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THE PAPER MOON /0000000000000000000000000 A N D R EA CA M I LLE R I Translated by Stephen Sartarelli

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Praise for Andrea Camilleri and the Montalbano series “The idiosyncratic Montalbano is totally endearing.” —The New York Times “Like Mike Hammer or Sam Spade, Montalbano is the kind of guy who can’t stay out of trouble. . . . Still, deftly and lovingly translated by Stephen Sartarelli, Camilleri makes it abundantly clear that under the gruff, sardonic exterior our inspector has a heart of gold, and that any outbursts, fumbles, or threats are made only in the name of pursuing truth.” —The Nation “Once again, violence is muted, complications rule, politics roil, but humor . . . prevails in the end. Italy is good to visit, even if only in print. And what better way to shorten a flight to Palermo than by gobbling this tasty snack along the way?” —Los Angeles Times “[Camilleri’s mysteries] offer quirky characters, crisp dialogue, bright storytelling—and Salvo Montalbano, one of the most engaging protagonists in detective fiction. . . . Montalbano is a delightful creation, an honest man on Sicily’s mean streats.” —USA Today “The Montalbano mysteries offer cose dolci to the world-lit lover hankering for a whodunit.” —The Village Voice “The reading of these little gems is fast and fun every step of the way.” —The New York Sun “Wittily translated from the savory Italian, Camilleri’s mysteries . . . feature the sardonic Inspector Salvo Montalbano, whose gustatory adventures are at least as much fun as his crime solving.” —Rocky Mountain News “Camilleri once again thrills with his fluid storytelling and quirky characters.” —Publishers Weekly

Also by Andrea Camilleri The Shape of Water The Terra-Cotta Dog The Snack Thief Voice of the Violin Excursion to Tindari The Smell of the Night Rounding the Mark The Patience of the Spider

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THE PAPER MOON Andrea Camilleri is the author of many books, including his Montalbano series, which has been adapted for Italian television and translated into nine languages. He lives in Rome. Stephen Sartarelli is an award-winning translator and the author of three books of poetry, most recently The Open Vault.

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The alarm rang, as it had done every morning for the past year, at seven-thirty. But he had woken up a fraction of a second before the bell; the release of the spring that set off the ringing had sufficed. He therefore had time, before jumping out of bed, to look over at the window and realize, from the light, that the day promised to be a fine one, without clouds. Afterwards he just barely had time to make coffee, drink a cup, do what he needed to do, shave and shower, drink another cup, fire up a cigarette, get dressed, go outside, get in his car, and pull up at the station at nine—all at the slapstick speed of Larry Semon or Charlie Chaplin. Up until one year earlier, his morning wake-up routine had followed different rules, and, most of all, there was no rush, no hundred-meter dashes. First, no alarm clock. Montalbano was in the habit of opening his eyes naturally after a night’s sleep, with no need of external stimuli. He did have an alarm clock of sorts, but it was inside him, buried somewhere in his brain. He merely had to set it before falling asleep, telling himself, Don’t forget you have to get up tomorrow at six, and the next morning his eyes would pop 1

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open at six o’clock sharp. He’d always considered the alarm clock, the metal kind, an instrument of torture. The three or four times he’d had to use that drill-like noise to wake up— because Livia, who had to leave the next morning, didn’t trust his inner alarm—he’d spent the rest of the day with a headache. Then Livia, after a squabble, bought a plastic alarm clock that instead of ringing made an electronic sound, a kind of unending beeeeeep, rather like a little fly that had found its way into your ear and got stuck inside. Enough to drive you crazy. He’d ended up throwing it out the window, which triggered another memorable spat. Second, he would wake himself up, intentionally, a bit earlier than necessary, some ten minutes earlier at the very least. These were the best ten minutes of the day ahead. Ah, how wonderful it was to lie there in bed, under the covers, thinking of idiocies! Should I buy that book everybody’s calling a masterpiece, or not? Should I eat out today, or come home and scarf down what Adelina’s prepared for me? Should I or shouldn’t I tell Livia that I can’t wear the shoes she bought me because they’re too tight? That sort of thing. Poking about with the mind. While carefully avoiding, however, any thought of sex or women. That could be dangerous terrain at that hour, unless Livia were there sleeping beside him, ready and happy to face the consequences. One morning a year earlier, however, things had suddenly changed. He had barely opened his eyes, calculating that he had a scant fifteen minutes to devote to his mental dawdlings, when a thought—not a whole one, but the start of one— came into his mind, and it began with these exact words: 2

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“When your dying day comes . . .” What was this thought doing there with the others? How gutless! It was like suddenly remembering, while making love, that he hadn’t paid the phone bill. Not that he was inordinately frightened by the idea of dying; the problem was that six-thirty in the morning was hardly the proper time and place for it. If one started thinking about death at the crack of dawn, certainly by five in the afternoon one would either shoot oneself or jump into the sea with a rock around one’s neck. He managed to prevent that phrase from proceeding any further, blocking its path by counting very fast from one to five thousand, with eyes shut and fists clenched. Then he realized that the only solution was to set about doing the things he needed to do, concentrating on them as though it were a matter of life or death. The following morning was even more treacherous. The first thought that entered his mind was that the fish soup he’d eaten the night before had lacked some seasoning. But which? And at that exact moment, the same accursed thought came back to him: “When your dying day comes . . .” As of that moment, he realized that the thought would never go away again. It might lie buried deep inside some curlicue in his brain for a day or two only to pop back out into the open when he least expected it. For no reason he became convinced that his very survival depended on preventing that sentence from ever completing itself. For if it did, he would die when the last word came. Hence the alarm clock. To leave not even the slightest fissure in time for that accursed thought to slip through. 3

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When she came to spend three days in Vigàta, Livia, as she was unpacking, pointed at the nightstand and asked: “What’s that alarm doing there?” He answered with a lie. “Well, a week ago I had to get up really early and—” “And a week later it’s still set?” When she put her mind to it, Livia was worse than Sherlock Holmes. Slightly embarrassed, he told her the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Livia burst out: “You’re demented!” And she buried the alarm clock in a drawer inside the armoire. The following morning it was Livia, not the alarm, that woke Montalbano. And it was a beautiful awakening, full of thoughts of life, not death. But as soon as she left, the clock was back on the nightstand. /0000000000000 “Aahh, Chief, Chief!” “What is it, Cat?” “There’s some lady waiting for you.” “For me?” “She din’t say what it was f’you poissonally in poisson, she just said she wanted a talk to somebody from the police.” “So why couldn’t she talk to you?” “Chief, she said she wanted a talk to somebody superior to me.” “Isn’t Inspector Augello here?”

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“No sir, he called to say he was comin’ in late ’cause he’s runnin’ late.” “And why’s that?” “He says last night the baby got sick, and so today the medical doctor’s gonna come by.” “Cat, you don’t have to say ‘medical doctor’; just ‘doctor’ is more than enough.” “Iss not enough, Chief. Iss confusing. Take you, f’rinstance. You’s a doctor, but not o’ the medical variety.” “What about the mother, Beba? Can’t she wait for the med . . . the doctor herself?” “Yessir, Miss Beba’s there, Chief, but she says she wants him to be there, too.” “What about Fazio?” “Fazio’s with some kid.” “What did this kid do?” “Didn’t do nothin’, Chief. He’s dead.” “How’d he die?” “Doverose.” “Okay, tell you what. I’m going into my office now. You wait about ten minutes, then send in the lady.” The inspector felt furious at Augello. Ever since the baby was born, Mimì hovered over the kid as much as he’d hovered over women before. He was head over heels in love with his young son, Salvo. That’s right: Not only had he called upon the inspector to baptize the kid, he’d also given him the wonderful surprise of naming him after him. “Can’t you give him your father’s name, Mimì?”

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“Right! Imagine that, my father’s called Eusebio.” “So then name him after Beba’s father.” “That’d be even worse. His name’s Adelchi.” “Tell me, Mimì. So the real reason you’re naming him after me is because all the other available names seem too bizarre to you?” “Cut the shit, Salvo! First of all, I’m very fond of you, you’re like a father to—” A father? With a son like Mimì? “Oh, fuck off!” Livia, on the other hand, upon learning that the newborn would be called Salvo, burst into tears. There were certain special circumstances that moved her deeply. “Mimì loves you so much! Whereas you—” “Oh, he loves me, does he? Do the names Eusebio and Adelchi mean anything to you?” And ever since the kid was born, Mimì would appear at the station and disappear just as fast: One minute Salvo ( junior, of course) had the runs, the next minute he had red spots on his bottom, the next he was throwing up, the next he didn’t want to suckle . . . He’d complained about it, over the phone, with Livia. “Oh, yeah? You’ve got a problem with Mimì? All that only means he’s a loving, conscientious father! I’m not so sure that you, in his position—” He’d hung up on her. He looked at the morning mail that Catarella had left on his desk. By prior agreement with the post office, the private mail addressed to his house in Marinella was being forwarded 6


to the station, since sometimes he went a couple of days without returning home. Today there were only official letters, which he set aside, not feeling like reading them. He would hand them over to Fazio as soon as he got back. The telephone rang. “Chief, iss Dr. Latte wit’ an s at the end.” Lattes, that is, chief of the commissioner’s cabinet. To his horror and shock, Montalbano had discovered a while back that Lattes had a clone in a government spokesman who frequently appeared on TV: the same air of the sacristy, the same porky-pink, beardless skin, the same little asshole-like mouth, the same unctuousness. An exact replica. “My dear Montalbano, how’s it going?” “Very well, Doctor.” “And the family? The children? Everything all right?” He’d told him a million times he neither was married nor had any children, legitimate or illegitimate. But it was hopeless. The man was obsessed. “Everything’s fine.” “Good, thank the Lord. Listen, Montalbano, the commissioner would like to talk to you at five o’clock this afternoon.” Why did he want to talk to him? Usually Commissioner Bonetti-Alderighi carefully avoided meeting him, preferring to summon Mimì instead. It must be some tremendous hassle. The door flew violently open, crashed against the wall, and Montalbano jumped out of his chair. Catarella appeared. “Beck y’pardon, Chief, my ’and slipped. The ten minutes passed just now, just like you said.” 7

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“Oh, yeah? Ten minutes have passed? What the hell do I care?” “The lady, Chief.” He’d completely forgotten. “Is Fazio back?” “Not yet so far, Chief.” “Send her in.” A woman just under forty, who looked, at first glance, like a former Sister of Mercy: downcast eyes behind her glasses, hair in a bun, hands clenching her purse, the whole wrapped up in a broad gray sack of a dress that made it impossible to tell what lay beneath. Her legs, however—despite thick stockings and flat shoes—were long and beautiful. She stood hesitantly in the doorway, staring at the strip of white marble separating the floor tiles of the corridor from those in Montalbano’s office. “Come in, come in. Please close the door and make yourself comfortable.” She obeyed, sitting down at the very edge of one of the two chairs in front of his desk. “What can I do for you, signora?” “Signorina. Michela Pardo. You’re Inspector Montalbano, correct?” “Have we met?” “No, but I’ve seen you on television.” “I’m listening.” She seemed even more embarrassed than before. Settling her buttocks more comfortably into the chair, she stared at the tip of one of her shoes, swallowed twice, opened her mouth, closed it, then opened it again. 8


“It’s about my brother, Angelo.” And she stopped, as though the inspector needed only to know the name of her brother to grasp the whole problem in a flash. “Signorina Michela, surely you realize—” “I know, I know. Angelo has . . . he’s disappeared. It’s been two days. I’m sorry, I’m just very worried and confused and . . .” “How old is your brother?” “Forty-two.” “Does he live with you?” “No, he lives by himself. I live with Mama.” “Is your brother married?” “No.” “Does he have a girlfriend?” “No.” “What makes you say he disappeared?” “Because he never lets a day go by without coming to see Mama. And when he can’t come, he calls. And if he has to go away, he lets us know. We haven’t heard from him for two days.” “Have you tried calling him?” “Yes, I’ve tried his home phone and his mobile. There’s no answer. I even went to his house. I rang and rang the doorbell, then decided to go inside.” “You have the keys to your brother’s place?” “Yes.” “And what did you find there?” “Everything was in perfect order. I got scared.” 9

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“Does your brother suffer from any illness?” “Not at all.” “What does he do for a living?” “He’s an informer.” Montalbano balked. Had ratting on others become an established profession, with a year-end bonus and paid vacations as with Mafia turncoats, who had fixed salaries? He would clear this up in a minute. “Is he often on the move?” “Yes, but he works within a limited area. Basically he doesn’t go beyond the boundaries of the province.” “So do you want to declare him a missing person?” “No . . . I don’t know.” “I should warn you, however, that we can’t get moving on it right away.” “Why not?” “Because your brother is an independent adult, healthy in body and mind. He might have decided to go away for a few days of his own accord. Understand? And, in the end, we don’t know whether—” “I understand. What do you suggest I do?” As she was asking this, she finally looked at him. Montalbano felt a sort of heat wave run through his body. Those eyes were exactly like a deep, violet lake that any man would gladly dive into and drown in. It was a good thing Signorina Michela almost always kept those eyes lowered. In his mind Montalbano took two strokes and swam back to shore. “Well, I would suggest you go back to your brother’s place and have another look around.” 10


“I already did, yesterday. I didn’t go inside, but I rang the doorbell for a long time.” “All right, but maybe he’s in no condition to come to the door.” “Why would that be?” “I dunno . . . maybe he slipped in the bathtub and can’t walk, or has a very high fever—” “Inspector, I didn’t just ring the doorbell. I also called out to him. If he’d slipped in the bathtub, he would have answered. Angelo’s apartment is not that big, after all.” “I’m afraid I must insist you go back there.” “I won’t go back alone. Would you come with me?” She looked at him again. This time Montalbano suddenly found himself sinking, the water coming up to his neck. He thought about it a moment, then decided. “Listen, I’ll tell you what. If you still haven’t heard from your brother by seven o’clock this evening, come back here to the station, and I’ll accompany you.” “Thank you.” She stood up and held out her hand. Montalbano took it but couldn’t bring himself to shake it. It felt like a piece of lifeless flesh. /0000000000000 Ten minutes later Fazio appeared. “A seventeen-year-old kid. Went up to the terrace of his building and shot himself up with an overdose. There was nothing we could do, poor guy. When we got there, he was already dead. The second in three days.” 11

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Montalbano looked at him dumbfounded. “The second? You mean there was a first? Why didn’t any one tell me about it?” “Fasulo, the engineer. But with him it was cocaine,” said Fazio. “Cocaine? What are you saying? Fasulo died of a heart attack!” “Sure, that’s what the death certificate says. It’s what his friends say, too. But everybody in town knows it was drugs.” “Badly cut stuff?” “That I can’t say, Chief.” “Listen, do you know some guy named Angelo Pardo, forty-two years old and an informer?” Fazio didn’t seem surprised at the mention of Angelo Pardo’s profession. Maybe he hadn’t fully understood. “No, sir. Why do you ask?” “Seems he disappeared two days ago and his sister’s getting worried.” “You want me to—” “No, but later, if there’s still no news, we’ll see.” /0000000000000 “Inspector Montalbano? This is Lattes.” “What can I do for you?” “Family doing all right?” “I think we discussed them a couple of hours ago.” “Yes, of course. Listen, I’m calling to tell you that the commissioner can’t see you today, as you’d requested.”

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“Look, Doctor, it was the commissioner who asked to see me.” “Really? Well, it makes no difference. Could you come tomorrow at eleven?” “Absolutely.” Upon learning that he wouldn’t be seeing the commissioner, his lungs filled with air and he suddenly felt ravenous. The only solution was Enzo’s trattoria. He stepped outside the police station. The day had the colors of summer, without the extreme heat. He walked slowly, taking his time, already tasting what he was about to eat. When he arrived in front of the trattoria, his heart fell to his feet. The restaurant was closed. Locked. What the hell had happened? In rage he gave the door a swift kick, turned around, and started walking away, cursing the saints. He’d barely taken two steps when he heard someone calling him. “Inspector! What, did you forget that we’re closed today?” Damn! He’d forgotten! “But if you want to eat with me and my wife . . .” He dashed back. And he ate so much that as he was eating he felt embarrassed, ashamed, but couldn’t help himself. When he’d finished, Enzo nearly congratulated him. “To your health, Inspector!” The walk along the jetty was necessarily a long one. He spent the rest of the afternoon with eyelids drooping and head nodding from time to time, overcome by sleepiness. When this happened, he would get up and go wash his face.

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At seven o’clock Catarella told him the lady from the morning had returned. As soon as she walked in, Michela Pardo said only one word: “Nothing.” She did not sit down. She was anxious to get to her brother’s place as quickly as possible and tried to communicate her haste to the inspector. “All right,” said Montalbano. “Let’s go.” Passing by Catarella’s closet, he told him: “I’m going out with the lady. If you need me for anything afterwards, I’ll be at home.” “Will you be coming in my car?” asked Michela Pardo, gesturing toward a blue Polo. “Perhaps it’s better if I take my own and follow you. Where does your brother live?” “A bit far, in the new part of town. Do you know Vigàta Two?” He knew Vigàta Two. A nightmare dreamed up by some real-estate speculator under the influence of the worst sorts of hallucinogens. He wouldn’t live there even if he were dead.

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Luckily for him and the inspector—who never in a million years would have spent more than five minutes in one of those gloomy six-by-ten-foot rooms defined in the brochures as “spacious and sunny”—Angelo Pardo lived just past the new residential complex of Vigàta Two, in a small, restored nineteenth-century villa three stories high. The front door was locked. As Michela was unlocking it, Montalbano noticed that the intercom had six nameplates on it, which meant that there were six apartments in all, two on the ground floor and four on the other floors. “Angelo lives on the top floor and there’s no elevator.” The staircase was broad and comfortable. The building seemed uninhabited. No voices, no sound of televisions. And yet it was the time of day when people were normally preparing their evening meal. On the top-floor landing, there were two doors. Michela went up to the one on the left. Before opening it, she showed the inspector a small window with a grate over it, beside the steel-plated door. The little window’s shutters were locked. “I called to him from here. He would surely have heard me.” 15

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She unlocked first one lock, then another, turning the key four times, but did not go in. She stepped aside. “Could you go in first?” Montalbano pushed the door, felt around for the light switch, turned it on, and entered. He sniffed at the air like a dog. He was immediately convinced there was no human presence, dead or alive, in the apartment. “Follow me,” he said to Michela. The entrance led into a broad corridor. On the left-hand side, a master bedroom, a bathroom, and another bedroom. On the right, a study, a kitchen, a small bathroom, and a smallish living room. All in perfect order and sparkling clean. “Does your brother have a cleaning lady?” “Yes.” “When did she last come?” “I couldn’t say.” “Listen, signorina, do you come visit your brother here often?” “Yes.” “Why?” The question flustered Michela. “What do you mean, ‘why’? He’s . . . my brother!” “Granted, but you said Angelo comes to your and your mother’s place practically every other day. So, I suppose you come to see him here on the off days? Is that right?” “Well . . . yes. But not so regularly.” “Okay. But why do you need to see each other when your mother’s not around?” “Good God, Inspector, when you put it that way . . . It’s 16


just something we’ve been in the habit of doing since we were children. There’s always been, between Angelo and me, a sort of . . .” “Complicity?” “I guess you could call it that.” She let out a giggle. Montalbano decided to change the subject. “Shall we go see if a suitcase is missing? If all his clothes are here?” She followed him into the master bedroom. Michela opened the armoire and looked at the clothing, one article at a time. Montalbano noticed that it was all very fine, tailored stuff. “It’s all here. Even the gray suit he was wearing the last time he came to see us, three days ago. The only thing missing, I think, is a pair of jeans.” On top of the armoire, wrapped in cellophane, were two elegant leather suitcases, one large and the other a bit smaller. “The suitcases are both here.” “Does he have an overnight bag?” “Yes, he usually keeps it in the study.” They went into the study. The small bag lay beside the desk. One wall of the study was covered by shelves of the sort one sees in pharmacies, enclosed in sliding glass panels. And in fact the shelves were stocked with a great many medicinal containers: boxes, flasks, bottles. “Didn’t you say your brother was an informer?” “Yes. An informer for the pharmaceutical industry.” Montalbano understood. Angelo was what used to be 17

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called a pharmaceutical representative. But this profession, like garbagemen turned “ecological agents” or cleaning ladies promoted to the rank of “domestic collaborators,” had been ennobled with a new name more appropriate to our elegant epoch. The substance, however, remained the same. “He used to be . . . still is, actually, a doctor, but he didn’t practice for very long,” Michela felt obliged to add. “Fine. As you can see, signorina, your brother’s not here. If you want, we can go.” “Let’s go.” She said it reluctantly, looked all around as if she thought she might, at the last moment, find her brother hiding inside a bottle of pills for liver disease. Montalbano went ahead this time, waiting for her to turn off the lights and lock the double-locked door with due diligence. They descended the stairs, silent amid the great silence of the building. Was it empty, or were they all dead? Once outside, Montalbano, seeing how disconsolate she looked, suddenly felt terribly sorry for her. “You’ll hear from your brother soon, you’ll see,” he said to her in a soft voice, holding out his hand. But she didn’t grasp it, only shaking her head still more disconsolately. “Listen . . . your brother . . . Is he seeing any . . . doesn’t he have a relationship with anyone?” “Not that I know of.” She eyed him. And as she was eyeing him, Montalbano swam desperately to avoid drowning. All at once the waters of the lake turned very dark, as though night had fallen. 18


“What’s wrong?” asked the inspector. Without answering, she opened her eyes wide, and the lake turned into the open sea. Swim, Salvo, swim. “What’s wrong?” he repeated between strokes. Again she didn’t answer. Turning her back to him, she unlocked the door, climbed the stairs, reached the top floor but didn’t stop there. The inspector then noticed a recess in the wall with a spiral staircase leading up to a glass door. Michela climbed this and slipped a key in the door, but was unable to open it. “Let me try,” he said. He opened the door and found himself on a terrace as big as the villa itself. Pushing him aside, Michela ran toward a one-room structure, a sort of box standing practically in the middle of the terrace. It had a door and, to one side, a window. But these were locked. “I haven’t got the key,” said Michela. “I never have.” “But why do you want . . . ?” “This used to be the washroom. Angelo rented it along with the terrace and then transformed it. He comes here sometimes to read or to sun himself.” “Okay, but if you haven’t got the key—” “For heaven’s sake, please break down the door.” “Listen, signorina, I cannot, under any circumstances . . .” She looked at him. That was enough. With a single shoulder thrust, Montalbano sent the plywood door flying. He went inside, but before even feeling around for the light switch, he yelled: 19

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“Don’t come in!” He’d detected the smell of death in the room at once. Michela, however, even in the dark, must have noticed something, because Montalbano heard first a sort of stifled sob, then heard her fall to the floor, unconscious. “What do I do now?” he asked himself, cursing. He bent down, picked Michela up bodily, and carried her as far as the glass door. Carrying her this way, however— the way the groom carries the bride in movies—he would never make it down the spiral staircase. It was too narrow. So he set the woman down upright, embraced her around the waist, wrapping his hands around her back, and lifted her off the ground. This way, with care, he could manage it. At moments he was forced to squeeze her tighter and managed to notice that under her big, floppy dress Michela hid a firm, girlish body. At last he arrived in front of the door to the other top-floor apartment and rang the doorbell, hoping that there was someone alive in there, or that the bell would at least wake somebody from the grave. “Who is it?” asked an angry male voice behind the door. “It’s Inspector Montalbano. Could you open the door, please?” The door opened, and King Victor Emmanuel III appeared. An exact replica, that is: the same mustache, the same midgetlike stature. Except that he was dressed in civvies. Seeing Montalbano with his arms around Michela, he got the entirely wrong idea and turned bright red. “Please let me in,” said the inspector.

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towel over Michela’s forehead, and collapsed onto the bed himself, dead tired from the exertion. He was breathing heavily and drenched in sweat. Now what? He certainly couldn’t leave the woman alone and go back up to the terrace to see how things stood. The problem was immediately resolved. “There he is!” shouted His Majesty, appearing in the doorway. “See? He’s getting ready to rape her!” Behind him, Fazio, pistol in hand, started cursing. “Please go back home, sir.” “You mean you’re not going to arrest him?” “Go back home, now!” Victor Emmanuel III had another brilliant idea. “You’re an accomplice! An accomplice! I’m going to go call the Carabinieri!” he said, racing out of the room. Fazio ran after him. He returned five minutes later. “I managed to convince him. What on earth happened?” Montalbano told him. Meanwhile he noticed that Michela was starting to regain consciousness. “Did you come alone?” asked the inspector. “No, Gallo’s waiting in the car.” “Have him come up.” Fazio called him on his cell phone, and Gallo arrived in a jiffy. “Keep an eye on this woman. When she comes to, do not, under any circumstances, let her go up to the terrace. Got that?”

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“Oh my God oh my God oh my God,” she cried, covering her face with her hands. But she was a strong woman. She took a sip of water from a glass that apparently Gallo had given her. “Why?” “Why what?” “Why was he killed? Why?” Montalbano threw his hands up. But Michela was already beset with another concern. “Mama! Oh my God! How am I ever going to tell her?” “Don’t.” “But I have to tell her!” “Listen to me. Call her up. Tell her we’ve discovered that Angelo was in a terrible car accident. That he’s been hospitalized and is in grave condition. And you’re going to spend the night at the hospital. Don’t tell her which one. Does your mother have any relatives around here?” “Yes, a sister.” “Does she live in Vigàta?” “Yes.” “Call up this sister and tell her the same thing. And ask her to go and stay with your mother. I think it’s better if you spend the night here. You’ll see, tomorrow morning you’ll be strong enough to find the right words to tell your mother the truth.” “Thank you,” said Michela. She stood up, and Montalbano heard her walk into the study, where there was a phone. He, too, walked out of the bedroom, went into the 24


living room, sat down in an armchair, and lit himself a cigarette. “Chief? Where are you?” It was Fazio. “I’m in here. What is it?” “I gave the word, Chief. They’ll be here in half an hour, max. But Captain Giacovazzo’s not coming.” “And why not?” “He spoke to the commissioner, and the commissioner relieved him. Apparently Giacovazzo’s got some delicate matter on his hands. To make a long story short, the case is yours, like it or not.” “Fine. Call me when they get here.” He heard Michela come out of the study and lock herself in the bathroom between the two bedrooms. Ten minutes later he heard her come out. She’d washed herself and put on a woman’s dressing gown. Michela noticed that the inspector was looking at her. “It’s mine,” she explained. “I used to spend the night here sometimes.” “Did you talk to your mother?” “Yes. She took it pretty well, all things considered. And Aunt Iole is already on her way to be with her. You see, Mama’s not really all there in the head. At times she’s perfectly lucid, but at other times it’s as though she were absent. When I told her about Angelo, it was as if I were talking about some acquaintance. I guess it’s better this way. Would you like some coffee?” “No thanks. But if you’ve got a little whisky . . .” 25

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“Of course. I think I’ll have some myself.” She went out, then returned carrying a tray with two glasses and an unopened bottle. “I’ll go see if there’s any ice.” “I drink it straight.” “Me, too.” If there hadn’t happened to be a man shot to death on the terrace, it might have been the opening scene of an amorous encounter. All that was missing was the background music. Michela heaved a deep sigh, leaned her head against the back of the armchair, and closed her eyes. Montalbano decided to lower the boom. “Your brother was killed either during or after sexual relations. Or while masturbating.” She leapt out of her chair like a Fury. “Imbecile! What are you saying?” Montalbano acted as though he hadn’t heard the insult. “What’s so surprising? Your brother was a forty-twoyear-old man. You yourself, who used to see him every day, told me Angelo didn’t have any girlfriends. So let me put the question differently: Did he have any boyfriends?” It got worse. She began to tremble all over and held out her arm, index finger pointed like a pistol at the inspector. “You are a . . . a . . .” “Who are you trying to cover for, Michela?” She fell back into the armchair, weeping, hands over her face. “Angelo . . . my poor brother . . . my poor Angelo . . .”

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“Elena,” she repeated more clearly. “Who’s she?” “A woman my brother used to . . .” “Why did you want to cover up for her?” “She’s married.” “How long had they been seeing each other?” “Six months, at the most.” “Did they get along well?” “Angelo told me they quarreled every now and then . . . Elena was . . . is very jealous.” “Do you know all about this woman? Her husband’s name, where she lives, and so on?” “Yes.” “Tell me.” She told him. “What sort of relationship do you have with this Elena Sclafani?” “I only know her by sight.” “So you have no reason to tell her what happened to your brother?” “No.” “Good. You can go to bed now. I’ll come pick you up tomorrow morning around nine-thirty.”

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Somebody must have found the switch for the two lights that lit up the part of the terrace nearest the former laundry room. Judge Tommaseo was walking back and forth in the illuminated area, carefully avoiding the surrounding darkness. Sitting on the balustrade with lighted cigarettes in hand were two men in white smocks. They must have been ambulance workers, waiting for the go-ahead to pick up the body and take it to the morgue. Fazio and Gallo were standing near the entrance to the room. They’d removed the door from its hinges and propped it against the wall. Montalbano saw Dr. Pasquano washing his hands, which meant he’d finished examining the body. The coroner looked angrier than usual. Maybe he’d been interrupted during a game of briscola or tressette, which he played every Thursday night. Tommaseo ran up to the inspector. “What did the sister say?” Apparently Fazio had told him where the inspector was and what he was doing. “Nothing. I didn’t interrogate her.” “Why not?” 29

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“I wouldn’t have dared without you being present, Dr. Tommaseo.” The public prosecutor puffed up his chest. He looked like a turkey-cock. “So what were you doing all this time with her?” “I put her to bed.” Tommaseo look a quick glance around, then huddled up conspiratorially next to the inspector. “Pretty?” “That’s not the right adjective, but I’d say yes.” Tommaseo licked his lips. “When could I . . . interrogate her?” “I’ll bring her to your office tomorrow morning, around ten-thirty. Is that okay with you? Unfortunately, I’ve a meeting with the commissioner at eleven.” “That’s fine, go right ahead.” He licked his lips again. Pasquano came up. “So?” asked Tommaseo. “So what? Didn’t you see him yourself? He got shot in the face. One shot. That was enough.” “Do you know how long he’s been dead?” Pasquano gave him a dirty look and didn’t answer. “Roughly speaking,” Montalbano bargained. “What day is today?” “Thursday.” “Roughly speaking, I’d say he was shot late Monday evening.” “Is that all?” Tommaseo cut in again, disappointed.

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looking in his eyes, she already had her hand on the weapon, and—” “Wait a second. What makes you think the woman looked her victim in the eyes?” Pasquano cut in, a seraphic expression on his face. Montalbano felt like he couldn’t take Pasquano’s shenanigans any longer and would burst out laughing at any moment. “But how could she not look him in the eyes, in that position!” said Tommaseo. “We’re not certain that was the position.” “But you yourself just finished saying—” “Listen, Tommaseo, the woman might well have straddled the man, but we don’t know how—that is, whether facing him or with her back to him.” “True.” “And in the latter case, she would not have been able to look her victim in the eye, wouldn’t you say? Anyway, from that position, the man would have had an embarrassment of riches. Well, I’m going to go. Good night. I’ll keep you informed.” “Oh, no you don’t! You have to explain yourself! What do you mean by ‘an embarrassment of riches’?” said Tommaseo, running after the coroner. They disappeared into the darkness. Montalbano approached Fazio. “Did Forensics get lost?” “They’ll be here any minute.” “Listen, I’m going home. You stay here. See you tomorrow at the office.” 32


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had knocked a long time at the door to no avail. Alarmed— because he knew that the senator was at home alone—he’d walked around the house and looked inside a window, seeing his friend lying on the floor, either unconscious or dead. Since, given his age, he couldn’t very well climb up through the window and enter, he’d called for help on his cell phone. In brief, Senator Nicotra had, as the newspapers like to put it, “died of heart failure” that same Sunday evening after speaking to the Honorable Riccobono. Nobody’d been to see him either Monday or Tuesday. He himself had told his secretary he wanted to be left alone and undisturbed and that, at any rate, he was going to unplug the phone. If he needed anything, he would call for it. TeleVigàta, through the pursed lips of their political commentator Pippo Ragonese, was explaining to one and all the vast sweep of Italy’s grief over the loss of the eminent politician. The chief executive—the very same into whose party the senator had fled with all his belongings—had wired a message of condolence to the family. “What family?” Montalbano asked himself. It was well known that the senator had no family. And it would have been going too far, indeed it was entirely beyond the realm of possibility, for the chief executive to wire a message of condolence to the Sinagra crime family, with whom the senator had apparently had, and continued to have, long and fruitful—but never proven—ties. Pippo Ragonese concluded by saying that the funeral would be held the following day, Friday, in Montelusa. Turning off the television, the inspector didn’t feel like 34


eating anything. He went and sat out on the veranda for a bit, enjoying the cool sea air, then went to bed. /0000000000000 The alarm went off at seven-thirty, and Montalbano shot out of bed like a jack-in-the-box. Shortly before eight o’clock, the phone rang. “Chief, ohh, Chief! Dr. Latte wit an s at the end jess called!” “What did he want?” “He said that ’cause that they’re having the furinal services for that sinator that died and seeing as how the c’mishner gotta be there poissonally in poisson, atta furinal, I mean, the c’mishner can’t come to see youse like he said he was gonna do. Unnastand, Chief?” “Perfectly, Cat.” It was a lovely day, but the moment he set down the phone, it seemed downright heavenly to him. The prospect of not having to meet with Bonetti-Alderighi made him practically idiotic with joy, to the point that he composed a perfectly ignoble couplet—ignoble in terms of both intelligence and meter—for the occasion: A dead senator a day Keeps the commissioner away. /0000000000000 Michela had mentioned that Emilio Sclafani, Elena’s husband, taught Greek at the liceo classico of Montelusa, which 35

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probably meant he got in his car every morning and drove to school. Thus when the inspector knocked at the door of Apartment 6, Via Autonomia Siciliana 18, at 8:40, he was reasonably certain that Signora Elena, the professor’s wife and the late Angelo Pardo’s mistress, would be at home alone. But in reality when he knocked, there was no answer. The inspector tried again. Nothing. He started to worry. Maybe the woman had asked her husband for a lift and gone into Montelusa. He knocked a third time. Still nothing. He turned around, cursing, and was about to descend the stairs when he heard a woman’s voice call from inside the apartment. “Who is it?” This question is not always so easy to answer. First of all, because it may happen that the person who’s supposed to reply is caught at a moment of identity loss and, second, because saying who one is doesn’t always facilitate things. “Administration,” he said. In so-called civilized societies, there is always an administrator administrating you, thought Montalbano. It might be the condominium administrator or a legal administrator, but it really makes no difference, since what matters is that he’s there, and stays there, and that he administrates you more or less carefully, or even secretly, ready to make you pay for mistakes you perhaps don’t even know you’ve made. Joseph K. knew a thing or two about this. The door opened, and an attractive, thirtyish blonde appeared, dressed in an absurd kimono, with pouty lips a fire red without even a trace of lipstick, and sleepy blue eyes. She’d got out of bed to answer the door and still bore a 36


strong smell of sleep. The inspector felt vaguely uneasy, mostly because, though barefoot, she was taller than him. “What do you want?” The tone of her question made it clear she had no intention of wasting any time and indeed was in a hurry to go back to bed. “Police. I’m Inspector Montalbano. Good morning. Are you Elena Sclafani?” She turned pale and took a step backwards. “Oh my God, has something happened to my husband?” Montalbano balked. He wasn’t expecting this. “To your husband? No. Why do you ask?” “Because every morning when he gets in his car to drive to Montelusa, I . . . well, he doesn’t know how to drive . . . Since we got married four years ago, he’s had about ten minor accidents, and so . . .” “Signora, I didn’t come to talk to you about your husband, but about another man. And I have many things to ask you. Perhaps it’s better if we go inside.” She stepped aside and took Montalbano into a small but rather elegant living room. “Please sit down, I’ll be right back.” She took ten minutes to get dressed. She returned in a blouse and skirt slightly above the knee, high heels, and with her hair in a bun. She sat down in an armchair in front of the inspector. She showed neither curiosity nor the slightest bit of concern. “Would you like some coffee?” “If it’s already made . . .” 37

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“No, but I’ll go make it. I need some myself. If I don’t drink a cup of coffee first thing in the morning, I don’t connect.” “I know exactly what you mean.” She went into the kitchen and started rummaging around. The telephone rang, and she answered. She returned with the coffee. They each put sugar in their demitasses, and neither spoke until they’d finished drinking. “That was my husband, just now, on the phone. He was calling to let me know he was about to start class. He does that every day, just to reassure me he got there all right.” “May I smoke?” Montalbano asked. “Of course. I smoke, too. So . . .” said Elena, leaning back into the armchair, a lighted cigarette between her fingers. “What’s Angelo done this time?” Montalbano looked at her bewildered, mouth hanging open. For the past half hour, he’d been trying to figure out how to broach the subject of the woman’s lover, and she comes out with this explicit question? “How did you know I—” “Inspector, there are currently two men in my life. You made it clear you hadn’t come to talk about my husband, and this can only mean you’re here to talk about Angelo. Am I right?” “Yes, you’re right. But before going any further, I would like you to explain that adverb you used: ‘currently.’ What do you mean?” Elena smiled. She had bright white teeth, like a wild young animal. 38


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“Because if it had been a car accident or natural death, a police inspector would not have come to interrogate the victim’s mistress at eight-thirty in the morning.” Hats off. “Yes, he was murdered.” “Last night?” “We found him yesterday, but he’d been dead since Monday night.” “How did he die?” “Shot.” “Where?” “In the face.” She gave a start, trembling as though she felt suddenly cold. “No, I meant where did it happen?” “At his place. Do you know that room he had up on the terrace?” “Yes, he showed it to me once.” “Listen, ma’am, I have to ask you some questions.” “Well, here I am.” “Did your husband know?” “About my affair with Angelo? Yes.” “Was it you who told him?” “Yes. I never kept anything from him.” “Was he jealous?” “Of course. But he could control himself. Anyway, Angelo wasn’t the first.” “Where would the two of you meet?”

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“No. I think he was starting to develop a feeling for me that he hadn’t counted on at the beginning. You know, in matters of women,Angelo was rather inexperienced.” “Forgive my asking, but where were you Monday evening?” She smiled. “I was wondering when you would ask. I have no alibi.” “Can you tell me what you did? Did you stay home? See friends?” “I went out. Angelo and I had planned to get together Monday evening at his place, around nine o’clock. But when I went out, almost unconsciously, I took a wrong turn. And I kept on going, forcing myself not to turn back. I wanted to see whether I could actually give Angelo up, as he was waiting to make love to me. I drove around aimlessly for two hours, then went back home.” “Weren’t you puzzled that Angelo didn’t contact you the following morning and in the days that followed?” “No. I thought he wasn’t calling me out of spite.” “Didn’t you try to call him?” “No, I would never have done that. It would have been a mistake. Maybe it really was all over between us. And I felt relieved at the thought of it.”

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go to Angelo’s place, where he was waiting to make love with you. Is that right?” “That’s right.” “Were you planning to spend the night there with him?” “Absolutely not. I never spent the night there. I would have come back home around midnight.” “So you would have stayed about three hours with Angelo.” “More or less. But why . . . ?” “Did you ever happen to arrive late for a date with him?” “A few times.” “And how did Angelo behave in those instances?” “How was he supposed to behave? He was usually nervous, irritated. Then he would slowly calm down and . . .” She smiled in a completely different way from a moment before. A smile half concealed, secret, self-directed, eyes sparkling with amusement. “And try to make up for the time lost.” “What if I were to tell you that Angelo, that evening, didn’t wait for you?” “What do you mean? I really don’t think he went out, since you said they found him on the terrace . . .” “He was killed right after having sexual relations.” She was either as great an actress as La Duse or truly shaken. She quickly made a few meaningless gestures, stood up and sat down, brought her empty demitasse to her lips, put it down as if she’d drunk from it, pulled a cigarette out 44


of her pack but didn’t light it, stood up and sat down, knocked over a small wooden box that was on the coffee table, looked at it, then set it down. “That’s absurd,” she finally said. “You see, Angelo behaved as if he was absolutely certain you were no longer going to his place on Monday evening. Out of some sort of resentment towards you, or out of spite, or to get back at you, he may have called another woman. And now you must answer me truthfully: That evening, as you were driving around in your car, did you phone Angelo and tell him you weren’t going to his place?” “No. That’s why I say it’s absurd. One time, you know, I even showed up two hours late. And he was beside himself, but still waiting. Monday evening he had no way of knowing what I’d decided. I could have descended on him at any moment and surprised him!” “No, I don’t think so,” said Montalbano. “Why?” “Because Angelo, in a way, had taken a precaution: He’d gone up to the room on the terrace. And the glass door leading to the terrace was locked. Do you have a key for that door?” “No.” “So you see? Even if you’d arrived unexpectedly, there was no way you could have surprised him. Do you have keys to his apartment?” “No.” “So all you could have done was knock on the apartment door, and nobody would have answered. Before long you would have concluded that Angelo wasn’t home, that 45

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he’d gone out, perhaps to blow off some steam, and you would have given up. In his room on the terrace, Angelo was out of your reach.” “But not the killer’s,” Elena said, almost angrily. “That’s another matter,” said Montalbano. “And you can help me in this.” “How?” “How long had you been with Angelo?” “Six months.” “During that time, did you have a chance to meet any of his friends, male or female?” “Inspector, perhaps I didn’t make myself clear enough. When we got together, it was always to . . . well, it was always for a very specific purpose. I would go to his place, we’d have a whisky, get undressed, and go to bed. We never once went to the movies together, or to a restaurant. More recently he wanted to do those kinds of things, but I didn’t. And that also led to quarrels.” “Why didn’t you want to go out with him?” “Because I didn’t want to give people a reason to laugh at Emilio.” “But surely Angelo must have spoken to you about some of his friends or girlfriends!” “He did. He told me, shortly after we met, that he had just broken up with a certain Paola, ‘the red,’ as he called her. He also told me about a certain Martino, with whom he often went out to lunch and dinner. But the person he spoke most often about was his sister, Michela. They were very close, and had been so since childhood.” 46


“What do you know about this Paola?” “I’ve already told you everything I know: Paola, red hair.” “Did he talk about his job?” “No. One time he mentioned that it paid well but was boring.” “Did you know that he’d had a medical practice for a while and then gave it up?” “Yes. But he didn’t give it up. The only time he ever spoke to me about it, he made vague mention of some episode that had forced him to stop practicing. It was totally unclear to me, but I didn’t probe any further because I didn’t care.” This was absolutely new. He had to find out more about it. Montalbano stood up. “Thank you for your openness. A rare thing, I assure you. I think, however, I’ll need to meet with you again.” “Whatever you say, Inspector. But please do me a favor.” “At your service.” “Next time don’t come so early in the morning. You can even come in the afternoon. As I said, my husband knows everything. Sorry, but it’s just that I’m a late riser.” /0000000000000 He pulled up in front of Angelo Pardo’s building over half an hour late. But he could take his time, since the meeting with the commissioner had been postponed. He rang the intercom bell, and Michela buzzed open the door. As he was 47

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climbing the stairs, the building still seemed dead. No voices, no sounds. Who knew whether Elena, when coming to see Angelo, had ever run into any of the other tenants? Michela was waiting for him at the door. “You’re late.” Montalbano noticed she was wearing a different dress, but one still made to hide what could not be hidden. She’d also changed her shoes. Did she therefore keep a whole wardrobe in her brother’s apartment? Michela realized what was going through the inspector’s head. “I went home early this morning. I wanted to see how Mama had spent the night. And so I took the opportunity to change clothes.” “Listen, this morning you have to go see the Public Prosecutor Tommaseo. I’d meant to go with you, but I think there’s no point in my being there.” “What does this man want from me?” “He needs to ask you some questions about your brother. Could I use the telephone? I’ll tell Tommaseo you’re on your way.” “But where am I supposed to go?” “To the courthouse, in Montelusa.” He went into the study and immediately sensed something strange. Something had changed, but he didn’t know what. He called up Tommaseo and told him he couldn’t attend the meeting with Pardo’s sister. The prosecutor, though he didn’t show it, was naturally pleased. 48


Back in the hallway, Michela was ready to leave. “Could you please give me the keys to this apartment?” She hesitated a moment, unsure, then opened her purse and handed him the set. “What if I need to come back here?” “Come to the station and I’ll give them back to you. Where can I find you this afternoon?” “At home.” He closed the door behind Michela and ran into the study. From time immemorial the inspector had a kind of photographic eye built into his head. When, for example, he entered a room that was new to him, he could capture in a single glance not only the arrangement of the furniture but also the objects sitting on top of the different pieces. And he would remember all this even after some time had passed. He stopped in the doorway, leaned his right shoulder against the jamb and, looking very carefully, discovered at once what didn’t tally. The overnight bag. The previous evening the bag was resting upright on the floor beside the desk, whereas now it was entirely under the desk. There was no reason to move it; it was not in the way, even if one had to use the phone. Michela must therefore have picked it up to see what was inside and not put it back where it was before. He cursed. Shit, what a big mistake he’d made! He should not have left the woman alone in the murdered man’s home. He had made it as easy as possible for her to get rid of 49

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anything that might prove in some way compromising for her brother. He grabbed the overnight bag and set it down on the desk. The little suitcase opened up at once; it was not locked. Inside, a great mass of papers with letterheads of a variety of pharmaceutical companies, instruction inserts for medicines, order forms, receipts. There were also two datebooks, one big and one small. He looked first at the big one. The index of addresses was densely packed with the names and telephone numbers of doctors all over the province, hospitals, and pharmacies. In addition, Angelo Pardo diligently wrote down every workrelated appointment he had. Montalbano set this aside and thumbed through the smaller one. It was Pardo’s private datebook. It contained the names and phone numbers of Elena Sclafani, his sister, Michela, and many others the inspector didn’t know. He looked at the page for the previous Monday. Pardo had written, 9 pm E. Thus what Elena had told him about her rendezvous with Angelo was true. He set the little datebook aside as well and picked up the phone. “Montalbano here, Cat. Lemme talk to Fazio.” “Straightaway, Chief.” “Fazio, could you come meet me right now at Angelo Pardo’s place?” “On the terrace?” “No, downstairs, in the apartment.” “I’m on my way.” “Oh, and bring Catarella along with you.” 50


“Catarella?!” “Why, can’t he be moved?” The desk had three drawers. He opened the one on the right. Here, too, papers and documents relating to the man’s career as—what was that again?—ah, yes, as a “pharmaceutical industry informer.” The one in the middle wouldn’t open. It was locked, and the key was nowhere to be seen. Probably Michela had taken it. What a goddamn idiot he’d been! He was about to open the drawer on the left when the telephone on the desk rang so suddenly and loudly that it scared him. He picked up the receiver. “Yes?” he said, squeezing his nostrils with the index finger and thumb of his right hand to alter his voice. “You got a cold?” “Yes.” “Izzat why you din’t come lass night, scumbag? I’ll be waitin f’r ya t’night. And ya better come, even if you got pneumonia.” End of phone call. A man of few but dangerous words. A commanding voice. Surely some doctor upset at a pharmaceutical informer’s failure to show would not call him a scumbag. Montalbano picked up the big datebook and looked at the page for the previous day, Thursday. The part for the evening was blank. There was no writing. Whereas the morning part featured an appointment in Fanara with a certain Dr. Caruana. He was about to open the left-hand drawer when the phone rang again. Montalbano began to suspect that there was some sort of connection between the drawer and the telephone. 51

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“Yes?” he said, doing the same rigmarole with his nostrils. “Dr. Angelo Pardo?” The voice of a woman, fiftyish and stern. “Yes, it’s me.” “Your voice sounds strange.” “A cold.” “Ah. I’m a nurse with Dr. Caruana in Fanara. The doctor waited a long time for you yesterday morning, and you didn’t even have the courtesy to inform us you weren’t coming.” “Please give my apologies to Dr. Caruana, but this cold . . . I’ll get back in tou—” He interrupted himself. Wasn’t he taking this a bit too far? How could the dead man he was pretending to be ever get back in touch? “Hello?” said the nurse. “I’ll call back as soon as I can. Good day.” He hung up. An entirely different tone from that used by the unknown man in the first phone call. Very interesting. But would he ever succeed in opening the drawer? He moved his hand carefully, keeping it out of the telephone’s view. This time he succeeded. It was stuffed full of papers. Every possible and imaginable kind of receipt of the sort that help keep a household running: rent, electricity, gas, telephone, maintenance. But nothing concerning him, Angelo, personally in person, as Catarella would say. Maybe he’d kept the papers and things more directly related to his own life in the middle drawer. 52


He closed the left-hand drawer, and the telephone rang. Perhaps the phone had realized a bit late that he’d tricked it, and it was now taking revenge. “Yes?” Again with nostrils plugged. “What the hell happened to you, asshole?” Male voice, fortyish, angry. He was about to respond when the other continued: “Hold on a second, I’ve got a call on the other line.” Montalbano pricked his ears but could only hear a confused murmur. Then two words loud and clear: “Holy shit!” Then the other hung up. What did it mean? Scumbag and asshole. It was anyone’s guess how a third anonymous caller might define Angelo. At that moment the intercom next to the front door rang. The inspector went and buzzed open the door downstairs. It was Fazio and Catarella. “Ahh, Chief, Chief! Fazio tol’ me you was needin’ me poissonally in poisson!” He was all sweaty and excited by the high honor the inspector was bestowing on him by asking him to take part in the investigation. “Follow me, both of you.” He led them into the study. “You, Cat, take that laptop that’s on the desk and see if you can tell me everything it’s got inside. But don’t do it in here; take it into the living room.” “Can I also take the prinner wit’ me, Chief?” “Take whatever you need.” 53

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With Catarella gone, Montalbano filled Fazio in on everything, from his fuckup in leaving Michela alone in Angelo’s apartment to what Elena Sclafani had told him. He also told him about the phone calls. Fazio stood there pensively. “Tell me again about the second call,” he said after a moment. Montalbano described the call again. “Here’s my hypothesis,” said Fazio. “Let’s say the guy who phoned the second time is named Giacomo. This Giacomo doesn’t know that Angelo’s been killed. He calls him up and hears him answer the phone. Giacomo’s angry because he’s been unable to get in touch with Angelo for several days. When he’s about to start talking to him, he tells him to hold on because he’s got a call on another line. Right?” “Right.” “He talks on the other line and somebody tells him something that not only upsets him but makes him break off the conversation. The question is, what did they tell him?” “That Angelo’s been murdered,” said Montalbano. “That’s what I think, too.” “Listen, Fazio, do the newsmen know about the murder yet?” “Well, something’s been leaking out. But to get back to our discussion, when Giacomo finds out he’s talking to a fake Angelo, he hangs up immediately.” “The question is, why did he hang up?” said Montalbano. “Here’s a first idea: Let’s say Giacomo’s a man with nothing to hide, an innocent friend from nights of wining and dining 54


and girls. While he’s thinking he’s talking to Angelo, somebody tells him Angelo’s been killed. A real friend would not have hung up. He’d have asked the fake Angelo who he really is and why he was passing himself off as Angelo. So we need a second idea. Which is that Giacomo, as soon as he learns of Angelo’s death, says ‘Holy shit’ and hangs up because he’s afraid of giving himself away if he keeps on talking. So it’s not an innocent friendship, but something shady. And that first phone call also seemed fishy to me.” “What can we do?” “We can try to find out where the calls came from. See if you can get authorization, and then take it to the phone company. There’s no guarantee it’s going to work, but it’s worth a try.” “I’ll try right now.” “Wait, that’s not all. We need to find out everything we can about Angelo Pardo. Based on what Elena Sclafani told me, it seems he was kicked out of the medical association or whatever it’s called. And that’s not the sort of thing that’s done for chickenshit.” “All right, I see what I can do.” “Wait. What’s the big hurry? I also want to know the whole life story of Emilio Sclafani, who teaches Greek at the liceo of Montelusa. You’ll find the address in the phone book.” “All right,” said Fazio, making no more sign of leaving. “Another thing. What about Angelo’s wallet?” “He had it in the back pocket of his jeans. Forensics grabbed it.” 55

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“Did they grab anything else?” “Yessir. A set of keys and the cell phone that was on the table.” “Before the day is over, I want those keys, cell phone, and wallet.” “Fine. Can I go now?” “No. Try to open the middle drawer of Pardo’s desk. It’s locked. But you have to be able to open and reclose it so that it looks like it hasn’t been touched.” “That’ll take a little time.” “You’ve got all the time you want.” As Fazio started to fiddle around with the drawer, Montalbano went into the living room. Catarella had turned on the laptop and was fiddling around himself. “Iss rilly difficult, Chief.” “Why?” “ ’Cause iss got the lass word.” Montalbano was befuddled. What, can computers talk now? “Cat, what the hell are you saying?” “Iss like diss, Chief: When summon don’t want summon to look at the poissonal tings he got inside, he gives it a lass word.” Montalbano understood. “You mean a password?” “Ain’t dat what I said? And if you don’t got the lass word, y’can’t get in.” “So we’re fucked?” “Not nicissarily, Chief. He’s gotta have a form wit’ the 56


name ’n’ sir name o’ the owner, date a boith, name o’ the missus or girlfriend or brother and sister and mother and father, son if you got one, daughter if you got one—” “All right, I’ll have everything to you today after lunch. Meanwhile take the computer back to the station with you. Who are you going to give the form to?” “Who’m I sposta give it to, Chief?” “Cat, you said, ‘He’s gotta have.’ Who’s ‘he’?” “He’s me, Chief.” Fazio called him from the study.

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Instead of reclosing and locking the drawer, Fazio was emptying onto the desk, in orderly fashion, all the things there were inside it. “Just a second, Chief. I wanna see something.” When the drawer had been completely emptied, Fazio pulled it entirely out from its runners and turned it over. Underneath, on the bottom, was a chrome-plated, squat, notched key, stuck to the wood by two pieces of tape crossed in an X. “Well done, Fazio.” While the inspector was contemplating the key he’d detached, Fazio put everything back into the drawer in the same order as before and locked the drawer with his own key, which he slipped back into his pocket. “If you ask me, this key opens up a little wall safe somewhere,” the inspector surmised. “If you ask me, too,” said Fazio. “And you know what that means?” “It means we need to get down to work,” said Fazio, taking off his jacket and rolling up his sleeves. /0000000000000 After two hours spent moving paintings, moving mirrors, moving furniture, moving rugs, moving medicines, and moving books, Montalbano’s pithy conclusion was: “There’s not a goddamn thing here.” They sat down, exhausted, on the living-room couch. They looked at one another. And they both thought the same thing:

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“The room upstairs.” They climbed the spiral staircase. Montalbano opened the glass door, and they walked onto the terrace roof. The door to the little room had not been put back on its hinges but was only leaning in place with a piece of paper taped to it, forbidding entry and saying that the premises were under legal process. Fazio set the door aside, and they went in. They had two strokes of luck. First, the room was small, and therefore they didn’t have to break their backs moving too much furniture. Second, the table had no drawers, and so they didn’t waste much time. But the result was exactly the same as that obtained in the apartment downstairs, which the inspector had brilliantly, though perhaps not so elegantly, summed up in few words. The one difference was that they were now sweating profusely, since the sun was beating down on the little room. “Maybe the key is for a safe-deposit box at a bank?” Fazio ventured when they returned to the flat below. “I doubt it. Usually those keys have a number on them, or an imprint, something enabling the bank people to recognize it. This one is smooth, anonymous.” “So what are we gonna do?” “We’re gonna go eat,” said Montalbano, waxing poetic. /0000000000000 After a thorough bellyful and a slow, meditative-digestive stroll, one step at a time, to the lighthouse and back, he went to the office.

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“Chief, djou bring me the form that he needs?” asked Catarella the moment he walked in. “Yes, give it to him.” According to the complex Catarellian language, “him” of course meant Catarella himself. The inspector sat down, pulled out the key Fazio had found, set it on the desk, and started staring at it as though he wanted to hypnotize it. But the opposite thing happened. That is, the key hypnotized him. In fact, a few minutes later, he let his eyes shut, overwhelmed by an irresistible desire to sleep. He got up, went and washed his face, and at that moment he had a brainstorm. He called Galluzzo into his office. “Listen, do you know where Orazio Genco lives?” “The robber? Of course I know where he lives. I went there twice to arrest him.” “I want you to go see him, ask him how he’s doing, and give him my regards. Did you know that Orazio hasn’t gotten out of bed for a year? I don’t feel up to seeing what kind of state he’s in.” Galluzzo wasn’t surprised. He knew that the inspector and the old burglar were fond of each other and had become, in their own way, friends. “Am I just supposed to give him your regards?” “No. While you’re at it, let him have a look at this key.” Montalbano took it out and handed it to him. “Make him tell you what kind of key it is and what he thinks it’s for.” “Bah!” said a skeptical Galluzzo. “That’s a modern key.” “So?” 62


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“Senator Nicotra.” Montalbano’s mouth took the shape of an O. “Are you kidding?” “No, Chief. It was well known the senator dabbled in drugs. Every now and then, he would shut himself up in his villa and take a three-day trip by himself. Looks like this time he forgot to buy a return ticket.” “But is this certain?” “Gospel, Chief.” “How do you like that? The guy did nothing but talk about morals and morality! Tell me something: When you went to the kid’s house, did you find the usual stuff— syringe, rubber hose?” “Yeah.” “With Nicotra it must have been something else, some badly cut stuff. I just don’t get it. I don’t understand these things. Anyway, may he rest in peace.” As he was leaving, Fazio practically ran into Mimì Augello in the doorway. “Mimì!” the inspector bellowed. “What a lovely surprise! A sight for sore eyes!” “Leave me alone, Salvo, I haven’t slept a wink for two days.” “Is the little one sick?” “No, but he cries all the time. For no reason.” “That’s your opinion.” “But the doctors—” “Forget about the doctors. Obviously the kid’s not in agreement with you and Beba about having been brought 64


into the world. And considering the way the world is, I can’t say I blame him.” “Listen. Don’t start in with your jokes. I just wanted to tell you that five minutes ago I got a call from the commissioner.” “And what the hell do I care about your lovey-dovey phone calls? ’Cause nowadays you and Bonetti-Alderighi are downright hand in glove with each other, except it’s not clear who’s the hand and who’s the glove.” “Did you get it out of your system? Can I talk now? Yes? The commissioner told me that tomorrow morning, around eleven o’clock, Inspector Liguori’s coming here, to the station.” Montalbano darkened. “The asshole from Narcotics?” “The asshole from Narcotics.” “What’s he want?” “I don’t know.” “I don’t even want to see his shadow.” “That’s precisely why I came in to tell you. You, tomorrow, as of eleven o’clock, should make yourself scarce. I’ll talk to him.” “Thanks. My best to Beba.” He phoned Michela Pardo. He wanted to see her, not only because he had to ask her some questions, but also to find out why and what she’d taken from her brother’s apartment. The stupidity of having let her sleep at Angelo’s place weighed heavily on his mind. “How’d it go this morning with Judge Tommaseo?” he asked her. 65

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“He made me wait half an hour in the anteroom and then had someone inform me that the meeting had been postponed until tomorrow at the same hour. I’m glad you called, Inspector. I was about to call you.” “What is it?” “I wanted to know when we could have Angelo back. For the funeral.” “To be honest, I don’t know. But I’ll find out. Listen, could you come by the station?” “Inspector Montalbano, I decided it was better to tell Mama that Angelo is dead. I told her he died in a car accident. She had a very violent reaction, and I had to call our doctor. He gave her some sedatives, and she’s resting now. I don’t want to leave her alone. Couldn’t you come here?” “Sure. When?” “Whenever you like. In any case, I can’t leave the house.” “I’ll be there around seven o’clock this evening. Let me have the address.” About an hour later, Galluzzo returned. “How’s Orazio doing?” “Pretty far gone, Chief. He’s waiting for you to come see him.” He pulled the key out of his pocket and handed it to the inspector. “According to Orazio, this is the key to a portable Exeter strongbox, forty-five centimeters by thirty by twentyfive centimeters tall. He says you can’t open those boxes even with an antitank mine. Unless you’ve got the key.” 66


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“What’s that mean?” “I’ll tell you what it means. It means that before I get to Pardo, I have five other autopsies to perform. Therefore the family will have to wait a bit. Tell them their dear departed is not having such a bad time of it in the freezer. Oh, and while I’ve got you on the line, I should tell you I was mistaken.” Madunnuzza santa, the patience one needed with this man! “About what, Doctor?” “About whether Pardo had had sexual relations before he was killed. I’m sorry to disappoint Judge Tommaseo, who was off to such a flying start.” “So you did examine him!” “Just superficially, and only the part I was curious about.” “But then why . . . ?” “Why was it out, you mean?” “Exactly.” “Well, maybe he’d gone and taken a piss in a corner of the terrace and wasn’t allowed the time to put it back in. Or maybe he was planning a moment of solitary pleasure but they beat him to it and shot him. But that sort of thing’s not my province. It’s you, Mr. Inspector, who’s conducting the investigation, isn’t it?” He hung up without saying good-bye. So, come to think of it, Elena was right when she refused to believe that Angelo had met with another woman while he was waiting for her. But the doctor’s hypothesis didn’t hold water either. 68


There was no bathroom in the former laundry room, only a sink. If Angelo needed to go and didn’t feel like going downstairs to his flat, there was no need to do it in some dark corner of the terrace; he could have used the sink as a toilet bowl. Nor was the masturbation hypothesis very convincing. Yet in both cases it was very odd that Pardo hadn’t had time to put himself back in order. No, there must be some other explanation. Something not so simple as Pasquano’s theories. Mimì Augello appeared in the doorway. “What do you want?” He had dark circles under his eyes, worse than when he used to spend his nights womanizing. “Seven,” said Mimì. Montalbano looked like he’d suddenly gone mad. He sprang out of his chair, red in the face, and screamed so loudly they must have heard him all the way to the port: “Eighteen, twenty-four, thirty-six! Fuck! And seventy, too!” Augello got scared, and chaos erupted all over the station, doors slamming, footsteps racing. In an instant, Galluzzo, Gallo, and Catarella were in the doorway. “What’s going on?” “What happened?” “What’s wrong?” “Nothing, nothing,” said Montalbano, sitting back down. “Go back to your posts. I had a little attack of nerves, that’s all. It’s over.” 69

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The three men left. Mimì was still staring at him “What got into you? What were those mysterious numbers you said?” “Ah, so it’s me who’s being mysterious with numbers? Me? Didn’t you come in here and say ‘seven’?” “What, is that a mortal sin or something?” “Never mind. What did you want to tell me?” “That since Liguori’s coming tomorrow, I did some research. You know how many drug deaths we’ve had in the province in the last ten days?” “Seven,” said Montalbano. “Exactly. How did you know?” “Mimì, you told me yourself. Let’s drop the Campanile dialogue.” “What campanile?” “Forget it, Mimì, or I’ll have another attack of nerves.” “Do you know what people are saying about Senator Nicotra?” “That he died of the same illness as the other six.” “And that explains why Montelusa Narcotics has decided to get a move on. Don’t you have any ideas about it?” “No, and I don’t want to.” Mimì left, and the phone rang. “Inspector Montalbano? Lattes here. Everything all right?” “Just fine, Doctor, with the Virgin’s good grace.” “The pups?” What the fuck was he talking about? The children? How many did he think he had? What do puppies do, anyway? 70


“They’re growing, Doctor.” “Good, good. I wanted to let you know that the commissioner will expect you tomorrow afternoon between five and six.” “I’ll definitely be there.” It was time to go see Michela. Walking past Catarella’s closet, he saw him with his head buried in Angelo Pardo’s computer. “Getting anywhere, Cat?” Catarella gave a start and leapt to his feet. “Ahhh, Chief, Chief! We’s sinkin’ fast! The last word’s got the last word! I can’t get in! Iss impetrinable!” “Don’t you think you can do it?” “Chief, even if I gotta stay up and awake all night, I’m gonna find that first secret word!” “Cat, why did you say ‘first’?” “ ’Cause, Chief, there’s tree files that got past words.” “Lemme get this straight. So if it takes you ten hours to find the password to one file, that means it’s going to take you at least thirty hours to find all three?” “Just like you say, Chief.” “Best of luck. And, listen, if you find the first, don’t hesitate to give me a ring, no matter the hour.”

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He got in the car and left, but after he’d gone a hundred yards, he slapped himself on the forehead, cursed, began a dangerous U-turn, and the three motorists behind him vociferously let him know that: One, he was a tremendous cornuto. Two, his mother was a woman of easy virtue. Three, his sister was worse than his mother. Back at the station, he walked past Catarella without the other’s noticing, engrossed as he was in the computer. A whole regiment of gangsters could have entered those offices with a single shot being fired. Back in his room, he opened the little bag Fazio had brought him and pulled out the set of keys that had belonged to Angelo. He immediately noticed a key that looked exactly like the one he had in his pocket, which was supposed to open a strongbox. Normally those locks came equipped with only two keys. Thus the one they’d found under the drawer must be a spare key Angelo kept hidden. So he’d been wrong about Michela. It couldn’t have 72


been she who took the strongbox; she had no way to open it. Perhaps the box hadn’t disappeared from Angelo’s apartment because it had never been there in the first place. Perhaps he kept it elsewhere. Where elsewhere? Montalbano slapped his forehead again. He was conducting this investigation like a senile idiot who forgot the most basic things. Angelo was a pharmaceutical representative and traveled all over the province, didn’t he? Why hadn’t it already occurred to him that Angelo must have a car and might also have a garage? He emptied Fazio’s bag onto the table. Cell phone. Wallet. And car keys. QED: He was a senile idiot. He put everything back in the bag and brought it with him. Catarella didn’t notice him this time either. /0000000000000 Michela was wearing a kind of loose, formless dressing gown, which a large, slack knot turned into a kind of prison smock, and pair of slippers. She kept her dangerous eyes lowered. What sins or evil intentions was her body guilty of, for her to punish it by hiding it that way? She led him into the living room. Finely crafted old furniture, certainly heirlooms handed down from father to son. “Forgive me for receiving you in these clothes, but since I’m constantly having to look after Mama . . .” “Not at all! How is your mother doing?” “Luckily, she’s resting at the moment. It’s the effect of 73

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the sedatives. The doctor says it’s best this way. But her sleep is agitated, as if she were having nightmares. She moans.” “I’m sorry,” said Montalbano, who never knew what to say in these instances and therefore stuck to generalities. She broached the question first. Directly. “Did you find anything at Angelo’s place?” “What do you mean by ‘anything’?” “Anything that might help you to understand who it was that—” “No, nothing yet.” “You made me a promise.” Montalbano immediately understood. “I phoned Montelusa. They’re going to need at least three more days before they can get authorization to return the body. But don’t worry, I’ll keep you informed.” “Thanks.” “You just asked me if we found anything in your brother’s apartment and I said no. But we haven’t even found what was supposed to be there.” He’d cast the baited hook. But she didn’t bite. She just stood there a bit shocked, which was understandable. “Such as?” she asked. “Did your brother earn a good living?” “Good enough. But don’t get the wrong idea, Inspector. Perhaps it’s better to say enough for his needs and ours.” “Where did he keep his money?” Michela looked at him—fortunately just for a second— surprised by the question. “He kept it in the bank.” 74


“Then how can you explain that we haven’t found any checkbook, bank statement, nothing?” Unexpectedly, Michela smiled and stood up. “I’ll be right back,” she said. She reappeared carrying a big portfolio, which she set down on the coffee table. Opening it up, she pulled out a checkbook for the Banca dell’Isola, searched a bit more, pulled out a sheet of paper, and handed the checkbook and paper to the inspector. “Angelo has an account with this bank, and that’s the most recent statement.” Montalbano looked at the figure corresponding to the credit column: ninety-one thousand euros. He handed the two things back to Michela, who put them back in the portfolio. “That money’s not all from Angelo’s earnings. About fifty thousand euros of it are mine, an inheritance left me by an uncle who was particularly fond of me. As you can see, my brother and I pooled our resources. In fact, the bank account is in both our names.” “How is it that you have all the books?” “Well, Angelo was often out of town on business trips and had trouble meeting certain deadlines. So I took care of things and gave him the receipts. Did you find them?” “Yes, that I did. Did he also have a garage to go with the apartment and the room on the terrace?” “Of course. There are three garages behind the building. His is the first on the left.” See, dear Montalbano, you are getting senile! 75

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“Why do you say Angelo couldn’t make his payments on time because he was out of town? Weren’t most of his trips rather brief and limited to this province?” “Not exactly. He used to go abroad at least once every three months.” “Where to?” “I don’t know, Germany, Switzerland, France . . . The countries where the big pharmaceutical firms are located. They would summon him there.” “I see. Would he stay away a long time?” “It varied. From three days to a week. No more than that.” “Among your brother’s keys we found one that was rather unusual.” He took out the key in his pocket and handed it to her. “Do you recognize it?” She looked at it with curiosity. “I’d say no, I don’t really recognize it. But I must have seen one rather like it amongst his other keys.” “Did you never ask him what it was for?” “No.” “This key opens a portable strongbox.” “Really?” She looked at him. Bright, inviting eyes, to all appearances. In no way perilous. But careful, Montalbano. Underneath, hidden, there are probably tangles of giant algae you’ll never extricate your feet from. “I never knew that Angelo had a strongbox. He never told me he did, and I never saw it in his apartment.” 76


Montalbano stared hard at the tip of his left shoe. “Did you find it?” she continued. “No. We found the keys but not the box. Doesn’t that seem strange to you?” “Quite strange.” “And that’s another one of those things that should definitely have been in the apartment but weren’t.” Michela gave a sign that she understood what Montalbano was getting at. She leaned her head back—she had a beautiful, Modiglianiesque neck—and looked at him through— luckily—half-closed eyes. “You’re not thinking I took it?” “Well, you see, I made a mistake.” “What?” “I left you alone at your brother’s place that first night. I shouldn’t have. You therefore would have had all the time in the world to—” “To remove things? Why would I do that?” “Because you know a lot more about Angelo than we do.” “Of course I do! Some discovery! We grew up together. We’re brother and sister.” “And therefore you’re inclined to cover for him, even unconsciously. You told me that at one point your brother decided to stop practicing medicine. But that’s not really how things went. Your brother had his license revoked.” “Who told you that?” “Elena Sclafani. I spoke to her this morning, before coming here.” 77

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“Did she tell you why?” “No. Because she didn’t know. Angelo’d only made vague mention of it to her, but since she wasn’t interested in the matter, she didn’t ask any more questions.” “Ah, the poor little angel! She wasn’t interested in the matter, but she was certainly in a rush to cast suspicion on it. She attacks, then looks the other way.” She said this in a voice unfamiliar to the inspector, a voice that seemed produced not by vocal cords but by two sheets of sandpaper rubbed forcefully together. “Well, why don’t you tell me the reason?” “Abortion.” “Tell me more.” “Angelo got an underage girl pregnant; what’s more, she was a patient of his. The girl, who was from a certain kind of family, didn’t dare say a thing at home and couldn’t turn to any public institution either. That left clandestine abortion as the only option. Except that the girl, once she got home, suffered a violent hemorrhage. Her father accompanied her to the hospital and learned the whole story. Angelo assumed full responsibility.” “What do you mean, he ‘assumed full responsibility’? It seems clear to me he was fully responsible!” “No, not fully. He had asked a colleague of his, a friend from his university days, to perform the abortion. The friend didn’t want to, but Angelo managed to persuade him. When the whole story came out, my brother claimed that he had done the abortion. And so he was condemned and barred from practicing medicine.” 78


“Tell me the girl’s name and surname.” “But, Inspector, that was more than ten years ago! I know the girl got married and no longer lives in Vigàta . . . Why do you want—” “I’m not saying I want to interrogate her, but if it proves necessary, I’ll do so with the utmost discretion, I promise.” “Teresa Cacciatore. She married a contractor named Mario Sciacca. They live in Palermo and have a little boy.” “Signora Sclafani told me that she and your brother always met at his place.” “Yes, that’s right.” “How is it you never crossed paths with her?” “It was I who didn’t want to meet her. Not even by chance. I’d begged Angelo always to let me know whenever Elena was coming over.” “Why didn’t you want to meet her?” “Antipathy. Aversion. Take your pick.” “But you saw her only once!” “Once was enough. Anyway, Angelo often talked about her.” “What did he say?” “That she had no equal in bed but was too moneyhungry.” “Did your brother pay her?” “He used to buy her very expensive gifts.” “Such as?” “A ring. A necklace. A sports car.” “Elena confided to me that she had made up her mind to leave Angelo.” 79

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“Don’t believe it. She wasn’t done squeezing him yet. She was always throwing jealous fits to keep him close.” “So were you this hostile to Paola the Red, too?” She leapt, literally, out of her armchair. “Who . . . who told you about Paola?” “Elena Sclafani.” “The slut!” The sandpaper voice had returned. “I’m sorry, but who are you referring to?” the inspector asked angelically. “Paola or Elena?” “Elena, for bringing her into this. Paola was . . . is a good person who fell sincerely in love with Angelo.” “Why did your brother leave her?” “The affair with Paola had gone on for so long . . . he met Elena at a moment when he was feeling tired of her . . . To Angelo she represented something new and intriguing that he couldn’t resist, even though I . . .” “Give me Paola’s surname and address.” “Inspector! Do you expect me to give you personal information on all the women who had relationships with Angelo? On Maria Martino? Stella Lojacono?” “Not all of them. Just those you mentioned.” “Paola Torrisi-Blanco lives in Montelusa, Via Millefiori 26. She teaches Italian at the liceo.” “Married?” “No, but she would have made an ideal wife for my brother.” “Apparently you knew her well.” “Yes. We became friends. And we continued to see each 80


other even after my brother broke up with her. I called her just this morning, to tell her my brother had been murdered.” “By the way, have any journalists contacted you?” “No. Have they found out?” “The news is starting to leak out. You should refuse to speak to them.” “Of course.” “Let me have the addresses, if you’ve got them, or the phone numbers of the other two women you remembered.” “I don’t have them right at hand. I need to look in some old datebooks. Is it all right if I give them to you tomorrow?” “All right.” “Inspector, can I ask you something?” “Go right ahead.” “Why are you centering your investigation on Angelo’s women friends?” “Because you and Elena are doing nothing but serving me women’s names on a platter—or, better yet, on a bed,” he wanted to say, but didn’t. “You think it’s a mistake?” he asked instead. “I don’t know whether or not it’s a mistake. But there certainly must be many other leads one could follow concerning the possible motive for my brother’s murder.” “Such as?” “Oh, I don’t know . . . something concerning his business . . . maybe some envious competitor . . .” At this point the inspector decided to cheat, laying a trick card down on the table. He put on an embarrassed air, 81

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like someone who wants to say something but doesn’t really feel like it. “What’s led us to favor the . . . ahem . . . the feminine hypothesis . . .” He congratulated himself for coming up with the right words; even the British-cop-like “ahem” had emerged from his throat to perfection. He continued his masterly performance. “. . . was . . . ahem . . . a detail that perhaps I’d . . . ahem . . . better not . . .” “Tell me, tell me,” said Michela, assuming for her part the air of someone expecting to hear the worst. “Well, it’s just that your brother, when he was killed, had just had . . . ahem . . . er, sexual relations with a woman.” It was a whopper, since Pasquano had said something else. But he wanted to see if his words would have the same effect they had the first time. And they did. The woman sprang to her feet. Her dressing gown opened. She was completely naked underneath. No panties, no bra. A splendid, lush, compact body. She arched her back. In the motion her hair fell down onto her shoulders. She clenched her fists, arms extended at her sides. Her eyes were popping out of her head. Fortunately they weren’t looking at the inspector. Watching obliquely as if through a window, Montalbano saw a raging sea uncoil in those eyes, with force-eight waves rising to peaks like mountains and crashing back down in avalanches of foam, then re-forming and falling back down again. The inspector got scared. A memory from his school days came back to him, that of the terrible 82


Erinyes. Then he thought the memory must be wrong; the Erinyes were old and ugly. Whatever the case, he clung tightly to the arms of the easy chair. Michela was having trouble speaking; her fury kept her teeth clenched. “She did it!” The two sheets of sandpaper had turned into grindstones. “Elena killed him!” Her chest had become a bellows. Then all at once the woman fell backwards, hitting her head against the armchair and rebounding forcefully before collapsing in a swoon. Covered in sweat from the scene he’d just witnessed, Montalbano went out of the living room, saw a door ajar, realized it was the bathroom, went in, wet a towel, returned to the living room, knelt beside Michela, and began wiping her face with the towel. By now it had become a habit. Slowly the woman began to come to. When she opened her eyes, the first thing she did was cover herself with the dressing gown. “Feeling better?” “Yes. Forgive me.” She had amazing powers of recovery. She stood up. “I’m going to go have a drink of water.” She returned and sat back down, calm and cool, as though she hadn’t just had an uncontrollable, frightful bout of rage verging on an epileptic fit. “Did you know that Monday evening your brother and Elena were supposed to meet?” “Yes, Angelo called to tell me.” 83

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“Elena says that meeting never took place.” “What was her story?” “She said she went out, but after she got in the car, she decided not to go to their rendezvous. She wanted to see if she could break off with your brother once and for all.” “And you believe that?” “She has an alibi, which I’ve checked out.” It was another whopping lie, but he didn’t want her flying into a rage if some journalist happened to mention Elena’s name. “Surely it’s false.” “You mentioned that Angelo used to buy Elena expensive gifts.” “It’s true. Do you think her husband, with the salary he has, can afford to buy her the kind of car she drives?” “So if that’s the way it was, what motive would Elena have had for killing him?” “Inspector, it was Angelo who wanted to end the relationship. He couldn’t take it any longer. She tormented him with her jealousy. Angelo told me she once wrote to him threatening to kill him.” “She sent him a letter?” “Two or three, as far as that goes.” “Do you have these letters?” “No.” “We didn’t find any letters from Elena in your brother’s apartment.” “Angelo must have thrown them away.”

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whole complicated procedure he’d gone through to open the garage, then got back in his car and headed to Marinella. It was nine-fifteen in the evening, but he didn’t feel hungry. He took off his clothes, slipped on a shirt and a pair of jeans, and, barefoot, went out to the veranda and onto the beach. The moonlight was so faint that the lights inside his house shone as brightly as if each room were illuminated not by lamps but by movie floods. Reaching the water’s edge, he stood there a few minutes, with the sea splashing over his feet and the cool rising up through his body to his head. Out on the horizon, the glow of a few scattered jacklights. From far away, a plaintive female voice called twice: “Stefanu! Stefanu!” Lazily, a dog answered. Motionless, Montalbano waited for the surf to enter his brain and wash it clean with each breaker. At last the first light wave came like a caress, swiiissshhh, and carried away, glugluglug, Elena Sclafani and her beauty, while Michela Pardo’s tits, belly, arched body, and eyes likewise disappeared. Once Montalbano the man was erased, all that should have remained was Inspector Montalbano—a kind of abstract function, the person who was supposed to solve the case and nothing more, with no personal feelings involved. But as he was telling himself this, he knew perfectly well that he could never pull it off. Back in the house, he opened the refrigerator. Adelina must have come down with an acute form of vegetarianism. Caponata and a sublime pasticcio of artichokes and spinach. 87

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He set the table on the veranda and wolfed down the caponata as the pasticcio was heating up. Then he reveled in the pasticcio. After clearing the table, he went and got Angelo’s wallet from the plastic bag. Turning it upside down and sticking his fingers inside the different compartments, he emptied it out. Identity card. Driver’s license. Taxpayer code number. Credit card from the Banca dell’Isola (Can’t you see you’re losing it? Why didn’t you look in the wallet straightaway? You would have spared yourself the embarrassment with Michela.) Two calling cards, one belonging to a Dr. Benedetto Mammuccari, a surgeon from Palma; the other to one Valentina Bonito, a midwife from Fanara. Three postage stamps, two for the standard rate and one for priority mail. A photo of Elena in a topless bathing suit. Two hundred fifty euros in bills of fifty. The receipt from a full tank of gasoline. Enough. Stop right there. All obvious, all normal. Too obvious, too normal for a man who was found shot in the face with his willy hanging out, whatever the purpose he’d used it for. It was still hanging out, after all. Okay, getting caught with your dick exposed no longer shocked anyone nowadays, and there had even been an honorable member of Parliament, later to become a high charge of the state, who’d shown his to one and all in a photo printed in a number of glossy magazines. Okay. But it was the two things together—the whacking and the exposure—that made the case peculiar. Or constituted the peculiarities of the case. Or, better yet, the whacking and the whack-off. Engrossed in these sorts of complex variations on the theme as he was putting 88


everything back in the wallet, the inspector, when he got to the bills of fifty, suddenly stopped. How much was there in the account Michela had shown him? Roughly ninety thousand euros, of which fifty thousand, however, were Michela’s. Therefore Angelo had only forty thousand euros in the bank. Or scarcely eighty million lire, to use the old system. Something didn’t add up. Angelo Pardo’s earnings probably consisted of a percentage gained on the pharmaceutical products he managed to place. And Michela did suggest that her brother earned enough money to live comfortably. Okay, but was it enough to pay for the expensive presents he supposedly, according to Michela, gave to Elena? Surely not. Nowadays, going to market and buying food for the week, one spent as much as one used to over the whole month. And so? How did someone who didn’t have a lot of money manage to buy jewelry and sports cars? Either Angelo was draining the bank account—and this might explain Michela’s resentment—or he had some other source of revenue, with a related bank account, of which, however, there was no trace. And of which even Michela knew nothing. Or was she merely pretending to know nothing? He went inside and turned on the television. Just in time for the late news on the Free Channel. His friend, newsman Nicolò Zito, spoke first of an accident between a car and a truck that killed four, then mentioned the murder of Angelo Pardo, the investigation of which had been assigned to the captain of the Montelusa Flying Squad. This explained why no journalists had come to harass the inspector. It was clear poor Nicolò knew little or nothing about the case, and in 89

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fact he merely strung a couple of sentences together and moved on to another subject. So much the better. Montalbano turned off the TV, phoned Livia for their customary evening greeting, which did not result in any squabbling this time—indeed it was all kissy-kissy—and went off to bed. No doubt thanks to the phone call, which calmed him down, he fell asleep straightaway, like a baby. But the baby woke up suddenly at two in the morning, and instead of starting to cry like babies all over the world, he started thinking. His mind went back to his visit to the garage. He was convinced he’d neglected some detail. A detail which at the time had seemed unimportant to him but which he now felt was important, very important. He reviewed, in his memory, everything he’d done from the moment he entered the garage to when he left. Nothing. I’ll return there tomorrow, he said to himself. And he turned onto his side to go back to sleep. Less than fifteen minutes later, he was in his car, dressed higgledy-piggledy and racing to Angelo Pardo’s place, cursing like a maniac. If the tenants on the two stories of that building—three stories, actually, counting the ground floor—seemed dead during the day, he could only imagine what they’d be like at three in the morning, or thereabouts. Whatever the case, he took care to make as little noise as possible. Having turned on the light in the garage, he began studying everything—empty jerry cans, old motor-oil tins, 90


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Royal Majesty Victor Emmanuel III, pointing a hunting rifle at him. What, was he going to start arguing from two stories away with a raving lunatic at that hour of the night? Anyway, when that guy got a bee up his ass, there was nothing doing. Montalbano turned his back to him and walked away. “Stop or I’ll shoot!” Montalbano kept walking, and His Majesty fired. Everyone knew, of course, that the last Savoys were notoriously trigger-happy. Fortunately, Victor Emmanuel was not a good shot. The inspector dived into his car, turned on the motor, and drove off, screeching his tires even worse than the cops in American movies, as a second shot ended up some thirty yards away. As soon as he got home, he started reading Elena’s letters to Angelo. All three had the same two-part plot. Part one consisted of a kind of passionate erotic delirium—clearly, Elena had written the letters right after a particularly steamy encounter—where she remembered, with a wealth of detail, what they had done and how many orgasms she had had during Angelo’s endless tric-troc. Montalbano stopped, perplexed. Despite his personal experience and his readings of a variety of erotic classics, he didn’t know what “tric-troc” meant. Maybe it was a term from the sort of secret jargon that lovers always invent between themselves. Part two, on the other hand, was in a completely different tone. Elena imagined that Angelo, when he went on his 92


business trips to the different towns in the province, had girlfriends galore in each place, like those sailors who supposedly have a woman in every port. This drove her mad with jealousy. And she warned him: If she could ever prove that Angelo was cheating on her, she would kill him. In the first letter, in fact, she claimed she had followed Angelo in her car all the way to Fanara, and she asked him a precise question:Why had he stopped for an hour and a half at Via Libertà 82, seeing that there was neither a pharmacy nor a doctor’s office at that address? Did another mistress of his live there? Whatever the case, Angelo would do well to remember: Any betrayal meant sudden, violent death. When he finished reading the letter, Montalbano wasn’t entirely convinced. True, these letters proved Michela right, but they didn’t correspond to the Elena he thought he’d met. It was as though they’d been written by a different person. And anyway, why would Angelo have kept them hidden in the trunk of the Mercedes? Did he not want his sister to read them? Was he perhaps embarrassed by the first part of the letters, which told of his acrobatics between the sheets with Elena? That might explain it. But did it make sense that Elena, who was so attached to money, would murder the person who was giving her a great deal of money, if only in the form of presents? Without realizing it, he grabbed the telephone. “Hello, Livia? Salvo here. I wanted to ask you something. In your opinion is it logical for a woman to kill a lover who lavishes her with expensive gifts, just because she’s jealous? What would you do?” 93

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There was a long silence. “Hello, Livia?” “I don’t know if I would kill a man out of jealousy, but if he woke me up at five o’clock in the morning, I certainly would,” said Livia. And she hung up. /0000000000000 He got to work a bit late. He hadn’t managed to fall asleep until around six, after tossing and turning with a single thought lodged in his brain—namely, that according to the most elementary rules, he should have apprised Prosecutor Tommaseo of Elena Sclafani’s situation. Whereas he didn’t feel like it. And the problem set his nerves on edge just enough to prevent him from sleeping. One look at his face sufficed to tell the entire police station that this wasn’t a good day. In the closet there was somebody else in Catarella’s place. Minnitti, a Calabrese. “Where’s Catarella?” “He stayed up all night working at the station, Chief, and this morning he collapsed.” Maybe he’d taken Angelo Pardo’s computer home with him, because there was no sign of it anywhere. The moment the inspector sat down at his desk, Fazio came in. “Two things, Chief. The first is that Commendator Ernesto Laudadio came here this morning.” “And who is Commendator Ernesto Laudadio?”

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“Oh, good, tell me.” Fazio slipped a hand in his jacket pocket, and the inspector shot him a dirty look. “If you pull out a piece of paper with the teacher’s father’s name, the teacher’s grandfather’s name, the teacher’s father’s grandfather’s name, I’ll—” “Peace,” said Fazio, removing his hand from his pocket. “Will you never rid yourself of this public-records vice?” “Never, Chief. So anyway: The teacher is a repeat offender.” “In what sense?” “I’ll explain. The man’s been married twice. The first time, when he was thirty-nine and teaching at Comisini, with a nineteen-year-old girl, a former pupil of his from the liceo. Her name was Maria Coxa.” “What kind of name is that?” “Albanian. But her father was born in Italy. The marriage lasted exactly one year and three months.” “What happened?” “Nothing happened. At least that’s what people say. After being married a year, the bride realized that it was mighty strange that every evening when her husband lay down beside her, he would say, ‘Good night, my love,’ kiss her on the forehead, and go to sleep. Get the drift?” “No.” “Chief, our schoolteacher did not consummate.” “Really?”

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The first was to Elena Sclafani. “Montalbano here. Good morning, signora. I need to talk to you.” “This morning?” “Yes. Can I come by in half an hour?” “I’m busy until one o’clock, Inspector. If you want, we could meet this afternoon.” “I could make it this evening. But will your husband be there?” “I already told you that’s not a problem. At any rate, he’s coming back this evening. Listen. I have an idea. Why don’t you invite me out to dinner?” They agreed on the time and place. The second call was for Michela Pardo. “I’m sorry, Inspector, I was just on my way out. I have to go to Montelusa to see Judge Tommaseo. Fortunately, my aunt was able . . . What is it?” “Do you know Fanara?” “The town? Yes.” “Do you know who lives at Via Libertà 82?” Silence, no answer. “Hello, Michela?” “Yes, I’m here. It’s just that you took me by surprise . . . Yes, I know who lives at 82 Via Libertà.” “Tell me.” “My aunt Anna, my mother’s other sister. She’s paralyzed. Angelo is—was—very close to her. Whenever he went to Fanara, he always dropped in to see her. But how did you know—” 98


“Routine investigation, I assure you. Naturally I have many other things to ask you.” “You could come by this afternoon.” “I have a meeting with the commissioner. Tomorrow morning, if that’s all right with you.” He dashed out of the office, got in the car, and drove off. He decided he needed to have another look at Angelo’s apartment. Why? Because. Instinct demanded it. Inside the front door, he climbed the silent staircase of the dead house and cautiously opened, without a sound, the door to Angelo’s flat, terrified that His Majesty Victor Emmanuel III might burst out of his apartment with a dagger in his hand and stab him in the back. He headed to the study, sat down behind the desk, and started to think. As usual, he sensed that something didn’t tally but couldn’t bring it into focus. So he got up and started walking around the apartment and fussing about in each room. At one point he even opened the shutter to the balcony off the living room and went outside. In the street right in front of the building, a convertible had stopped, and two young people, a boy and a girl, were kissing. They had the radio—or whatever it was—at full volume. Montalbano leapt backwards. Not because he was scandalized by what he saw, but because he finally understood why he’d felt the need to return to the apartment. He went back to the study, sat down, searched for the right key in Angelo’s set, put it in the lock to the middle drawer, opened this, took out the little book entitled The 99

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Most Beautiful Italian Songs of All Time, and started leafing through it. “Pale little lady, sweet fifth-floor neighbor / From across the way . . .” “Today the carriage may seem / A strange relic from the olden days . . .” “Don’t forget these words of mine / Little girl, you don’t know what love is . . .” All the songs dated back to the forties and fifties. He, Montalbano, probably wasn’t even born when people were singing those songs to themselves. And, more importantly— or so it seemed to him—they had nothing to do with the CDs in the Mercedes, which all had rock music.

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There were numbers written in the narrow white margin on each page of the booklet. The first time he’d seen them, the inspector had thought they involved some sort of analysis of the meter. Now, however, he realized that the numbers referred to only the first two lines of each song. Next to the lines Pale little lady, sweet fifth-floor neighbor / From across the way, were the numbers 37 and 22, respectively; next to Today the carriage may seem / A strange relic from the olden days, 23 and 29; while Don’t forget these words of mine / Little girl, you don’t know what love is had 26 and 31. And so on down the line for all the other ninety-seven songs in the book. The answer came to him all too easily: Those numbers corresponded to the total number of letters in the respective line of the song. A code, apparently. The hard part was figuring out what it was for. He put the booklet in his pocket. /0000000000000 As he was about to enter the Trattoria da Enzo, Montalbano heard someone call him. He stopped and turned. Elena Sclafani was getting out of a sort of red missile, a convertible, which she had just parked. She was wearing a track suit 101

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and gym shoes, her long hair flowing onto her shoulders and held in place only by a light blue headband slightly above her forehead. Her blue eyes were smiling, and her red lips, which looked painted, were no longer pouting. “I’ve never eaten here before. I’ve just come from the gym, so I’ve got a hearty appetite.” A wild animal, young and dangerous. Like all wild animals. And, in the end, like all youth, the inspector thought with a twinge of melancholy. Enzo sat them down at a table a bit apart from the others. But there weren’t many people there in any case. “What would you like?” he asked. “Is there no menu?” asked Elena. “It’s not the custom here,” said Enzo, looking at her disapprovingly. “Would you like a seafood antipasto? It’s excellent here,” said Montalbano. “I eat everything,” Elena declared. The look Enzo gave her suddenly changed, turning not only benevolent but almost affectionate. “Then leave it up to me,” he said. “There’s a slight problem,” said Montalbano, who wanted to cover himself. “What’s that?” “You suggested we go out to lunch together, and I was happy to accept. But . . .” “Come on, out with it. Your wife—” “I’m not married.” 102


“Something serious?” “Yes.” Why was he answering her? “The problem is that when I eat, I prefer not to talk.” She smiled. “You’re the one who’s supposed to ask the questions,” she said. “If you don’t, then I don’t have to answer. And anyway, if you really must know, when I do something, I like to do only that one thing.” The upshot was that they scarfed down the antipasto, the spaghetti with clam sauce, and crispy fried mullets, all the while exchanging only inarticulate sounds along the lines of ahm, ohm, and uhm, which varied only in intensity and color. And a few times they said ohm ohm in unison, while looking at each other. When it was over, Elena stretched her legs under the table, half closed her eyes, and heaved a deep sigh. Then, like a cat, she stuck out the tip of her tongue and licked her lips. She very nearly started purring. The inspector had once read a short story by an Italian author that told of a country where making love in public not only caused no scandal but was actually the most natural thing in the world, whereas eating in the presence of others was considered immoral because it was such an intimate thing. A question came into his head and almost made him laugh. Want to bet that before long, because of age, he would be content to take his pleasure from women merely by sitting at the same table and eating with them? “So where do we go now to talk?” asked Montalbano. “Do you have things to do?” “Not immediately.” 103

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“I’ve got another idea. Let’s go to my place, I’ll make you some coffee. Emilio’s in Montelusa, as I think I already told you. Did you bring your car?” “Yes.” “Then just follow me, so you can leave whenever you like.” Keeping up with the missile was not easy. At a certain point Montalbano decided to forget it. He knew the way, after all. In fact, when he arrived, Elena was waiting for him at the front door, a gym bag hanging from her shoulder. “That’s a very nice car you’ve got,” said Montalbano as they were going up in the elevator. “Angelo bought it for me,” the girl said almost indifferently while opening the door, as though she were talking about a pack of cigarettes or something of no importance. This girl’s trying to pull the rug out from under me, thought Montalbano, feeling angry either because he’d thought of a cliché or because the cliché corresponded exactly with the truth. “It must have cost him a lot of money.” “I’d say so. I need to sell it as soon as possible.” She led him into the living room. “Why?” “Because it’s too expensive for my budget. It consumes almost as much gas as an airplane. You know, when Angelo gave it to me, I accepted it on one condition: that every month he would reimburse me for the cost of fuel and the garage. He’d already paid for the insurance.” “And did he do as you asked?” 104


“Yes.” “Tell me something. How did he reimburse you? By check?” “No, cash.” Damn. A lost opportunity to find out if Angelo had any other bank accounts. “Listen, Inspector, I’m going to go make coffee and change clothes. In the meantime, if you want to freshen up . . .” She led him into a small guest bathroom right beside the dining room. He took his time, removing his jacket and shirt and sticking his head under the faucet. When he returned to the living room, she still wasn’t back. She arrived five minutes later with the coffee. She’d taken a quick shower and put on a big sort of housecoat that came halfway down her thigh. And nothing else. She was barefoot. Stretching out from under the red housecoat, her legs, which were naturally long, looked endless. They were sinewy, lively legs, like a dancer’s or an athlete’s. And the best of it—as was immediately clear to Montalbano—was that there was no intent, no attempt to seduce him on Elena’s part. She saw nothing improper in appearing this way in front of a man she barely knew. As though reading his mind, Elena said: “I feel comfortable with you. At ease. Even though that shouldn’t be the case.” “Right,” said the inspector. He felt comfortable himself. Too comfortable. Which wasn’t good. Again it was Elena who came back to the matter at hand. 105

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“So, about those questions . . .” “Aside from the car, did Angelo give you any other gifts?” “Yes, and rather expensive ones, too. Jewelry. If you want, I can go get them and show them to you.” “There’s no need, thanks. Did your husband know?” “About the gifts? Yes. Anyway, something like a ring I could easily hide, but a car like that—” “Why?” She understood at once. She was dangerously intelligent. “You’ve never given presents to a lady friend?” Montalbano felt annoyed. Livia was never, not even by accident, supposed to enter into the tawdry, sordid stories he investigated. “You’re leaving out one detail.” “What?” He deliberately wanted to be offensive. “That those presents were a way of paying you for your services.” He was prepared for every possible reaction on Elena’s part, except for her to start laughing. “Maybe Angelo overestimated my ‘services,’ as you call them. I assure you I’m hardly in a class of my own.” “Then let me ask you again: Why?” “Inspector, the explanation is very simple. Angelo gave me these gifts over the last three months, starting with the car. I think I’ve already told you that he had lately been overcome by . . . well, in short, he’d fallen in love with me. He didn’t want to lose me.” 106


“And how did you feel about it?” “I think I already told you. The more possessive he became, the more I grew distant. I can’t stand being harnessed, among other things.” Wasn’t there an ancient Greek poet who wrote a love poem to a young Thracian filly that couldn’t stand being harnessed? But this wasn’t the time for poetry. Almost against his will, the inspector slipped a hand into his jacket pocket and extracted the three letters he’d brought with him. He set them down on the table. Elena looked at them, recognized them, and didn’t seem the least bit troubled. She left them right where they were. “Did you find them in Angelo’s apartment?” “No.” “Where, then?” “Hidden in the trunk of his Mercedes.” Suddenly three wrinkles: one on her forehead, two at the corners of her mouth. For the first time, she seemed genuinely baffled. “Why hidden?” “Well, I wouldn’t know. But I could venture a guess. Maybe Angelo didn’t want his sister to read them. Certain details might have proved embarrassing to him, as you can imagine.” “What are you saying, Inspector? There were no secrets between those two!” “Listen, let’s forget about the whys and wherefores. I found these letters inside a linen envelope hidden under the 107

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rug in the trunk. Those are the facts. But I have another question, and you know what it is.” “Inspector, those letters were practically dictated to me.” “By whom?” “By Angelo.” What did this woman think? That she could make him swallow the first bullshit that came into her head? He stood up abruptly, enraged. “I’ll expect you at the station at nine o’clock tomorrow morning.” Elena also stood up. She’d turned pale, her forehead shiny with sweat. Montalbano noticed she was trembling slightly. “No, please, not the police station.” She kept her head down, her fists clenched, arms extended at her sides, a little girl grown up too fast, scared of being punished. “We’re not going to eat you at the station, you know.” “No, no, please, I beg you.” A thin, frail voice that turned into little sobs. Would this girl ever be done astonishing him? What was so terrible about having to go to the station? As one does with small children, he put a hand under her chin and raised her head. Elena kept her eyes closed, but her face was bathed in tears. “Okay, no police station, but don’t tell silly stories.” He sat back down. She remained standing but drew close to Montalbano until she was right in front of him, her legs touching his knees. What was she expecting? For him to ask her for something in exchange for not forcing her to go 108


to the police station? All at once the smell of her skin reached his nostrils, leaving him slightly dazed. He became afraid of himself. “Go back to your place,” he said sternly, feeling as if he’d suddenly become a school principal. Elena obeyed. Now seated, she tugged at the housecoat with both hands, in a vain attempt to cover her thighs a little. But as soon as she let go of the cloth, it climbed back up, worse than before. “So, what’s this unbelievable story about Angelo himself dictating the letters to you?” “I never followed him in my car. Among other things, when we started seeing each other, it had been a year since I had a car. I’d had a bad accident that left my car a total wreck. And I didn’t have enough money to buy another, not even a used one. The first of those three letters, the one where I say I followed him to Fanara, dates from four months ago— you can check the date—when Angelo hadn’t given me the new car yet. But just to make the story more believable,Angelo told me to write that he’d gone to a certain house—I no longer remember the address—and that I’d become suspicious.” “Did he tell you who lived there?” “Yes, an aunt of his, his mother’s sister, I think.” She’d recovered her nerve and was now herself again. But why had the inspector’s idea so frightened her? “Let’s suppose for a minute that Angelo actually did get you to write those letters.” “But it’s true!” 109

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“And for the moment I’ll believe that. Apparently he had you write them so that someone else would read them. Who?” “His sister, Michela.” “How can you be so sure?” “Because he told me himself. He would arrange for her somehow to come across them, as if by accident. That’s why I was so surprised when you said he was keeping them hidden in the trunk of the Mercedes. It’s unlikely Michela would ever find them there.” “What was Angelo trying to get out of Michela by having her read the letters? What, in the end, was the purpose? Did you ask him?” “Of course.” “And what was his explanation?” “He gave me an extremely stupid explanation. He said they were supposed to prove to Michela that I was madly in love with him, as opposed to what she claimed. And I pretended to be satisfied with this explanation, because deep down I didn’t give a damn about the whole thing.” “You think in fact there was different reason?” “Yes. To get some breathing room.” “Could you explain?” “I’ll try. You see, Inspector, Michela and Angelo were very close. From what I was able to find out, when their mother was all right, Michela would very often sleep at her brother’s place. She would go out with him, and she knew at all times where he was. She controlled him. At some point Angelo must have got tired of this, or at least he needed 110


more freedom of movement. And so my phony but overleaping jealousy became a good alibi. It allowed him to get around without always having his sister in tow. He had me write the other two letters before going away on a couple of trips, one to Holland, the other to Switzerland. They were probably pretexts for preventing his sister from going along with him.” Did this explanation for writing the letters hold water? In its twisted, contorted way, like a mad alchemist’s alembic, it did. Elena’s conjecture as to the real purpose proved convincing. “Let’s set aside the letters for a moment. Since, in our investigation, we have to cast a wide net, we’ve—” “May I?” she interrupted him, gesturing towards the letters on the coffee table. “Of course.” “Go on, I’m listening,” said Elena, taking a letter out of the envelope and beginning to read it. “We’ve found out a few things about your husband.” “You mean what happened during his first marriage?” she said, continuing to read. Let alone the rug. This girl was pulling the ground out from under him. Without warning, she threw her head backwards and started laughing. “What do you find so amusing?” “The tric-troc! What must you have thought?” “I didn’t think anything,” said Montalbano, blushing slightly. 111

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“It’s that I have a very sensitive belly button, and so . . .” Montalbano turned fire red. Ah, so she liked to have her belly button kissed and tongued! Was she insane? Didn’t she realize those letters could send her to jail for thirty years! Tric-troc indeed! “To get back to your husband . . .” “Emilio told me everything,” said Elena, setting down the letter. “He lost his head over a former pupil of his, Maria Coxa, and married her, hoping for a miracle.” “What sort of miracle, if I may ask?” “Inspector, Emilio has always been impotent.” The girl’s frankness was as brutal to the inspector as a stone dropped from the sky straight onto his head. Montalbano opened and closed his mouth without managing to speak. “Emilio hadn’t told Maria anything. But after a while he couldn’t find any more excuses for covering up his unfortunate condition. And so they made an agreement.” “Stop just a minute, please. Couldn’t the wife have asked for an annulment or a divorce? Everyone would have said she was right!” “Inspector, Maria was extremely poor. Her family had gone hungry to put her through school. The agreement was better than a divorce.” “What did it entail?” “Emilio agreed to find her a man she could go to bed with. So he introduced her to a colleague of his, the gym teacher, with whom he’d already spoken.” Montalbano goggled. No matter how much he’d seen 112


and heard in all his years with the police, these intricate matters of sex and infidelity never stopped astonishing him. “So, in a word, he offered him his wife?” “Yes, but on one condition: that he be informed beforehand of the meetings between Maria and his colleague.” “Good God! Why?” “Because that way it wouldn’t seem to him like a betrayal.” Of course. From a certain point of view, Emilio Sclafani’s reasoning made perfect sense. After all, wasn’t a guy named Luigi Pirandello from around there? “So how do you explain that the gym teacher very nearly lost his life?” “Emilio was never told about that encounter. It was . . . well, a secret encounter. And so Emilio reacted like a husband catching his wife committing flagrant adultery.” The rules of the game. Wasn’t there a play of the same name by the above-mentioned Pirandello? “May I ask you a personal question?” “Sure. I don’t feel so prudish with you.” “Did your husband tell you he was impotent before or after you married him?” “Before. Me, he told before.” “And you agreed anyway?” “Yes. He said I could go with other men if I wanted to. Discreetly, of course, and provided I always informed him of everything.” “And have you kept your promise?” “Yes.” 113

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Montalbano had the clear impression that this “Yes” was a lie. But it didn’t seem to be all that important whether Elena met secretly with someone without telling her husband. It was her own business. “Listen, Elena, I have to be more explicit.” “Go ahead.” “Why does a beautiful girl like you, who must have men constantly wooing and desiring her, agree to marry a man who is not rich, much older than her, and can’t even—” “Inspector, have you ever imagined yourself flailing in the water because your boat has sunk in a storm at sea?” “I don’t have a very good imagination.” “Try to make the effort. You’ve been swimming a long time, but you just can’t go any further. You realize you’re going to drown. Then you suddenly find yourself beside some object that might keep you afloat. What do you do? You grab onto it. And it makes no difference to you whether it’s a plank of wood or a life raft with radar.”

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“Was it really that bad?” “Yes.” Clearly she didn’t want to discuss the subject. It was hard for her. But the inspector couldn’t pretend it didn’t matter. He couldn’t let it slide. He needed to know everything past and present about the people associated with the murder victim. It was his job, even though it sometimes made him feel like someone from the Inquisition. And he didn’t like this one bit. “How did you meet Emilio?” “After the scandal in Comisini, Emilio went to live for a while in Fela. There, my father, who’s his second cousin, talked to him about me and my situation, and the fact that he was forced to put me in a special home for minors.” “Drugs?” “Yes.” “How old were you?” “Sixteen.” “Why did you start?” “You’re asking me a specific question that has no specific answer. It’s hard to explain why I started. Even to myself. It 115

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was probably a combination of things . . . First of all, my mother’s sudden death, when I wasn’t even ten years old. Then my father’s utter inability to care about anyone, including my mother. Then simple curiosity. The opportunity arises at a moment of weakness. Your boyfriend from school, whom you think you’re in love with, pushes you to try . . .” “How long did you stay at the home?” “A whole year, without interruption. Emilio came to see me three times. The first time with my father, so he could meet me. After that he came alone.” “And then?” “I ran away. I got on a train and went to Milan. I met a lot of different men. I ended up with one who was forty. I got stopped twice by the police. The first time they sent me home to my father, since I was a minor. But if living with him was dramatic before, this time it became impossible. So I ran away again. I went back to Milan. When they stopped me the second time . . .” She froze, turned pale, started lightly trembling again, and swallowed without speaking. “That’s enough,” said Montalbano. “No. I want to explain why . . . The second time, as the two policemen were taking me to the station in their car, I offered to make a deal with them. You can imagine what. At first they pretended not to be interested. ‘You have to come down to the station,’ they kept repeating. So I kept pleading with them. And when I realized they were getting off on hearing me implore them, since they could do whatever they liked with me, I made a scene, started crying, got down on 116


my knees, right there in the car. Finally they accepted and took me to a secluded place. It was . . . terrible. They used me for hours, as never before. But the worst of it was their contempt, their sadistic desire to humiliate me . . . In the end one of them urinated in my face.” “Please, that’s enough,” Montalbano repeated, in a soft voice. He felt deeply ashamed for being a man. He knew that the girl was not making up her story. This sort of thing had happened before, unfortunately. But now he understood why, at the mere mention of the words “police station,” Elena had nearly fainted. “Why did the police arrest you?” “Prostitution.” She said it with perfect ease, without shame or embarrassment. It was one thing among so many others she had done. “When we were hurting for money,” she went on, “my boyfriend used to prostitute me. Discreetly, of course. Not on the streets. But there were some raids, and I was caught twice.” “How did you meet back up with Emilio?” She gave a little smile that Montalbano didn’t immediately understand. “Inspector, at this point the story becomes like a comic book, or some feel-good soap opera. Do you really want to hear it?” “Yes.” “I’d come back to Sicily about six months earlier. On 117

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the day of my twentieth birthday, I went into a supermarket with the intention of stealing something just to celebrate. But the moment I looked around, my eyes met Emilio’s. He hadn’t seen me since my days at the juvenile home, but he recognized me at once. And, strangely enough, I recognized him. What can I say? He’s been with me ever since. He saw me through detox, had me taken care of. He’s looked after me for five years with a devotion I can’t put into words. Four years ago he asked me to marry him. And that’s the story.” Montalbano got up and put the letters back in his pocket. “I have to go.” “Can’t you stay a little longer?” “Unfortunately I have an appointment in Montelusa.” Elena stood up, drew near to him, lowered her head slightly, and for a moment rested her lips on his. “Thanks,” she said. /0000000000000 He’d scarcely entered the station when a sudden scream from Catarella paralyzed him. “Chief! I screeeewed ’em!” “Who’d you screw, Cat?” “The last word, Chief!” Standing up in his little closet, Catarella looked like a dancing bear, hopping for joy on one foot, then the other. “I got the last word! I writ it and it disappeared!” “Come into my office.” 118


“Right like straightaway, Chief! But first I gotta print the files.” Better get away from there. The people walking in and out of the station were looking at them a bit aghast. Before entering his office, he stuck his head in Augello’s. And Mimì, oddly, was there. Apparently the kid was feeling okay. “What did Liguori want this morning?” “To sensitize us.” “Which means?” “We’ve got to aim higher.” “Meaning?” “We’ve got to go in deep.” Montalbano suddenly lost patience. “Mimì, if you don’t start speaking clearly, you know where I’m going to go in deep on you?” “Salvo, it seems the upper spheres of Montelusa are not pleased with our efforts in the fight against drug dealers.” “What are they talking about? In the last month we’ve put six dealers behind bars!” “It’s not enough, according to them. Liguori says what we do is just small potatoes.” “So what’s big potatoes?” “Not limiting oneself to arresting a few dealers by chance, but rather acting according to a precise plan, provided by him, of course, which will supposedly lead us to the suppliers.” “But isn’t that his responsibility? Isn’t he chief of Narcotics? Why’s he coming here breaking our balls? Let him 119

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make his plan and, instead of giving it to us, let his own men carry it out.” “Salvo, apparently, according to his investigations, one of the biggest suppliers is here, in Vigàta. So he wants our help.” Montalbano stood there staring at him, lost in thought. “Mimì, this whole business stinks to me. We need to talk about it, but I don’t have the time right now. I have to take care of something with Catarella and then run off to Montelusa to meet with the commissioner.” Catarella was waiting for him in the doorway to his office, still dancing like a bear. He came in behind him and set two printed pages down on the desk. The inspector glanced at them and understood nothing. There was a string of six-figure numbers piled one on top of the other, and each of these numbers corresponded to another number. For example: 213452 431235

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who’s called Michela, combined in combination wit’ the day, month, an’ year of birth when she’s born—his sister, I mean, the dead man’s—but written wittout numbers, only litters.” Since, in his delight at having found the solution, Catarella uttered the whole sentence in a single breath, the inspector had trouble understanding, but grasped as much as he needed to. “I think I remember you saying you needed three passwords . . .” “Yessir, Chief, I do. Iss ongoing work.” “Good, then go on working. And thanks again.” Catarella staggered visibly. “You dizzy?” “A little, Chief.” “You feel all right?” “Yessir.” “So why are you dizzy?” “ ’Cause you just gave me tanks, Chief.” He walked out of the room as if he were drunk. Montalbano cast another glance at the two sheets of paper. But since it was already time to go to Montelusa, he slipped them into the pocket holding the little songbook. Which he could have sworn contained the code for making some sense of all those numbers. /0000000000000 “My dear Inspector! How goes it? Everyone doing well at home?” “Fine, fine, Dr. Lattes.” 121

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“Make yourself comfortable.” “Thank you, Doctor.” He sat down. Lattes looked at him, and he looked at Lattes. Lattes smiled, and so did he. “To what do we owe the pleasure of your visit?” Montalbano’s jaw dropped. “Actually, I . . . the commissioner told me . . .” “You’re here for the meeting?” Lattes asked in wonderment. “Well, yes.” “What? You mean the receptionist there, Cavarella—” “Catarella.” “—didn’t tell you? I called late this morning to inform you that the commissioner had to leave for Palermo and will expect to see you here tomorrow at this same hour.” “No, nobody told me anything.” “But that’s very serious! You must take measures!” “I will, Doctor, don’t you worry about that.” What fucking measures could one possibly take against Catarella? It would be like trying to teach a crab to walk straight. Since he was already in Montelusa, he decided to drop in on his friend Nicolò Zito, the newsman. He pulled up in front of the Free Channel studios, and the moment he walked in, the secretary told him Zito had fifteen free minutes before going on the air. “I haven’t heard from you for a while,” Nicolò reproached him.

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“Sorry, I’ve been busy.” “Is there anything I can do for you?” “No, Nicolò. I just wanted to see you.” “Listen, are you giving Giacovazzo a hand in the investigation into Angelo Pardo’s murder?” It was nice of the Flying Squad captain not to have denied that the investigation had been turned over to him. This spared Montalbano from being besieged by journalists. But it was still hard for Montalbano to have to lie to his friend. “No, no hand at all. You know what Giacovazzo’s like. Why do you ask?” “Because nobody can drag a single word out of him.” Naturally. The captain of the Flying Squad wasn’t talking to journalists because he had nothing to say. “And yet,” Zito went on, “I think that, considering what’s happening now, he must have some idea.” “Why, what’s happening now?” “Don’t you read the papers?” “Not always.” “A nationwide investigation has led to the arraignment of over four thousand doctors and pharmacists.” “Okay, but what’s that got to do with it?” “Salvo, use your brain! What did former doctor Angelo Pardo do for a living?” “He was a representative for pharmaceutical concerns.” “Exactly. And the charges being leveled at these doctors and pharmacists are collusion and kickbacks.” “Meaning?”

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“Meaning the doctors let themselves be corrupted by some pharmaceutical informers. In exchange for money or other gifts, these doctors and pharmacists would choose and prescribe medications indicated by the informers. And when they did this, they were handsomely rewarded. You see how it works now?” “Yes. The informers didn’t limit themselves to informing.” “Exactly. Of course, not all doctors are corrupt, and not all informers are corrupters, but the phenomenon has proved to be very widespread. And, naturally, some very powerful pharmaceutical firms are also implicated.” “And you think that may be why Pardo was murdered?” “Salvo, do you realize what kind of interests are behind a setup like this? But, in any case, I don’t think anything. All I’m saying is that it’s a lead that might be worth pursuing.” /0000000000000 All things considered—the inspector reflected while driving back to Vigàta at five miles per hour—the visit to Montelusa had not been in vain. The lead suggested by Nicolò hadn’t remotely occurred to him but had to be taken into consideration. But how to proceed? Open up Angelo Pardo’s big datebook—the one with the names, addresses, and telephone numbers of doctors and pharmacists—pick up the receiver, and ask: “Excuse me, but did you by any chance let yourself be corrupted by the pharmaceutical representative Angelo Pardo?”

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That approach surely would not get any results. Maybe he needed to ask for a helping hand from the people who knew all about this sort of investigation. Back in his office, he called the headquarters of the Customs Police of Montelusa. “Inspector Montalbano here. I’d like to speak with Captain Aliotta.” “I’ll put the major on right away.” Apparently he’d been promoted. “My dear Montalbano!” “Congratulations. I didn’t know you’d been promoted.” “Thanks. That was already a year ago.” An implicit reproach. Translation: So, cornuto, it’s been a year since I last heard from you. “I wanted to know if Marshal Laganà is still on the job.” “For a little while yet.” “He once helped me out in a big way, and I was wondering if I could ask him for his help again, with your permission, of course . . .” “Absolutely. I’ll put him on. He’ll be delighted.” “Laganà? How’s it going? . . . Listen, could I have half an hour of your time? Yes? . . . You don’t know how grateful I am . . . No, no, I’ll come to you, in Montelusa. Is tomorrow evening around six-thirty all right?” The moment he hung up, Mimì Augello walked in with a dark look on his face. “What’s wrong?” “Beba called and said Salvuccio seems a bit agitated.”

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“You know something, Mimì? It’s you and Beba who are agitated, and if you keep getting agitated like this, you’re going to drive the kid insane. For his first birthday, I’m going to buy him a tiny little straitjacket made to measure, so he can get used to it from an early age.” Mimì didn’t appreciate the remark. His face went from dark to downright black. “Let’s talk about something else, all right? What did the commissioner want?” “We didn’t meet. He had to go to Palermo.” “Explain to me why this business of Liguori coming here smells fishy to you.” “Explaining a sensation is not easy.” “Try.” “Mimì, Liguori descends on us after Senator Nicotra dies in Vigàta—from drugs, though we’re not supposed to say so. You yourself thought the same thing, if I remember correctly. Two others died before Nicotra, but they race over here only after the senator dies. My question is, for what purpose?” “I don’t understand,” said Augello, confused. “I’ll be clearer. These guys want to find out who it was that sold the, let’s say, ‘tainted’ stuff to the senator, to prevent other people, bigwigs like the senator, from coming to the same end. They’ve obviously been put under pressure.” “And don’t you think they’re right to do what they’re doing?” “Absolutely right. It’s just that there’s a problem.” “What?” 126


“Officially, Nicotra died of natural causes. Therefore whoever sold him the stuff is not responsible for his death. If we arrest him, it will come out that the guy sold his drugs not only to the senator but to a whole slew of the senators’ playmates—politicos, businessmen, and other high rollers. A scandal. A big mess.” “And so?” “And so, when we arrest him and all hell breaks loose, we’ll get swept up in it, too. We who arrested him, not Liguori and company. People will come and tell us we should have proceeded more cautiously, others will accuse us of acting like the judges in Milan, all Communists seeking to destroy the system . . . In short, the commissioner and Liguori will have covered their asses, whereas ours will look like the Mont Blanc Tunnel.” “So what should we do?” “We? Mimì, Liguori spoke to you, who are the commissioner’s rising star. I’ve nothing to do with it.” “Okay. What should I do?” “Stick to the finest tradition.” “Which is?” “Armed conflict. You were getting ready to arrest the guy when he opened fire. You reacted and were forced to kill him.” “Get out of here!” “Why?” “First of all, because that kind of reaction is not my style and, second, because nobody’s ever heard of a drug dealer, even a big fish, trying to avoid arrest by shooting his way out.” 127

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“You’re right. So, still in keeping with tradition, you arrest him but don’t immediately turn him over to the judge. You discreetly let everyone know that you’re keeping him here for two days. On the morning of the third day, you have him transferred to prison. Meanwhile the others will have had all the time in the world to get organized, and you’ll only have to sit and wait.” “Wait for what?” “For the dealer to get served coffee in prison. Good coffee. Like the coffee they gave Pisciotta and Sindona. That way the accused clearly will no longer be able to supply a list of his clients. And they all lived happily ever after. And that’s the end of my story.” Mimì, who until that moment had been standing, suddenly sat down. “Listen, let’s think rationally about this.” “Not now. Think about it tonight. In any case Salvuccio will be keeping you awake. We’ll talk about it again tomorrow morning, with a fresh mind. It’s better this way. Now bug off, ’cause I’ve got a phone call to make.” Augello left, doubtful and dazed. “Michela? Montalbano here. Would you mind if I dropped by your place for five minutes? No, no news. Just for . . . All right, I’ll be there in fifteen minutes.”

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first thing the inspector saw as he entered the living room was a great mass of red hair. Paola the Red! he said to himself. Angelo’s girlfriend before Elena. Paola Torrisi-Blanco, upon close examination, was fortyish, but at first glance she could have easily passed for ten years younger. A good-looking woman, no doubt about that. Which proved that Angelo liked them prime quality. “If I’m in the way . . .” said Paola, standing up and extending her hand to the inspector. “Not at all!” Montalbano said ceremoniously. “Among other things, it saves me a trip to Montelusa.” “Oh, really? Why?” “I was planning to have a little chat with you.” They all sat down and exchanged silent, polite smiles. A grand old get-together among friends. After an appropriate pause, the inspector turned to Michela. “How’d it go with Judge Tommaseo?” “Don’t remind me! That man is a . . . He’s got only one thing on his mind . . . Some of the questions he asks . . . it’s so embarrassing.” “What did he ask you?” Paola asked mischievously. “I’ll tell you later,” said Michela. Montalbano imagined the scene: Tommaseo lost in Michela’s ocean eyes, red-faced, short of breath, trying to picture the shape of her tits under her penitent’s frock and asking her: “Do you have any idea why your brother’s organ was completely exposed while he was being murdered?” 130


“Did Tommaseo say when you can hold the funeral?” “Not for another three days. Is there any news?” “In the investigation? For the moment it’s at a standstill. I came to see you to try to get it going again.” “I’m at your disposal.” “Michela, if you remember, when I asked you how much your brother earned, you said he brought home enough to maintain three people and two apartments fairly well. Is that right?” “Yes.” “Could you be more precise?” “It’s not easy, Inspector. He didn’t have a fixed income or monthly salary. His earnings varied. There was a guaranteed minimum revenue, as well as the reimbursement of expenses and a percentage on the products he managed to sell. Naturally, what really affected things, and in a positive way, was the commission percentage. And now and then there were also performance bonuses. But I wouldn’t know how to translate all that into figures.” “I have to ask you a delicate question. You told me Angelo used to give Elena very expensive gifts. This was confirmed to me by—” “By the whore?” Michela finished his sentence. “Now, now!” said Paola, laughing. “Why shouldn’t I call her that?” “It doesn’t seem to be the case.” “But for a while she actually was one! Inspector, when Elena was still a minor, she ran away to Milan—” “I know the whole story,” the inspector cut her short. 131

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Though Elena might have confided in Angelo about the errors of her youth, it was unlikely Angelo had communicated them to his sister. Apparently it was not beneath Michela to hire some private agency to dig up information on her brother’s lover. “In any case he never gave me any gifts,” Paola said at this point. “Actually, no. One time he did buy me a pair of earrings at a sidewalk booth in Fela. Three thousand lire, I remember. We didn’t have the euro yet.” “Let’s get back to the subject I’m interested in,” said Montalbano. “To buy these gifts for Elena, did Angelo take the money from your joint account?” “No,” Michela said firmly. “So where did he get it?” “Whenever he got checks for incentives or bonuses, he would cash them and keep the money at home. Once he had a certain amount, he would buy a present for that . . .” “So you rule out the possibility that he could have had a personal account in some bank without your knowledge?” “Absolutely.” Prompt, firm, decisive. Maybe too prompt, too firm, too decisive. How was it she never had the slightest doubt? Or maybe she had, and it was not so slight, but since it might cast some suspicion, some shadow, on her brother, she figured it was better to deny it. Montalbano tried to outflank her defenses. He turned to Paola. “You just said Angelo once bought you a pair of earrings 132


in Fela. Why in Fela, of all places? Had you accompanied him there?” Paola gave a little smile. “Unlike Elena, I used to go along with him on his rounds in the province.” “He didn’t bring her along because she was already following him!” Michela let fly. “When I was free of commitments at school, of course,” Paola continued. “Did you ever see him go into a bank?” “Not that I can remember.” “Was he very friendly with any of the doctors or pharmacists he used to visit?” “I don’t understand the question.” “Were there any of his . . . let’s call them clients, with whom he was a little friendlier than with others?” “You know, Inspector, I didn’t know them all. He used to introduce me as his girlfriend. And it was sort of true. But it seemed to me like he treated them all the same way.” “When he brought you along with him, were you present at all his meetings?” “No, sometimes he would ask me to wait in the car or to take a walk.” “Did he ever tell you the reason?” “Well, he used to joke about it. He would say he had to go see a young and handsome doctor and he was afraid that . . . Or else he would explain that the doctor was a very devout, narrow-minded Catholic who might not approve of my presence—” 133

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“Inspector,” Michela cut in, “my brother clearly distinguished his friends from the people he did business with. I don’t know if you noticed, but in his desk he kept two datebooks, one with the addresses of friends and family, the other with—” “Yes, I noticed,” said Montalbano. Then, still speaking to Paola: “You, apparently, teach at the liceo of Montelusa?” “Yes. Italian.” She gave another little smile. “I see what you’re getting at. Emilio Sclafani is not just my colleague; we’re actually friends, in a way. One evening I invited Emilio and his young wife to dinner. Angelo was there, too, and that’s when it all started between them.” “Listen, Elena told me her husband knew all about her affair with Angelo. Can you by any chance confirm that?” “It’s true. In fact, the strangest thing happened.” “Namely?” “It was Emilio himself who told me that Angelo and his wife had become lovers. She’d told him just a few hours before. I didn’t want to believe it. I thought Emilio was pulling my leg. The next day Angelo phoned me to say he wouldn’t be able to see me for a while. So I blew up and told him what Emilio had told me. He stammered a bit and then owned up to it. But he pleaded with me to be patient, said it was just a little fling . . . But I was adamant, and our relationship ended there.” “You never saw each other again?” “No. We never spoke again either.” 134


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them. Jealousy and death threats included. If she admits this, what reason would she have to get rid of them?” “Well, then, what are you waiting for?” said Michela, summoning her special sandpaper voice. “To do what?” “Arrest her!” “There’s a problem. Elena says those letters were practically dictated to her.” “By whom?” “Angelo.” The two women had entirely different reactions. “Slut! Bitch! Liar!” Michela screamed, springing to her feet. Paola instead sank further into her armchair. “What could have possessed Angelo to have her write him jealous letters?” she asked, more curious than confused. “Even Elena couldn’t tell me,” said Montalbano, lying again. “She couldn’t tell you because it’s totally untrue!” Michela said, practically screaming. Her voice was turning dangerously from sandpaper into grindstones again. Having no desire whatsoever to witness another scene from a Greek tragedy, Montalbano thought he could be satisfied with the evening’s proceedings. “Did you write down those addresses for me?” he asked Michela. The woman gave him a puzzled look. “Remember? The two women, one of whom, I think, was named Stella . . .” 136


“Oh, right. Just a minute.” She left the room. Then Paola, leaning slightly forward, said to him softly: “I need to talk to you. Could you call me tomorrow morning? There’s no school. I’m in the phone book.” Michela returned with a sheet of paper, which she handed to the inspector. “The list of Angelo’s past loves.” “Is there anyone I don’t know?” asked Paola. “I don’t think Angelo hid any of his amorous history from you.” Montalbano stood up, and it was time for fond goodbyes. /0000000000000 It had become so humid that there was no point in staying out on the veranda, even though it was covered. The inspector went inside and sat down at the table. His brain, after all, functioned the same way inside or outside. For the past half hour, in fact, a lively debate had been raging inside him. The theme was: During an investigation, does a real policeman take notes or not? He, for example, had never done so. In fact, it irritated him when others did, even if they were better policemen than he. But that was in the past. Because for a while now he’d been feeling the need to do so. And why did he feel the need to do so? Elementary, my dear Watson. Because he realized he was starting to forget some very important things. Alas, 137

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old friend, good Inspector, it’s now las cinco de la tarde, and we’ve touched the sore spot of the whole matter. One starts to forget things when the weight of years begins to make itself felt. What was it, more or less, a poet once said? How the snow weighs down the branches and the years stoop the shoulders so dear; the years of youth are faraway years. Perhaps it was better to change the title of the debate: During an investigation, does an old policeman take notes or not? By adding age into the equation, taking notes seemed less unbecoming to Montalbano. But this implied unconditional surrender to the advancing years. He had to find a compromise solution. Then a brilliant idea came to him. He picked up paper and pen and wrote himself a letter. Dear Inspector Montalbano, I realize that at this moment your cojones are in a dizzying spin for entirely personal reasons concerning the idea of old age stubbornly knocking on your door, but I am pleased to remind you, with the present letter, of your duties, and would like to present you with a few observations on the ongoing investigation into the murder of Angelo Pardo. First. Who was Angelo Pardo? A former doctor who’d had his medical license

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revoked for an abortion involving a girl made pregnant by him (absolutely must talk to Teresa Cacciatore who lives in Palermo). He begins working as a medical/pharmaceutical “informer,” earning much more than what he tells his sister. In fact, he lavishes extremely expensive gifts on his last mistress, Elena Sclafani. He very likely has a bank account somewhere, which we have not yet managed to locate. He most certainly owned a strongbox that has never been found. He was murdered by a gunshot to the face (is this significant?) At the moment of death, moreover, his cock was hanging out (this certainly is significant, but exactly what does it signify?) Possible motives for the murder: a) female troubles; b) shady influence peddling and kickbacks, a lead suggested by Nicolò and possibly worth pursuing. (Check with Marshal Laganà.) He uses a secret code ( for what?). He has three computer files protected by passwords. The first of these, which Catarella succeeded in opening, is entirely in code. Which means that Angelo Pardo definitely had something he wanted to keep carefully hidden. One last note: Why were the three letters from Elena

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hidden under the carpet in the trunk of the Mercedes? (I have a feeling this point is of some importance, but I can’t say why.) Please forgive me, dear Inspector, if this first section, devoted to the murder victim, is a bit disorganized, but I wrote these things down as they came into my head, not according to any logical sequence. Second. Elena Sclafani. You’re wondering, naturally, why I wrote Elena Sclafani’s name second. I realize, my friend, that you’ve taken quite a shine to the girl. She’s pretty (okay, gorgeous—I don’t mind you correcting me), and of course you would do everything in your power to keep her off the top of the list of suspects. You like the sincere way she talks about herself, but has it never occurred to you that sincerity can sometimes be a deliberate strategy for leading one away from the truth, just like the apparently opposite strategy, that is, lying? You think I’m talking philosophy? Okay, then I’ll brutally play the cop. There is no question that there are letters from Elena in which, out of jealousy, she makes death threats to her lover. Elena admits to having written these letters but claims that they were dictated to her by Angelo. There is no proof of this, however; it is only an assertion with no possibility of verification. And the explanations she gives for why Angelo made her write them are, you must admit, dear Inspector, rather fuzzy. 140


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you somehow expect Tommaseo not to revel in it? Why, the man will dive into it headfirst. I’m afraid your Elena’s in quite a pickle, old boy. And you, if I may say so, are not doing your duty, which would be to tell the public prosecutor where things stand. And the worst of it—given the unfortunate fact that I know you very well—is that you have no intention of doing it. Your duty, that is. All I can do, therefore, is take note of your deplorable and partisan course of action. The only course left is to find out, as quickly as possible, the meaning of the code contained in the little songbook—what it refers to, and what the hell the first file opened by Catarella means. Third. Michela Pardo. Despite the woman’s manifest inclination towards Greek tragedy, you do not consider her, as things now stand, capable of fratricide. It is beyond all doubt, however, that Michela is ready to do anything to keep her brother’s name from being sullied. And she certainly knows more about Angelo’s dealings than she lets on. Among other things, you, distinguished friend, suspect that Michela, taking advantage of your foolishness, may have removed something crucial to the case from Angelo’s apartment. But I’ll stop here. With best wishes for success, I remain Yours sincerely, Salvo Montalbano 142

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poverty or confusion on the condition that they remained with him, even while knowing his shortcomings. So much for the kindness and understanding Elena talked about! Second, the fact that he himself had chosen the man with whom his first wife might satisfy her natural, youngwomanly needs was in no way a sign of generosity. It was, in fact, a refined way to keep her even more tightly on a leash. And it was, among other things, a way to fulfill, so to speak, his conjugal duty, through a third party appointed by him for that purpose. The wife, moreover, was supposed to inform him every time she met with the lover and even describe the encounter to him in detail afterwards. Indeed, when the schoolteacher surprised them during an encounter about which he had not been informed, things turned nasty. After his experience with his first wife, the schoolteacher allowed the second wife freedom of masculine choice, without prejudice to the obligation of prior notification of the day and time of mounting (could you really put it any other way?). But why, knowing his natural deficiency, did the distinguished professor want to get married twice? Perhaps the first time he’d hoped that a miracle, to use Elena’s word, would occur, so we’ll leave it at that. But the second time? How is it he hadn’t become more savvy? Why didn’t he marry, for example, a widow of a certain age whose sensual needs had already been abundantly mollified? Did he need to smell the fragrance of young flesh beside him in bed? Who did he think he was, Mao Tse-tung? Anyway, the inspector’s talk the night before with Paola the Red (speaking of whom, he mustn’t forget she wanted 144


him to call her) had brought out a contradiction that might or might not prove important. Namely, Elena maintained she had never wanted to go out to dinner or to the movies with Angelo, to keep people from laughing at her husband behind his back, whereas Paola said that she’d learned of the relationship between Elena and Angelo from the schoolteacher himself. Thus, while the wife was doing everything she could to keep her hanky-panky from becoming the talk of the town, her husband didn’t hesitate to state flat out that his wife was engaging in hanky-panky. The schoolmaster, moreover, had, according to Paola, seemed upset about the violent death of his wife’s lover. Does that seem right? He got up, drank his coffee, took a shower, and shaved, but, as he was about to go out, a wave of lethargy swept over him. All of a sudden he no longer felt like going to the office, seeing people, talking. He went out on the veranda. The day looked like it was made of porcelain. He decided to do what his body was telling him to do. “Catarella? Montalbano here. I’ll be coming in late today.” “Aahhh, Chief, Chief, I wanneta say—” He hung up, grabbed the two sheets of paper Catarella had printed out and the little songbook, and laid them down on the table on the veranda. He went back inside, looked in the phone book, found the number he wanted, and dialed it. As the number was ringing, he checked his watch: nine o’clock, just the right 145

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time to call a schoolteacher who was staying home from school. Montalbano let the phone ring a long time and was about to lose patience when he heard someone pick up at the other end. “Hello?” said a male voice, sounding slightly groggy. The inspector hadn’t expected this and felt a little bewildered. “Hello?” the male voice repeated, now not only slightly groggy but also slightly irritated. “Inspector Montalbano here. I would like—” “You want Paola?” “Yes, if it’s not—” “I’ll go get her.” Three minutes of silence passed. “Hello?” said a female voice the inspector didn’t recognize. “Am I speaking with Paola Torrisi?” he asked, doubtful. “Yes, Inspector, it’s me, thanks for calling.” But it wasn’t the same voice as the previous evening. This one was a bit husky, deep, and sensual, like that of someone who . . . He suddenly realized that maybe nine in the morning wasn’t the right time of day to call a schoolteacher who, staying home from work, might be busy with other things. “I’m sorry if I’ve inconvenienced you . . .” She giggled. “It’s no big deal. I want to tell you something, but not

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“Anything else?” “Do you promise not to bug me for at least ten days if I tell you?” “I swear.” “Well, they didn’t kill him right away.” “What do you mean?” “They stuck a big handkerchief or a white rag in his mouth to prevent him from screaming. I found some filaments of white cloth wedged between his teeth. Sent them down to the lab. And after they shot him, they pulled the cloth out of his mouth and took it with them.” “Can I ask you a question?” “If it’s the last.” “Why are you speaking in the plural? Do you think there was more than one killer?” “Do you really want to know why? To confuse you, my friend.” He was a mean one, Pasquano, and enjoyed it. But this business of the rag crammed into Angelo’s mouth was not something to be taken lightly. It meant that the murder had not been committed on impulse. I came, I shot, I left. And good night. No. Whoever went to see Angelo had some questions to ask him, wanted to know something from him. And needed some time to do this. That was why they put him in a state where he’d be forced to listen to what the other was saying or asking him, and they would take the rag out of his mouth only when Angelo had decided to answer. And maybe Angelo answered and was killed anyway. Or 148


else he wouldn’t or couldn’t answer, and that was why he was killed. But why hadn’t the killer left the rag in his mouth? Perhaps because he was hoping to lead the police down a less certain path? Or, more precisely, because he was trying to create a false lead by making it look like a crime of passion—a premise which, though supported by the bird outside the cage, would have been disproved if the rag had been found in the victim’s mouth? Or was it because the rag wasn’t a rag? Maybe it was a handkerchief with personalized initials that could have led to the killer’s first and last names? He gave up and went out on the veranda. He sat down and looked dejectedly at the two pages Catarella had printed up. He never had understood a damn thing about numbers. Back in high school, he remembered, when his friends were already doing abscesses—no, wait, abscesses are something else, something you get in your mouth. So what were they called? Ah, yes. Abscissas. When his schoolmates were doing abscissas and coordinates, he was still having trouble with the multiplication table for the number eight. On the first page, there was a column of thirty-eight numbers on the left-hand side, which corresponded to a second column of thirty-eight numbers on the right-hand side. On the second page, there were thirty-two numbers on the left and thirty-two numbers on the right. Thus the sum total of numbers on the left came to seventy, and there were seventy numbers on the right as well. Montalbano congratulated himself on this discovery, while having to admit to himself that the exact same conclusion could have been reached by a little kid in the third grade. 149

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Half an hour later, he made a discovery that gave him as much satisfaction as Marconi surely must have felt when he realized he’d invented the wireless telegraph or whatever it was he invented. That is, he discovered that the numbers in the left-hand columns were not all different but consisted of a group of fourteen numbers each repeated five times. The repetitions were not consecutive but scattered as though at random within the two columns. He took one of the two numbers in the left-hand column and copied it onto the back of one of the pages as many times as it was repeated. Next to it he wrote down the corresponding numbers from the right-hand column. 213452 213452 213452 213452 213452

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euros. To be kept, however, carefully hidden. Assuming everything conformed to his suppositions. It was not impossible that those figures meant something else. His eyes started to fog over, having trouble focusing on the numbers. He was getting tired. At this rate, he thought, it would take him three to five years to crack the code of the songs, and by the time it was all over, he would surely be blind and walking around with a white stick and a dog on a harness. He brought everything back inside, closed the door to the veranda, went out, got in his car, and left. Since he was still a bit early for his appointment with Paola, he crept along at barely five miles per hour, driving everyone who happened to be behind him crazy. Every motorist, when each managed to pass him, felt obliged to insult him. Thus, he was a(n): faggot, according to a trucker; asshole, according to a priest; cornuto, according to a nice lady; ba-ba-ba-, according to a stutterer. But all these insults went in one ear and out the other. Only one really made him mad. A distinguished-looking man of about sixty pulled up alongside him and said: “Donkey!” Donkey? How dared he? The inspector made a vain attempt to pursue the man, pressing on the accelerator until he was at twenty miles an hour, but then preferred slowing back down to his normal cruising speed. Arriving at the Promenade, he couldn’t find a parking 151

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space and had to drive around a long time before he found a spot very far from the appointed place. When he finally got there, Paola was already sitting at a table, waiting for him. She ordered a prosecco. Montalbano joined in. “This morning, when Carlo heard there was a police inspector on the phone, he got a terrible scare.” “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to—” “Oh, that’s just the way he is. He’s a sweet kid, but the mere sight of, say, a Carabiniere driving beside him deeply upsets him. There’s no explanation for it.” “Maybe some research into his DNA could come up with an explanation,” said Montalbano. “He probably had a few ancestors who were outlaws. Ask him sometime.” They laughed. So the man who took up the schoolteacher’s free time on days when she didn’t go to school was named Carlo. End of subject. They moved on to the matter at hand. “Yesterday evening,” said Paola, “when that business about Angelo dictating the letters to Elena came out, I felt really uncomfortable.” “Why?” “Because, despite Michela’s opinion to the contrary, I think Elena was telling the truth.” “How do you know?” “You see, Inspector, during the time we were together, I wrote Angelo many letters. I used to like to write to him.” “I didn’t find any when I searched the apartment.” “They were returned to me.” “By Angelo?” 152


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“Well, I did, a little, of course. But I realized that it was important for Angelo to liberate himself for a few days from Michela’s overbearing presence.” “Overbearing?” “I don’t know how else to define it, Inspector. Words like ‘assiduous,’ ‘affectionate,’ ‘loving’ don’t really give a sense of it. They fall short. Michela felt this sort of absolute obligation to look after her brother, as though he were a little boy.” “What was she afraid of?” “Nothing, I don’t think. My explanation for it—there’s nothing scientific about it, mind you, I don’t know a thing about psychoanalysis—but in my opinion it came from a sort of frustrated craving for motherhood that was transferred entirely, and apprehensively, onto her brother.” She gave her usual giggle. “I’ve often thought that if I’d married Angelo, it would have been very hard for me to free myself not from my mother-in-law’s clutches—since she, poor thing, counts for nothing—but from my sister-in-law’s.” She paused. Montalbano realized she was weighing the words she would use to express what she was thinking. “When Angelo died, I expected Michela to fall apart. Whereas the opposite happened.” “Meaning?” “She wailed, she screamed, she cried, yes, but at the same time I sensed a feeling of liberation in her, at the unconscious level. It was as if she’d thrown off a burden. She seemed more serene, more free. You know what I mean?” 154


“Perfectly.” Then, who knows why, a question popped into his mind. “Has Michela ever had a boyfriend?” “Why do you ask?” “Dunno, just wondering.” “She told me that when she was nineteen, she fell in love with a boy who was twenty-one. They were officially engaged for three years.” “Why did they break up?” “They didn’t. He died. He was a little too fond of driving really fast on his motorcycle, even though he was apparently a gifted cyclist. I don’t know the details of the accident. In any case, after that, Michela never wanted to get close to other men. And I think that from that moment on, she redoubled her vigilance over poor Angelo, until she became asphyxiating.” “You’re an intelligent woman, you’re in no way under investigation, and you’ve long considered your relationship with Angelo over,” said Montalbano, looking her in the eye. “Your preamble is a bit distressing,” said Paola with her usual grin. “What are you getting at?” “I want an answer. Who was Angelo Pardo?” She didn’t seemed surprised by the question. “I’ve asked myself the same thing, Inspector. And I don’t mean when he left me for Elena. Because up till then I knew who Angelo was. He was an ambitious man, first of all.” “I’d never thought of him in that light.” “Because he didn’t want to appear so. I think he suffered 155

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a lot from being expelled from the medical association. It cut short a very promising career. But, you see, even with the profession he had . . . For example, within a year he would have had exclusive rights of representation for two multinational pharmaceutical companies across all of Sicily, not just Montelusa and its province.” “He told you this?” “No, but I overheard many of his phone conversations with Zurich and Amsterdam.” “And when did you start asking yourself who Angelo Pardo was?” “When he was killed. Things began to appear in a different light, things for which you had an explanation before and which now, after his death, are not so easily explained anymore.” “Such as?” “Such as certain gray areas. He was capable of disappearing for a few days at a time and then, when he came back, he wouldn’t tell you anything. You couldn’t squeeze a single word out of him. In the end I was convinced he was seeing another woman, having some passing fling. But after the way he was killed, I’m no longer so sure he was having affairs.” “What was he doing, then?” Paola threw up her hands in despair.

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Picking it up, he noticed there were three sheets of paper under it. The first was a note from Catarella. Chief. Seeing as how I don’t know weather or not your coming personally in person to the ofice, I’m leving you the printout of the siccond file which I had to stay up all nite to figger out the past word for but in the end I stuck it to that file I did. The other two pages were all numbers. Two columns, as before. The left-hand figures were exactly the same as those in the first file. He pulled the pages he’d worked on that morning out of his jacket pocket and checked. Identical. All that changed were the numbers in the second column. But he didn’t feel like giving himself a headache. He left the old pages, the new pages, and the coded songbook on the desk, grabbed the canvas bag, and went out of the room. Passing by the closet at the entrance, he heard Catarella yelling. “No, sir, no, sir, I’m sorry but the inspector ain’t in, this morning he said this morning he wasn’t coming in this morning. Yessir, I’ll tell ’im, certifiably. Have no fears, I’ll tell ’im.” “Was that for me, Cat?” asked the inspector, appearing before him. Catarella looked at him as if he were Lazarus risen from the dead. “Matre santa, Chief, where djouse come from?” It was too complicated to explain that he’d been sleeping, drained from a night of battle with passwords, when the inspector came in. Never in a million years, moreover, would 158


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to scarf them all down, but realized that he would spend the whole afternoon and evening wanting water like someone stranded for days in the desert. So he put what remained into the fridge and replaced his customary walk along the jetty with a long walk on the beach. Then he took a shower and lolled about the house a bit before returning to the station around four-thirty. Catarella was not at his post. In compensation he ran into a glumfaced Mimì Augello in the corridor. “What’s wrong, Mimì?” “Where are you coming from? What are you doing?” Augello fired back edgily, following him into his office. “I come from Vigàta, and I’m doing my job as inspector,” Montalbano crooned to the tune of “Pale Little Lady.” “Yeah, go ahead and play the wise guy. This is really not the time for that, Salvo.” Montalbano got worried. “Salvuccio’s not feeling well?” “Salvuccio’s feeling great. It’s me that’s the problem, after receiving a heavy dose of Liguori, who practically went nuts.” “Why?” “See, I was right to ask you where you’ve been! Don’t you know what happened yesterday in Fanara?” “No.” “You didn’t turn on your TV?” “No. Come on, what happened?” “MP Di Cristoforo died.” 160


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“Absolutely.” “And what’s lighting a fire under us all is the fact that this dealer supplies a high-flying circle of politicians, businessmen, established professionals, and so on.” “You said it.” “But how did Liguori come to the conclusion that the dealer is in Vigàta?” “He merely hinted that he deduced it from clues provided by an informer.” “Best wishes, Mimì.” “What do you mean, ‘best wishes’? Is that all you have to say?” “Mimì, I told you yesterday what I had to say. Make your moves very carefully. This is not a police operation.” “It’s not? Then what is it?” “It’s a secret service operation, Mimì. For the guys who work in the shadows and are followers of Stalin.” Mimì scowled. “What’s Stalin got to do with this?” “Apparently Uncle Joe once said that when a man becomes a problem, you need only eliminate the man to eliminate the problem.” “What’s that got to do with this?” “I’ve already told you, and I repeat: The only solution is to kill this dealer or have him killed. Think about it. Let’s say you go by the book and arrest him. When you’re writing the report, you can’t very well say he’s responsible for the deaths of Nicotra and Di Cristoforo.” “I can’t?” 162


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somebody from Nicotra and Di Cristoforo’s party will start by revealing that Nicotra took very small doses of drugs for medicinal purposes and that Di Cristoforo did the same for his ingrown toenail. We’re talking medicine here, not vice. Then, little by little, their memory will be rehabilitated, and people will start saying that it was you who first started slinging mud at the dear departed.” “Me?!” “Yes, sir, you, by making a careless arrest, to say the least.” Augello stood there speechless. Montalbano threw down his ace. “Don’t you see what’s happening to the ‘Clean Hands’ judges? They’re being blamed for the suicides and heart attacks of some of the accused. The fact that the accused were corrupt and corrupters and deserved to go to jail gets glossed over. According to these sensitive souls, the real culprit is not the culprit who in a moment of shame commits suicide but the judge who made him feel ashamed. But we’ve talked enough about this. If you get it, you get it. If you don’t, I’m tired of explaining it to you. Now get out of here, I got work to do.” Without a word, Mimì got up and left the room, even glummer than before. Montalbano started eyeing four pages densely covered with numbers, unable to make anything whatsoever of them. After five minutes of this, he pushed them away in disgust and called the switchboard. A voice he didn’t recognize answered.

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“Listen, I want you to find me the phone number of a Palermo contractor named Mario Sciacca.” “Home phone or business phone?” “Home.” “All right.” “But just find me the number, understand? If the home phone’s not listed, ask our colleagues in Palermo. Then I’ll call myself from a direct line.” “I understand, Inspector. You don’t want them to know it’s the police calling.” Smart kid. Knew his stuff. “What’s the name?” “Sciacca, Inspector.” “No, yours.” “Amato, Inspector. I started working here a month ago.” He made a mental note to talk to Fazio about this Amato. The kid might be worth having on the squad. A few minutes later, the phone rang. Amato had found Mario Sciacca’s home phone number. The inspector dialed it. “Who’s this?” asked an old woman’s voice. “Is this the Sciacca residence?” “Yes.” “My name is Antonio Volpe. I’d like to speak with Signora Teresa.” “My daughter-in-law’s not home.” “Is she away?” “Well, she’s gone to Montelusa. Her father’s sick.”

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What a stroke of luck! This might spare him the boring drive to Palermo. He looked for the number in the phone book. There were four people named Cacciatore. He would have to be patient and call them all. “The Cacciatore residence?” “No, the Mistrettas’. Look, this whole thing is a big pain in the ass,” said an angry male voice. “What whole thing, if I may ask?” “The fact that you all keep calling, when the Cacciatores moved away a year ago.” “Do you know their number, by any chance?” Mr. Mistretta hung up without answering. A fine start, no doubt about it. Montalbano dialed the second number. “The Cacciatore residence?” “Yes,” replied a pleasant female voice. “Signora, my name is Antonio Volpe. I tried to get in touch with a certain Teresa Sciacca in Palermo and was told—” “I’m Teresa Sciacca.” Astonished by his sudden good fortune, Montalbano was speechless. “Hello?” said Teresa. “How’s your father? I was told that—” “He’s doing much better, thank you. So much better that I’ll be going back to Palermo tomorrow.” “I absolutely must speak to you before you leave.” “Signor Volpe, I—” “Actually, my name’s not Volpe. I’m Inspector Montalbano.” 166


Teresa Sciacca let out a kind of gasp between fright and surprise. “Oh my God! Has something happened to Mario?” “Don’t worry, signora, your husband is fine. I need to talk to you about something involving you.” A very long pause. Then a “yes” that was a sigh, a breath. “Believe me, I would have preferred not to stir up unpleasant memories, but—” “I understand.” “I guarantee you that our meeting will remain confidential, and I give you my word never to mention your name in the investigation, for any reason whatsoever.” “I don’t see how I could be of any use to you. It’s been so many years since . . . In any case, you can’t come here.” “Could you come out?” “Yes, I could leave for about an hour.” “Tell me where you want to meet.” Teresa gave him the name of a café in the elevated part of Montelusa. For five-thirty. The inspector glanced at his watch. He had just barely enough time to get in his car and go. To arrive in time, he would have to drive at the insane speed of forty to forty-five miles per hour. /0000000000000 Teresa Sciacca, née Cacciatore, was a thirty-eight-year-old woman who looked like a good mother, and it was immediately clear that this look was not façade but substance. She 167

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was quite embarrassed by their meeting, and Montalbano immediately came to her aid. “Signora, in ten minutes, at the most, you’ll be able to go back home.” “Thank you, but I really don’t see how what happened twenty years ago could have anything to do with Angelo’s death.” “It has nothing to do with it, actually. But it’s essential for me to establish certain modes of behavior. Understand?” “No, but go ahead and ask your questions.” “How did Angelo react when you told him you were expecting?” “He was happy. And we immediately talked about getting married. In fact, I started looking for a house the very next day.” “Did your family know?” “My folks didn’t know anything; they didn’t even know Angelo. Then one evening he told me he’d changed his mind. He said it was crazy to get married, that it would ruin his career. He showed a lot of promise as a doctor, that was true. And so he started talking about abortion.” “And what did you do?” “I took it badly. We had a terrible row. When we finally calmed down, I told him I was going to tell my parents everything. He got really scared. Papa’s not the kind of man to kid around with, and he begged me not to do it. I gave him three days.” “To do what?” “To think about it. He phoned me on the second day, in 168


the afternoon. It was a Wednesday. I remember it well. He asked if we could meet. When I got there, he immediately told me he’d found a solution and needed my help. His solution was this: The following Sunday he and I would go to my parents and tell them everything. Then Angelo would explain to them why he couldn’t marry me right away. He needed at least two years without any ties. There was a famous doctor who wanted him for an assistant, which meant he would have to live abroad for eighteen months. In short, after giving birth, I would live at home with my parents until Angelo had set himself back up here. He even said he was ready to acknowledge paternity of the child, to set my parents’ mind at rest. And then he would marry me in about two years’ time.” “How did you take this?” “It seemed like a good solution to me. And I told him so. I had no reason to doubt his sincerity. So he suggested we celebrate, and he even invited Michela, his sister.” “Had you already met?” “Yes, we’d even got together a few times, though she didn’t seem to like me very much. Anyway, we were all supposed to meet at nine p.m. in the medical office of a colleague of Angelo’s, after visiting hours.” “Why not at his own office?” “Because he didn’t have one. He worked out of a little room this colleague let him use. When I got there, the colleague had already left and Michela hadn’t arrived yet. Angelo gave me a glass of bitter orange soda to drink. As soon as I drank it, everything started to turn foggy and confused. 169

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I couldn’t move or react . . . I remember Angelo putting on his smock, and . . .” She tried to go on, but Montalbano interrupted her. “I get the picture. No need to continue.” He fired up a cigarette. Teresa wiped her eyes with a handkerchief. “What do you remember after that?” “My memory is still cloudy. Michela in a white smock, like a nurse, Angelo saying something . . . Then I’m in Angelo’s car, I remember . . . then at Anna’s place . . . She’s a cousin of mine who knows everything. I spent the night there—Anna had called my parents and told them I’d be sleeping over. The next day I had a terrible hemorrhage and was rushed to the hospital and had to tell Papa everything. And so Papa pressed charges against Angelo.” “So you never saw Angelo’s colleague?” “Never.” “Thank you, signora. That’ll be all,” said Montalbano, standing up. She looked surprised and relieved. She held out her hand, to say good-bye. But instead of shaking it, the inspector kissed it.

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He arrived a bit early for his appointment with Marshal Laganà. “You’re looking good,” said the marshal, eyeing him. Montalbano got worried. Often of late that statement didn’t sound right to him. If someone tells you you’re looking good, it means they were expecting you not to look so good. And why were they thinking this? Because you’ve reached an age where the worst could happen overnight. To take one example: Up to a certain point in life, if you slip and fall, you get right up, because nothing’s happened to you. Then the moment comes when you slip and fall and you can’t get up anymore, because you’ve broken your femur. What’s happened? What’s happened is you’ve crossed the invisible boundary between one age of life and the next. “You’re looking good yourself,” the inspector lied, with a certain satisfaction. To his eyes Laganà looked in fact like he’d aged quite a bit since the last time he’d seen him. “I’m at your service,” said the marshal. Montalbano filled him in on the murder of Angelo

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Pardo. And told him how Nicolò Zito, the newsman, when speaking to him in private, had led him to suspect that the motive for the homicide could perhaps be found in the work that Pardo was doing. He was beating around the bush, but Laganà understood at once and interrupted him: “Kickbacks?” “It’s a possible hypothesis,” the inspector said cautiously. And he told him about the gifts beyond his means that Pardo had given to his girlfriend, the missing strongbox, the secret bank account he hadn’t been able to locate. In the end he pulled from his jacket pocket the four computer printouts and coded songbook and laid them down on Laganà’s desk. “You can’t say this gentleman was very fond of transparency,” the marshal commented after examining these materials. “Can you help me?” asked Montalbano. “Certainly,” said the marshal, “but don’t expect anything overnight. And before I begin, I’ll need some basic but essential information. What firms was he working for? And what doctors and pharmacies was he in contact with?” “I’ve got a big datebook of Pardo’s in the car that should have most of the things you’re looking for.” Laganà gave him a confused look. “Why did you leave it in the car?” “I wanted first to make sure you were interested in the case. I’ll go get it.” “Yes, and in the meantime I’ll photocopy these pages and the songbook.” 172


/0000000000000 Therefore—the inspector recapitulated while driving back to Vigàta—Signora (pardon, Signorina) Michela Pardo had only told him half the story concerning the abortion performed on Teresa Cacciatore, completely leaving out her own major role. For Teresa it must have been like a scene from a horror film: first the deception and the trap, then, in crescendo, her boyfriend turning into her torturer and poking around inside her while she lay there naked on the examination table unable even to open her mouth; then her future sister-in-law in a white smock, preparing the instruments . . . What sort of complicity had there been between Angelo and Michela? Out of what twisted instinct of sibling attachment had it arisen and solidified? How far had they taken their bond? And, given all this, what else were they capable of? Then again, on second thought, what had any of this to do with the investigation? From Teresa’s words—and there was no doubt she was telling the truth—it became clear that Angelo was a rascal, which Montalbano had been thinking for some time, and that his dear sister wouldn’t have hesitated to commit murder just to please her dear brother, which Montalbano had also been thinking for some time. What Teresa had told him confirmed what the brother and sister were like, but it didn’t move the investigation a single inch forward. /0000000000000 “Ahh, Chief, Chief!” Catarella yelled from his closet. “I got some importance to tell ya!” 173

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“Did you beat the last last word?” “Not yet, Chief. Iss complex. What I wannet a say is ’at Dacter Arquaraquà called.” What was going on? The chief of Forensics called for him? The tombs shall open, the dead shall rise . . . “Arquà, Cat, his name’s Arquà.” “His name’s whatever ’is name is, Chief, you got the pitcher anyways.” “What did he want?” “He didn’t say, Chief. But he axed me to ax you to call him when you got back.” “Fazio here?” “I tink so.” “Go find him and tell him to come to my office.” While waiting, he called the lab in Montelusa. “Arquà, were you looking for me?” The two men didn’t like each other, and so, by mutual, tacit agreement, they dispensed with greetings whenever they spoke. “I suppose you already know that Dr. Pasquano found two threads of fabric stuck between Angelo Pardo’s teeth.” “Yes.” “We’ve analyzed the threads and identified the fabric. It’s Crilicon.” “Does that come from Krypton?” It was a stupid quip that just slipped out of him. Arquà, who obviously didn’t read comic books and didn’t know of the existence of Superman, balked.

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“What did you say?” “Nothing, never mind. Why does that fabric seem important to you?” “Because it’s very particular and is mainly used for a specific article of clothing.” “Namely?” “Women’s panties.” Arquà hung up, and Montalbano sat there flummoxed, receiver in hand. Another noir film? As he set the phone down, he imagined the scene. /0000000000000 terrace with room. Outside/inside shot, night. Through the open door, from out on the terrace, the camera frames the interior of the former laundry room. Angelo is sitting on the arm of the armchair. A woman, standing in front of him and seen from behind, puts her purse on the table and, moving very slowly, removes first her blouse, then her bra. The camera zooms entirely inside. (Sensual music) With desire in his eyes, Angelo watches the woman unfasten her skirt, letting it drop to her feet. Angelo slides off the arm and into the chair, almost lying down.

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The woman takes off her panties, but keeps them in her hand. Angelo opens the zipper on his jeans and gets ready to have sex. (Extremely sensual music) The woman opens her purse and extracts something we can’t see. Then she straddles Angelo, who embraces her. Long, passionate kiss. Angelo’s hands caress the woman’s back. She suddenly breaks free of his embrace and points the pistol she took out of her purse at Angelo’s face. close-up of Angelo, terrified. angelo: What . . . what are you doing? woman: Open your mouth. Angelo automatically obeys. The woman sticks the panties in his mouth. Angelo tries to scream but can’t. woman: Now I’m going to ask you a question. If you want to answer, just nod, and I’ll take them out of your mouth.

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but the frame is shot from an angle that keeps her face hidden. The woman continues getting dressed, without any hurry. There’s no trace of nervousness in her gestures. extreme close-up of Angelo’s head, a horrendous sight. slow fade-out. Granted, a dreadful script from a B movie of the eroticcrime genre. It might, however, have had decent success on television, given all the other crap that gets broadcast. You know, TV movies. The inspector consoled himself with the thought that if he had to leave the police force, he could try his hand at this new profession. Leaving his private cinema to return to his office, he saw Fazio standing in front of his desk, staring at him inquisitively. “What were you thinking, Chief?” “Nothing, I was just watching a film. What do you want?” “Chief, you’re the one who called me.” “Ah, yes. Have a seat. Got any news for me?” “You said you wanted to know everything I could find out about Emilio Sclafani and Angelo Pardo. As for the schoolteacher, I have to add a little detail to what I already told you.” “What’s this little detail?” “Remember how the schoolteacher sent his wife’s lover to the hospital?” 178


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did at each of her encounters with her lover. Why hadn’t Elena told him this? Perhaps because this little detail (and what a detail!) cast the schoolteacher in a different light from that of the understanding, impotent husband and brought to the surface all the murk deep down in his soul? “And what can you tell me about Angelo Pardo?” “Nothing.” “What do you mean, ‘nothing’?” “Chief, nobody had the slightest thing to say against him. As far as the present was concerned, he earned a good living as a pharmaceutical representative, enjoyed life, and had no enemies.” Montalbano knew Fazio too well to let slide what he’d just said—that is, “as far as the present was concerned.” “And as far as the past is concerned?” Fazio smiled at him, and the inspector smiled back. They understood each other at once. “There were two things in his past. One of these you already know, and it involves that business about the abortion.” “Skip it, I already know all about it.” “The other thing goes even further back—to the death of Angelo’s sister’s boyfriend.” Montalbano felt a kind of jolt run down his spine. He pricked his ears. “The boyfriend was named Roberto Anzalone,” said Fazio. “An engineering student who liked to race motorcycles as a hobby. That’s why the accident that killed him seemed odd.” “Why?” 180


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“Tell me something. Do you know who this friend was who ate with him?” Fazio’s eyes started to sparkle. This happened whenever he knew that his words would have a dramatic effect. He was foretasting his pleasure. “It was . . .” he began. But Montalbano, who could be a real bastard when he wanted to, decided to spoil the effect for him. “That’s enough, I already know,” he said. “How did you find out?” asked Fazio, between disappointment and wonder. “Your eyes told me,” said the inspector. “It was his future brother-in-law, Angelo Pardo. Was he interrogated?” “Of course. And he confirmed the waiter’s statement— that is, that they hadn’t drunk any wine or other alcoholic beverage at the table. In any case, for some reason or other, Angelo Pardo had his lawyer present every time he made his three depositions. And his lawyer was none other than Senator Nicotra.” “Nicotra?!” marveled the inspector. “That’s way too big a fish for a testimony of so little importance.” Fazio never found out whether, in uttering Nicotra’s name, he’d actually managed to get even for the disappointment of a moment before. But if anyone had asked Montalbano why he reacted so strongly to the news that Nicotra and Angelo had known one another for quite some time, the inspector would not have known what to answer. “But where would Angelo have ever found the money to inconvenience a lawyer of Senator Nicotra’s stature?” 182


“It didn’t cost him a cent, Chief. Angelo’s father had been a campaigner for the senator, and they’d become friends. Their families spent time together. In fact, the senator also represented Angelo when he was accused of the abortion.” “Anything else?” “Yessir.” “You going to tell me free of charge, or do I have to pay for it?” asked Montalbano when he saw that Fazio couldn’t make up his mind to go on. “No, Chief, it’s all included in my salary.” “Then out with it.” “It’s something that was told me by only one person. I haven’t been able to confirm it.” “Just tell me, for what it’s worth.” “Apparently a year ago Angelo got into the bad habit of gambling and often lost.” “A lot?” “Lots and lots.” “Could you be more precise?” “Tens of millions of lire.” “Was he in debt?” “Apparently not.” “Where did he gamble?” “At some den in Fanara.” “You know anyone around there?” “In Fanara? No, Chief.” “Too bad.” “Why?” 183

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“Because I would bet my family jewels that Angelo had another bank account than the one we already know about. Since it seems he didn’t have any debts, where was he getting the money he lost? Or to pay for the gifts to his girlfriend? After what you’ve just told me, I think this mysterious bank may very well be in Fanara. See what you can come up with there.” “I’ll try.” Fazio stood up. When he was at the door, Montalbano said in a soft voice: “Thanks.” Fazio stopped, turned, and looked at him. “For what? It’s all included in my salary, Chief.” /0000000000000 The inspector hurried back to Marinella. The salmon that Ingrid had sent to him was anxiously awaiting him.

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It was pouring. With him getting drenched, cursing, blaspheming, the water running down his hair, into his collar, and then sliding down his back, triggering cold shudders, his sodden socks now filtering the water flowing into his shoes, but, nothing doing, the door to his house in Marinella wouldn’t open because the keys wouldn’t fit in the lock, and when they did, they wouldn’t turn. He tried four different keys, one after the other, but it was hopeless. How could he go on like this, getting soaked to the bone, unable to set foot in his own house? He finally decided to have a look at the set of keys in his hand. To his shock, he realized they weren’t his keys. He must have mistakenly grabbed someone else’s. But where? Then he remembered that the mistake might have happened in Boccadasse, at a bar where they made good coffee. But he was in Boccadasse two weeks ago! How could he have been back in Vigàta for two weeks without ever going into his house? “Where are my keys?” he shouted. It seemed as though no one could hear him, so loud was the rain drumming on the roof, on his head, on the ground, 185

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on the leaves in the trees. Then he thought he heard a woman’s voice far, far away, coming and going with the intensity of the downpour. “Turn the corner! Turn the corner!” said the voice. What did it mean? Whatever the case, lost as he was, he took four steps and turned the corner. He found himself in Michela’s bathroom. The woman was naked and dipped her hand in the bathwater to feel the temperature. In so doing she offered him a remarkably hilly panorama on which the eye willingly lingered. “Come on, get in.” He realized he was also naked, but this did not surprise him. He got in the tub and lay down. It was a good thing he was immediately covered by soap suds. He felt embarrassed that Michela might see the semi-erection he got upon contact with the warm water. “I’ll go get your keys and the present,” said Michela. She went out. What present was she talking about? Was it maybe his birthday? But when was he born? He couldn’t remember. He stopped asking himself questions, closed his eyes, and abandoned himself to the relief he was feeling. Later, when he heard her return, he opened his eyes to little slits. But they popped open at once, for in the bathroom doorway stood not Michela but Angelo, his face ravaged by the gunshot, blood still running down his shirt, the zipper of his jeans open and his thingy hanging out, a revolver in his hand, pointed at him. “What do you want?” he asked, frightened. The bathwater had suddenly turned ice cold. With his 186


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of these dreams, he had more faith in the self-appointed interpreters of Lotto numbers than in Sigmund Freud. So what did that muddle of a dream mean? After half an hour of turning it over and over in his mind, he managed to isolate two elements that seemed important to him. One concerned Angelo’s keys. The first set was still in his possession, after the crime lab had returned them to him. The other set, the one he’d had Michela give him, he’d given back to her. All this seemed normal, and yet something about those keys had set his brain going, something that didn’t add up and which he couldn’t bring into focus. He would have to give this more thought later. The other element was a word, “present,” that Michela had said to him before leaving the bathroom. When Michela had actually spoken to him about presents, however, it had always been in reference to the expensive gifts Angelo gave to Elena . . . Stop right there, Montalbà. You’re getting warm, warmer, warmer, hot, hot! You’re there! Shit, you’re there! He felt such immense satisfaction that he grabbed the alarm clock, pushed down the button that turned off the alarm, laid his head down on the pillow, and fell immediately asleep. /0000000000000 Elena opened the door. She was barefoot and wearing the dangerous half-length housecoat she’d had on the previous time, face still dotted with a few drops of water from the 188


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“I didn’t know your husband was so interested in the case.” Elena laughed even harder. “He’s not interested in the case, he’s interested in me.” “I don’t understand.” “Inspector, Emilio wants to know if I’ve already taken steps to replace Angelo, or if I’m intending to do so at any time soon.” So that’s what this was all about! The old pig was apparently in crisis, with no more lewd stories being told to him by his wife. Montalbano decided to give her a little rope. “Why haven’t you?” He was expecting her to laugh again, but Elena turned serious. “I don’t want there to be any misunderstandings, and I want to feel at peace. I’m waiting for the investigation to be over.” She smiled again. “So you should hurry up.” And why would a new relationship with another man create misunderstandings? He got the answer to his question when his gaze met hers. That wasn’t a woman sitting in the armchair in front of him, but a cheetah at rest, still sated. The moment she began to feel the pangs of hunger, however, she would pounce on the prey she had already singled out long before. And that prey was him, Inspector Salvo Montalbano, a trembling, clumsy little domestic animal who would never manage to outrun those extremely long, springy legs that for the moment were deceptively crossed. And, most troubling of all, once those fangs sank into his flesh and

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victim’s teeth. The crime lab informed me that it is a special fabric used almost exclusively in the manufacture of women’s panties.” “What does it mean?” asked Elena. “It means that someone, before shooting him, stuck a pair of panties in his mouth to keep him from screaming. Add to this the fact that the victim was found in a state suggesting he’d been about to engage in a sexual act. It being rather inconceivable that a man would go around with a pair of women’s panties in his pocket, that must mean the person who killed him was not a man but a woman.” “I see,” said Elena. “A crime of passion, apparently.” “Exactly. At this point in the investigation, however, it’s my duty to report all my findings to the prosecutor.” “And so you’ll have to mention me.” “Of course. And Prosecutor Tommaseo will immediately call you in for questioning. The death threats you made to Angelo in your letters will be seen as evidence against you.” “What should I do?” Montalbano’s admiration for the girl increased a few notches. She hadn’t become afraid or agitated. She asked for information, nothing more. “Find a good lawyer.” “Can I tell him that it was Angelo who made me write those letters?” “Certainly. And when you do, tell him he should ask Paola Torrisi a few questions.” Elena wrinkled her brow. 192


“Angelo’s ex? Why?” Montalbano threw his hands up. He couldn’t tell her. That would be saying too much. But the mechanism in Elena’s head worked better than a Swiss watch. “Did he also have her write letters like mine?” Montalbano threw his hands up again. “The problem is that you, Elena, haven’t got an alibi for the night of the crime. You told me you drove around for a few hours and therefore didn’t meet with anyone. However . . .” “However?” “I don’t believe you.” “Do you think I killed Angelo?” “I don’t believe that you didn’t meet with anyone that evening. I’m convinced you could produce an alibi if you wanted, but you don’t want to.” She looked at him, eyes popping. “How . . . how do you . . .” Now she was indeed agitated. The inspector felt pleased for having hit the mark. “The last time I asked you if you’d met with anyone during the time you were wandering about in your car, and you said no. But before speaking, you sort of hesitated. That was the first and only time you hesitated. And I realized you didn’t want to tell me the truth. But be careful: Not having an alibi might get you arrested.” She suddenly turned pale. One must strike while the iron is hot, Montalbano told himself, hating himself for the cliché and for playing the tormentor. 193

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“You’re going to have to be escorted down to the station . . .” It wasn’t true. That wasn’t the procedure, but those were the magic words. And indeed Elena began to tremble slightly, a veil of sweat appearing on her brow. “I haven’t told Emilio . . . I didn’t want him to know.” What did her husband have to do with this? Was the schoolteacher fated to pop up everywhere like Pierino’s famous puppet in the story his mother used to tell Montalbano as a child? “What didn’t you want him to know?” “That I was with a man that evening.” “Who was it?” “A filling-station attendant . . . It’s the only station on the road to Giardina. His name is Luigi. I don’t know his last name. I stopped to get gas. He was closing, but he reopened for me. He started flirting, and I didn’t say no. I wanted . . . I wanted to forget Angelo, forever.” “How long were you together?” “A couple of hours.” “Could he testify to that?” “I don’t think it would be a problem. He’s very young, about twenty, unmarried.” “Tell that to the lawyer. Maybe he can find a way to keep your husband from getting wind of it.” “I would be very unhappy if he found out. I betrayed his trust.” But how did this husband and wife reason? He felt at 194


sea. Then Elena suddenly started laughing hard again, her head thrown backward. “Let me in on the joke.” “A woman supposedly stuck her panties in Angelo’s mouth so he couldn’t scream?” “So it seems.” “I’m only telling you because it couldn’t have been me.” She had another laughing fit that almost brought tears to her eyes. “Come on, out with it.” “Because whenever I knew I was going to see Angelo, I wouldn’t wear panties. Anyway, look. Do these look like they could be used to gag anyone?” She stood up and hiked up her bathrobe, spun around in a circle, then sat back down. She’d performed the movement perfectly naturally, without modesty or immodesty. Her panties were smaller than a G-string. With that in his mouth, a man could still have recited all of Cicero’s Catilinarian Orations or sung “Celeste Aïda.” “I have to go,” said the inspector, standing up. He absolutely had to get away from that woman. Alarm bells and warning lights were going off wildly in his head. Elena also stood up and approached him. Unable to keep her away with his extended arms, he stopped her with words. “One last thing.” “What?” “We’ve learned that Angelo had recently been gambling and losing a lot of money.” “Really?!” 195

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She seemed truly puzzled. “So you know nothing about it.” “I never even suspected it. Did he gamble here, in Vigàta?” “No. In Fanara, apparently. At a clandestine gambling den. Did you ever go with him to Fanara?” “Yes, once. But we came back to Vigàta the same evening.” “Can you remember if Angelo went into any banks that day in Fanara?” “Out of the question. He had me wait in the car outside of three doctors’ offices and two pharmacies. And I nearly died of boredom. Oh, but I do remember—because I heard about him on TV after he died—that we also stopped outside the villa of Di Cristoforo, the Parliament deputy.” “Did he know him?!” “Apparently.” “How long did he stay inside the villa?” “Just a few minutes.” “Did he say why he went there?” “No, and I didn’t ask. I’m sorry.” “Another question, but this really will be the last.” “Ask me as many as you like.” “Did Angelo do coke, as far as you know?” “No. No drugs.” “Are you sure?” “Absolutely. Don’t forget that I was once quite an expert on the subject.”

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She stepped forward. “Bye, see you soon,” said Montalbano, running for the door, opening it, and dashing out onto the landing before the cheetah could spring, grab him in her claws, and eat him alive. /0000000000000 Dimora Jewelers of Montelusa—founded in 1901, as the religiously restored old sign in front said—were the bestknown jewelers in the province. They made their hundred-plus years a point of pride, and in fact the furnishings inside were the same as they’d been a hundred years earlier. Except for the fact that now, to get inside, it was worse than entering a bank. Armored doors, tinted, Kalashnikovproof windows, uniformed security guards with revolvers at their sides so big it was scary just to look at them. There were three salespersons, all of them quite distinguished: a seventyish man, another around forty, and a girl of about twenty. Apparently they’d each been expressly selected to serve the clients of their corresponding age group. Then why was it the seventy-year-old who turned to speak to him, instead of the forty-year-old, as should have been his right? “Would you like to see something in particular, sir?” “Yes, the owner.” “You mean Signor Arturo?” “If he’s the owner, then Signor Arturo will do.” “And who are you, if I may ask?” “Inspector Montalbano.”

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“Please follow me.” He followed the salesman into the back room, which was a very elegant sort of little sitting room. Art nouveau furniture. A broad staircase of black wood, covered by a dark red runner, led to a landing where there was a massive, closed door. “Please make yourself comfortable.” The elderly man climbed the stair slowly, then rang a bell beside the door, which came open with a click. He went inside and closed the door behind him. Two minutes later there was another click, the door reopened, and the old man reappeared. “You may go upstairs.” The inspector found himself in a spacious, light-filled room. There was a large glass desk, very modern in style, with a computer on top. Two armchairs and a sofa of the kind one sees only in architectural magazines. A huge safe, the latest model, that not even a surface-to-air missile could open. Another safe, this one pathetic and certainly dating back to 1901, which a wet nurse’s hairpin could open. Arturo Dimora, a thirty-year-old who looked straight out of a fashion advertisement, stood up and extended his hand. “I’m at your disposal, Inspector.” “I won’t waste your time. Do you know if there was a certain Angelo Pardo among your clients over the last three months?” “Just a second.” He went back behind the glass desk and fiddled about with the computer.

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drawer, went back in the door, the half tube closed behind him, the door said nothing, but the other half of the tube, the one in front of him, didn’t open. Imprisoned! The door had taken him hostage, and if he wasn’t freed in a few seconds, he was fated to die a terrible death by suffocation. Through the glass he saw the guard engrossed in his crossword puzzle; he hadn’t noticed anything. Inside the bank there wasn’t a living soul to be seen. He raised his knee and gave the door a powerful kick. The guard heard the noise, realized what was happening, pushed a button on some contraption in front of him, and the back half of the tube finally opened, allowing the inspector to enter the bank. Which consisted of a first entrance with a small table and a few chairs and led to two doors: The one on the right was an office with two vacant desks; the one on the left had the usual wood-and-glass partition with two tellers’ windows over which were plaques saying window 1 and window 2, in case anyone wasn’t sure. But only one had a teller behind it, and that was indeed Window 1. One could not in good conscience say the bank did a lot of business. “Hello, I would like to speak with the manager. I’m Inspector—” “Montalbano!” said the fiftyish man behind the window. The inspector gave him a puzzled look. “Don’t you remember me? Eh, don’t you?” said the teller, getting up and heading toward the door at the end of the partition. Montalbano racked his brain but couldn’t come up with 202


a name. Meanwhile the teller came straight up to him, unshaven, arms half open and ready to embrace his long-lost friend. But don’t these people who expect to be recognized after forty years realize that time has done its work on their faces? That forty winters, as the poet says, have dug deep furrows in the field of what was once adorable youth? “You really don’t remember, do you? Let me give you a little hint.” A little hint? What was this, a TV game show? “Cu . . . Cu . . .” “Cucuzza?” the inspector took a wild stab. “Cumella! Giogiò Cumella!” said the other, leaping at his throat and crushing him in a pythonlike grip. “Cumella! Of course!” Montalbano mumbled. In truth he didn’t remember a goddamned thing. Night and fog. “Let’s go have a drink. We need to celebrate! Matre santa, it’s been so many years!” When passing in front of the guard’s little cage, Cumella informed him: “Lullù, I’ll be at the bar next door with my friend. If anyone comes, tell ’em to wait.” But who was this Cumella? A former schoolmate? University chum? Student protester from ’68? “You married, Salvù?” “No.” “I am. Three kids, two boys and a girl. The girl, who’s the youngest, is a beauty. Her name’s Natasha.” A Natasha in Fanara. Like Ashanti in Canicattì, Samantha 203

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in Fela, and Jessica in Gallotti. Didn’t anybody name their little girls Maria, Giuseppina, Carmela, or Francesca anymore? “What’ll you have?” “A coffee.” At that hour, one coffee more or less made no difference. “Me, too. Why did you come to our bank, Inspector? I’ve seen you a couple of times on television.” “I need some information. Perhaps the manager—” “I’m the manager. What’s this about?” “One of your clients,Angelo Pardo, was murdered.” “I heard.” “I couldn’t find any of your statements in his apartment.” “He didn’t want us to send them to him. And he sent us those instructions in a registered letter! Imagine that! He would come and pick up the statements in person.” “I see. Could you tell me how much is in his account and if he made any investments?” “No, unless you’ve got a judge’s authorization.” “I haven’t.” “Then I can’t tell you that until the day he died he had somewhere around eight hundred thousand.” “Lire?” asked Montalbano, a little disappointed. “Euros.” That put things in a whole new light. Over a billion and a half lire. “Investments?”

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“None whatsoever. He needed ready cash.” “Why did you specify ‘until the day he died’?” “Because three days before, he’d taken out a hundred thousand. And from what I’ve heard, if he hadn’t been shot, within three days he would have made another withdrawal.” “What have you heard?” “That he lost it all gambling, at Zizino’s den.” “Can you tell me for how long he was a client of yours?” “Less than six months.” “Was he ever in the red?” “Never. Anyway, for us at the bank it wasn’t a problem, no matter what happened.” “Explain.” “When he opened the account, he came accompanied by MP Di Cristoforo. But now that’s enough, let’s talk a little about old times.” Cumella did all the talking, reminiscing about episodes and people the inspector had no recollection of. But to make it look like he remembered everything, Montalbano had only to say, every now and then, “Right!” and, “How could I forget?” At the end of their conversation, they said good-bye, embracing and promising to stay in touch by telephone. On the way back, not only was the inspector unable to enjoy the discovery he’d made, but his mood turned darker and darker. The moment he got in the car and drove off, a question started buzzing about in his head like an annoying fly: How

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come Giogiò Cumella could remember their grammar-school days and he couldn’t? From a few of the names Giogiò had mentioned and a few of the events he’d recounted, elusive flashes of memory had come back to him in fits and starts, but like pieces of an unsolvable puzzle with no precise outline, and these inklings had led him to situate the time of his friendship with Cumella in their grammar-school days. Unfortunately, there could be only one answer to his question: He was beginning to lose his memory. An indisputable sign of old age. But didn’t they say that old age made you forget what you did the day before and remember things from when you were a little kid? Well, apparently that wasn’t always the case. Obviously there was old age and old age. What was the name of that disease where you forget that you’re even alive? The one President Reagan had? What was it called? There, see? He was even starting to forget things of the present. To distract himself, he formulated a proposition. A philosophical proposition? Maybe, but tending towards “weak thought”—exhausted thought, in fact. He even gave this proposition a title: “The Civilization of Today and the Ceremony of Access.” What did it mean? It meant that, today, to enter any place whatsoever—an airport, a bank, a jeweler’s or watchmaker’s shop—you had to submit to a specific ceremony of control. Why ceremony? Because it served no concrete purpose. A thief, a hijacker, a terrorist—if they really want to enter—will find a way. The ceremony doesn’t even serve to protect the people on the other side of the entrance. So whom does it serve? It serves the very person about to enter, to make him think that, once inside, he can feel safe. 206


/0000000000000 “Aahhh, Chief, Chief! I wannata tell you that Dacter Latte wit’ an s called! He said as how the c’mishner couldn’t make it today.” “Couldn’t make what?” “He din’t tell me, Chief. But he said that he can make it tomorrow, at the same time of day.” “Fine. Getting anywhere with the file?” “I’m almost somewhere. Right at the tip o’ the tip! Ah, I almost forgot! Judge Gommaseo also called sayin’ you’s asposta call ’im when you get in so you can call ’im.” He’d just sat down when Fazio came in. “The phone company says that it’s not technically possible to retrace the phone calls you received when you were at Angelo Pardo’s place. They even told me why, but I didn’t understand a word of it.” “The people who called didn’t know yet that Angelo’d been shot. One of them even hung up. He wouldn’t have done that if he didn’t have something to hide. We’ll deal with it.” “Chief, I also wanted to mention that I don’t know anybody in Fanara.” “It doesn’t matter. I figured it out myself.” “How did you do that?” “I knew for certain that Angelo had an account at the Banca Popolare in Fanara. So I went there. The bank manager is an old schoolmate of mine, a dear friend, and so we reminisced about the good old days.” 207

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Another lie. But its purpose was to make Fazio believe that he still possessed an ironclad memory. “How much did he have in the account?” “A billion and a half old lire. And he really gambled big time, as you told me yourself. Betting money he certainly didn’t earn as a pharmaceutical representative.” “The funeral’s tomorrow morning. I’ve seen the announcements.” “I want you to go.” “Chief, it’s only in movies the killer goes to the funeral of the person he killed.” “Don’t be a wise guy. You’re going anyway. And take a good look at the names on the ribbons on the wreaths and pillows.” Fazio left, and the inspector phoned Tommaseo. “Montalbano! What are you doing? Did you disappear?” “I had things to do, Judge, I’m sorry.” “Listen, I want to fill you in on something I think is really serious.” “I’m listening.” “A few days ago, you sent Angelo Pardo’s sister, Michela, to see me, do you remember?” “Of course.” “Well, I’ve interrogated her three times. The last time just this morning. A disturbing woman, don’t you think?” “Oh, yes.” “Something troubled about her, I’d say, don’t you think?” “Oh, yes.”

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And you had a ball in those troubled waters, like a little pig under your august magistrate’s robes. “And what unfathomable eyes she has.” “Oh, yes.” “This morning she exploded.” “In what sense?” “In the sense that at a certain point she stood up, summoned a very strange voice, and her hair came undone. Chilling.” So Tommaseo, too, had witnessed a bit of Greek tragedy. “What did she say?” “She started inveighing against another woman, Elena Sclafani, her brother’s girlfriend. She claims she’s the killer. Have you interrogated her?” “Sclafani? Of course.” “Why didn’t you inform me?” “Well, it’s just that . . .” “What’s she like?” “Beautiful.” “I’m going to summon her immediately.” How could you go wrong? Tommaseo was going to dive into Elena like a fish. “Look, Judge, I—” “No, no, my dear Montalbano, no excuses. Among other things, I must tell you that Michela accused you of protecting Mrs. Sclafani.” “Did she tell you why Mrs. Sclafani would—” “Yes, jealousy. She also told me that you, Montalbano,

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have in your possession some letters Sclafani wrote in which she threatens to kill her lover. Is that true?” “Yes.” “I want to see them at once.” “Okay, but—” “I repeat, no excuses. Don’t you realize how you’re acting? You hid from me—” “Don’t piss outside the urinal, Tommaseo.” “I don’t understand.” “I’ll explain. I said don’t piss outside the urinal. I’m not hiding anything from you. It’s just that Elena Sclafani has an alibi for the evening Pardo was killed, and it’s one you’re really going to like.” “What does that mean, that I’ll really like Sclafani’s alibi?” “You’ll see. Make sure she goes into great detail. Have a good evening.” /0000000000000 “Inspector Montalbano? It’s Laganà.” “Good evening, Marshal. What can you tell me?” “That I’ve had a stroke of luck.” “In what sense?” “Last night, entirely by chance, I got wind of a huge operation that’s going to be revealed to the press tomorrow. We’re going to make a big sweep of over four thousand people, including doctors, pharmacists, and representatives, all accused of corruption and graft. So today I called a friend of mine in Rome. Well, it turns out the pharmaceutical firms represented by Angelo Pardo haven’t been implicated.” 210


“That means Pardo couldn’t have been killed by some rival, or for not making payoffs.” “Exactly.” “And what do you make of those four pages covered with numbers I gave you?” “I turned them over to Melluso.” “Who’s he?” “A colleague of mine who knows all about that sort of thing. I’m hoping I’ll have something to tell you tomorrow.” /0000000000000 “Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!” A high-pitched, piercing, prolonged yell terrorized everyone who was still at the station. It came from the entrance. With a chill running down his spine, Montalbano rushed into the corridor, crashing into Fazio, Mimì, Gallo, and a couple of uniformed policemen. Inside his closet stood Catarella, back glued to the wall, no longer screaming but rather whimpering like a wounded animal, eyes popping out of his head, pointing with a trembling finger at Angelo Pardo’s open laptop on the little table. Matre santa! What could have appeared on the screen to frighten him that way? The devil? Osama bin Laden? “Everybody stay outside!” Montalbano ordered, going into the closet. He looked at the monitor. It was blank. There was nothing. Maybe Catarella’s brain, having so strained itself in the 211

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struggle with the passwords, had completely melted. Which, in any case, wouldn’t have taken much. “Go away!” the inspector yelled to his men. When he was alone with Catarella, he embraced him. Feeling him trembling, he told him to sit down. “There’s a good boy,” he murmured, stroking his head. And, just like a dog, Catarella started to calm down. When he saw him no longer trembling, Montalbano asked him: “Can you tell me what happened?” Catarella made a gesture of despair. “Come on, try to talk. Do you want a little water?” Catarella shook his head no and swallowed twice. “It . . . it . . . deleted isself, Chief,” he said in a voice about to break into a heartrending wail. “Come on, speak up. What deleted itself?” “The third file, Chief. And it deleted the other two, too.” Therefore everything that might have been of interest in the computer had been lost. “How is that possible?” “Oh, iss possible, Chief. There musta been an abortion pogram.” Abortion? Maybe Angelo Pardo, aside from performing illegal abortions on women, had also found a way to perform them on computers? “What have abortions got to do with this?” “Chief, whatta you say when you got a militiry operation going an’ you wanna stop it?” “I dunno, I guess you could say you abort it.” 212


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found the letters, he’d said no, just to keep the waters muddy. And he remembered this perfectly clearly—forget about old age and Alzheimer’s (there, that’s what that disease was called!). And Paola the Red had also been present and could testify. The only person who knew he’d found the letters was Elena, because he’d shown them to her. But the two women didn’t speak. And so? There was only one answer. Michela had gone to the garage to check if the envelope with the three letters was still in the Mercedes’ trunk, and when she saw it was gone, she’d come to the logical conclusion that the inspector had discovered it and taken it. Wait a second, Montalbano. How could Michela have known the letters were lying hidden under the carpet in the trunk of the Mercedes? She said that Angelo kept his letters in one of the desk’s drawers. Angelo had no logical reason to move them out of the house and into the Mercedes in the garage—hiding them, yes, but making sure they weren’t entirely hidden, so that if anyone looked with any care, that person would find them. Therefore Michela must have moved them. But when? The very night Angelo was found dead, when he, Montalbano, had committed the colossal boner of leaving her alone in her brother’s apartment. Why had Michela gone to such elaborate lengths? Why would someone hide something in such a way that it can be discovered as if by chance? To make the discovery seem more significant, of course. Explain yourself better, Salvo. 215

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If he opened the desk drawer, found the letters there, and read them, everything would seem normal. Let’s set the value of the words in those letters at ten. But if he found those letters after driving himself crazy looking for them, because they were hidden, it would mean that the letters were not supposed to have been read, and thus the value of their words climbed to fifty. This lent weight and truth to the death threats; they were no longer the generic statements of a jealous lover. Compliments to Michela. As an attempt to screw the hated Elena, it was brilliant. But her excessive hatred had betrayed her in front of Tommaseo. It was easy for her to enter the garage, since she had copies of all Angelo’s keys. Wait a minute. The other night, after the dream about the bath at Michela’s, something about a key had occurred to him. Whose key? Inspector Montalbano, review everything from the start. From the very beginning? From the very beginning. Could I pour myself another whisky first? So one fine day, Signora (“excuse me, Signorina”) Michela Pardo appears at the station to tell me she’s had no word of her brother, Angelo, for two days. She says she even went into his apartment, since she has a set of keys, but found everything in order. She comes back the same evening. We go to look at the apartment together. Everything still in order. There’s no trace of any sudden departure. When we’re outside the building, about to say good-bye, it occurs to her that we haven’t checked the room Angelo has 216


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He returned to the veranda, sat down, poured another whisky. How could things have gone? Michela says that on Monday, Angelo phoned her to tell her that Elena would be coming over to his place that evening. Thus Michela made herself scarce. But what if, on the other hand,Angelo, seeing that Elena wasn’t coming, and realizing that in fact she wasn’t going to come, called his sister back, and Michela went to see him? Maybe Angelo even told her he was going up to the terrace room to get some air. Then, when Michela showed up, she found her brother murdered. She’s convinced it was Elena, who, having arrived late, had a quarrel with Angelo. Especially since Angelo must have wanted to have sex with the girl, which was all too clear. So she decides to play her ace, to prevent Elena from getting away with it. She locks everything up, goes down into the apartment below, spends the night removing everything that might reveal anything about Angelo’s shady dealings, above all the strongbox, and takes the letters down to the garage, as these will serve as evidence against Elena . . . Montalbano heaved a sigh of satisfaction. Michela had all the time in the world to take care of business before reporting her brother missing. And on the night he let her stay in the apartment, she probably slept soundly and happily, since she’d already done everything she needed to do. It was still a colossal boner on his part, but without any immediate consequences. Yet why was Michela so sure that Angelo was up to something shady? The answer was simple. When she learned that her brother was giving extremely expensive presents to 218


Elena, and then later found out that the money had not been taken from their joint account, she became convinced that Angelo held a secret account somewhere with a great deal of money in it, too much for him to have earned honestly. The story Michela told him, Montalbano, about sales bonuses and providing for the family was a lie. The woman was too smart not to have smelled a rat. But why had she taken away the strongbox? There was an answer to this, too: because she hadn’t managed to find where the second key was hidden, the one found by Fazio stuck to bottom of the drawer. And then, if you really consider . . . The consideration began and ended there. Montalbano’s eyes suddenly started to flutter, and his head dropped. The only thing to be taken into serious consideration was the bed. /0000000000000 He had the misfortune of waking up a few minutes before the alarm rang. He realized that Angelo Pardo’s funeral was that morning. The word “funeral” conjured up thoughts of death . . . He leapt out of bed, raced into the shower, washed, shaved, had a coffee, and got dressed, all with the frenetic rhythm of a Larry Semon silent film—at one point he could even hear the jaunty chords of a piano accompaniment—then went out of the house and finally regained his normal rhythm as soon as he got in the car and began his drive to Vigàta. Fazio wasn’t at the station, Mimì, summoned by Liguori, had gone to Montelusa, and Catarella was mute, not having yet recovered from the blow dealt him the day before by 219

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Pardo’s computer, when all the passwords had suddenly vanished and he had been left standing there gazing at a monitor as empty as the fabled Tartar desert. A morgue, in short. /0000000000000 Around midmorning the first phone call came in. “My dear Inspector, the family all well?” “Excellent, Dr. Lattes.” “Let’s thank the Blessed Virgin! I wanted to tell you that unfortunately the commissioner can’t see you today. Shall we make it the same time tomorrow?” “Let’s do indeed, Doctor.” With thanks to the Blessed Virgin, he’d been spared the sight of Mr. Commissioner’s face for yet another day. Meanwhile, however, he’d become curious to know what his boss wanted to see him about. Certainly nothing important, if he kept postponing with such ease. Let’s hope he manages to tell me before I retire or he’s transferred, Montalbano thought. /0000000000000 The second call came right after the first. “It’s Laganà, Inspector. My friend Melluso, the one I gave those pages to decipher, remember . . . ?” “Of course I remember. Has he succeeded in figuring out how the code works?” “Not yet. But meanwhile he’s made a discovery that I thought could be important to your investigation.” 220


“Really?” “Yes, but I’d like to tell you about it in person.” “How about if I come by around five-thirty this afternoon?” “Fine.” /0000000000000 The third call came at half past noon. “Montalbano? Tommaseo here.” “What is it?” “Elena Sclafani came in to see me at nine o’clock this morning . . . My God!” He’d suddenly lost his breath. Montalbano got worried. “What’s wrong, sir?” “That woman is so . . . beautiful, she’s a creature of . . . of . . .” Tommaseo was beside himself. He not only couldn’t breathe, he also couldn’t speak. “How did it go?” “Splendidly!” the prosecutor said enthusiastically. “Couldn’t have gone any better!” Logically speaking, when a prosecutor declares himself satisfied and content with an interrogation, it means the accused got the worse end of things. “Did you find any incriminating elements?” “You must be kidding!” So much for logic. The prosecutor was clearly leaning in Elena’s favor. “The lady showed up with Traina, the lawyer, who 221

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brought along a service-station attendant, a certain Luigi Diotisalvi.” “The lady’s alibi.” “Exactly, Montalbano. All we can do at this point is envy Mr. Diotisalvi and open up our own service station in the hope that sooner or later she’ll need refueling, heh, heh, heh.” He laughed, still stunned by Elena’s appearance. “The lady was adamant in her wish that her husband should not under any circumstances learn of her alibi,” the inspector reminded him. “Of course. I made every effort to reassure the lady. The upshot, however, is that we’re back at sea. What are we going to do, Montalbano?” “Swim, sir.” /0000000000000 At a quarter to one, Fazio returned from the funeral. “Were there a lot of people?” “Enough.” “Wreaths?” “Nine. And only one pillow, from the mother and sister.” “Did you take down the names on the ribbons?” “Yessir. Six were unknown persons, but three were known.” His eyes started to glisten, a sign that he was about to drop a bomb. “Go on.” “One wreath was from Senator Nicotra’s family.” 222


“Nothing strange about that. You yourself know they were friends. The senator defended him—” “Another was from the Di Cristoforo family.” Fazio was expecting the inspector to be surprised. He was disappointed. “I was already aware they knew each other. It was MP Di Cristoforo who introduced Pardo to the manager of the bank in Fanara.” “And the third wreath was from the Sinagra family. The same Sinagras we know so well,” fired Fazio. This time Montalbano was speechless. “Holy shit!” he said. For the Sinagras to have come this far out in the open, Angelo Pardo must have been a dear friend indeed. Was it Senator Nicotra who introduced Pardo to the Sinagras? And was Di Cristoforo therefore part of the same clique? Di Cristoforo–Nicotra–Pardo: a triangle whose area equaled the Sinagra family? “Did you also go to the cemetery?” “Yessir. But they weren’t able to bury him. They put him on ice for a few days.” “Why?” “The Pardos have a family tomb, Chief, but when it came time to put the coffin in the vault, it wouldn’t fit. The lid of the coffin was too high, so they’re going to have to enlarge the hole.” Montalbano sat there pensive. “Do you remember how Angelo Pardo was built?” he asked. 223

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“Yeah, Chief. About five foot ten, a hundred and seventy-five pounds.” “Perfectly normal. Do you think a body that size needs a supersize coffin?” “No, Chief.” “Tell me something, Fazio. Where did the funeral procession begin?” “At Pardo’s mother’s place.” “Which means they’d already brought him back to Vigàta from Montelusa.” “Yessir, they did that last night.” “Listen, can you find me the name of the funeral home?” “I already know it, Chief. Angelo Sorrentino and Sons.” Montalbano stared at him, his eyes like slits. “Why do you already know it?” “Because the whole thing didn’t make any sense to me. You’re not the only cop around here, Chief.” “Okay, I want you to call up this Sorrentino and have him tell you the names of the people directly involved in transferring the body from Montelusa to here and then to the funeral. Then summon them to my office for three o’clock this afternoon.” /0000000000000 At Enzo’s he kept to light dishes, since he wouldn’t have time for his customary digestive-meditative walk along the jetty to the lighthouse. While eating he further reflected on the coincidence that there were wreaths from the Nicotra 224


and Di Cristoforo families, who had also been recently bereft, at Pardo’s funeral. Three people who were in some way linked by friendship had died in less than a week. Wait a minute, he said to himself. It was known high and low that Senator Nicotra was a friend of Pardo’s, but were Nicotra and Di Cristoforo friends with each other? The more one thought about it, the more it seemed that this was perhaps not the case. After the havoc of “Clean Hands,” Nicotra had gone over to the party of the Milanese real-estate magnate and continued his political career, still supported, however, by the Sinagra family. Di Cristoforo, a former Socialist, had gone over to a centrist party opposed to Nicotra’s. And on several occasions, he had more or less openly attacked Nicotra for his relations with the Sinagras. Thus you had Di Cristoforo on one side and Nicotra and the Sinagras on the other, and their only point in common was Angelo Pardo. It wasn’t the triangle he had at first imagined. So what did Angelo Pardo represent for Nicotra, and what did he represent for Di Cristoforo? Theoretically speaking, if he was a friend of Nicotra’s, he couldn’t also be the same for Di Cristoforo. And vice versa. The friend of my enemy is my enemy. Unless he does something that suits friends and enemies alike. /0000000000000 “My name is Filippu Zocco.” “And mine is Nicola Paparella.” “Were you the ones who brought Angelo Pardo’s body from the Montelusa morgue to Vigàta?” 225

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“Yessir,” they said in unison. The two fiftyish undertakers were wearing a sort of uniform: black double-breasted jacket, black tie, black hat. They looked like a couple of stereotyped gangsters out of an American movie. “Why wouldn’t the coffin fit into the vault?” “Should I talk or should you talk?” Paparella asked Zocco. “You talk.” “Mrs. Pardo called our boss, Mr. Sorrentino, over to her place, and they decided on the coffin and the time. Then, at seven p.m. yesterday, we went to the morgue, boxed up the body, and brought ’im here, to the home of this Mrs. Pardo.” “Is that your normal procedure?” “No, sir, Inspector. It happens sometimes, but it’s not normal procedure.” “What is the normal procedure?” “We go get the body from the morgue and then take it directly to the church where the funeral’s gonna be held.” “Go on.” “When we got there, the lady said the coffin looked too low. She wanted it higher.” “And was it in fact low?” “No, sir, Inspector. But sometimes dead people’s relatives get fixated on dumb things. So we took the body outta the first coffin and put him in another one. But the lady didn’t want it covered. She said she wanted to sit up all night, but not in front of a sealed coffin. She told us to come back next morning round seven to put the lid on. So that’s what we 226


did. We came back this morning and put the lid on. Then at the cemetery—” “I know what happened at the cemetery. When you went to close the coffin this morning, did you notice anything strange?” “There was something strange that wasn’t strange, Inspector.” “I don’t understand.” “Sometimes relatives put things inside the coffin, things the dead person was fond of when he was alive.” “And in this particular case?” “In this particular case it was almost like the dead man was sitting up.” “What do you mean?” “The lady put something big under his head and shoulders. Something wrapped up in a sheet. It was kind of like she put a pillow under him.” “One last question. Would the dead man have fit inside the first coffin in this position?” “No,” Zocco and Paparella said, again in unison.

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“Ah, Inspector! So punctual! Make yourself comfortable,” said Laganà. As Montalbano was sitting down, the marshal dialed a number. “Can you come over?” he said into the receiver. “Well, Marshal, what have you discovered?” “If you don’t mind, I’d rather my colleague told you, since he deserves the credit.” There was a knock at the door. Vittorio Melluso was the spit and image of William Faulkner around the time the writer received the Nobel Prize. The same southern gentleman’s elegance, the same polite, distant smile. “The code based on that song collection is so hard to understand precisely because it’s rather elementary in conception and created for personal use.” “I don’t understand what you mean by ‘for personal use.’ ” “Inspector, normally a code is used by two or three people to communicate with one another so that they needn’t fear anyone else understanding what they say. Right?” “Of course.” “And so they make as many copies of the code as they 228


will need for the people who need to exchange information. Clear?” “Yes.” “I think the code you found is the only copy in existence. It was only used by the person who conceived it, to encrypt certain names, the ones that appear in the two lists that Laganà gave me.” “Did you manage to understand any of it?” “Well, I think I’ve figured two things out. The first is that every surname corresponds to a number, the one in the left-hand column. Each number has six digits, whereas the names are of varying length and therefore have varying numbers of letters. This means that each digit does not correspond to a letter. There are probably some dummy digits within each number.” “Which means?” “Digits that serve no purpose, other than to throw people off. In other words, it’s a code within a code.” “I see. And what was the second thing?” Laganà and Melluso exchanged a very quick glance. “You want to tell him?” “The credit is all yours,” said Laganà. “Inspector,” Melluso began, “you gave us two lists. In both of these lists, the numbers on the left, the ones that stand for names, always occur and recur in the same sequence. The numbers on the right, on the other hand, are always different. After studying them closely, I arrived at a conclusion, which is that the figures on the right in the first list indicate sums of money in euros, while the figures on the 229

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right in the second list represent quantities. When you compare, for instance, the first two numbers on the right-hand side of the two lists, you discover that there’s a precise relationship between the two figures, which corresponds—” “To the current market price,” the inspector finished his sentence. Laganà, who hadn’t taken his eyes off Montalbano for the past five minutes, started laughing. “I told you, Melluso, the inspector was going to get it straightaway!” Melluso nodded slightly toward Montalbano in homage. “So,” the inspector concluded, “the first list contains the names of the clients and the sum paid by each; the second list indicates the amount provided each time. There was a third list in the computer, but unfortunately it self-destructed.” “Do you now have an idea of what it contained?” asked Laganà. “Now I do. I’m sure it had the dates and the amount of merchandise the provider—let’s call him the wholesaler— delivered to him.” “Shall I keep trying to decode the names?” asked Melluso. “Of course. I really appreciate it.” He didn’t say, however, that of those fourteen names he already knew two. /0000000000000 When he got back to the station, it was already growing dark. He picked up the receiver and dialed Michela’s number. 230


“Hello? Montalbano here. How are you doing?” “How am I supposed to be doing?” The woman’s voice sounded different, as though far away, and weary, as after a long walk. “I need to talk to you.” “Could we put it off till tomorrow?” “No.” “All right, then, come over.” “Tell you what, Michela: Let’s meet in an hour at your brother’s apartment, since you have the keys. All right?” At Michela’s place there were likely other people—the mother, the aunt from Vigàta, the aunt from Fanara, as well as friends come to pay their condolences—and this might make it difficult or even prevent them from talking. “Why there of all places?” “I’ll tell you later.” /0000000000000 He raced home, undressed, slipped into the shower, put on a fresh set of clothes: underwear, shirt, socks, suit. He phoned Livia, told her he loved her, and hung up, probably leaving her befuddled. Then he poured himself a glass of whisky and went out on the veranda to drink it while smoking a cigarette. Now he had to lance the pustule, the foulest part. /0000000000000 Pulling up in front of Angelo’s apartment house, he parked the car, got out, and looked up at the balcony and windows on the top floor. It was pitch dark now, and he saw light in 231

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two of the windows. Michela must have already arrived. Thus instead of using his keys, he rang the intercom, but no voice replied. Only the click of the front door, as it opened. He climbed the lifeless stairs of the dead building, and when he reached the landing on the top floor, he saw Michela waiting for him outside the door. He got scared. For an ever so brief moment, it seemed as if the woman he was looking at was not Michela but her mother. What had happened to her? Naturally her brother’s death had been a terrible blow, but until the day before, she had seemed to Montalbano to take it well, carrying herself intelligently and accusing forcefully. Perhaps the lugubrious funeral ceremony had finally made her aware of the definitive, irrevocable loss of Angelo. She was wearing one of her usual broad, shapeless dresses, which looked like something she’d bought at a usedclothing stand where they only had sizes too large for her. The dress was black, for mourning. Likewise black were the stockings and the canvas shoes, which were without heels and had a button in the middle, like nuns’ shoes. She’d gathered her hair inside a big scarf—also black, of course. She stood with her shoulders hunched, leaning against the door. She kept her eyes lowered. “Please come in.” Montalbano entered, stopping inside the doorway. “Where should we go?” he asked. “Wherever you like,” replied Michela, closing the door. The inspector chose the living room. They sat down in two armchairs facing one another. Neither spoke for a spell. It 232


was as though the inspector had come to pay his respects and stay the proper amount of time, sitting in awkward silence. “So it’s all over,” Michela said suddenly, leaning against the back of her chair and closing her eyes. “It’s not all over. The investigation is still open.” “Yes, but it’ll never be properly closed. Either it’ll be shelved or you’ll arrest someone who had nothing to do with it.” “Why do you say that?” “Because I found out Prosecutor Tommaseo didn’t file any charges against Elena after interrogating her. He’s taken her side. As you, too, seem to have done, Inspector.” “It was you who first brought her up, wasn’t it?” “Yes, because I was waiting for you to do so!” “Did you tell Tommaseo I had Elena’s letters to your brother in my possession?” “Shouldn’t I have?” “You shouldn’t have.” “Why not? So you could continue to keep Elena out of this?” “No, so I could continue to keep you out of this, Michela. By telling the judge what you told him, you made a mistake. You kicked the ball into your own goal.” “Explain what you mean.” “Certainly. I never told you I found those letters. And if I didn’t tell you, how did you find out?” “But I’m sure you did tell me! In fact, I remember that even Paola was here . . .” Montalbano shook his head. 233

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“No, Michela, your friend Paola, if you call on her to testify, will only confirm that on that evening, when asked explicitly by you, I denied having found those letters.” Michela said nothing, but only sank further into the armchair, her eyes still closed. “It was you, Michela,” the inspector went on, “who took the letters that Angelo kept in his desk, put them in a large envelope, went down to the garage, and hid them under the carpeting in the trunk of the Mercedes. But you made sure that a corner of the envelope remained visible. You wanted those letters to be found. So that I, after reading them, would wonder who might have a reason to hide them. And there could only be one answer: Elena. When you went to check and saw that the envelope was gone, you were sure that I had taken the letters.” “And when would I have done all this?” she asked in a tense voice, newly attentive and alert. Should he tell her his hypothesis? Perhaps it was premature. He decided instead to blame himself for something he now knew to be of no importance. “The night we found Angelo. When I let you sleep alone in this apartment, which was a big mistake.” She relaxed. “That’s pure fantasy. You have no proof.” “We’ll discuss proof in a few minutes. As you know, I looked in vain for the strongbox Angelo used to keep in his apartment. I imagine you took that away, too, Michela, the same night you took the letters.” “Then explain to me,” the woman said ironically, “why 234


I would want you to find the letters and not the strongbox?” “Because the letters might incriminate Elena, whereas the contents of the strongbox would certainly have incriminated your brother.” “And what could there have been in the strongbox that would have been so compromising, in your opinion? Money?” “No, not money. That he kept in Fanara, at the Banca Popolare.” He was expecting a different reaction from Michela. At the very least,Angelo had not revealed to her that he had another account, and, given their relationship, the omission would have been very close to a betrayal. “Oh, really?” she said, only slightly surprised. Her indifference stank of falsehood a mile away. So Michela knew damn well that Angelo had another account. And therefore she must have known all about her brother’s little side business. “You knew nothing about this other account, correct?” “Nothing at all. I was sure he only had the joint account. I think I even showed it to you.” “Where, in your opinion, did the money deposited in Fanara come from?” “Oh, it must have been productivity bonuses, incentives, extra commissions, that sort of thing. I thought he kept that money at home, but apparently he put it in the bank.” “Did you know he gambled heavily?” “No. Absolutely not.” Another lie. She knew that her brother had caught the 235

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bug. And in fact she limited herself to denying it. She didn’t ask how Montalbano had found out, where Angelo gambled, how much he lost or won. “If there was a lot of money in the account,” said Michela, “it probably means he had a few lucky evenings at the gambling table.” The girl fenced well. She would parry and immediately follow with a thrust, exploiting her adversary’s reaction. She was ready to admit everything, so long as the real source of that money never came out. “Let’s return to the strongbox.” “Inspector, I know nothing about that strongbox, just as I knew nothing about the account in Fanara.” “In your opinion, what could there have been in that box?” “I haven’t the slightest idea.” “I do,” Montalbano said in a low voice, as though giving no importance to the assertion. Michela showed no interest in knowing what the inspector’s idea was. “I’m tired,” she said instead, sighing. Montalbano felt sorry for her. For in those two words, he’d felt the weight of a deep, genuine weariness, a weariness not only physical, of the body, but also of the mind, the emotions, the soul. An absolute weariness. “I can leave, if you—” “No, stay. The sooner we finish, the better. But I ask only one thing of you, Inspector. Don’t play cat and mouse

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Montalbano instinctively grabbed the arms of the easy chair as if to anchor himself. But there were no stormy seas in those eyes, just a liquid expanse, yellowish and dense, slowly moving and seeming to breathe, rising and falling. It didn’t frighten him, but he had the impression that if he put his finger in that liquid, it would have been burnt down to the bone. The woman closed her eyes again. “Do you also know what’s inside the box?” “Yes, Michela. Cocaine. But not only.” “What else?” “There must also be the substance with which Angelo mistakenly cut the last part of the cocaine, turning it, without wanting to, into a deadly poison. And thereby causing the death of Nicotra, Di Cristoforo, and others whose secret supplier he was.” The woman took off her kerchief and shook her head, making her hair fall onto her shoulders. How did I ever not notice before that she had so much white hair? the inspector asked himself. “I’m tired,” Michela repeated. “When did Angelo first start frequenting gambling dens?” “Last year. He went out of curiosity. And that was the beginning of the end for him. The money he earned was no longer enough. So he accepted an offer somebody made to him: to supply important clients with large quantities. Given his profession, he could travel all over the province without arousing any suspicion.” “How did you manage to discover that Angelo—” 238


“I didn’t. He told me himself. He never kept anything from me.” “Do you know who made him this offer?” “I do, but I’m not going to tell you.” “Did he also tell you he’d adulterated the last batch of cocaine?” “No, he didn’t have the courage.” “Why not?” “Because he did it for that slut Elena. He needed a lot of money to buy her other gifts and keep her close. And with this new system, he could double the amount of stuff they gave him and keep the difference for himself.” “Michela, why do you hate Elena so much, but not the other women your brother went with?” Before she answered, a painful grimace twisted her mouth. “Angelo fell truly in love with that woman. It was the first time that happened to him.” The moment had come. Montalbano summoned inside him everything there was to summon: muscles, breath, nerves. Like a diver at the edge of the diving board, an instant before taking the plunge. Then he jumped. “Angelo was supposed to love only you, wasn’t he?” “Yes.” He’d done it. Penetrating that shadowy undergrowth of intertwined roots, snakes, tarantulas, vipers’ nests, wild grasses, and thorny brambles had been easy. He’d had no trouble entering the dark wood. But walking through it would take courage. 239

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“But hadn’t you once been engaged? Weren’t you in love?” “Yes. But Angelo . . .” There, under a tree, he’d found the malignant plant. Beautiful to look at, but put a leaf in your mouth and it’s lethal. “Angelo got rid of him, is that right?” “Yes.” There was no end to this sick forest and its stench of death. The farther in you went, the greater the horror you wanted neither to see nor to smell, waiting in ambush. “And when Teresa got pregnant, was it you who persuaded Angelo to have the girl abort and set a trap for her?” “Yes.” “Nobody was supposed to interfere with your . . . your . . .” “What’s wrong, Inspector?” she whispered. “Can’t find the right word? Love, Mr. Montalbano. The word is ‘love.’ ” She opened her eyes and looked at him. On the surface of the yellowish liquid expanse, there were now large bubbles, popping as if in slow motion. Montalbano imagined the stink they gave off, a sickly-sweet smell of decomposition, of rotten eggs, of miasmas and fetid swamps. “How did you find out Angelo’d been killed?” “I got a phone call. That same Monday, around nine p.m. They told me they’d gone to talk to Angelo but had found him already dead. They ordered me to remove everything that might reveal the sort of work Angelo was doing for them. And I obeyed.” 240


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He made a snap decision. He’d never gone to Angelo’s apartment that evening. When the woman’s body was discovered, they would think she killed herself because she couldn’t get over the loss of her brother. And that was how it should be. He closed the door to the apartment softly, terrified that His Majesty might catch him in the act. He descended the lifeless stairs, went outside, got in his car, and drove home to Marinella.

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The moment he entered his house, he felt very tired. Great was the desire to lie down, pull the covers up over his head, and stay that way, eyes closed, trying to blot out the world. It was eleven p.m. As he was taking off his jacket, tie, and shirt, he managed, like a magician, to dial Augello’s number. “Salvo, are you crazy?” “Why?” “Calling at this hour? You’ll wake up the baby!” “Did I wake him up?” “No.” “So why are you being such a pain in the ass? I have something important to tell you. Come right away, to my place.” “But, Salvo—” He hung up. Then he called Livia, but there was no answer. Maybe she’d gone to the movies. He undressed completely, went into the shower, used up all the water in his first tank, cursed the saints, was about to open the reserve tank but stopped. If they didn’t deliver any water during the night, how was he going to wash in the morning? Better play it safe. 243

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Waiting for Mimì, he decided to busy himself cutting his toenails and fingernails. Just when he’d finished, the doorbell rang and he went to open the door, still naked. “But I’m married!” said Mimì, scandalized. “You didn’t by any chance invite me over to see your butterfly collection, did you?” Montalbano turned his back to him and went to put on a pair of underpants and a shirt. “Will this take long?” asked Mimì. “Fairly.” “Then give me a whisky.” They sat down on the veranda. Before drinking, Montalbano raised his glass: “Congratulations, Mimì.” “What for?” “For solving the case of the wholesale dealer. Tomorrow you can strut your stuff for Liguori.” “Is this some kind of joke?” “Not at all. It’s too bad they killed him, but he betrayed the trust of the Sinagra family.” “Who?” “Angelo Pardo.” Augello’s jaw dropped. “The guy who was found shot with his dick hanging out?” “The very one.” “I was convinced it was a crime of passion. Women problems.” “That’s what they wanted us to think.” 244


Augello twisted up his mouth. “Are you sure of what you’re saying, Salvo? Do you have proof?” “The proof is in a strongbox that you’ll find inside Angelo Pardo’s coffin. Go get authorization, open it up, grab the strongbox, open that, too—with the key that I’ll give you in a second—and inside you’ll find not only cocaine, but also the other stuff that turned it into poison.” “Excuse me, Salvo, but who put the strongbox in the coffin?” “His sister, Michela.” “So she’s an accomplice!” “You’re mistaken. She had no idea what her brother was up to. She thought the box—which she didn’t have the key to—contained personal items of Angelo’s, and so she put it in his coffin.” “Why?” “So that every now and then, in the afterlife, he could open it up, look at the things inside, and remember the good old days when he was alive.” “Am I supposed to believe that?” “You mean the story of the dead guy opening the strongbox now and then?” “I mean the bit about his sister being unaware of her brother’s dealings.” “No. Not you. But everyone else, yes. They are supposed to believe it.” “And what if Liguori interrogates her and she ends up contradicting herself?” 245

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“Don’t worry, Mimì. She won’t be interrogated.” “How can you be so sure?” “I just am.” “Then tell me everything, from the beginning.” He told him almost everything, but sang only half the Mass. He didn’t tell him that Michela was neck-deep in that shit, only knee-deep; he explained that Angelo’s need for money came from his gambling addiction, thus leaving Elena discreetly in the shadows; and he informed him that Customs Police Marshal Laganà and a colleague of his could provide him and Liguori with a host of useful information. “But how did Pardo come to know the Sinagra family?” “Pardo’s father was a big political supporter of Senator Nicotra. And the senator had introduced Angelo to some of the Sinagras. When the Sinagras found out that Pardo was hard up for cash, they got him to work for them. Angelo betrayed their trust, so they had him killed.” “I thought I heard that some threads of women’s panties were f—” “Just for show, Mimì, to muddy the waters.” They talked a little while longer. Montalbano gave him Angelo’s keys, and as Mimì was saying good-bye, the telephone rang. “Livia, darling?” the inspector asked. “Sorry to disappoint you, Chief.” It was Fazio. “I just learned that Michela Pardo’s been found dead. A suicide. Threw herself off the balcony at her brother’s place.

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I’m at the station, but I have to go over there. Do you have the keys to the apartment?” “Yes. I’ll send them over with Inspector Augello, who happens to be here with me.” He hung up. “Michela Pardo committed suicide.” “Poor thing! What’ll we say? That she couldn’t get over the grief?” asked Augello. “That’s what we’ll say,” said Montalbano. /0000000000000 In the four days that followed, nothing whatsoever happened. Mr. Commissioner postponed his meeting with Montalbano to a date as yet to be determined. Elena never called either. And this displeased him, in a way. He thought the girl had him in her sights and had put off the attack until the investigation was over. “To avoid any misunderstandings,” as she’d said. Or something similar. And she was right. If she’d put her powers of seduction to work at the time, Montalbano might have thought she was doing it to gain his friendship and make him an accomplice. But now that even Tommaseo had exonerated her, there was no more possibility of misunderstanding. And so? Want to bet the cheetah had been eyeing a different prey? And it was he who had misunderstood? He was like a rabbit that sees a cheetah coming after it and starts running away in terror. All at once the rabbit no longer senses the

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ferocious beast behind it. It turns and sees the cheetah pursuing a fawn. The question was this: Why, instead of feeling happy, did the rabbit feel a wee bit disappointed? /0000000000000 On the fifth day, Mimì arrested Gaetano Tumminello, a man from the Sinagra family suspected of four other homicides, for the murder of Angelo Pardo. For twenty-four hours, Tumminello insisted he had never set foot in Angelo Pardo’s apartment. Indeed he swore he didn’t even know where he lived. The alleged murderer’s photograph appeared on television. Then Commendator Ernesto Laudadio, alias HM Victor Emmanuel III, showed up at the station to report that on that Monday evening he hadn’t been able to enter his garage because there’d been a car he’d never seen before parked right in front, whose license-plate number he’d taken down. He’d started honking his horn, and after a brief spell the owner had appeared— none other than, you guessed it, the man shown in the photo on television, there was no mistaking him—whereupon said man, without so much as saying good night, had got back in his car and left. As a result Tumminello had to change his story. He said he’d gone to Pardo’s to talk business, but had found him already dead. He knew nothing about the panties stuck in Pardo’s mouth. He also stated quite specifically that when he’d seen him, the zipper of Pardo’s jeans was closed. So that when he heard that Pardo had been found in an obscene 248


pose (that’s exactly how he put it: “an obscene pose”), he, Tumminello, was shocked. Nobody believed him, of course. Not only had he killed Pardo for having put lethal cocaine into circulation, risking a massacre, but he’d also tried to mislead the investigation. The Sinagras cut him loose, and Tumminello, in keeping with tradition, got the Sinagras off the hook. He claimed that the idea for getting into drugs was his and his alone, just like the idea to enlist the help of Angelo Pardo, who he knew was short on cash; and that of course the Family that had honored him by taking him in like a devoted and respectful son was entirely in the dark about all this. He repeated, however, that when he’d gone to talk to Pardo about the huge fuckup he’d made by cutting the cocaine, he’d found him already dead. “Isn’t saying you ‘went to talk to him’ a polite euphemism for saying you’d gone to see Pardo to kill him?” the prosecutor had asked him. Tumminello did not answer. Meanwhile Marshal Melluso, Laganà’s colleague, had managed to decipher Angelo’s code, and the nine people on his list found themselves in a pretty pickle. Actually there were fourteen names, not nine, but the other five (including the engineer Fasulo, Senator Nicotra, and the Honorable Di Cristoforo) belonged to people who, thanks to Angelo Pardo’s modest talents in chemistry, could no longer be prosecuted. /0000000000000 A week later Livia came to spend three days in Vigàta. They didn’t quarrel even once. On Monday morning, at 249

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the crack of dawn, Montalbano drove her to Punta Raisi Airport and, after watching her leave, got in the car to drive back to Vigàta. Since he had nothing else to do, he decided to take a back road the whole way, one in pretty bad shape, yes, but which allowed him to enjoy for a few kilometers the landscape he loved, the parched terrain and little white houses. He rolled along for three hours, head emptied of thoughts. All at once he realized he was on the road leading from Giardina to Vigàta, meaning that he was only a few kilometers from home. Giardina? Wasn’t this the road with the service station where Elena, that Monday evening, had made love to that attendant—what was his name, ah, yes, Luigi? “Let’s go meet this Luigi,” he said to himself. He drove even more slowly than before, looking left and right. At last he found the station. A little platform roof, half crowned by lighted fluorescent tubes under which stood three pumps. That was all. He pulled in under the roof and stopped. The attendant’s shelter was made of brick and almost entirely hidden by the trunk of a thousand-year-old Saracen olive tree. It was almost impossible to spot it from the road. The door was closed. He honked, but nobody came out. What was the problem? He got out of the car and went and knocked at the door of the shelter. Nothing. Silence. Turning around to go back to the car, he noticed, at the very edge of the space at the side of the road, the back of a metal rectangle supported by an iron bar. A sign. He went around to the front but couldn’t read it because threefourths of it was covered by a clump of weeds, which he 250


proceeded to beat down with his feet. The sign had long lost its paint and was half spotted with rust, but the words were still clear: c lo se d mondays Once, when he was a kid, his father, just to tease him, had told him the moon was made of paper. And since he never doubted what his father told him, he believed it. Now, as a mature, experienced man with brains and intuition, he had once again, like a little kid, believed what two women, one dead and the other alive, had said when they told him the moon was made out of paper. /0000000000000 The rage so clouded his vision that first he nearly ran over a little old lady and then he barely escaped colliding with a truck. When he pulled up in front of Elena’s place, it was past one o’clock. He rang the intercom and she answered. She was waiting for him in the doorway, wearing gym clothes and smiling. “Salvo, what a pleasant surprise! Come on in and make yourself at home.” She went in ahead. From behind, Montalbano noticed that her gait was no longer springy and taut but soft and relaxed. Even the way she sat down in the armchair was almost languid, nonchalant. The cheetah apparently had recently had her fill of fresh flesh and for the moment presented no danger. It was better this way. 251

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“You didn’t forewarn me, so I haven’t made coffee. But it’ll only take a second.” “No, thanks. I need to talk to you.” Still the wild animal, she bared all her sharp, white teeth in a cross between a smile and a feline hiss. “About us?” She was clearly trying to provoke him, but only in jest, without serious intent. “No, about the investigation.” “Still?” “Yes. I need to talk to you about your phony alibi.” “Phony? Why phony?” Only curiosity, almost as though amused. No embarrassment, surprise, fear. “Because on that fateful Monday evening, you could not have met your Luigi.” That “your” he tossed in had escaped him. Apparently he still felt a twinge of jealousy. She understood and threw fuel on the fire. “I assure you I did meet him, and we rather enjoyed ourselves.” “I don’t doubt that, but it wasn’t on a Monday, because that filling station is closed on Mondays.” Elena folded her hands, raised her arms over her head, and stretched. “When did you find out?” “A few hours ago.” “Luigi and I could have sworn it would never occur to anyone to check.” 252


“It occurred to me.” A lie. Said not to boast, but just to avoid looking like a complete nincompoop in her eyes. “A bit late, however, Inspector. Anyway, what difference does this great discovery make?” “It means you don’t have an alibi.” “Ouf! Didn’t I already tell you I had no alibi? Have you forgotten? I didn’t try to make anything up. But you kept insisting: ‘Careful, if you don’t have an alibi, you’re going to be arrested!’ What do you want from me? So in the end I got my alibi, just like you wanted.” Shrewd, alert, intelligent, beautiful. Stray just one millimeter and she’ll take advantage. So now it was his fault that she lied to Tommaseo! “How did you persuade Luigi? By promising to sleep with him?” He couldn’t control himself. The thorn of jealousy was making him say the wrong things. The rabbit couldn’t accept being refused by the cheetah. “Wrong, Inspector. Everything that I said happened to me on Monday actually happened to me the day before, on Sunday. It didn’t take much to persuade Luigi to move our first encounter up one day when he talked to Tommaseo. And I can tell you that if you want to interrogate him, he’ll continue to swear up and down that we met for the first time that goddamned Monday evening. He would do anything for me.” What was it that made his ears perk? Some small detail, perhaps, some unexpected change in her tone when she said 253

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“that goddamned Monday evening” had suddenly, in a flash, brought something to mind—an idea, an illumination that nearly frightened him. “You, that evening, went to Angelo’s,” the inspector’s mouth said before the idea had fully taken concrete form in his head. Not a question but a clear assertion. She shifted position, rested her elbows on her knees, put her head in her hands, and eyed Montalbano long and hard. She was studying him. Beneath that stare, which was weighing his value as a man, brains and balls included, the inspector felt the same unease as when he’d undergone his army physical, standing naked in front of the committee as the doctor measured and manhandled him. Then she made up her mind. Perhaps he’d passed the test. “You realize I could stick to my story and nobody could ever prove it was false.” “That’s what you think. The sign is still there.” “Yes, but getting rid of it would have made things worse. That’s what Luigi and I decided. He’ll just say he forgot a book in the booth and went back to get it that Monday evening. He’s studying for exams at the university. I saw him at the station and mistakenly thought he was closing up. You know the rest. Does it work?” Damned woman! It worked, all right! “Yes,” he said reluctantly. “So I can go on. You’re right, Inspector. That Monday evening, after driving around in the car for about an hour, I went to Angelo’s place, very late for our appointment.” 254


“Why?” “I’d decided to tell him once and for all that it was over between us. What had happened the day before with Luigi convinced me that I no longer felt anything for Angelo. So I went to see him.” “How did you get in?” “I rang the intercom. There’s an intercom in the terrace room, too. He answered, buzzed me in, and told me to come upstairs. When I got there, he kept dialing and dialing a number on his cell phone. He explained that when he thought I wasn’t coming anymore, he’d called Michela and told her to come see him. Now he wanted to warn her that I was there and that it was therefore better if she didn’t show up. But he couldn’t get hold of her. Maybe Michela had turned off her cell phone. Then he said, ‘Shall we go downstairs?’ He wanted to make love, Michela or no Michela. I answered no and said I’d come to break up with him. That triggered a big, long scene, with him crying and begging. He even got down on his knees and implored me. At one point he suggested we go away and live together, screaming he couldn’t take any more of Michela and her jealousy. He said she was a leech, a parasite. Then he tried to embrace me. I pushed him away, and he fell into the armchair. I took advantage of this and left. I couldn’t stand it any longer. And that was the last time I saw Angelo. Satisfied?” While telling her story, the pout of her lips had increased, and her eyes turned a dark, almost gloomy blue. “So, to conclude your story, it was Tumminello who killed Angelo.” 255

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“I don’t think so.” Montalbano leapt out of his armchair. What was going through Elena’s head? Wasn’t it to her advantage to fall in with public opinion and blame the mafioso? Of course it was. So why was she casting doubt on the whole affair? What was compelling her to speak? Apparently she couldn’t restrain her own nature. “I don’t think it was him,” she reiterated. “So who was it?” “Michela. Don’t you realize, Inspector, the kind of relationship those two had? They were in love, at least until Angelo fell in love with me. When I left the room, I thought I saw something move in the darkness on the terrace. A shadow moving very fast. I think it was Michela. She didn’t get Angelo’s phone call and had come to see him. And she’d heard him weeping and saying those terrible things about her . . . I think she went down to the apartment, grabbed the revolver, and waited for me to leave.” “We didn’t find any weapons in Angelo’s place.” “So what? She probably took it away with her and got rid of it. But Angelo did own a revolver, which he kept in the drawer of his nightstand. He showed it to me once, saying he’d found it by accident, after his father’s death. Anyway, why do you think Michela killed herself?” Montalbano suddenly remembered the sheet of stamped paper declaring that a firearm had been found. He’d seen it in a drawer of Angelo’s desk and thought it to be of no importance. And yet it was indeed important, because it corroborated exactly what Elena had just told him and showed 256


that the moon was no longer made of paper. The girl was now telling him the truth. “So is the interrogation over? Shall I make you that coffee?” she asked. He looked at her. She looked back. The color of her irises had now turned light blue, and her lips opened into a smile. Her eyes were a sky in early summer, a clear, open sky reflecting the changes of the day. Now and then a little white cloud would pass, ever so small, but the slightest breeze sufficed to make it vanish at once. “Why not?” said Montalbano.

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This is the usual disclaimer that by now I’m getting tired of writing: I made this whole story up. And therefore all the characters (along with their names and surnames), and the situations they find themselves in, belong to the realm of fantasy. Any resemblance to real people and situations is purely coincidental. A.C.

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5 “You’s a doctor, but not o’ the medical variety”: To rise to Montalbano’s rank of commissario, one must have a university degree, which in Italy makes one a dottore. 33 a truly distinguished corpse: In Italian journalistic jargon, when a prominent figure, especially political, is found dead in suspicious circumstances, he or she is called a cadavere eccellente, or “distinguished corpse.” 33 the old Christian Democratic Party: The Democrazia Cristiana was the ruling party of Italy from the post–World War II era until its fall from grace and eventual disbandment in the wake of the Mani Pulite scandal in the 1990s. 33 “Clean Hands”: English for Mani Pulite, a nationwide judicial and police investigation in the early 1990s into the endemic corruption in the Italian political system as well as the vast web of collusion between certain politicians, business leaders, intelligence organizations, organized crime, and extremist right-wing groups. After a rash of indictments of political and business leaders, and even a few suicides, Mani Pulite ultimately led to the demise and dissolution of the Christian Democratic Party, which had governed Italy since the end of the Second World War. The Italian Socialist and Social Democratic parties were also dissolved due to the scandal, before being reconstituted in other formations. 261

NOTES 33 Milanese real-estate speculator–cum–owner of the top three private nationwide television stations–cum–parliamentary deputy, head of his own personal political party, and finally prime minister: A reference to Silvio Berlusconi, whose Forza Italia Party not only reversed many of the legal reforms instituted during the Mani Pulite (“Clean Hands”) scandal, but also resuscitated and recuperated many disgraced politicians formerly of the Christian Democratic Party. 70 “Let’s drop the Campanile dialogue”: A reference to Achille Campanile (1899–1977), a popular journalist, comic playwright, and humorist famous for his surreal dialogues and wordplay. 72 cornuto: Italian for “cuckold,” cornuto is a common insult throughout the country, but a special favorite among southerners, Sicilians in particular. 92 Everyone knew, of course, that the last Savoys were notoriously trigger-happy: In 1978, when his rubber dinghy was accidentally taken from the docks after a violent storm off of Corsica, Vittorio Emanuele IV, banished heir to the throne of Italy and son of the monarch here parodied, carelessly shot at a man on the yacht onto which the dinghy had been attached. He missed his target but mortally wounded Dirk Hamer, a young German who had been sleeping belowdecks. 103 a short story by an Italian author that told of a country where making love in public not only caused no scandal but was actually the most natural thing in the world: The author is Luciano Bianciardi (1922–1971). 107 an ancient Greek poet who wrote a love poem to a young Thracian filly: Anacreon (c. 570–c. 485 BC). 113 wasn’t a guy named Luigi Pirandello from around there?: Luigi Pirandello (1867–1936), the celebrated Italian play262

NOTES wright, novelist, short-story writer, and 1934 Nobel laureate, was from the Sicilian town of Agrigento, Camilleri’s model for the fictional town of Montelusa. 127 others will accuse us of acting like the judges in Milan, all Communists seeking to destroy the system: A common tactic used by Silvio Berlusconi and other politicians of his stripe to turn the public against the judges seeking to clean up the corruption endemic to the Italian political class was to accuse the prosecuting magistrates of being Communists motivated by ideological fervor, an accusation with no basis in fact. 128 Like the coffee they gave Pisciotta and Sindona: Gaspare Pisciotta (1924–1954) was an associate of Sicilian separatist rebel bandit Salvatore Giuliano, whom he claimed to have ultimately killed, contradicting the official version of Giuliano’s death. After conviction to life imprisonment, Pisciotta became violently ill after drinking coffee one morning and died forty minutes later. An autopsy showed the cause of death to be strychnine poisoning. Michele Sindona (1920–1986) was a banker with ties to the Mafia and the political underworld, as well as a history of unethical business practices. Convicted of a host of offenses including fraud, perjury, and murder, he, too, was poisoned in his prison cell. 132 Three thousand lire: At the time worth about $1.50. 138 a poet once said: The poet is Attilio Bertolucci (1911–2000), father of the filmmaker Bernardo Bertolucci. 150 The total came to 596,000. Not much if it was in lire: At the time of the conversion to the euro, 596,000 lira was worth about $300. 157 From Sweden with love. Ingrid: A good friend of the inspector’s, Ingrid Sjostrom, a Swede married to a Sicilian and living in Vigàta, figures in several of the other books in this series. 263

NOTES 164 “the ‘Clean Hands’ judges”: See notes to pages 33 and 127. 174 Dacter Arquaraquà: Catarella’s mangling of Dr. Arquà’s name suggests the Sicilian term quaquaraquà, which variously means “worthless individual,” “blabbermouth,” and “squealer” or “informant.” 174 The tombs shall open, the dead shall rise: A line from the Italian national anthem, often ironically quoted to express astonishment at the occurrence of an unusual event. 178 TV movies: In English in the original text. 185 Boccadasse: The suburb of Genoa where Livia, Inspector Montalbano’s girlfriend, lives. 191 to play the fool to avoid going to war: Fa u fissa pi nun iri a la guerra. A Sicilian-Calabrian expression that essentially means to “play dumb,” i.e., to feign ignorance. 201 cotechino: A large pork sausage served in slices. 206 “weak thought”: Il pensiero debole (weak thought) is a fundamental tenet of the philosophy of postmodern Italian thinker Gianni Vattimo (born 1936), for whom it constitutes a counterweight to such forms of pensiero forte (strong thought) as Christianity, Marxism, and other ideological systems, and is intended to overcome the violent clashes and intolerance often associated with these. 239 the dark wood: The original Italian is “selva oscura,” a direct quote from the opening of Dante’s Inferno.

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The Paper Princess

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The Paper Marriage

The Matlock Paper

The Paper Eater

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The Paper Windmill

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