those little tests and I’ll get you through the important ones. But I swear to God if you make any of these mistakes again after Playboyskool I won’t hesitate to take out a black marker and write PENIS on your forehead!
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Never forget that women test men all the time and never stop … even if you’re in a long-term relationship they’ll do it. They want to know how far they can go, what you tolerate and to what extent they can walk all over you. Let’s cover some more of these to get you going … Are you a …? Some girls you run a tight game on get a little suspicious sometimes, but still they don’t know exactly what they’re dealing with so they just ask. Her: “Are you a player?” Remember she doesn’t know yet but she will if you give the wrong answer. Or even worse, she’ll get the impression that you’re a wimp if you’re having a really bad day and walking on a dead beat. If she pulls the player question, just say You: “Of course I’m a player … but your mommy likes me more so she invited me for dinner.” *smile* Its bullshit I know, but it works because you aren’t giving her anything to work with but make her laugh instead. You haven’t answered the question either, you actually avoided it and now she knows as much as she did before. But since she laughs, you weaselled your way out of it. Once you’re getting really smooth at this, they might ask other stuff like Her: “I bet you say that to all the girls, don’t you?” Just say You: “Naw … just the really cute ones because they don’t snore at night.” I really am the first one to admit this, it IS bullcrap, but it creates attraction and that’s the key early on.
The Challenge This is a pretty crucial one so pay attention. In a nutshell, she wants to find out how you react when she throws a challenge … and if you can stay your ground and are confident enough to handle that challenge, you might have kicked in another door.
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You walk up to a real stunner and she says right away Her: “What the fuck do you want … get lost, loser!” Wimps crumble at the sight of that challenge and beat it right away. What about you? Can you handle a challenge like that? …coz if you can’t handle the heat get your ass out of the kitchen! Especially hot women pull stunts like this to weed out the wimps and losers. Can you hack it if she challenges you? I think I’ve written another chapter about this particular blowout challenge somewhere further down but because it is pretty tuff for rookies, let’s start small. There are lots of different variations of those challenges but let’s pick a good one so you know what’s going on … *hmmm* what’s a good one … all right got one, here goes … You set up a date with this chick and told her to meet you at 7:00pm at Starfucks at Central. At 7:18pm she shows up. What do you do? You don’t know if she did it on purpose or not, but you don’t need to because fact is: she was late! If you were a nice guy, you’d say something like: Girl:
“I’m sorry I was late, missed the bus … stupid driver.”
Nice guy:
“Aw that’s ok, it happens. You fine though yeah?”
That’s a first class ticket to a lonely ride, yo. Being nice equals no attraction, so you better sharpen up. If she’s late, tease her about it and for crying out loud, get some bad boy traits. You’ll need ‘em when dealing with hotties. Next time say something like this: You:
“HEY! You’re late.” [point to watch]
Girl:
“I know, I know … I’m late I’m sorry.”
You:
“Soo … how many hours did you spent in front of the mirror missy?” “Aww … was the bad, bad bus driver being mean to little girlies again? Poor you… c’mere.” [hug]
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“You’re lucky … I was gonna leave in a min, but you can make it up to me … you can buy me a drink.” “Yeah right, you probably broke a nail again. Sheesh, girls …” *evil grin* Remember that it IS a game! The nicer you are, the less she thinks you’re hot stuff. Bust her balls, be cheeky, play with her, put your foot down and let her know you ain’t some whiny 3rd grade chicken. Be a man … and be cool! The secret to passing such tests is to take it easy and play with her while still communicating you’re not letting her get away with things like that. Women have no respect for nice guys so they walk all over them. No attraction, no respect, no pussy … simple. Make sure you’re not lacking that one. Respect will be paid! Just don’t be a mean bastard, aight? Don’t say nothing The easiest way to slip through these tests is not to say anything and continue to bust her balls. If you got absolutely annihilated and randomly screwed some chick but can’t remember, it actually never happened … ☺ Same thing with those little tests … if you pretend you didn’t hear her saying it, just keep going like nothing happened. Dead easy! Most common one is the: Her: “I have a boyfriend.” You: “Yeah? Nice, anyway … have you ever …” Just turn it around and avoid going into a big discussion about it like: “Yeah really, how long have you been going together blah blah blah”. Sure you can pull a quick one-liner like … • “Sheesh girl, I only know you for what … 3min and you already feed me your problems,” or • “Don’t worry, I wasn’t planning on telling him.” Gets a quick laugh, but make sure you just keep going like nothing happened. Just because a girl says she has a boyfriend doesn’t really mean she does have one. A lot of them use it as an excuse/test to get rid
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of all the losers and nerds they don’t want to talk to. If she really should have one … well … who cares! You’re so shallow You’ll get this one all the time when you keep up the funplay. Stunners do that a lot to see if you’re only into her because of her looks like everyone else or not. It’s kind of a twisted situation because it depends on what context she says it in. If you bust her balls and she says Her: “Ahh, you are sooo shallow,” ...and hits you on the arm, she gets attracted and it’s no biggie because you just keep it up with a nice & sleazy You: “You know … you’re sooo right.” *evil grin* And she’ll dig you. Once you get the hang of this it’s really easy and you’ll know that shit like: “Oh no no, I’m absolutely not shallow, I think beauty comes from the inside” is the highway to hell if you don’t add a little sarcasm. Don’t spoil the tension by being a truly honest, observant and logical person and talk like a UN Congressman. You know it is boring to women and they’ll just think: “Pfff, where are the ‘real men’ out there … just losers in here.” Now comes the tricky part: If you say that you are not into a woman’s looks then you’re lying. You got a dick so be a man! Especially attractive women “know” that most guys are into her looks to some degree anyway, so here’s what to do. You: “Yeah, I am shallow … I’m still a guy for Christ’s sake. But you know, it takes more than good looks to be special. So … what else you got going for you that I might like?” Then she goes on about what a sweet and interesting woman she is. Kinda cool if you’ve got a woman telling you why you should pick her, y’ know. You’re so cheeky If you make her laugh and get the attraction up she’ll usually hit you a little and say: “You’re so cheeky!” with a smile and sparkly eyes. If you
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think you blew the roof, you might just not because don’t listen to what she says but what she does! Here are some other examples: Girl:
“Ahh, you’re so mean.” “You’re such a guy.” “You’re so full of yourself, aren’t you?” “You’re such a jerk” *tee-hee-hee* “Ahhh, you're the most arrogant and evil guy I’ve ever met"
Nick:
“Well guess what, you’re right! So what do you like most about bad boys like me?” *smile*
This is just a quick way to amplify attraction and to sneak around those sneaky tests. Don’t get me wrong though, she doesn’t say: “You’re such an arrogant idiot, fuck off!” She smiles, she laughs, she hits you on the arm/chest and she loves you for busting her balls and teasing her. They like those lil’ games because it’s fun for them … just don’t ever mention the word “fun” yo!
Would you...? This one’s pretty funny and almost a classic. At some point the woman will ask you something like this: Girl: “Would you still be with me if I was fat, ugly and weigh 200 lbs?" Nick: “Oh hells no I wouldn’t! No hold on, first I would steal all your clothes and then I’d sell them and THEN I would leave.” *grin* I mean c’mon man, only a schmuck would say: “Of course I would darling, it’s the personality that is most important.” Get a grip!
Miscs Here are some more that I couldn’t put anywhere particular or was just too lazy to write half a page about it. Enjoy :)
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Her: “You’re just trying to pick us up aren’t you?” You: “… Yeah!” *smile* Be a man! Her: “We’re together.” [hugs girlfriend] You: “Cute … I like girls that like girls.” Only a bull-excuse, so use it! Her: “Well … I’m here [in this club] every Wednesday.” You: “Wow, haven’t heard that one before.” If she pulls another digit-test, call her on it. Do you want a drink? Be honest now, how many times have you used the: “Hi, can I buy you a drink?” this year? Let me tell you my friend, it is lame! Everybody uses it and (apart from the lame pick up lines) it must be one of the most brainless attempts to get into a woman’s panties. Must have worked 200 years ago but nowadays …forget it pal! You’re in a pub right, and there’s a hot girl in a mini-skirt standing near the pool table. You go over there, tap her on the shoulder and say: “Hi … can I buy you a drink or something?”, then she will either say: “No!” and you’re back to square one OR … she accepts and blows you out a couple minutes later, either by ignoring you or with a fake number. Only difference is you’re a couple £££ lighter than before. Kinda sucks, doesn’t it? Once and for all: never ever use this shitty line no more or you’ll shoot yourself in the foot. Think about it, if you use what every other guy tries to do every night, then why does everybody think it still works if they are the sixth goddamn bloke on the same night who tries to get somewhere with that hottie by buying her a drink. C’mon dude, you can do better than that. Remember that you need to be different than all those nice guys and wimps, otherwise you get what they get … nada! Here’s what’s really going on in a woman’s mind when another nerd comes along … Nerd:
(Damn she’s so hot … maybe she’ll like me if I buy her a drink) “Hi! Listen, can I buy you a drink?” 123
Girl:
(Oh how nice, another one who thinks I’ll jump right into bed with him by buying me a drink. Where the hell are the ‘real men’ in this joint? But he wants to buy me a drink so why not) “Sure”.
Nerd:
(Oh my god, I’m in. Great!) “There you go …”
Girl:
“Thanks. Bye …!” (Now let’s see where the real men are)
Or she’ll stick around for a couple more minutes and talk to you a little while before she leaves, just to be “polite”. But you deserve what you get if you are that naïve. Now what did ya learn from that? That’s right, don’t do it again and flush it down the toilet baby! If you’re in the middle of a conversation and she starts asking you “I’m thirsty … will you buy me a drink?” what do you say? Don’t start now bro, we ain’t got money to burn so hold your ground. Her: “I’m thirsty … will you buy me a drink?” You: “Nah … but you can buy me one.” Her: “…” (what?!?) Just enjoy watching her jaw drop reaaaal slow. No attractive woman expects such a response from a guy. They are used to men giving them whatever they want, but they don’t have sex with those guys. You on the other hand told her that you’re not that kind of a guy like all the others out there. You are real! It’s not about the whole “who buys whom a drink” ,it’s just a test in the game so you know and don’t fall for it no more. If you’re having a good time n’ all and are in fact getting thirsty, just say You: “Hey listen … I’m gonna get a drink, I’ll get you one too if you’re buying the next round … deal?” Make sure she knows that you fundamentally don’t buy women drinks just like that. She will walk all over you if she hasn’t got no respect so get the message across and don’t act like a clingy little nice guy, k? Be a man homeboy … a real man! 124
Let’s just be friends Ahhh, the oldest one in womanising history. I don’t know why women still dig this one up … must be a morgue somewhere I’m telling ya. Anyway, you must have heard this one a couple times in your life. “Let’s just be friends” Since women are not men and therefore don’t really use many f-words when it comes to rejecting men, they use other stuff that seems “nicer” to them. To us men it’s the same shit, only put differently. Here’s some of the most common ones women use when they blow men out: Her: “Well, let’s rather be friends” “I don’t want to ruin our relationship, let’s just be friends ok?” “I need more space.” “I don’t wanna rush things.” “I just got out of a 5-year relationship.” “You’re so cute, you’ll easily find a new woman.” “This is going way too fast for me, I need some time for myself.” They all mean the same thing though: “I’m not attracted to you so get outta my face you wimp!” You see, they never really use words like: “Kiss my ass, punk!” when they’re rejecting someone, it always sounds like: “You seem to be a nice guy, but let’s rather be friends” because they don’t wanna hurt your feelings. Chick logic, I know. The dirty devil in a suit that I am … I just turned it around and use it against them. I got so many of my ideas straight from women, there’s no lying in it. So much for being a smartass! *evil grin* Here’s what I do when dealing with attractive women. At some point in a conversation I like to keep them guessing, so I just say:
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Nick:
“You know what, you’re just incredible … let’s be friends”
Girl:
(What?? Doesn’t he find me attractive? What’s going on? ) “Ok …”
It’s really funny to watch because now they really wanna find out what you’re all about. And I don’t need to tell you that women are darn curious, do I? ;-P But you see that I haven’t invented that line, I just turned it around like a lot of stuff women use all the time. “We need to go to the bathroom” and “So … you wanna buy me a drink?” is just the tip of the iceberg. I think Sun Tsu said this one first: “Use the weapons of your enemies against them. You will grow stronger while they will get weaker.” Although a woman isn’t your enemy and it ain’t a battlefield either, you still beat them at their own game. Slick huh? ☺ When she’s into you Women will never tell you that they're interested in you. They don’t tell you that they want to kiss or fuck you either, they only give you clues! You’ll need to be able to recognize them and time your moves. Don’t focus on what she says … focus on her body language. Here are the most common signs if she’s interested or not. You better recognize!
Interested
Bored
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She laughs/smiles She looks into your eyes She touches you (chest/arm) She hits you lightly She leans her tits in Her body faces you Her eyes get all shiny She engages in conversation
No laughs, no smiles Little eye contact She looks around Her body faces away from you Gives you a thumbs up and says “brilliant” • Doesn’t play the game at all
Doesn’t take no genius to come up with that list, but only a schmoe could miss those clues when interacting with women. They are only the very basic ones so don’t you miss them anymore.
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When you’re at the beginning of a pick up and trying to barrel through you will soonish hit a crucial point which tells you that you’re IN! You know what it is? Once you get the experience level up it’s almost impossible to miss it: It’s the moment when she starts asking you standard questions like • “What’s your name?” or • “Where are you from?” or • “What do you do?” If you hit that point in your pick up, you’re in baby! You might be in the middle of telling a silly story and tease her while your talking away, and out of nowhere one of the girls start asking you: “What’s your name?” It’s really that simple. Once you’re there, drop the teasing and playing a little and get to know her/each other. I like this way better than just striking up a conversation and within the first two minutes stretch my hand out and say: “Hi, I’m Nick”. It’s more fun when they ask you instead of introducing yourself to every chick first. You know, gives them the chance to say “Aha” or “Okay” without introducing themselves and pulling their hand away. Do it the smart way: If they ask first, you know where you’re at and it’s only a matter of time till you hit it home and she gets bagged! Tsss, who told you to use such nasty words :)
Brainless pick-up attempts Ok boys, it's time to get rid of the junk. Most material about dating is just crap so let’s settle this once and for all. If you still use any of these lines drop them right now or I’ll be calling Freddy to come pay ya a visit at night. Aight, here are some of the worst lines and methods currently used by your nerd next door: 1. Pick-up lines “Can you give me your phone number, I’ve seem to have lost mine?” or “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I come back in” don’t
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work. They’re way too old, lame and just gay. They’re still quite funny to read while you’re wasted and having a laugh, but that’s about it. 2. Time The dumbest and by far the worst line ever must be: “Excuse me, can you tell me what time it is?” Please don’t make me whack you over the head! 3. Light The classic: “Do you have a light?” must be at least in a gazillion blockbuster movies and probably exists since the invention of cigarettes. Hands off or you’ll burn yourself! Get a decent lighter in case girls ask you for a light but smoking is bad for you anyways. 4. Oh, sorry … You do something on purpose and then apologise immediately just so you can start a conversation with her. For instance: You slightly bump into her and say: “Oh, sorry. I’m so sorry, are you all right? What's your name? Blah, blah, blah.” Only newbies use it and its lame as hell. You wanna be a playboy don’t ya? Still amazing how many girls use this one and accidently bump into you when they’re trying to pull you. Eyes open buddy! 5. Do you come here often? Everybody has probably used that one at some point. Only wimps use that line and you know where that gets us. Good for nothing! 6. Do I know you? “Don't I know you from somewhere?” Too many men have used this line and it's not that original anyway. At least if you’re faking it don’t use it … if you really do know her fair enough. But you can do better than that yo! 7. Gimme your number Don’t try to be a hard mofo and spit: “Hey girl, why don’t you gimme your number and I give ya a holla!” at a woman. Has no class and doesn’t work. Play it smooth first … then you can tap that ass. 8. Get your tits out! Shit like: “Hey baby, nice tits!” or: “Get your tits out” doesn’t really get you anywhere but being popular with the boys. Yes I’ve used these too and sometimes you just have to, but try to avoid it. Still a good laugh though! *evil grin*
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Please dump all those lines and methods, they are just gay and don’t work. Only nice guys and wimps use them but with a great failure rate. What astonishes me the most is that 95% of guys out there still use them and get blown out left and right. So sad!
The gentleman Most men completely misunderstand the term: “Being a gentleman towards women”. They think that you always have to be a gentleman by paying for everything, opening doors, helping her into her coat, having good manners, never swearing and never, ever pushing a woman because they are “ladies” and should be treated that way. This is all fine, but bottom line is you’ve got to suck out the stuff that works and bin the rest. You are not a doormat women can step on, and they will … if you’re dumb enough and play the “perfect” gentleman who lacks the qualities they want in a guy, that is. Trust me, it’s not about being polite and opening doors for her - it’s about laying out the rules, having enough attraction and respect. If she is attracted to you then you can do whatever you want and it won’t matter because she thinks you’re hot. BUT until then, let’s not make any mistakes that could easily be avoided. Being a real man does involve being a gentleman as well, don’t forget that. Just don’t you dare turn into a nice guy again who pays for drinks, cinema tickets, flowers and gifts. Big no-no! If you’ve decided to invite a girl on a first date to a restaurant (God forbid), then who do you think should pay the bill? You? Hell no, baloney again my friend! Split the bill no matter how hot the girl is. This has got nothing to do with being polite, it’s just the way this game is played right. Remember - you’re dating, not kissing ass. If you want to get somewhere please quit all the wussy behaviour. You know, paying for all that shit just to get to 3rd base wouldn’t be any different than getting a hooker. Paying for sex that way is less complicated but goes against masculinity… unless you’re in Amsterdam, of course *lol*. To sum it up:
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Be a gentleman, but not the nice kind. Lay out the rules from the beginning and let her know the score. Don’t burn money on women or you’ll burn yourself. Be correct, gentle and a man! …and did you know that even Satan is a gentleman too? Stay tuned for a lot more dirty tricks from da house of Playboyskool.
Be yourself I hear a lot of guys saying: “Well Nick, that’s all cool and it might work but I don’t wanna change man. I want a woman to like me for who I am.” Even you might have said this to yourself while reading this book and probably started to worry a little … but don’t fear, captain save-a-hoe is here. First of all, Playboyskool isn’t about changing someone’s entire personality and preferences from top to bottom. It’s all about improving yourself! But to make that process happen you’ll need to let it happen too. If you resist that change/improvement and don’t want to get better, then you will get what you’ve always gotten. If you don’t do nothing, nothing will happen so it’s entirely up to you. If you’re a schmuck and say: “I wanna be myself and don’t want to change”, then you will still be the same schmuck the next day. The same is true with being a nice guy or wimp. If you don’t make any changes, you won’t see any better results. It really ain’t about radical change, it’s all about improvement! We never stop learning anyhow and it might just be about time to start doing it in that area of your life called women, dating, sex and relationships! Another famous problem beginners seemed to struggle with was: “Yo dude, but I don’t want to throw canned lines at a woman, it somehow doesn’t feel right and even women say they hate those lame pick-up lines”. Playboyskool is not about one-liners and some dating tips written by a punk with I-don’t-know-how-many diplomas pinned to his wall … you know that by now. It’s all about the hidden and invisible concepts from 130
successful Playboys and womanizers, which means as long as you walk on that beat, you’ll be on fire. As long as you know how to create that attraction women crave, it does not matter WHAT you say … only HOW. You see, there is no way on earth a woman can detect it because you just “are” and do that thing. If every guy was to be running around with a line that I’ve written down then there might be a chance that in the next 50 years it might become just as lame as the: “Do you have a light?” But c’mon, how big are the odds. More than 90% of our communication is NOT the words we choose, it’s the way we say it (body language, gesture, facial expressions, pitch of voice, etc). And if Playboyskool was all about random pick-up lines that you can throw in a woman’s face then you’re dead wrong. This book is designed to open your eyes and get you started so you can create your own stuff. My only job is to explain the invisible methods and techniques from successful Playboys, womanizers, players and ladies men like me and many other guys out there in a way that everyone can grasp it. Yes some lines are indeed pretty good and funny, but they should only be regarded to get the concept across … besides … they’re all mine you greedy bastard! *grin* Love bites If you think love bites are cool, then you better think again. If you're carrying such a thing on your neck it doesn't make you a badass, it only means someone has been sucking on your neck and other girls already know. And if you don’t cover it up it will be harder for you to pull. It did happen to me more than once and I had three of those fuckers sitting on my neck and that Friday night I couldn’t pull jack shit. I know one thing that helps though … toothpaste! That’s right, it dries them out and I was back in the game on Saturday. Anyhow… Don’t try to be a hero!
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I love you Don't tell a woman that you love her before you've had sex with her. Why? If you do it at an early stage you’ll freak her out and she will just want to be friends. Those three lovely words will kill the attraction between you two instantly! If you start pouring your heart out in the beginning, she will just start thinking that you’re clingy, get all: “Oh my freakin God, another one …” and starts to bail out by not replying to your messages/returning your calls no more. If you’re dating and seeing a girl but haven’t shagged her yet, don’t express your feelings you have for your girl and don’t touch the: “I love you” stuff bro, really. Same deal with: “I really like you” and similar stuff in that very seriouswimpy voice. You’ll only freak her out so don’t! (It’s cool once you shagged her and have been seeing her for like two months or whatever. Just don’t get all wimpy on her.) How men enter relationships Let’s reflect on your past relationships for a minute. Can you remember how exactly they happened and how you got into them? • • • • • • • •
Did your buddy introduce you to her? Did she happen to work or study at the same place as you? Did you meet her at the local supermarket or at the gym? You saw her every week because you shared the same hobby? She’s a campus-chick? Was she a friend of a friend? Did you go out to the big city and pull her? … Or did you just get wasted and think it happened that way? ☺
Seriously, there are still shitloads of men who only meet women within their small social circle and have real trouble finding one in the big world outside their boundary line. If that’s the only resource you’ve got … dude, then it might be time to start considering your options and give “pulling girls” in the city a deep and serious thought my friend.
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I’m not even going to get into that whole: “Get off your lazy ass, don’t be a wimp and start pulling in the real world” yadda yadda because it’s darn obvious now. But can you remember the last girlfriend you had a long term relationship with? Yeah? Now this question has been bugging me for quite a bit and I need to get it off my chest: Why did you have a relationship with that particular girl? • Did you like her and she was hot? • Was she good in bed? • … Or was she the only one on your list? You see, so many men go into a relationship with a woman because they don’t have any options to choose from at all. If a woman comes along that feels a little attraction towards him, then he goes for it. I don’t just mean sex or having a fuck-buddy, I mean the whole smash … A serious long term-relationship. Oh yeah, and it’s not like they knew what they were doing and picked her up with some understanding about the whole thing. They just got lucky. They’ve found a woman by sheer luck and coincidence, meaning they have no clue whatsoever how to pull it off again. The guy did something the woman got attracted to somehow, but there isn’t any real game involved because he just stumbled across it. It was a coincidence. Now, if you combine a wimp with a woman that is a little attracted to him, you know what happens? He won’t let her go at all costs. He will desperately try to keep her and get all clingy until she boots him. It can only make sense if you see what’s going on: The clingier he gets, the less attraction she feels towards him and after a while the girl gets fed up, bored and finally dumps him. This isn’t just a random scenario homes, it happens every day! How sad is that? But you’ve got to see it from another point of view as well: Most men are happy with what they have got in their relationships and have no ambition to push the envelope a little further and strive to fulfill their demands, standards and dreams. They don’t have the power and ability to get the woman that they want. They mostly take what they can get and stick with it.
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What about you? How did you get together with your last girlfriend? Did you pull by skill or by booze? I’m serious, I know so many guys who can’t pull for shit when they’re sober. The only thing that works for them is a couple of pints to loosen the jaw and to gain confidence. Nothing against the greatest invention called alcohol, but you shouldn’t depend on it every time you go out. If you do, make sure you don’t overdo it and go all caveman on women … no class. Ask yourself this question though: Could you go out and pull a stunner tonight only depending on yourself and your skills? Would the same method you used to pull your last girlfriend work tonight? I said no booze for you mate ☺ Most guys can’t do it because they lack the intelligence, structure and know-how of the game. Even wimps and nicey-nice guys do get some action now and then, but that’s not called “game”, that’s called “getting lucky”. The problem they have is that they can’t repeat it because they have no freakin’ clue how they did it. That’s the reason why they don’t have the power to choose. They can’t choose their women but only take what comes along … and if some booty comes along no wonder they push and go for a relationship to keep the girl (If she’s a keeper, that is). And often it’s not just some random fun - lots of men are dead serious about it and start acting clingy because they now have some ass for granted and desperately stick with it like glue. Some even think about getting hitched … and no I ain’t kidding. That’s freaky, ain’t it? ☺ Now listen homes, never ever get into a serious relationship just because she’s the only girl in your stable. Raise your standards man, move up a couple of leagues and create some options. This isn’t high school anymore! So next time you meet a woman, play it cool, steal her panties, chill out, see how it unfolds and consider your options. Most important thing though, watch that you don’t communicate those relationship patterns to her if you’re the playing type of guy and know you can get more and do better. I mean, don’t limit your own beliefs for Christ’s sake. If you think you can do better, then go for it man!
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Do you have a girlfriend? If you’ve been talking to a girl for a couple of minutes and she’s into you, she’ll almost always wonder if you’re still available. If you’re in a club right, and you see a hot chick in the other corner, you “know” that you ain’t the only guy that might be attracted to her … meaning other guys will think she’s hot too. The same process goes for women if the attraction is going strong. Remember, it’s personality over looks here. So you’ve been talking to this girl and she gets attracted to your personality because you now know how the game is played. She’ll instantly begin to think: “Wow, he’s sexy …where’s the girlfriend?” You might not know this just yet but ugly girls will do exactly the same, but instead of thinking: “He’s hot … if he’s still available I want him,” they’ll simply blow you out because they get jealous. They know that you’re hot and other females will get attracted quickly, but because they look like where the sun doesn’t shine they give you the bitchy attitude. I get this one all the time but don’t worry, you’ll share this shit-sandwich with me soon enough ☺ Hardly ever will a girl ask you straight out of the blue: “Sooo … do you have a girlfriend?”, but if she does and you really wanna fuck it up for good then go ahead with a: “No, not yet”, or: “Why? Do you have a boyfriend?” D’oh! It’s the dumbest thing you could possibly say in a situation like this. You’d be a real f***in’ hero if you do so please don’t … This really ain’t high school man. But just because they don’t say it doesn’t mean they don’t communicate it in a different way. You have to read between the lines here … if you know for sheezey she’s wondering whether you got a girlfriend or not, you’re in baby. They don’t tell, but once you detect it and are able to read the signals (shiny eyes, smiles, touchy-touchy, bumps into you) you’ll know that she digs you. On very rare occasions you will still get a: “How’s your girlfriend?” or: “Soo … where’s your girlfriend?” All you gotta do is say • “Aww … you’re cute … did someone just get jealous?” • “Geez are you nosy!”
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• “You could get us both into trouble you know that girlie?” … and put on a really nice shark-grin cause you know where you’re at. To be honest I never gave them a straight YES or NO to keep them guessing so I can push the attraction further until they’re hooked. It’s kinda funny if you watch girls trying to over-analyse everything but still have no clue what’s going on. You know, they always need to know what everything “means” and go like: “What did he mean by that? Does he now have a girl or not or is he into me? I wanna know more”. Just let them guess for a lil’ while *grin* Peace … and don’t overdo it yo! ☺
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PART 7 – PULLING GIRLS At the very beginning I told you that to become good at this you’ll need to complete 3 stages: 1. To find out “what women want” in a guy 2. To hone and improve yourself to become what women want 3. To show a woman that you are what women want No matter what the details are and what it is that women want in a guy, you’ll need to fly through these 3 stages if you want to become good at this. 1 and 2 requires you to take out the trash, dump all the stuff that hasn’t been working for you in the past: No more Mr. Nice Guy behavior but boosting your inner self to the next level that is sexy for women. Once you are that sexy guy with all the traits that women want, you’ll need a game plan! If you are shit-hot and sexy, how will women know if you can’t tell? You will need to show and demonstrate that you are exactly that kind of man women desire. Makes sense yeah? So you’ll need to come up with a plan … a game plan that tells a woman in a very short period of time, that you are exactly what she wants. That’s the art of pulling girls buddy. All right, let’s put all the dirty stuff you’ve learned so far into a simple structure. Once again, this isn’t a guide on how to flirt with women and maybe have coffee with them. The stuff you’re reading right now is all about sex and if you’re looking for “love till death us apart” … you might be better off with a priest down at the church (no offence, but I’m right). Pulling girls isn’t that hard if you switch your brain cells on and know what your next step has to be. Anyway, let’s try pulling girls with style and drop the boozing caveman. Don’t tell anything in here to no girl or you’ll be running for cover! And remember: if you want to get a hot ass … do it with class! The Game plan If you want to be able to pull way more often and get better results than most guys out there, you’ll first have to understand that a girl needs to be pushed through certain stages before she will fuck you. Those stages 138
make up your game plan! Now, I kept it real simple in order to get even the worst and nicest guys up to speed. There is shitloads more to it but I ain’t really keen on giving you an information overload. Get this one down first and then you can tackle Playboyskool 2. Anyway, here’s what I been talking about: 1. Prepare. 2. Walk over. 3. Pick her up. 4. Digits. 5. Date. 6. Sex. 7. Relationship. If you smell like a pig sitting on your couch and shovelling potato chips into your mouth, there’s no way you’re gonna be able to get somewhere with the ladies. So before you hit the streets you gotta get ready first (Prepare). If you want to get a woman’s phone number, it won’t happen unless you talk to her (walk over). And in the same way, you ain’t getting laid if you haven’t picked her up. If you’re one of “the hell with digits and dates” type of guy”, it’s all good but let’s get the groundwork done first aight? I know there are shortcuts to this game plan like a quick one in the toilet or a one-night-stand where you can say digits and dates goodbye, but not until you’ve eaten your veggies and popped some cherries son *grin* 1. Prepare Don’t get out of your house looking like a chump, I hope you already knew that though. Dress smart, smell nice and be cool … but without the tools you’re just another fool. That’s what you should stack your pockets with from now on: Deep pockets • *Wallet. • *Keys. • *Gum. • *Mobile phone. 139
• *Paper, Pen. • *2 Condoms. It might not look like much but those items do come in more than handy if something goes down and you don’t have any johnnys for example. Don’t be a dumbass and make sure you never leave your crib without ‘em. Wallet – I mean a proper leather wallet, none of those freebie nylon giveaways. And put a lil’ loot in there, although somehow I don’t like to take out my wallet when paying for something nowadays. No that’s not what I meant man, I just take a couple bills, fold them together and stack them in my side pocket for easy-access ☺ Looks even smarter with a money-clip around it. Keys – Open sesame don’t work without your house key yo. If you pull and you forgot your keys for either your car or your house, you’re stranded. You can still flag a taxi and bunk in a hotel if worst comes to worst. Who said booking a room for one night isn’t a smart move :-P Gum – Always buy a pack of gum, mint or Listerine stripes. There is nothing worse than a snog with someone who has bad breath. Get that sorted out before you’re making out. Mobile – Your best friend in the 21st century. Never leave home without it. Use it for texting people, calling cabs, saving digits, booking rooms, calling nightclubs or rambling to your pals at 3:00 am in the morning shouting: “I love you man!”. Paper and Pen – Meant for taking a woman’s number down. It’s pretty Old Skool but it still works, although your mobile will do and is much easier. 2 Condoms – One in 20 people have an STD in the UK, so don’t make me call the health board. No glove, no love! The more you plan ahead, the lesser are the chances you’ll get stuck in a messed up situation. I’m telling ya, I pulled this chick and miraculously ripped the single johnny I had on me (don’t ask man), and the darn vending machine in the toilet was out of order. Had to leave it at taking her digits and some make out in the corner. (Yeah I know what you’re thinking but did you know bouncers check the toilets nowaydays? I didn’t and got thrown out once, grrr … bastard!) 140
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Hot-Spots Right … where do you find honey’s? Aw please don’t make me do this man, it’s so obvious at what places women hang out. First I want you to focus your game when the sun still shines ok? I’ll cover da nightlife in the next one so let’s stick to day-game. Once you get the hang of it during the day and get your experience level up, hustling a club won’t be that much harder. Crowded and popular places at night are easy to discover. At night the girls are in the bars and clubs. But I'm not getting into the whole nightlife issue in here. How you work that turf will be in my second edition! Don't worry, the techniques work at night just as well as they do during the daytime, but the nightlife is a totally different subject. Let me surprise you. For now: No lounges, no bars, no pubs and no nightclubs and strip-joints. Let’s get the day-game down first. It’s easy to know where the booty is at night, but where are they during the day if they ain’t shopping on highstreet in town? Right let’s get to the places that are riddled with women during the day: Shopping centers/Malls – Department stores, clothes shops, malls and boutiques are always packed with women. Check the shops in your area and choose the best ones. They usually get very busy between 01:00 – 05:00pm. Get there during those times or you'll pull grannies. *grin* Coffee shops – A good place to meet women are the coffee shops. Don’t really matter what time you go, there’s always trim sipping on a cup. Eyes open! Fast food restaurants – You’d be surprised how many girls eat junk food. I ain’t saying it’s classy nor healthy, but at lunch time you won’t be able to find an empty seat in there!
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Libraries & Bookstores – Not only nerds and bookworms go there y’ know. If you’re looking for women who enjoy a stimulating conversation on a higher level, this is the place for you. And who said smart, intelligent women ain’t sexy. Check out the romance and drama sections. Gym – You like to sweat? So do they! I personally hate the gym with my guts and would rather kick a football in the back of a net, but most women in there are fit. Try it. Takeaways – I know, I know … since you can get deep fried Mars Bars and pizza slices I kinda lost my appetite going to these places. Anyhow, they’re still crowded and when you’ve singled out all the greasy ones its good game. There are dozens of places where you can find women, just pick the ones you’re familiar and most comfortable with and what kind of women you prefer. No touchy-touchy if you’re into stripper’s bro’ or you’ll be making friends with the pavement! *evil grin* 2. Walk over Having the guts and confidence to walk over to a woman and open your mouth isn’t easy for most guys. Maybe you struggle with this sometimes as well, but do you know why most guys can’t do it? Sure I could tell you all day long that there’s nothing to be afraid of but that often doesn’t do the trick. Let’s have a look why a lot of guys get nervous and crap their pants. They are scared that: • She’s got a boyfriend and he’ll beat the shit out of him. • She will blow him off. • They’re generally not comfortable around women in the first place. If you’re walking down the street and stop at the nearest 24/7 to get a snack, and you spot this really attractive woman just outside who’s desperately looking for something in her girlie-bag … then if you don’t open your mouth … you will never ever see her again. Period! See, when you’re walking by that chick, how hard is it to say: “Hey … what’s up?” and naturally add something that gets the attraction going like: “So how much stuff is in there men have never seen in their lives?” 142
Don’t think too much when you’re about to say something, just do it. Open that mouth! She will definitely crack a smile and find it funny, trust me. We’re all dead meat in a couple thousand days anyway, so what have you got to lose? If you see an interesting and attractive girl … for fuck’s sake, get over there man! You only learn to play this game the hard way, so don’t chicken out just because someone throws a bucket of cold water. A lot of men will never be able to do this because they really are big pussies and c’mon … if it was that easy, anybody could do it. The whole thing is really f***in simple though. Just open your mouth and begin with: “HEY! …what’s up?” This clearly undermines the world’s most accurate rule engraved in stone: Survival of the fittest … and you’re conquest has just started and there’s no turning back. Sorry dude, you’re in this now. All right, the above example does sound pretty simple and easy for me to pull off, but most guys still have problems getting it to work and usually have one question that’s buzzing in the back of their heads: “Well … but what do I say to her next? I can’t just say hi can I?” Yeah, sure you can, that’s the whole point about it. The key is attraction. If she finds you sexy, you’re in. So far you know everything about how to create that attraction, the basic concepts and why it works. Now you need to build it into your game so you can start using it like there’s no tomorrow. All right, you’re standing in front of her … what’s next? Don’t tap her on the shoulder, don’t mumble, don’t whisper and don’t you ever say: “Excuse me … err … do you know what time it is?” or: “… you got a minute… I just wanted to tell you that you’re absolutely stunning”. Makes me barf my breakfast fruit loops. A simple: “Hey … what’s up?” will do. Now you have to make up your mind with what style you want to proceed. I will give you the option to choose from two different pick-up styles. One more thing before we go into that …
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Be persistent If a girl says no … don’t bail out man. Get in there! Some girls are either shy and don’t know what to say and are kind of hesitant in their way, others don’t respond the first time at all and say: “Err … what do you want?” You have to be persistent here but don’t be ignorant and pushy if she literally wants you to hit the road. But two or three small “No” signs from her shouldn’t scare you off. Just keep going. Persistence is important when dealing with hotties when they give you the attitude, but for now just bare in mind that no means yes, and yes means harder. Ride on … 3. Pick her up There are four sorts of womanizers in this world (if I should be wrong just tell me, it’s all good) who know how to pick up girls. Each one has a different approach and is pretty good at exercising the art. Here they are: • • • •
Real men . Natural Players. Artists. Playboys .
Real Men is your new sexy personna, your foundation if you will. The other two are two very different pick up styles that take it even further, but only work if you are what women want. If you’re lacking this one, work on it before you proceed. (Note: I’ve excluded others like bad boys, ladies men, Casanovas, pimps, hustlers, gentlemen, womanizers, booty kings or whatever you wanna call it. They are all subtypes of the two mentioned prototypes above, natural players and artists, that is. They have many similarities in their method and in their way of doing things. Therefore it’s real easy to put them into a group once you see the background) No matter what sort of hot-shot you are with da ladies, you and “your way of doing things” will have something in common with everybody:
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a) Strong self-belief, attributes that women are looking for in a man (humor, confidence, challenge), balls, being cheeky, a smartass, knowing what buttons to press to create attraction, etc. b) A Game plan! Either being aware of it going step by step or practice it “unconsciously”. You know all the dirty tricks, how to overcome them and the fastest way of bagging a chick. Maybe you still don’t have a damn clue what I was trying to get across and yes, it does sound like a dry theory on macroeconomics so let’s get this down real simple … I’m growing gray hair here: Every guy that is successful with girls is - at least to a certain degree - a Real man, otherwise women would dump him like every other wimp and nice guy. Think of it as your foundation to build on. If you don’t have it, you’ll collapse and get crushed. But just by being a “Real Man” will give you such a big advantage and head start in this dating game that 99.9% of guys will probably never reach. You won’t even need to know how to pull for real because women will become naturally attracted to you. If you want to push it even further thou and become one of the “ultimate badasses” (I know, language!) and play this game in the top league, then you might want to consider another skillset. But before I go into this any further listen carefully: I know pulling and banging girls for fun is great, but some people just like to have a girlfriend or get married and they should if that’s what they want. If you do and this is your way of life and understanding of women and dating, stop reading right now. Work on being a Real man, don’t be a prick and play seven girls at a time whilst having a girlfriend who believes you are monogamous and you wouldn’t hustle other girls. I’m not being your good conscience either and telling you it is wrong to do that, just don’t be a complete asshole towards women aight? Good. You will have your game plan in your pocket and everything else you’ll need to get yourself a girl/woman and becoming a Real man. But I know you’re a horny lil’ devil so I’ll give you the option of joining the club and teach you solid game *evil grin* OK. Apart from all the successful men who give you the impression they were born with a special gift when talking to women (the traits women want), there are a bunch of guys who are shit-hot and pretty hardcore 145
when it comes to playing this dating game and collecting booty. They are the real deal, have all the traits women are looking for, but they have that cutting edge that boosts them over the top. I’m talking about “Players” here … the guys that have so much booty on the go that your normal ladies man looks like a chump. Now if you paid close attention to this book, you’ll know that your first step is to recover from that nice guy image and become a Real man, right? It does take some practice to get those new sexy traits, but then comes the real challenge where you will know if you are made to get laid! Being a Real man is a must! Without it, you’re most likely to fail anyhow because you don’t have anything of value and nothing a woman will get attracted to. Once you are what women want, you can proceed and select your pick-up style:
Pick-Up Style - Natural Players Players don’t really give a shit what the outcome will be. If they get rejected, they don’t care. A lot of them always go with their heads through the wall but on the other hand rarely miss an opportunity. Better try than not try at all. Basically, all you need is a couple of lines to grasp the concept: • “Hey … what’s up?” • “How ya doin?” • “You’re cute … what’s your name?” Remember that over 90% of what you communicate to a woman ain’t what you’re actually saying! Its body language and your voice tone. So the key that unlocks this door isn’t the slick combination of words, it’s HOW you say them. I know I’ve said this a million times already but it works just as quick as you can fuck it up! You need to get the right delivery and appearance down. Be cool, relaxed, smooth and say it sharp, aggressively with a cheeky grin on your face. You can say whatever you want and it doesn’t really matter because your overall appearance (body language plus voice) is already sexy for women. Hey, they make up their mind within the first 30 seconds of seeing/talking to you anyway.
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You really don’t need hundreds of amazing lines that make her laugh … you won’t need them because she already knows you’re sexy right after you said: “Hi … how ya doin?”. They know if you’re either a nerd or a bad boy within seconds so you have to get your sub communication and appearance straight. Ah man this shit is so hard to explain over text … Being a natural player is all about self-belief, confidence, knowing that you’re the shit and having a: “C’mon baby I know you want me,” attitude. And the real world shows that women do respond to that predatory behavior and instinct men sometimes have that subconsciously communicates into: “I like you … and I want you girl!” That’s why they are women … they want to be taken, not make first steps and lead the way. But a lot of players have a dark side: They are pretty selfish and yes, sometimes even a little rude, but that’s what works. Being a lean, mean motherfucker is better than a little, shy nice-guy who has never thrown an elbow in his life. I know it’s hard to describe how a natural player behaves over text, but here are some big no-no’s that can screw it up if you’re new: • Stuttering! - You’ll come off as nervous and not confident. • If you talk too fast. - Makes you look clingy. Talk sexy, calm and from your stomach. • Acting nervous – Duuuude! You can’t be insecure here. Relax! • Not leading – If you don’t lead or don’t know what to say next, you’ll get a blowout or a fake number. • Breaking eye contact – Don’t look around or at the floor, look her in the eyes man! • Keep your hands low – You’re not Italian, are you? So don’t try to cut air and eagerly wave your hands around. Shoulders wide, chest out and use facial expressions if you wanna be cheeky.
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• Acting overly surprised when she responds to you: “Oh my God, she’s actually talking to me …” Don’t act like a geek! • Don’t buy drinks, don’t buy her shit, don’t fall for a bitch trick, don’t crumble if she gives you a little attitude … keep pushing and persist a little. You gotta know what you want and go for it! … and most of all: chill and be cool! It really ain’t that hard.
Pick-Up Style - Artists Have you ever seen a con artist at work? A con artist is someone that has some kind of a routine (or many strung together) to scam you out of your money. You’ve probably seen one of them before in your city at night, the ones that sit on the pavement shuffling three cards and make you guess which one the Queen or Ace is … for money, of course. But it’s rehearsed and almost practiced to perfection so you only have a slim chance of winning. You will end up believing nothing happened, but he’s got your loot. (Go and watch “The Sting!” with Robert Redford or book a trip to a good old tourist hotspot like Spain. The moment when you get conned out of half your €€€ without even realizing it, you’ll know who you were dealing with) Some ladies men have the same artist-approach when dealing with women. They do know how attraction works and have the tools, but instead of walking the walk and just being cool and sexy, they craft and rehearse sharp pick up lines. Everything is planned to the smallest detail, as in what to say when she says this and how you can overcome every small hurdle to get to the panties. You don’t “con” her, but you do make use of fabricated lines that hit home like a cannonball. Please note: This is a very sleazy and slick way to game women but, hey, whatever it takes. If you get all messed up by a middle-class morality just shut it out - you only have this one life. But it is up to you how you want to continue: After you’ve read this book, you can either study line after line, rehearse it, go out and gain experience with it until you have it down like some kind of routine you do every time you’re out. You will have to ride on that road someday … at least to a certain degree to practice your verbal attraction skills etc.
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BUT, there comes a point where you’ll have to drop ‘em all. Every line you once created, every slick move you pulled and burn every piece of paper with notes about this topic. To be able to do it flawlessly, you can either practice like a moron 24/7 until you have it down, or drop it and just be. I know shitloads of guys who go out with hundreds of routines they created in their room and just ramble them off like they’re some kind of machine. This is fine and yes it does work if your delivery is congruent and flawless, but just take it easy with the crafting ok? There’s no point in becoming a freak who’s brain got hardwired in a way you won’t be able to have a normal conversation and a lil’ chit-chat no more. But what you still need to realize is that almost EVERY amazing line has its origin from the drawing board. You might have created it in your head, read it somewhere or crafted it on your desk chewing on that pencil of yours. The crucial point is to be able to jump to the next level with it because at some point, everything you do has to come from your gut and become instinct … that’s when you step up and became a real Playboy! Now … instead of going: “Hey … I like you girl … what’s your name?” you engage in a more stimulating conversation and start pushing the attraction from there. First of all you walk over and say: “Hey … what’s up?” Nothing changes here. But instead of “telling” her what you want and kinda take it with aggressive behaviour, you ASK her whatever you want and create attraction from there. Remember, you don’t hit on women, you show her that you’re not like every other guy and can actually talk like a cultured person. You lean back, are witty, make her laugh and feel connected until she likes you and then use that fishing rod to reel her in. To be honest it’s the more classy and James Bond type of style: You use more charm than rely mostly on heavy confidence. But the principles stay the same: She has to like you and be attracted to you before you can jump to the next stage in the game plan. Anyhow, you said hello, now what? Simple … Ask her something! Anything but something a wimp and nice guy would do: Nick:
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“… What?” *smile* “… yeah that’s true”
Nick:
“Eoow, you’re so silly.” ☺
Girl:
“Tehehe”
…and then you just take it from there and create more attraction, like Nick:
“Aww you’re cute … c’mon, pout for me for 1 sec” or “you try doing it, c’mon pout …”
Girl:
*pout*
Nick:
“Awww … hey! I didn’t say a kissy-face” *grin*
You really just ask her anything you can create attraction from. It is bullshit I know, but it works. Here are some more you can use: • “Hey … would you date a millionaire?” (Bust her balls for being greedy) • “Do women get more jealous than guys?” (Make up some story and start teasing her) • “Why are women so much into bad boys?” (You’re actually asking for trouble here *evil grin*) • “What exactly is the difference between a g-string and a thong?” (How is a guy supposed to buy birthday presents for his girls *g*) • “Would you ever go out with a guy like Jack Osbourne?” (He’s a ladies man because he’s famous and loaded but looks like a geek and has the biggest man-boobies ever) • “What’s up with girls and the color pink?” (Think man, think. How many girls love to wear pink? Same thing with shiny & sparkly stuff)
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Practice creating attraction, make up your mind and craft your own lines, they’re all mine, mine mine! :P Follow up Another big issue is what you say AFTER that little line. Remember that everything has a very tight structure but you will need to leave some space for flexibility. If you just go up to a woman and spit a line at her like: “Hey, why do so many women like the color pink?” she might respond with: “Err … why are you asking me this?” You know why she’s asking you this? Because you haven’t structured anything yet! Empty words won’t bring it home, they just get you started. You will need a follow up if you wanna play a tight game. If you don’t have it down just yet with the body language and appearance to create enough attraction right away, you will need to follow up on your intro. If she says: “Why are you asking me this?” she’s simply looking for a reason. You went in cold man. In that case you need some time to turn up the heat and that’s why you will need to give her some kind of reason why you walked up … and by that I don’t mean: “I just want to get into your panties baby”. Structure it properly, like: “Is it true that …” or: “I heard that blah blah …” and then follow up! • “It’s my flatmate’s birthday coming up and like 80% of her clothes are either pink or sparkly … does she really need another pink sparkly top? Give me some female advice here …” • “I know that they’re trying to turn guys into metrosexuals with all those pink shirts n all … you wouldn’t have anything to do with that would you?” But you immediately see that this style is more … what’s the right word here? … more structured and has a tighter game plan. It does have more of a straight line to follow and doesn’t really leave any room for flukes or anything. You know, you create and practice some shit until it’s a part of you until you do it subconsciously and don’t need to think anymore like: “Damn … what do I say now … oh no, maybe that line is better at this
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point and if I switch it around with line Z, I might pull off a big one …”. … Well not THAT geeky but y’ know what I mean. This approach is very well structured (just don’t mention bureaucracy here *grin*) and is built on a lot of small pieces that need to be mastered that will ultimately get you what you want … laid, that is. Every little piece in your gameplan can be explained: from your intro, how to pass her tests, avoiding her freaking out, exactly what to say and how to seal it so she turns up again. It’s the complete opposite of the natural player approach who doesn’t give a damn and conquers girls by just doing it. It comes from your gut and not your brain no more. It becomes instinct, not planned and structured. In the end, it’s not really you but a perfectly crafted line and tool you happen to hold in your hands. Of course it works because it is designed to work and you perform it well out there, but it’s not really you. It’s just skin-deep! To be honest, I can’t really tell you which style is “better” to pull women. Both are unique and work better for some people than others. Try both though and use what does work best for you. What I can tell you though is that real game is played from your gut! Ultimately the artist needs to be pumping in your veins (like the natural player) and shouldn’t be rubbed on and rubbed off. Faking is easy … better start living it. Now get ready for another quantum leap …
Pick-Up Style - Playboys There must be something that is bigger, better and greater when it comes to known womanizing and macking girls … something the world hasn’t seen yet and surpasses the skills of natural players and artists. Being a “Real Man” is only the groundwork and the foundation of your game and the two pick-up styles below happen in the real world on a regular basis. They are:
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• Natural game like Players, and • Structured game like Artists. So what’s the next step? Think man, think … Becoming what women want and being able to outline what it takes was some sort of task indeed, but can you recall how I did it? I just filtered out what works from nice guys and wimps (well, almost nothing that is), extract the useful stuff that works for jerks (like half of it) and added the rest that needed to be added, and you have the real man. Wimps, Jerks … Real Man! Now you have your natural player in your favorite nightclub downtown and sleazy artists that have tight game. How do you jump to the higher plateau called The Playboy? Wouldn’t the next step be some sort of a combination of the two plus more goodies that pushes it to a whole new level? Playboyz are guys that have tighter game than natural players and slick artists together. Just like real men have better and sexier traits than wimps and jerks combined! Only makes sense, doesn’t it? Now you have the Playboy … what does it take to become one? You know that there are only two known ways of picking up women up to today: a) You “just do it” because you were born or moulded by experience with that special something that works and makes you successful with women (natural players). b) There is the other part where you will start pulling if you fire in line after line that does press the right buttons and creates attraction. You have created those lines and sneaky little routines that work (like an artist). What I did was I broke everything down that goes on in the game and in my head to show you the code of the Matrix. Ultimately it only needs to become part of you so you will start doing it like nothing ever happened … which is the hardest part! You have to mix them together and completely forget anything that ever happened. You take both styles and mix them together and add some of 153
your own unique guy-flaws and traits (like being a big kid, loving cars, be a die-hard sport fan, whatever your personality has to offer) and just go out and have fun with it. You don’t think no more, you just do. You don’t con women … you attract women because you are what they want. No need to put it on big. Players on the other hand actually “hit” on women, Playboys don’t. They show a woman they have every attribute a woman could want in a man until she wants him. He just acts like he doesn’t need anything but still takes what he wants. It took me some time to figure myself out, especially the tools I use when interacting with women because so much I’m not even aware of it no more. But I still have some memorized routines stacked somewhere in my brain pocket but only because I crafted them a long time ago and I just talk. Playboys use a smarter approach and make use more of a structure in their game instead of going all bad boy on her. They hustle with style, class and have a hell of a tight game. But they don’t need to think, they just do. It’s not that aggressive and straightforward like players do and not that much of a micromanaged game plan either, you’re more of a smartass. That’s what being a Playboy is about! Doing it without too much thinking but doing it the smart way. You know how hard it was for me to suck out all the information that’s in my head and write it down on these blank sheets … including analyzing everything I do out there? That’s why it is so hard to explain this by text man. But I’m doing pretty good so far so let’s keep going. Let’s cover the game plan first and then go deeper into this. But try both methods and take what works best for you until you have it down Playboy-style. That’s Playboyskool! 4. Digits No matter what, you got to get her digits. But she will only give them to you if she likes you. This means she’s got to find you funny, interesting and know you’re confident and most of all feel some kind of an emotional connection. Here it is again:
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Find you funny. Interesting. Confident. Feel some kind of an emotional connection/bond.
If you’re lacking some of these and couldn’t establish any connection between you and her whatsoever, chances are high you won’t be able to get her on a date. See it this way: When you’re talking to a woman she doesn’t have a clue who you are at all. If she doesn’t have a reason why she should see you again, she will either give you a blowout right there because you came off as a complete freak or were not enough of a ‘real man’ for her to feel attracted to you. Or she will give you her number but when you call her, she went cold turkey on you because the attraction didn’t stick due to the lack of an emotional connection. You know, you crack a joke between your buddies, everyone laughs and the next day nobody remembers anything anymore. Same thing here … Don’t just hit her with stuff that creates attraction and immediately take her number if you know you can … she won’t turn up. Downplay the mysterious stranger and cheeky-face a little and give something back to cool it down and to make the attraction stick: • “Hey … I’m Nick. I’m nosy now … what was it you always wanted to be when you were a little girlie? Ahh but don’t say princess now *grin*. I always wanted to be a garbage man, really and I went like ‘mommy, when I grow up I want to become a garbage man and ride at the back of that truck’ … now I’m an entrepreneur doing the craziest things ever. Weird ain’t it?” • “I’m multi-cultural. I was born down in Cali but grew up in Europe. Let’s try a little French, say …” • “Did you know you’re able to … predict someone’s future/spot good personalities by looking a person deep in the eye? … here, let me show you … [take her hands and stare deeeeep in her eyes] mmh … interesting.” *smirk* I’m not just talkin’ bull to a chick here. I really talk about stuff that has happened to me. All these mini-stories tell her what a cool and interesting person I am. If you portray it right, she will want to hang out with you. But don’t communicate shit like: “Well … ehm … I drive a convertible
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and I’m good looking so what’s the matter?” because you’ll only get burned. She will want to know WHY you’re such an interesting guy, so tell her man! Why are you so damn cool? Because of your car and that you’re loaded and good-looking? Please … go back to the minors! You have to communicate an attitude and persona that is fun and that rubs off on people immediately, like: “I’m more interesting than most other guys, so go for it girl! Anyway, check this out blah blah blah”. Know what I’m talking about? Here some more pointers: • “You won’t believe what happened to me just about an hour ago…” • “Have you ever been/done … it’s so amazing, I might show ya …” • “Did you know that … / Is that true that …/ Tell me …” It really is a slick way of making the attraction stick and establishing a connection so she will want to see you again. Hell, she might find you sexy and hot but has no clue what kinda person you are … you might be sleeping with a blood axe or a gun under your pillow. So tell her something man, saves you a lot of time and effort if you do it right there. She does need a reason why she should see you again. If she is attracted to you and feels some kind of an emotional bond between you two (she knows you to some level), she will see you again. It really is that simple. It’s more than just fluff-talk, y’ know. Don’t do what everyone else does or says, be different! Just be cool, sexy and interesting, that’s all you need. So instead of going for her number right away when you see that she likes you and finds you sexy … make it stick man. Ask something about her, tell her something about you and THEN cut it short and go like: • “Wow … you know what, you’re kinda cool. I’m going to the city tomorrow … I got to buy a new cover for my mobile and do some shopping [or whatever], wanna come? Cool … 2pm at Central? Here, type your number down anyway … girls are always late [hand over mobile]”. • “Damn, I gotta run … we should continue this conversation though. What you doing tomorrow? Have you ever been blading/cooked sushi/to the mall and … [whatever]” 156
Don’t let her answer anything, just plug through and lead the entire conversation. Be cool and completely natural about it. Don’t go all: “Ehm … do you wanna have a drink sometime?” or even worse: “Can I take you out sometime?” Dude, please! What’s even better is to set up a date right then and there instead of calling her a couple days later and then make plans. Kinda gives her a chance to go cold turkey on you. Just say: “Whatchya doing tomorrow?” and take it from there to set it up. If you like to speed up things and aren’t a rookie no more, try a sleazy shortcut: • “Hey listen, you guys seem to be pretty cool (if she’s with a friend) and yeah, I think you can hang out with us. We got a housewarming going on tonight at 28th street. You should drop by … bring your girlfriends. Here, type in your number (hand over mobile) … party starts at 10pm. Cya there.” Just don’t blow your cover here coz it can easily backfire on you. Be smooth baby! 5. The Date You have a number, nice. But do you think you’re home? Hell no! The best way is still to make a date right then and there before you even attempt to mention anything about digits. That way you can still take her number at the end of your little convo, but spares you a lot of trouble like trying to reach her again for setting up your first date. Let’s say you couldn’t do it because you’re still too green but you managed to plow through her shitty tests and finally got her real number. Now what? (Note: Don’t fall for a landline number if she’s got a mobile). You can either: • Call her, or • Text her. If you happen to be one of those sad bastards that don’t have a mobile … get your ass to town, this ain’t the 80s no more. What … you still here?
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Right … texting does have its advantages because you don’t really have to worry that much about getting nervous. If you call, never ever leave a voice message if you’re not skilled. She will see that you called under “missed calls” anyway and will hit the green button or send you a message. Once you’ve got a new number, you’ll most certainly ask yourself three questions before calling or texting her: 1. When do I contact her? 2. What do I say? 3. Where do I take her? A lot of players and other big cahunas do wait at least one day before recontacting a woman (the day after tomorrow, that is) to let her know you’re hard to get and don’t make you look like you’re desperate. Think of it as a rule of thumb in the dating game. But there are slicker ways: Call or text her the next day… why wait! She knows you’re going to call and if she already knows you’re the real deal, she wants you to call her anyway. Do it while it’s on and leave no chance of letting it slip or going cold. If you were mashed the night before though, wait until that hangover has vanished. Next problem: What do I say? Just continue the conversation where you left off, tease and bust her balls a little. Make her laugh, make her feel comfortable and always fire up the attraction a little. Keep it short though because you don’t want to talk for an hour or waste about 10 messages till you have her ready to meet you again. Make it quick and simple man. Most guys don’t get nowhere even close to this point … you know why? Because they are way to fucking nice again! Here are some examples: -
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- “What time could I meet you at?” - “Could I/May I/is it ok if I …”yadda yadda yadda Listen man, if she detects that you are another nice guy who’s damn insecure, can’t lead and doesn’t have the slightest clue what women might want and look for in a guy, then AT LEAST drop that nicey-nice touch. It fucking bores women and makes ‘em puke, really! No “can I’s, no “please”, no “is it ok if …” or anything similar that makes you look like a wimp. Don’t play the perfect gentleman, don’t ask for permission and don’t think: “Oh God, I’m the luckiest guy on earth if she goes out with me.” Just do it and take what you want man, no biggie. Okay, instead of calling you decide to give her a quick text. Hold on … damn soda … *BELCH*!! … sorry bro *evil grin* Right, you decide to text her … what would you write? Remember, anything nice or boring and you’re as dead as Methuselah. • “Hey you wannabe angel, you behaving? … Yeah right. What’s up? Nick” • “Hey you. Stop thinking about my sexy body, it ain’t 4 sale, I got feelings too you know? ;-P I'm going to town tomorrow/on Thursday, wanna keep me company? Nick” If you’re sick of texting girls and arranging dates in this impersonal way, go ahead and call her. Continue where you left off, make her laugh and make a smooth transition to: “We should get together”. Be chilled out and relaxed when you call, she ain’t gonna bite. She most certainly will be thinking: “Uuhh, when is he gonna call?” or telling her girlfriends: “… grrr, he hasn’t called yet, should I? Naw, that’s a man’s job”. Keep it short and neat, don’t yak for hours on the phone. Never make a harsh transition from a random topic to you asking if she wants to come to town and get some coffee or whatever. You know, like: You:
“… and you won’t believe this, I fried my mobile … I threw it in the washing machine and it was toast. See you’re not the only one who’s blonde …”
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[waiting impatiently] “uh-huh … yeah …”
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“So … you wanna go for coffee tomorrow?”
Kinda looks like you were just waiting all that time to ask her out. That’s why so many guys will instantly get a bullshit excuses like -
“I got yoga-class, I can’t.” “I’m working.” “My friend is visiting me and I can’t leave her by herself.” “I’m going down south for a week, but call me again tomorrow.” “Hold on, someone is on the other line … can you call me back?” “My battery is going to die.” “Saturday? Ok, call me again on Saturday.”
If she wants to get rid of you, she will do it the sneaky way. They never say: “Fuck off, I’m not interested”. They either don’t text back at all or give you BS. If they are interested but are just playing a little hard to get like Cosmo told ‘em (I’m telling you this mag is the root of all evil … and not even a single naked hooter in there at all). If they wanna see you they will clear the way for you and tell you when they’re off, don’t worry: “Well I’m working tomorrow and the day after, but I’m free on Thursday”. Most importantly, don’t be a goddamn wimp. Tell her when and where to meet you like: “At the mall next to whatever at 1pm, that ok for you?” Girls don’t like to make big decisions, be a man and lead all right? But either way, calling or texting has the same rules and principles. Keep it short and get her on that date. Thus make her laugh, fluff a little and cut it short with something like: - “Listen, I gotta run … you’re up for helping me buy a new shirt. I can get you at … say … 2pm at Starfucks, okay pumpkin?” So she’ll meet you again, where do you take her? This right up front: Classic dates are out and trust me, you will get buried alive if you try to: -
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- And so on… On your first date how different are you going to be if you take her to the movies like the other 41 men she used to date who had the same idea? Hello? You have to be creative and different from the rest of the guys out there man. Don’t push for drinks at night in a bar/pub, its way too obvious. Do something natural and exciting, don’t be a schmuck who just wants to bang the living shit out of her by getting her drunk … that’s for later ☺ Try this: -
Go window shopping in town. Go bowling. Take her ice-skating. Rent some roller skates. Go to the park and fool around. Get some coffee.
You don’t need to pay a lot to go to such venues and you’re able to talk in peace. Movies and restaurants are really lame on first dates - do that later after you’ve had sex with her. I mean c’mon, you don’t wanna take her to the movies on your first date. What the hell can you do in a dark room apart from quietly staring at the screen and trying to picture her naked. And if you’re in a restaurant, you can only have a decent talk until the food arrives. After that it’s just a conversation with a mouth full of French fries and stinky onions traveling across the table. Go to the park, tag her and say: “You’re it” and run away. Or pick her up and carry her over to the pond and say: “Soo … you wanna go for a swim?” Or steal her cigarettes and make her fight for them (pussy-cat example, remember?). Window shopping doesn’t cost anything either, just have fun, be playful and a cheeky bastard and get to know her. Get the point? Many think that you have to play the “cool dude”, impress her and hand her compliments. That is so wrong. It’s about attraction and having fun, nothing more. It doesn’t matter where you go as long as you are cheeky (plus interesting, see next chapter) and get that verbal attraction going so she has a great time being with you.
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Once she gets attracted, there’s nothing she can do against it because she can't decide if she feels that way or not. It just happens and she falls under your spell. So remember to stay cool, sit back, take it easy and have a great time. Tease her, bust her balls, be playful and she’ll come closer than you think. Goody, now let’s move on to something you have to be aware when you meet her: Date tests She will test you on that date so be alert because they are very subtle indeed! Recall that women want to see if you are boyfriend material or someone they’d rather be “friends” with. If you wanna be her girlfriend, go ahead and be all nice to her until she starts telling you all her problems and other boring gossip. Either way, you can’t bang her. So what do you do? It’s good to be bad, don’t forget. Okay, you’re on a date and you have to keep your eyes open for her shitty tests. Women often aren’t even aware that they test men, they just do it. Just play better than her and you’ll be fine. Here are some of the most common tests you’ll encounter: 1. I can’t make it … loser She cancels your date last minute: “Hey I’m really sorry but something just came up [whatever it may be].” She doesn’t offer another specific time/date to see you either so you fucked up! Your early game might be sour so you better cross out all your mistakes that it doesn’t happen again. Sometimes it’s a test (especially hotties like to do that) so you hit her back with a: “Listen I don’t like your attitude baby, a commitment is a commitment…” Works wonders but if she says: “No.”, you just got the big L. Get your game up to speed and make sure it doesn’t happen again! 2. A double shit burger for me please She will want to find out if you put up with any of her shit and can handle her. Trust me, especially hot women test you early on if they can behave like a bitch and can easily get her way around you or not. Does it bother you if she turns up late and do you get a little upset or do you immediately forgive princess and are just thankful that she turned up? Duuuude! Don’t take any of her shit, be a man!
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3. No, I’m in control … biatch! Although most girls don’t like to be in control all the time, they still crave it to a certain degree and that’s what they want to find out. How much can they manipulate you and gain power. This one any familiar to you?: “No honey, not tonight. I’ve got a headache, maybe tomorrow if you’re a good boy”. Don’t let it happen to you and let her know. Mostly it starts with little harmless things like: “Can you get me a glass of water?” or choosing the pizza toppings. Don’t be a jerk, but don’t be a yay-sayer and agree on whatever they demand. 4. Feeling insecure? If there’s one mistake you can’t allow to happen its clingy behavior. You’re not a dog on a leash that follows her everywhere she goes. If you can’t lead and you act all clingy, women get immediately turned off! No wonder, you’re lacking confidence big time. Don’t ask her constantly what she wants to do or where she wants to go. If you’re on that date, wander off for, like a minute, and let her check on you. Don’t dedicate every single minute of your attention to her, be cool about it. You’re not just babysitting here y’ know, let her work for your attention too. 5. I want sex, now, now, now! They immediately detect if you’re needy and desperate for sex. The more you want it the less you’ll get it. Simple. Don’t get me wrong though, of course she wants to get jiggy if you’re hot and sexy, but don’t push it too fast early on. She needs to know if you’re not like every other guy who has “only” naked tits on his mind and can hold a conversation without checking out her ass all the time. What should I talk about? Have a great time when you’re together and don’t bore her to death with lame-ass topics. Trust me she’ll tell all her girlfriends how her date was, and if the only thing you talked about was how national GDP has been affected by new income tax legislations, you won’t see her again. Don’t go back when white meets bread man, you know what women want. So what subjects should you avoid and which ones are just plain boring to women? C’mon, think man:
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- Politics:
If you’re not running for mayor, don’t lecture girls like a nerd!
- Maths:
You must have gotten shitloads of wedgies in high school bro *evil grin*
- Computers: I don’t think she leeches porn from a p2p network and surely doesn’t care how fast your CPU is. - Football:
Yes they like the players, but don’t you ever talk non-stop about “the game”. But let her try to explain the offside rule to you, it’s just too funny. *grin*
- Cars:
Unless you depend on a shiny dick extension, go ahead and give her a full description of the newest car models available including their performance measures and why your ride tops all of them. Yawn!
- $$$:
Women are gold-diggers, but don’t be a rich snob and use flash money. You don’t need to impress her by how much money you make a year and what wheels you’re driving. You want her to like you because of your personality, not your toys.
- Sex:
Don’t talk dirty until she’s naked. Yeah they do talk about sex and men like us talk about sports and tits, but don’t you touch that subject until you’re making out at your crib or you’ve already shagged her.
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You: “Actually I’m an electrician but this day I had to cover for my friend who runs a plumbing firm … so this rich woman called up and when I rang the doorbell she …” [be creative] “I work as an electrician, but I’m a die-hard football fan and I get to travel a lot too … last week I had the greatest paella ever, I was in Spain near the beach, you know, Champions League … have you ever been to Spain?” “I always had this thing going for electronics … you ever planted a bug in someone’s room and listened in? I might show ya if you can behave.” Get it? Being cheeky alone doesn’t cut it really because it doesn’t say much about yourself, that’s where this stuff comes in pretty handy. First you make her laugh (being cheeky to create attraction), and then portray your interesting self (what amazing things you do and how cool your life is). If you can deliver both the right way, she can’t wait until things escalate. KISSING This is easy. Let’s be honest, when you’re in a club/pub dancing away, how hard is it to get a snog? Damn right. But this ain’t the nightlife yet, you’re on a date during the day sober as an Irishman … I mean judge somewhere in town or in a coffee shop (I hope *lol*). If you haven’t kissed her yet, dammit go for it! You could’ve done it when you pulled her but fuck it, just finish strong than not at all. Kissing is all about timing and instinct. Stop talking for a moment, look her deep in the eyes, sort of look at her with shiny/glowy eyes and slowly go for it. I mean what’s big to say here, just kiss her bro. Do it smoothly though, no need for going all caveman all right? And save the big make outs for when you’re at yours. Still a bit confuzzled? Try this: • On a scale from 1 to 5, how good can you kiss? (doesn’t matter what she says, just say “let’s find out”)
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• Do you know the 1-2-3 game? I’ll show you … (kiss left cheek, say 1. kiss right cheek, say 2 … pause, grin and go for it.) • I need a cuddle … (c’mon, where do you think I’m getting at ☺) Second Date/Home You don’t need to bang her on your first date, chill out man. But in any case, you have to go back to yours/hers if you want to have sex. You’re just getting kicked out of those pub toilets way too fast these days. If you meet her during the day on your first date, you can always get some drinks afterwards if you’re up for it and then grab a cab later if you end up completely mashed and horny. Don’t let her jump you in that taxi yo. Anyway … On your second date you obviously want to be at yours. Here are some moves for a slick set-up: - Tell her you’ll cook something and she should bring the food (or the other way around). - Say: “Do you know how to make rainbow-jello? All right, I’ll show you …” - Rent a DVD and tell her to get some popcorn and potato chips. - Show her your stamp-collection … just kidding bro *lol* Don’t use those old lines from 30 years ago like: “Wanna see my new stereo” or: “Wanna party at my house?” Be different, have some weed … erhm … I mean cookies at yours … whatever line you use make it sound natural and don’t use lines that have been used way too much. If you were funny, interesting, smooth, and you did portray those sexy qualities women want in a guy, she will tag along … At yours, give her the grand tour to make her feel comfortable (Easy on the bedroom though). Show her something cool, like a painting that you did, pictures of your last holiday trip, your fake emmy-award … you know, interesting stuff.
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6. SEX You guys are getting on well and she’s enjoying your company, now you want to see her naked because you’re just a guy with a penis like me and everyone else reading this. (Yeah you heard me girls, stop reading this book will ya? Ain’t for little nosy-pants) She already knows you’re a guy who thinks about sex every 7 seconds, but if she thinks you’re hot she will want to go down on you. The only things that can fuck it up for you now are: a)
You can’t make a smooth transition until it escalates to sex. She is at yours, she likes you and yes she thinks you’re sexy … otherwise she wouldn’t be here. If she feels awkward or bails out, you were not smooth enough and couldn’t make her feel comfortable at your crib. Work on that ASAP, but like anything it may take a little more time. You can always settle for another date so don’t worry. A “no” doesn’t mean “fuck off” here, it just means NOT YET!
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Some girls still have this: “We are girls, we can’t behave like sluts because it’s wrong”, implanted from the media. It’s not their fault. A guy who fucks 100 women is da king whereas a woman who had sex with 100 men is considered a slut. Media and society’s fault, not yours. If you’re making out and she gets all horny, some voice in her head might tell her that according to the rules and what people say (society, her girlfriends) she shouldn’t have sex with you so early. If she pushes you away or says: “We’re not going to have sex”, just say: “ok …” and keep going. That way you bypass her guard (and especially that society crap) because she IS all horny and doesn’t want you to stop either, but that little voice you know … I once had a girl completely naked on my bed and she says: “No we’re not going to have sex tonight …” I just replied with “OK …” kept kissing her for another 2min and suddenly … “do you have condoms?” It’s evil but it works.
Another quick note regarding those smooth transitions I was talking about. Remember you had some food, were watching a DVD on your couch or were just wandering about in your pad. Without foreplay you won’t get her clothes off, so you’ll need to make out first. Just start kissing her again and let things sloooowly escalate. 167
You don’t need an “ok” from her to do stuff, just do it but do it smoothly and not like a freak. If you still have trouble getting physical or feeling a bit nervous, just grab a pillow and say: “Can you pillow-fight?” Or even start fun wrestling with her. You see, it’s a sneaky way of getting physical without feeling awkward because you’re allowed to touch each other. From there it’s a piece of cake till you’re making out, just keep the transition smooth. Women don’t get turned on the same way like men do. We just get a hard-on and that’s it, whereas women need that silly foreplay (think of it like heating up water until it boils … takes a while). Once you keep it going, they don’t want you to stop so keep going anyway all right? Hot Zones She won’t let you fuck her till she’s horny as hell. You know how to do that right? When you’re making out with her, what exactly do you do? You tongue her down and start touching her all over the place … not bad, can you specify. Women have 3 areas where they are extremely sensitive and if you touch/kiss those “hot-spots” they get turned on very quickly: 1) Lips, neck, shoulders, earlobes & ear. 2) Tits & nipples. 3) Pussy, clitoris, G-spot. All right now listen, the fastest and easiest way to get a woman horny is her neck. Kiss or suck it and she melts. Another one is her ear: Stick your tongue in there and grab on to something. I know it sounds pretty gross sticking your tongue into someone’s ear, but you’ll be surprised what happens *evil grin*. 1st base is so easily accessible and does the trick already. Now you suddenly feel that desperate urge to see and touch her bare tits, right? But that frigging bra doesn’t want to open. If you spend minutes trying to open that damn thing, she’ll get annoyed and it can spoil the mood. You know how to open a bra within 2 seconds single-handed? Okay, pay attention … The bra You’re struggling to get to 2nd base because her bra won’t snap. Sometimes girls still leave their options open and blame it on you if they wanted to have sex or not. You know, they tell their girlfriends the next 168
day: “Well … it just happened”. If that’s the case, you will need to get that fucking thing open ASAP. If you can’t get it open, she might change her mind or might think it’s your first time and YOU are screwed instead of you screwing her. You can always slip your hand under her bra and yes she might help you, but open that thing in 2 seconds and you won’t have no trouble at all. There are 5 different kinds a bra can be sealed/locked with: -
Hooks. Zippers. Buttons. Laces. Strip fastener.
Most bras come with hooks these days and about 98% of girls are wearing one. The rest ain’t wearin nothing at all so you’re cool. *g* The reason why so many guys have trouble opening such a bra is because they have never ever seen such a seal in their life. Think about it: only bras have those little tiny hooks and most guys get to see their first one when they’re what … teenagers maybe? All right, you’re making out and want to open that bra. Use your right hand, move it along her back until you find the seal of her bra. If you’re looking at her tits and have your fingers on that seal, you will need to push the right side of that bra to the left. Use your index and middle finger to get a good grip on the seal on the left side of the strap (grab it like you’re holding a cigarette) and with your thumb push the right side inwards, towards her back and a bit to the left so the hooks snap right out of the lock. Done! Practice makes perfect, and once you have this sneaky lil’ move down, nothing can stop you from scoring. Undies Now listen homes, the moment you take her panties off you try to hide them. Why? Why do you think … for safekeeping, d’oh ☺ At your crib:
● Fling them under the mattress, not the bed. Nobody ever checks down there.
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● Hide them in your pillow case ● In your bed sheets. Must be the last place she’ll think about If you hide them during foreplay, it’s easier than stealing a kid’s lolly. If girls get really aroused during foreplay you know what happens? They close their eyes and they can’t see shit what you’re doing behind her back. You haven’t heard that one from me buddy *evil grin* Anyway, if you’re at hers put them in your shoe and walk out or wear them under your boxer shorts. You’ll be walking like a fag but it will be worth the laugh ☺ It’s so funny when they ask you the next morning: “Nick, have you seen my panties?” and you trying not to burst out laughing and be totally cool about it by answering: “Nope, no idea … did you have any on?” Have fun collecting smelly thongs and g-strings people … or you can sell them on ebay, I don’t care *grin*
Bang her Eat her out, tap that ass, pull her hair, longdick her and pump her brains out until she cums … do what you wanna do, but do her right. Note: Always wear a johnny! One in 20 have an STD in the UK and it’s getting worse because nobody cares no more. I don’t want that shit to happen to any of you boys, so stay frosty and never be short of condoms! 7. RELATIONSHIP Once you’ve had sex with a girl you can keep her and enter a long-term relationship or call a cab, throw her out and delete her number. This decision is entirely up to you. If you like her then keep her, if you just wanted to fuck her then, well … ditch the bitch. But if you like her looks and personality then start seeing her, why not?
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If you don’t like her because of whatever it may be … steal her panties and be gone with the wind. But don’t you ever enter a relationship before you’ve had sex with her. You play by your rules, not theirs. You wouldn’t buy some wheels you haven’t had a test drive in would you? I know a sentence just like that upsets a lot of people but what can I say … welcome to the 21st century! Once you shagged her you can take her to the cinema, take her out to lunch and be all romantic and shit. Just don’t overdo it and turn nice and clingy again. Remember: “What goes around comes around”. There’s no need to be rude or screw girls over okay? Playboys do everything with class and a certain flare, jerks don’t. Choose your ways and words wisely!
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PART 8 - Hotties Most men want to be able to pull poster girls or generally just really stunning women but often fail to do so. Pulling random girls is much simpler than pulling a hottie because there’s more to it. Doesn’t change the fact that every guy wants a nice piece of ass so let’s break it down: Hotties are pretty confident, get hit on at least 50 times a day and have the power to choose and also manipulate men the way they want only because of her looks. Most men really are stupid … are you? If a woman is considered “hot” and really attractive (and trust me she knows she is), she has certain power over men. But on the other hand, she has that power mostly over guys she ain’t interested in. Every guy that starts drooling over her will get an immediate blowout. It’s the way it works dawg. Because of that hotties have just as hard a time finding a (real) man as nice guys trying to get laid. Why? Think about the facts man: - 8 out of 10 guys are nice, clingy and wimpy. If they come across a real attractive woman, they’re trying to be EXTRA nice and would never ever do something she didn’t like. Does that spark any attraction? Nope, but you’ll become another one of her girlfriends for effort or she’ll just ignore you for being such a moron. Being polite and clingy doesn’t get you nowhere son. - Jerks have attitude, but often lack game or the balls necessary towards stunners. Truth is, they mostly are the only sexy guys available in the big pool we call world. If you were a Carmen Electra look-alike, who would you want? A real man of course. But then reality bites and such guys ain’t easy to find so they go for the jerk-type. Makes sense, don’t it? Basics Hot girls have had 2 crucial experiences in their lives: 1. Men started turning heads, started to ogle, to whistle and got the: “Hey baby, nice ass”, look on their face whenever she walked by. They started to ask her out, bought her gifts, made compliments (the whole
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shabang man) and she got hit on more and more … only because of her looks. 2. At some point she started to realize that a lot of men actually found her attractive. Why? “Hmm … lemme see … is it because I look good? Yeah that’s it. Let’s play”. Get it? It’s just a natural process that happens to a very attractive woman at some point in her life. It’s a great ego-booster too so watch what you’re boosting. But because this world is filled with punk-ass wimps and nice guys, there is no stopping it. Almost every stunning girl knows that she’s hot which like you might have experienced yourself – generates arrogance and her often turning into a cold bitch towards men. She knows she can have many men … but not really the right ones that is. If you knew you could have almost every woman, you wouldn’t go for second best would you? You’d shoot down every minger, fattie, pig and greaseball until a hot one crosses your way. They do exactly the same: They blow out every nerd, geek, nice guy, wimp and wannabe until the right man walks by and talks to her. The first task that has to be completed for you is to become a real man. If you still have too many traits that ain’t sexy and bore women, you will need to dig ‘em up and throw ‘em away. Otherwise you will crash and burn hardcore baby. “Yo Nick, I ain’t no lame-ass wimp no more! I’m doing strong these days, now tell me how to bag a real nice piece of ass” Right on homes… The aggressive or the smart way? Hotties want sex just as much as you do. Heck, they would fuck YOUR brains out if you were the right guy who started talking to her. But you’re dealing with a stunner, so in that case you might want to modify your approach and add a little finesse. Girls in that league get chatted up about 100 times a day so you don’t want to be the next guy who gets blown out like it was nothing. Different league, different rules! You need to be better, smarter, more confident and wittier than every other guy she’s met before, or you can pack your bags bro. 173
There are two ways to pull a hottie: a) Be aggressive and go get her b) Make her think you’re not interested but keep talking You can either go the aggressive but smooth Player-way (see chapter 7) and get her by “just being bad boy” or … you add some moves and play it smart. Note: Don’t get me wrong, both ways work and I can’t favor one over the other because YOU have to choose the things that work best for you. I just played this game for so long that I know what a man is able to do in what way. But my job ain’t to brag about how great this and that works and how many I pulled with this line, it’s all about laying out the options, styles and methods for you to choose. All right, let’s talk about that dirty playboy move: First of all she knows guys … meaning that most of them only talk to her because of her looks and to get into her pants. Once you open your mouth and talk directly to her, she already suspects what’s going on. The trick is to overcome that suspicion and make her wonder. Darn is this hard to explain like this … hope you’ll get it once you see some lines. Here’s a bunch of them: -
“I think you’ll make a great friend.” “Watch your drink.” “You’re allright I guess.” *tap tap* “Wheow, feisty … I think we get along great.” “Naw, I don’t think we’d get along we’re too similar but we can work something out. Have you ever …?” - “Eoow … you just spit on me.” - “Aww, too bad you’re blonde … but let’s see anyway, what’s E=mc2?”*smirk* She has to ask herself: “Oh my God, that’s weird. Is he not into me like all the other guys? What’s going on?” and then she gets curious and interested. You kinda play it down but secretly go for it. She has no clue what you are all about but she gets attracted. Attraction happens instantly remember? They can’t fight it, it just happens. Fire in camouflaged lines 174
and take it from there. It’s so sneaky, really. You’re different and behave like you’re not really interested in her, like she’s your sis’ or someone you happen to know but you still joke and fool around. If you do it this way she will stick around because she wants to find out more about you. If she knows you’re different and a real man, you’re almost home baby. But, you have to be the real deal and not make any wussy mistakes or you’re dead meat. Hotties have a real hard time finding a guy that doesn’t go all wimpy and nicey on her because of her good looks. They know they’re hot, so they want a man that is on their level … a real man. We both know how rare these boys are in the real world, so once they meet one, they immediately want him. Who knows when the next realguy comes around that has the guts to talk to her. If she gives you attitude A lot of times when you open your mouth and only say “Hey, what’s up” to a stunner, she gives you attitude, like: -
“What the fuck do you want?” “Where are your friends? Talk to somebody else.” “Buy me a drink?” “Do you actually think this works?” “Piss off!” “Yadda yadda yadda.”
You know why they try to shoot you down when you approach? Think man, think … If they get approached 100 times a day, it ain’t hard for them to figure out that most of these guys are not what they want. So with a little “fuck off attitude” they get rid of those annoying wimps/nice guys right away because if you ain’t got no balls when you are confronted by a high calibre woman, you instantly hit the bricks. You see, it’s almost like a test: If you don’t know how to talk, you walk. If you give some attitude back the same way she did like: “What’s wrong bitch? I’m just trying to talk to you.”, then everyone knows you can’t really handle such a woman if you get thrown off balance so quickly. Never ever fight attitude with attitude. If she gives you some, don’t go all bitchy on her. You have to be able to push her down smoothly, but not insult her or talk her down. You smoothly press her soft spots, the ones that create vulnerability!
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So how do you do it? It’s pretty straightforward: If she throws some attitude, ignore it! Don’t answer with anything that’s related to what she just said. Don’t bitch, don’t swear and don’t be rude just because she was. She has to be like that otherwise she’ll never get rid of those wimps and losers that come up to her. Okay, she goes like: “What the fuck do you want? Piss off!” and you ignore it completely. Now it’s your turn to open your mouth and say something. But what? You do the same to her as she tried to do to you. She tried to screw with your confidence so you’ll get lost. You on the other hand don’t want to get rid of her, but you want to lower her confidence and bitchiness. If you say she’s: “A stone cold bitch”, you’re right back in the minors again so don’t. You know how you can lower a woman’s confidence and self-esteem? You hit her where she’s vulnerable/insecure without being rude. Let me explain: If a woman is fat, she obviously doesn’t like being called a fat pig right? So her weight is where she is vulnerable. She doesn’t like being called a fat minger either because that will hit her insecurity. But you can’t call a woman “fat” because it’s rude and she will go apeshit. But if she sees someone who is slimmer and a perfect 10 and you say: “Daaaamn, she is so hot and cut I can almost see her ribs,” she will feel a bit insecure because she ain’t like her but maybe wants to be. You’ve hit her confidence pretty hard without having insulted her, agreed? Right … This was just a basic principle. Now you are dealing with a hottie who is a perfect 10 and she gives you attitude, what do you do? First of all, you don’t know where her insecurities are. Trust me, every woman has some of them, even the hottest ones. But where the fuck are they? Is it her hair that she doesn’t really like, a flaw in her face, her feet, her ass, her hands … you can only guess. Let’s say she doesn’t like being a brunette but doesn’t have the option of dying her hair. She’d really like being a blonde but can’t (because of whatever reason it may be, maybe she gets a rash). If you point out that her hair is nice but if she ever considered dying her hair, it might look 176
even better you hit her vulnerability. So how does that intel help us in pulling: If she gives you shit, you just ignore it and say: “Wow, I didn’t know that blondes … I mean brunettes have such an energy at this time a day.” *evil grin* You haven’t just created some of that attraction, she will be stunned too! She has lost the ability to shoot you down because you’ve hit her hard. The problem though is that you don’t have that kind of intelligence. You don’t know if she doesn’t like her hair, her feet, her nose, her cheeks, her nails … whatever, but you know what? It doesn’t matter. You don’t need to know where or what she feels insecure about and what her major insecurity is … You just create a new one! ☺ That’s right, you make something up that does the same trick and which lowers her confidence and self-esteem. You ignore it first, smile, turn it around and hit her back with something she would’ve never expected. You’re not insulting her either, you just point out one of her apparent flaws that never were. • “Aww you’re so cute, you remind me of my little bratty sister … you’ve got the same eye-color.” … •
“You’re … erm … *couch* … mascara/eyeliner is a bit smeared right … there.”
• “… *sniff* … can I offer you a Listerine/gum?” • “…is that a booger?” • “Wow … you’re amazing, are you always like that when you get nervous?” • “Oh my God you’re so cute, you with those little dimples when you smile/talk … Do it again, c’mon … say poo-peeh-pants.” • “Wow, I didn’t know that blondes have such an energy/charisma at this time a day … ”
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…and then go on with your conversation like nothing ever happened. It really works almost every time. Once I walked up to three girls and one was giving me hardcore attitude but I didn’t understand jack shit because of her weird accent. I just went with the gameplan, her girlfriends laughed immediately and she was shocked and now as nice as a pussy cat on a leash. A few more things to remember when dealing with hotties: • They want the best men out there because they know they can get them. • They’re affected by jealousy just like any girl. • Some are extremely greedy. For money, that is. • Men kiss the living ground they walk on. • They get shitloads for free just because of their looks (drinks, free entry to clubs, meals, jewellery…) and men are stupid enough to deliver. • By pressing her soft-spots/creating an insecurity, she goes numb. • They know that men are already attracted to them because of her good looks. Let her be aware that “looks” alone don’t do it for you. Raise the bar and be different! • Hotties know that men consider them as a trophy. Distance yourself by turning it completely around: “You know, I’m so sick of girls trying to grab my ass and go trophy hunting on me. I feel like a walking meat-market in here … I got feelings too you know.” *grin* and set up a slick challenge: “You sure you can handle me?” Which girl can resist that, ha! Always remember: The key to pulling a hottie is to be different and “better” than everyone else who tried/tries to pull her. Keep her on her toes man and don’t pussyfoot around. Go for it aggressively but be smooth and cool at the same time (how many times have I said “be cool” in this book already *lol*). And don’t forget … it still does take some balls. Make sure you grow some! So what’s more to say … go nuts! ☺
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Part 9 – Underground It’s time to get down! You will now need to practice creating attraction on the spot. Therefore I want you to get off your lazy ass, get yourself access to a computer and go online. Get yourself a coffee, take a piss and smoke a joint and let’s try this shit out. Nothing can happen yo, you’ll sit behind a screen and a keyboard. After you’ve completed the “basic training” you WILL get your ass out on the street. It’s time to break you in rookie! Online All right, listen up: The online world is lame, boring and goddamn annoying. But nevertheless it is a great place to practice the basic steps of attraction and to get your first skill levels up. It provides great training facilities such as • • • • •
Chats Personal ads Instant messenger Friends networks E-mails
…which enable you to think of a smart answer first and then type it down. On the street you can’t do that, the thinking process will need to go down way faster because you have to be able to think on your feet. But online is more or less just like texting girls … you can write it out first and then send it away. A great place to practice attraction! Now I really can’t be bothered getting into the online thing in great detail because to be honest … it just sucks. About 99% are complete wimps, nerds and nice guys who pester women with thousands of personal ads, emails or chat messages like: • “Hi, I’m John. I’m 5 foot 9, weigh 170lbs have green eyes and my hair colour is brown. I work as a manager at blah blah. I like to play snooker, go to the pub and watch the Premiership. I also love cooking.
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“I’m single at the moment but I’m a nice guy looking for a nice girl to share my life with. If you’re an attractive, spontaneous, intelligent and funny woman, I would love to take you out for dinner or even cook for you. If you’re interested, drop me a line. XX John” • “Hi there gorgeous, do you wanna chat?” • “Hello, how are you doing? I’ve just read your personal ad and I was just thrilled by your personality profile. I’m 28, live near London and work as a sales clerk. Currently I’m single but we could go out have a drink when you’re in central London sometime. By the way, call me Frank. Until soon, xx” • “Wow is that really you on that picture, you are hot. Can I get your number?” If you use lines like that, well … Have fun spanking the monkey peeps, I’ll send you a hankie *evil grin* But you get the idea. Macking girls on the net really is a dip in the shitbucket coz there are too many wimps and nice guys protected by a pc screen so they chat up anything. You’ll have to get the hell outta there as soon as you know the basic steps of attraction and you’ve gotten a couple numbers. The rules never change though. Be different! If you’re up for personal ads, write something like this:
“Hey, doesn’t it get kinda boring getting the same nicey- nice e-mails from the same guys over and over again? My finger would be pretty sore after deleting 500 e-mails a day :P Anyhow … I’m 4 foot 2, weigh 320lbs, have bright red eyes and just recently died my hair green. I know, I know, please … no autographs. So tell me, what would make me want you? Nick”
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You know, something cheeky like this … haven’t tried this online stuff for years man, been hanging too much in da clubs. Try it though and create your own style and lines, you’ll figure out pretty quickly how attraction works and how easy it is to light up a woman’s face. An even better way is to hit a chat room, but don’t you dare using wimpy shit again like: “Hey girls, are there any nice ladies who want to chat with me?” Same rules as on the street, you don’t go up to a woman and say: “Hey gorgeous, I just wanted to tell you how pretty you look” … BAM … blowout! You know how it works now, so fire in something aggressive and cheeky like: • “Sorry girls, I'm too wild for you.” • “You can’t handle me.” • “I heard that most women in chat rooms weigh 500lbs/have a funny accent/collect stinky socks… is that true?” •
“I’ll bite.”
You know, the usual dangling thread in front of a kitty. Never go all wussy on her and say: “Hey girls, are there any nice ladies who want to chat with me?” Same rules as on the street, you don’t go up to a woman and say: “Hey gorgeous, I just wanted to tell you how pretty you look”. If you want to spend more than just a couple of days online to gain experience, remember two things: 1. You need to get her number as fast as possible. No number, no go! Too many e-mails or chat sessions are a waste of time. Make it quick, you don’t want to be a nerd with your face glued to the screen 6 days a week. Get that number, and get her on the phone … fast! 2. Meet her on your turf! The distance between you two may be huge, and I don’t want you to get stranded in some godforsaken shithole. Sometimes it happens that she doesn’t turn up because the whole thing is giving her the heepy creepies. She hasn’t seen your ugly mug (*g*) yet apart from a picture maybe and since you can only write and maybe phone later on, the internet limits the ways you can communicate drastically. 90% is non-verbal, remember? But if you set up a meeting somewhere near your place, you won’t travel for nothing and yes, you’re close by your crib.
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3. Always demand an up-to-date picture of hers. You don’t want to ride out of a shitstorm if she turns out to look differently than expected. Oh yeah, by the way … your game plan will look a bit different in the cyberspace than on the streets. Once you’re patched in, rush through these steps: • • • • • •
Create attraction. Exchange pictures. Get her phone number. Call her to set up a date on your turf (not hers!) Meet her, get her excited and comfortable, then go to yours and, Bang the shit out of her like any gentleman would.
Don’t forget. The real game is played on the street, not behind a screen. Once you’re done with the cyberspace and have finally gotten some skills and experience, unhook the damn cable and get ready for real life … Let me give you something else that will strengthen your foundation before you enthusiastically slam the door and go for broke: The right attitude: All the theory and guidelines in this book have only one purpose: To show you the right track and guide you on your path. You will need to walk the walk by yourself. I know that this takes some balls, but at the end of the day it’s your gut and inner self that is the key to everything. It’s all about believing, so let’s set your mind straight with the right attitude: 1. Be a man You are a man so behave like one. Don’t deny that you love sex, have a dick and that you think about “it” every … what … 3 seconds. Yes you’ve watched porn, you wank sometimes, you like sports, cars, tits and go out to get absolutely shitfaced once in a while. If a girl says: “Hey … stop checking out her ass over there …” doesn’t mean you have to say: “Oh yes … I’m sorry … won’t happen again”. You’re a guy for fucks sake … aren’t you? So tell her: “Hey … I’m just a guy … and yes we really do think about sex at least every 7 seconds”. Don’t be a wimp, be a man!
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2. You are the prize Don’t try to impress women, they should try to impress you. If you don’t like something, don’t do it. If she doesn’t like you or gives you the cold shoulder … whatever … neeext! But take it easy, it’s just a game. 3. Every hole is a goal If you don’t like her, don’t pull her. A shag isn’t a shag homeboy. Would you fuck a war pig just to empty your balls? C’mon man, you’re better than that. You don’t need no mingers in your stable … raise your standards! If she’s fat, don’t pull her. If she’s ugly, say you have a girlfriend. 4. Be bad If you like it all bad boy then grow some attitude! If a girl acts like a bitch, turns up late or doesn’t return phone calls then tell her she can do that with any other guy but not you. 5. Do her right Women enjoy sex just as much as you do … probably even more. If you want her to keep coming back for more, do her right. 6. No rules Be advised that there are no rules and no 2nd prizes in this game. There are only tricks and methods that work, or don’t. It’s up to you though how dirty you wanna play (mindgames, jealousy, etc). It’s still better to fight dirty than fair.
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Part 10 – On the Street Now you’re on your own man. The theory, the methods, the game plan, the lines and all the dirty tricks have to become part of you. The moment where you’re able to just do it without thinking is when you hit the success barrier. Most of this game happens within you and comes from deep down your chest. You shouldn’t even be aware of text material no more, you have to be able to just go out and start pulling … without getting absolutely hammered, that is! :-P Okay, let me recall some of my last week’s highlights … if I can remember *evil grin* Playboy syndrome If I’m out I just talk with everyone I like and don’t think about social restrictions or outcome no more. I just have fun and socialise with people I don’t know. If a bunch of girls walk by me down in the city centre … I just grin and say: “Hey guys … what’s up?” Most of them respond and it’s on. Or even if I’m on the bus I open my mouth naturally. I met this chick I knew for quite some time and we started yakking away … I noticed another hottie behind me listening in (you know, nosy girls) and I can’t keep my mouth shut. Nick:
“What’s up Vanessa?”
Vanessa:
“Hey Nick.”
Nick:
“Partying hard and dirty as usual?”
Vanessa:
*smiles*
Nick:
“Where did you go tonight?”
Vanessa:
“We went to club such and such”
Nick:
“Good good …”
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Now without even thinking I turned around facing the other hottie and said: Nick:
“… and where did you cause havoc tonight?”
Girl:
“tehehe”
Creating attraction is so simple sometimes that it’s almost gay I’m telling ya. I know you don’t believe this shit but you have to see this yourself … every rookie I broke in was so puzzled he almost tripped over his jaw how simple this game actually is. Think on your feet I was having a coffee in town and reading some random men’s magazine when suddenly a girl dropped her croissant in my lap. I just had to grin, made a cheeky face and said: “Hey, can you please stop throwing things at me that early … I don’t know you just yet” She grins and it was on. Oh yeah, one day I had to ride in some stupid-ass train to pick up something … anyway I was bored and suddenly a really mature (I’m telling you … what an ass) sat down across from me in the bunk and her mobile started ringing. I couldn’t help it again: “Uuuuhhh I’ll bet that’s your mom saying you are so grounded young lady!” You see, all this requires quick thinking. When you spot an opening or an opportunity, take it and think of something to say man. Takes a little practise to acquire these skills but what doesn’t. Running a tight game If you wanna play a tight game, use your game plan. Let’s say you’re in a mall and you see a girl with huge twins down the hall … walk slowly up to her and when you’re about 2-6 feet away from her, lean in close to her ear (if she can’t see you, that is), say: “Hi!” and lean back out. She’s gonna turn around facing you and will check you out in the first couple seconds. Don’t rush nothing and just relax. Then either say: “What’s up”/”How ya doing?” or play it the artist way: “Hey listen, I gotta run but one of my girlfriends told me that women can’t put on any mascara … with their mouth closed. Is that true?” 185
Or some variation/different intro that enables you to turn up the heat (attraction) in the conversation, you know how we do now. Remember it’s not what you say … it’s HOW you say your friggin’ lines. They decide in the first couple seconds if you’re geeky or sexy, but once they get attracted they’re hooked. It’s like watching a movie you find absolutely amazing and your eyes are glued to the screen. You don’t say to yourself: “Man, this movie rocks, I think it’s time to get excited”, hell no. You go like: “Duuuude, you seen that? That’s awesome!” and keep watching. The same goes on when you create attraction and she gets hooked. She can’t decide if she should get attracted or not, it just happens! You see, when you pull this shit off they’re almost powerless because their emotions take over and they lose control. Sneaky isn’t it ☺ What you need to do though is craft your own style. You have the tools, the lines (MY lines) and all the theory you need. Take what works best for you, enhance it with your own personality and start pulling. Once you’ve been teasing her for a couple minutes by being cheeky, playful and confident … she’s hooked and knows you have what it takes. Set up a date/meeting and take her number just in case or even better … go for a coffee right then and there if logistics allow it. If you’ve got her number, call her the next day and play it smooth until she agrees to meet you in town. Either go back to yours after a couple hours or squeeze in another date a couple days later right at your crib. Either way, bang her and steal her panties. Barbies There’s one thing I just love about the UK … blondes in miniskirts and high heels grow on damn trees in this country. Don’t matter where you go, it’s impossible not to bump into one. Anyhow, I was at the mall shopping for some new … what was it … I dunno some random crap as usual. I spotted a Barbie type hottie and I really don’t know what it is about these kinda women, if I see one I just have to go over there and talk to them (Yes dawg, I love blondes). I 186
walked over and said hi. Nick:
“Hey …!”
Barbie:
[turns around and starts checking me out]
Nick:
“What’s up! Listen I need your female opinion on something … [insert any random intro, effect will be the same]”
Barbie:
[just stands there and smiles]
Nick:
*grin* “You know something … you remind me of my cheeky little sister …”
Barbie:
…? [puzzled]
Nick:
“Yeah, you’ve got about the same eye-color, so cute.”
Barbie:
“…Where you from?” [game is on]
Nick:
“I’m from LA … I was thinking of kidnapping you back to Cali but they don’t let blondies on the plane no more … they kinda snore and steal your blanket”
Barbie:
“tehehe”
Nick:
“So tell me I’m curious … what else do you do apart from hitting on cute boys?”
Barbie:
“I’m a model”
Nick:
“Aw man, I so wouldn’t wanna be you. I’m gonna get me some real nice junk food but I can’t take ya with me because poor, poor you is on a diet. Well, I guess they do salads too nowadays, you know those tiny little things nobody ever gets stuffed on … *evil grin* You be all right … but really I’m dying for a cheeseburger/pizza slice right now … let’s go [take her by her hand or stick your arm out].”
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I know you don’t believe me that this shit is so easy and can happen so quickly, but once you get your ass out there and play this game you’ll see.
House Party Some guy one of my friends knew was throwing a huge house party and I was chilling in the kitchen entertaining some people when a girl comes in. Of course it’s a little easier when you’re in a social gathering where everyone assumes that everyone knows each other but still not an excuse not to hustle. She walked in, I said: “Hey … what’s up?” She smiled and started talking. This quick attraction can work that fast if you have an electric appearance that can fill a room. After about 2min she’s completely hooked: Girl:
“Well you know … this party kinda sucks, I’m having my own in a couple days like … [touches my arm n shit] you wanna come?”
I was texting some girl on my mobile and I had the usual devil voice in my head telling me: “She wants it man, get the digits and pump her!” I can’t recall why I said the following but the player was stronger than me: Nick:
“Allriiight girl … so what’s your number?”
Girl:
“Whoops … bye Nick.”
Nick:
“Fuck, fuck, fuck.”
Ah well … everyone slips once in a while. On the subway I had to ride on the subway to go pick up some random stuff when suddenly a pretty hot girl bumps in sitting across from me. I was like: “Damn, that’s what I call a …” when some junkie started shouting at the girl from across the subway: “Motherfucking bitch, not giving me money …”
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Everyone was all quiet in the train like anyone gives a wooden nickel about anyone else right and her adrenaline obviously pumping so I just said: Nick:
“You ok?”
Girl:
“Err … yeah, I dunno, he just started shouting.”
Nick:
“Aw did you get a lil’ fright there? *grin* You be all right.”
Girl:
*smiles*
I didn’t really have any intentions in mind (hard to believe ain’t it *lol*), I just started talking like I normally do. Now the subway starts rolling and it made so much noise that you couldn’t understand nothing at all. I knew she was hooked man, should’ve seen that body lingo of hers … I don’t think anybody could’ve made it more obvious. So I was like: “Aw, fuck it”, waited a couple minutes until she got up at her stop. So did I and immediately continued where I left off: Nick:
“Hey … so what’s up? How ya doin?”
Girl:
*smiles*
Here are some lines I used on that hot college chick, can’t really remember the rest: • “Look at you wearing all pink and shit ... I could call you Miss Pinky.” • “You’re small ... but cute, I could put in my pocket and whenever I’m bored in class I can take ya out, put you on my desk and you can start dancing for me.” *evil grin*” • “Why you puttin on so much lip-gloss? I bet you're one of those girls that put it on during class ... and that about 10 times, yeah?” After 25 minutes of solid game I got her number (I’m going shopping tomorrow, wanna keep me company?) … and the best thing was, she had a boyfriend but “well, he’s not here right now is he”. Her words :)
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Cockblock blowout Often when you’re in the middle of pulling a girl some mofo tries to interrupt your conversation and scare you off. Don’t get a fright if some other punk comes along and claims some shit. You have to either be cool and make friends with him or blow the fucker out. If you can’t handle the situation and get scared, he could beat the shit out of you if one of the girls was his. It’s just like playing “chicken”. You kick his ass or he’ll kick yours. Most of ‘em don’t have any balls anyway and wouldn’t suspect you from being that confident to handle the situation. But hey, no prisoners homes! Blow the fucker out! I had to do this live gig for some major magazine in a city with hundreds of metrosexuals but some real nice booty. I was wearing my black $15 leather jacket and ripped jeans and was surrounded by either big muscleheads or metro-fairies. I walked up to 2 girls, started talking and after 1min a guy twice the size of me comes up claiming: Guy:
“Yo get away from my girlfriend!”
I know 99% of guys are just all talk so I gave him something to chew on for the rest of the night. Nick:
“Dude …we feeling a bit insecure today, yeah?”
Girls:
*laugh*
… Motherfucker just walked off in silence *evil grin*. And yeah … I got both the girls phone numbers. Don’t get intimidated by big stupid muscleheads or jerkass pretty-boys man, it’s all game that counts! 2 Girls at once Some girls have one of their girlfriends with when they’re out in town or wherever but that shouldn’t bother you. All you have to do is mack ‘em both at the same time. So instead of speaking only to one, address both and suck ‘em into the conversation. Of course one will often be better looking than the other, but you only need to pull one. You’re in trouble when her mingin’ girlfriend starts getting jealous and bitchy and drags her hot friend away. Shouldn’t happen when you play it smooth!
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Once you have the attraction going (like: “You guys are trouble … but I think we’re gonna get along great”) you can either take both somewhere together but if you’re on your own it ain’t easy. A good way to handle that situation is to set up a “fake” date for both but only take the hot one’s digits: Nick:
“Hey guys listen I gotta run because we have this housewarming up the road, you should come. Yeah, bring your girlfriends … here, type in your number in case you can’t find the place, it’s gonna be a massive party, free booze n’ shit”
Once you got them in your pad it’s a turkey shoot … plus you can throw the minger at your drunken buddies *evil grin* Wannabes There are thousands of people out there who think they’re the shit and like to compare dick sizes with you because they know you’ve got game. I had the great *cough-cough* pleasure of meeting tons of these kind of people but they’re all talk and can’t put their money where their mouth is. They range from experts who yak all day long about establishing eyecontact first or shobos who just have a big mouth. Once you give them a quick demo, they’re all gone. Establishing eye-contact first, always have a couple drinks to loosen up and other rookie bull …I mean c’mon, I can’t take guys like this seriously. Experts my ass! They either drink their confidence up or just have a big mouth and no balls. You’ll also meet fellow players on your way who are all right. Go and chill with them, they’re pretty cool and it’s all good. But if you meet one who isn’t down …smoke him kid!
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Part 11 – Troubleshooting In the first couple weeks and months you will most certainly fuck it up a couple of times. If you do, it only means you did something wrong and need to work on it and erase the mistakes so they won’t occur no more. If you find yourself in a screwed up situation you might find the answer in here: I can’t approach This is a common problem. Many guys are scared that she might not like you and not respond well which ain’t really healthy for someone’s ego. Drinking your confidence up with lots of booze ain’t the solution though. Sure it’s fun going out and getting completely motherfuckered but keep it down when talking to the ladies. If you want to handle your fear of approaching and talking to women there’s only one thing to do: You will have to grow some balls. I mean if you don’t have any balls you’re a pussy because that’s all what you got left. Everytime you have that shitty feeling in your stomach … move your butt and open that mouth. See it as something that tells you: “Now it’s time” … and then you go. Wait until the fear appears and then you walk up. Be aware of your problem and master it by making it seem like it’s completely normal, like you need it. Live the fear. It’s a slick way of conditioning yourself to fear until you’ve conquered it. You just tell your brain: “Ok motherfucker, now it’s here and I’m going in so … bye!” And why not develop some sort of likeness towards fear? You need the fear to approach, you need that extra kick. Grab yourself by the nuts and be a Playboy! But looks still matter No they don’t, its appearance that matters. This includes body language and how you use your dirty mouth. If looks mattered, why do so many pretty boys not get laid but guys who are as “bad” as they are ugly shag for their country every night? Well, there you go.
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If you spend all day in the gym and saving up money for that fancy sports car thinking it will lead to more pussy, you haven’t grasped anything yet. Some people have a beer belly and have a shitty car, but focusing every bit of energy on improving a physical weakness is the worst you can do. It’s not even a weakness man, society told you it is one. If you don’t have 100 grand worth of wheels, you’re not successful in your life. Dude, how much bullcrap is that. I don’t even have a car. What about looks you say? Ok, be a metrosexual pussy then and spend hundreds of £££ on haircuts, beauty treatments, tanning sessions and gym fees to look pretty and beautiful. What are ya, a chick? If I can pull like crazy wearing 2nd hand clothes and with a £7 barber haircut, you certainly can too. You know what my secret is? I just don’t give a shit! I got a fake number Not enough attraction and skills. She still thinks you’re a nice guy or a freak. Work on it pilgrim! She won’t text/call back Even though the number was real and you could create some form of attraction to make her like you, it didn’t stick. She doesn’t know you yet if you only turned up the heat homeboy. Make it stick with some stories from your life! You do have an interesting life, do you? Don’t forget they know this game too and will sometimes keep YOU on your toes and wait a couple hours before they contact you back. They might as well be working at the time you texted them … Just chill out and have a beer, she’ll text back if you did good. I always fail before or after a date Some people are able to punch their way through with a lot of lines and get some numbers and dates, but can’t bag the girl no matter what. They’ve had lots of women cancel last minute and many rejections after the first date. Why? 193
I now assume that you were smart enough not to make the same mistakes twice and if so the main reason is simple: You are fake! You’ve read some lines and a method that works but became dependent on material. You are not a Playboy, you’re a self-programmed freak/nerd/lamer who spits out line after line. Dump everything and only focus on body language, appearance, facial expressions and a few words (like Hi … how ya doing). That way you don’t have to think of any material no more but actually live your sexy new persona. That’s what attracts women, not spitting out a line you’ve read somewhere without being able to back it up with a great character and personality. Money gets girls Yep, it does. But girls don’t know if a guy is rich unless he tells them or behaves that way. Look man … it’s not about “having” the money. What matters is that you look and behave like you are money! Get it? That’s the reason why it is possible for everyone to pull hotties if you develop these skills. I’m not rich but still play in the same league as money-bags or famous people because the way I behave and can tell random shit that is amazing to listen to. Or if I’m up to play dirty I can still use some flash-money. You know what happens? Women automatically ASSUME I’m hot because it’s all about someone’s perception yo! If you are in a lounge or in a bar, nobody has a damn clue who you or anyone else is unless you open your mouth, use your skills and let other people perceive that you are hot and sexy. Everyone still has to start from scratch though and since this world can be pretty unfair because people have advantages (fame, money, power) you have to be smarter and use your brain. After all, it is a game! I don’t want to lie! Well guess what, me neither. But sometimes it’s better to keep the truth to yourself and be modest. Imagine if she asked you with how many 194
women you really slept with and you come up with that two digit number … doesn’t make her feel so special does it? There is a fine distinction between lying to someone’s face and just talking a little baloney which doesn’t really do any harm. In my opinion, you can say whatever you want as long as you don’t walk over dead bodies. Think I am wrong? Ask a woman if she’s ever lied about her age. Ahh, touché! When you find yourself in a rather tricky situation, look no further because these universally accepted rules still apply *evil grin* • If you have sex with 2 women at once, they cancel each other out. • Different area code, different country or holidays don’t count. • If you were too wasted to remember, it never happened. ☺ But, but … I can’t do that, I still have morals Why are you reading this book then? Shouldn’t you be in church by now? How can I get that special girl? I get shitloads of e-mails from guys seeking a solution to a common problem (and variations) like this one here: “I know this girl I met through [whatever incident] and we swapped numbers and we’ve been clubbing a lot together. She even picks me up and drops me off every time when we’re going out. She had an exboyfriend who cheated on her half a year ago (which she told me) and now she is looking for a new one. I’ve already asked her what she thinks of one-night-stands and she said she ain’t the type for it. What do I need to do to get her?” First of all, you don’t ask a girl what she thinks of one-night-stands … you just assume she wants to and bang her. That’s off the record. Second, you’re her girlfriend! She tells you all her problems, picks you up and goes dancing with you, maybe a kiss on the cheek but no sex. Girls don’t fuck their girlfriends! You’re still a nice guy women ditch with a: “Let’s rather be friends” message instead of hurting your feelings 195
with a straight: “Fuck off, you’re boring and not sexy”. She goes clubbing with you, tells you about bad guys she shagged but turned out to be pure jerks and that you are so much nicer and so lovely blah blah blah. Does she have sex with you though? Nope. I bet you’d do everything for her like fix her computer when she has a problem, give her a lift or go pick her up when she calls. You’re still the clingy, wimpy nice guy women hate. Don’t do it anymore man, you’ll only shoot yourself in the foot. Don’t be nice … be BAD! I can’t pull a hottie All right listen up. You can’t pull a hottie if you are still an average schmoe. They want a guy that is top-notch and in the same league as they are. What makes you think that you can pull the hottest looking women millionaires and celebs get if you have nothing sexy to throw at her? They want the best coz they can get them, so they certainly won’t go for the average. The hotter, the better you gotta be. Thus there is no way a hottie will even talk to you if: a) You’re not a real man. b) Don’t have a hot personality. c) And don’t look and behave like you’re the shit. Developing these skills doesn’t happen overnight man, it takes weeks, months maybe years to get to the top. But once you’re up there, you’ll stay there! She only wants to be friends, how can I turn it around? You can’t! Once a woman has made up her mind about you, she won’t change it that quickly. If you had to behave all clingy and nice, your name will appear on her wimp-list and then my friend … you are indeed fucked! Solution: Neeeext!
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Playboyskool must work damn good on really dumb chicks Well … IQ doesn’t really matter but like the wise man said: “Hooters, hooters, yum-yum-yum … Hooters, hooters on a chick that’s dumb” ☺ How do I tell stories? If you don’t know how then you can’t have a conversation with anybody in the first place. What do you talk about with your buddies, huh? You tell them how big the tits were you saw this afternoon! How some guy got his ass kicked and how much you had to drink last night! You tell your friends stuff that recently happened and they might be interested in. You don’t go into much detail about how work or class was today. But women aren’t interested in stories like this either because they are guystories. Women on the other hand want to know if your life is interesting so tell them what happened. You just twist the choice of words but the topic almost stays the same. Here’s a quick differentiation: To your buddy: Dude, listen to this. I had to do some shitty gig down in southern Europe but then got stuck in Amsterdam on my way back home to the island for a while. I sure wasn’t gonna sit with my thumb up my ass at the airport so I was looking for some pot to pass the time. Man I’m telling’ ya I was so caned outta my face when I arrived, motherfucker at the customs wouldn’t even let me through but said: “Son … you know it’s illegal to take drugs in the UK …” To girl: You won’t believe what happened to me the other day. I got stranded in Amsterdam for like, half a day, and tried to take a nap to pass the time, but you know how uncomfortable those cold seats at the airport are. When I woke up I had some shiny red eyes like this [pull down eyelids] you wouldn’t believe it. I looked like Satan himself with trouble written all over me and this guy at the customs almost called the cops and said: “Son … do you know it’s illegal to take drugs in this country?” … I was just like: “Who, me?” [make innocent face here] Get it? So tell me, what happened to you today? I just set the microwave on fire by putting in a chicken fajita wrapped in paper. Just remember you’re talking to a chick, not a dude you just met in the toilet.
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I get nervous when talking to hot chicks Isn’t it astonishing that everybody out there comes across the same problems? ☺ Okay … you get nervous when you see a hottie, a real stunner. It ain’t a rare occasion that really attractive women make men emotionally crumble. If you’re talking to a really disgusting, stinking broad that is as fat as she is ugly … do you get nervous? Of course not, because she repulses you and it’s not like you want to get any nearer than you need to. In other words, you don’t give a damn about her but you do about the hottie because she’s the girl you’ve always wanted! So tell me my man: How hot does a woman need to be that you get nervous? Can you handle a supermodel without wetting your pants? Tuff turf huh? What about just a model? Not that easy I guess yeah? What about an ordinary above average looking girl? I think we’re getting there… Don’t worry, everybody gets nervous the first time in the big leagues but it will eventually go away. It’s first and foremost a confidence thing: the more experience you get the easier it will be to talk to hot girls. It’s only a matter of working your way slowly up the ladder. Nobody ever said this road was easy but as long as you’re getting that experience you will advance further until you’re at the top. Just don’t tell me you get nervous when talking to a *cough* minger. I can’t blow out Jerks Quite a bunch of guys still seem to get into cock-fights with random jerks and don’t know why. The reason is NOT because you’re trying to pull a girl that he is interested in/is his friend or even girlfriend. He will knock your lights out because he’s not cool with you! See, if there are 2 Girls and 1 nice guy standing somewhere (club, mall, street, bar) … the nice guy won’t stop you or give you any shit because he’s a pussy. He might think you’re an idiot but that’s as far as it goes because sissy sure ain’t got no balls to tell you to “fuck off!”. The Problem arises when Jerks spot that you are a) An uncool and nerdy nice guy who’s trying to pull that girl b) Not strong/confident enough to handle the situation 198
In any case, it doesn’t really matter if he thinks you are a jerk/asshole as long as you let motherfucker know you’re as big as a mountain. I don’t mean physically big, I mean big “inside!” So if another moron comes up to you and you don’t want to be friends with the fucker, just tell him in a sneaky way he better crawl back into the shithole he came from: Jerk: What the hell you think you’re doing? You [to Jerk]: Yo! We’re having a conversation … didn’t mommy teach you no matters homeboy? You [to girls]: Sheesh, you get them everywhere … Or You: Dude, me and the girls just had a debate about how drunk people get in this place … and seriously, you look exactly how I feel bro! If you’re bad enough he’ll hit the road … otherwise: run Forest, RUN!
Tell me more lines man, I can’t think of anything Nope, I’ve told you more than enough already. You don’t need any more lines, what you need is get your ass out on the streets and start pulling. Get that experience level up will ya? Please, please, got any more dirty tricks? Sheeesh :) Allright then, but nothing more until part 2: • It’s my beee-day: Tell women that it’s your birthday today and they can join the party and celebrate with you & your crew. Most of them feel sort of obliged to “give” you something since bdays are for presents. Make sure you know the date. Must be the easiest way to get a snog yo! • Weed: They say … that writing a text message makes you dumber than smoking a joint. Let’s just go to my crib and smoke a doobie
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instead of me sending you more messages, allright? (I musta been braindead by now if that was true *lol*) • Hen nights: If you spot some girls who are having a hen night (weekends mostly) just go up to the group and shout: “Who’s getting married?”. They will point to one of her friends and if you think she’s ok looking … tongue her down. No worries dude, resistance will be down to zero since they’re out men-hunting and up to no good anyway. • Out of ideas? No problem. Just tell your girlfriend at any random point: “Let’s shave your pussy!” Creativity and spontaneity is the root of excitement homeboy. If she finds this book Watch out! If a chick finds this book all hell breaks loose. Do you really think women like to be figured out and give away their power they have over men? If your girlfriend, date or other female friend gets a hold of it you’re dead buddy. First of all she will get very pissed off, tell you: “How can you believe any of this shit?” and convince you that everything isn’t true in the slightest and wouldn’t work in a million years. Then she’ll rant about what kind of arrogant, sexist, and “cheeky” asshole I am because I’m the one who revealed all the dirty stuff men would like to know and you shouldn’t listen to it. Well … it’s kinda too late for that now ain’t it? ☺ So rule number one: Don’t let any girl see that you own this book and hide it no matter what it takes. Throw it in the toilet, rip the cover off or stuff it in your pants … whatever it takes!
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Part 12 – Playboyskool continued … Phew … what a day. You all right man? Hope I haven’t screwed with your brain too much *evil grin* Anyhow … my damn keyboard is on fire, I’m starving as a motherfucker and I’m gonna get me some ass. I’m outta here! Whoa wait, I can’t just leave you like this. Did you really think that was the end? Nah hell no, it’s just the beginning of what’s still to come. The path of the Playboy will continue. Learn the necessary skills in this book to get you off the ground, get some experience, steal a couple panties and then you might be ready for the next step. What … You still here? All right, read this book again, practise as much as you can and I’ll hook you up with my other stuff as soon as possible. In the meantime check out our Headquarter (www.playboyskool.com) and drop me a line if you've got any questions or problems. I think I can find some time to answer your e-mail. E-mail:
[email protected] Remember that everything in here is just words on blank paper. You will need to use it out there and practise on your own. But if I got good, you will get good too. It’s just a game! And who knows, you might bump into me in a nightclub downtown … Keep it up buddy
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