frankly my dear ... the ultimate movie quote quiz book
frankly my dear ...
the ultimate movie quote quiz book
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foreword I’ve always loved a crossword, trivia night or pop quiz, anything to test the brain while you’re hanging out at the pub or lazing about on a Saturday morning. The only problem is that I’m not particularly brilliant at answering questions when the pressure’s on. In the same way that I muddle lyrics to songs, frustrating everyone, especially my David Bowie obsessed friend, I’m also known for mixing up movie quotes. So this book is perfect for people like me. Legendary film dialogue can be learned and recited to impress at dinner parties, whether you’ve seen the film or not. Alternatively, and more appropriately, it will definitely spark your interest to delve into the darkest, funniest, cult and most celebrated reaches of the video/DVD store and hire out those gems, if you haven’t seen them already. And after all of this—when the electricity has been switched off because you’ve neglected to pay your bills and you can’t watch a DVD—light a fire, nestle up on the rug with your buddies and test each other to see what you’ve learned. Fenella Kernebone The Movie Show SBS TV
How to play the movie quiz game: l There are seven movie quotes on each right-hand page, with the answers on the following page. l Write the numbers one to seven on seven small squares of paper. Place the squares in a bowl. l When it’s your turn, choose a number from the bowl and try to guess which movie the corresponding quote comes from. l Note your scores—one point for each correct answer. The one with the most points at the end wins.
1
‘It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.’
2
‘Harold, you’re my lawyer so I think you should know ... I’ve killed quite a few people.’
3
‘Scott, you just aren’t evil enough, you’re semi-evil, you’re quasi-evil, you’re the margarine of evil, you’re the diet soda of evil—just one calorie, but not quite evil enough.’
4
‘My father taught me many things ... Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.’
5
‘Why torture yourself when life will do it for you. Who said that?’ ‘I did. Go ahead and quote me.’
6 7
‘Jesus, everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn’t end.’
‘What’s the matter with that girl? Can’t she take a gentle hint?’ ‘Well, haven’t ya heard? She’s irresistible. She told me so herself.’
answers >>
1
THE BLUES BROTHERS, 1980
2
AMERICAN PSYCHO, 2000
3
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME, 1999
4
THE GODFATHER, 1972
5
BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY ... THEY GET EVEN, 1992
6
COCKTAIL, 1988
7
SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN, 1952
1
‘First wash all cars, then wax. Remember deal—no questions. Wax on, right hand ... wax off left hand ... breathe in through nose ... out of mouth ... don’t forget to breathe ... very important.’
2
‘Does anyone else feel like having a little giggle when I mention my friend Bigus Dickus?’
3
‘You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon ... with nail polish.’
4
‘Anywhere you go, desire is desire. The sun cannot bleach it, nor the tide wash it away.’
5
‘I’ve done questionable things. Also extraordinary things. Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn’t let you in heaven for.’
6 7
‘I say, why don’t you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking USE them!’ ‘All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.’
answers >>
1
THE KARATE KID, 1984
2
MONTY PYTHON’S LIFE OF BRIAN, 1979
3
THE BIG LEBOWSKI, 1998
4
THE BEACH, 2000
5
BLADE RUNNER, 1982
6
AMERICAN PIE, 1999
7
THE SHINING, 1980
10
1
‘First you getta da money, when you getta da money, you getta da power, when you getta da power, you getta da women.’
2
‘Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.’
3
‘I caught sight of that sunset and I had to stop and weep. There I go again.’ ‘Tissue?’ ‘No, I don’t wipe my tears away. I’m not ashamed of them. I wear them proudly like small, wet, salty badges of emotional truth.’
4
‘A child without courage is like a night without stars.’
5
‘Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.’
6
‘Pardon me, could I speak to the drug dealer of the house please?’
7
‘What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention as a child?’
11
answers >>
1
SCARFACE, 1983
2
A BEAUTIFUL MIND, 2001
3
BEDAZZLED, 2000
4
ANNIE, 1982
5
ROMEO MUST DIE, 2000
6
LAST ACTION HERO, 1993
7
FULL METAL JACKET, 1987
12
1
‘Variety’s the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I’m in the mood for nasty close-ups. Sometimes I like them arty and airbrushed. Sometimes it’s a spread brown-eye kind of night. Sometimes it’s girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it. Sometimes, not often, but sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse.’
2
‘My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.’
3
‘Can I buy you a drink, Maxine?’ ‘Are you married?’ ‘Yes, but enough about me.’
4
‘I will be as a fly on the wall, a grain of salt in the ocean. I will slip among them like a transparent ... thing.’
5 6
‘I believe in Death, Destruction, Chaos, Filth and Greed!’
‘He chose you, honey! From all the women in the world to be the mother of his only living son!’
7
‘Does this look “inanimate” to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who’s to say I can’t do anything I want?’
13
answers >>
1
CHASING AMY, 1997
2
ANIMAL HOUSE, 1978
3
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH, 1999
4
ACE VENTURA 2: WHEN NATURE CALLS, 1995
5
AMERICAN HISTORY X, 1998
6
ROSEMARY’S BABY, 1968
7
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, 1986
14
1
‘For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I’m suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I’m not leaving; maybe I’m going home.’
2
‘Fidelio.’
3
‘Here’s to my love ... thus with a kiss ... I die.’
4
‘You guys, Vicki just came up with something, something wonderful ... Evian is “naïve” spelled backwards!’
5
‘Now listen here, you mullet. Why don’t you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it’s the only bang you’re ever gonna get sweetheart!’
6
‘I want to spend the night with you.’ ‘You mean sleep over? OK, but I get to be on top!’
7
‘So, do you like big tits or huge tits?’
15
answers >>
1
GATTACA, 1997
2
EYES WIDE SHUT, 1999
3
ROMEO+JULIET, 1996
4
REALITY BITES, 1994
5
THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT, 1994
6
BIG, 1988
7
3000 MILES TO GRACELAND, 2001
16
1
‘I will not allow this costume on the air.’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Well, specifically: you can see her nipples.’ ‘I want to see her nipples!’ ‘But, this is a Christmas show!’ ‘Well, Charles Dickens would’ve wanted to see her nipples, then.’
2
‘We’re going to Mount Rushmore! One of America’s greatest natural wonders!’ ‘It wasn’t natural! It was carved!’ ‘Somebody carved it? Well, that just ruins the whole thing!’
3
‘My mom’s been fucking a dead guy for thirty years. I call him dad.’
4
‘I’ll be back.’
5
‘Sometimes you’re flush. Sometimes you’re bust. And when you’re up, it’s never as good as it seems. And when you’re down, you never think you’ll be up again. But life goes on.’
6
‘I understand, I’m not your type, too many tattoos. Thing is, there isn’t much to do in prison except desecrate your flesh.’
7
‘Guilt is just like a bag of fuckin’ bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.’
17
answers >>
1
SCROOGED, 1988
2
MY FELLOW AMERICANS, 1996
3
CLERKS, 1994
4
THE TERMINATOR, 1984
5
BLOW, 2001
6
CAPE FEAR, 1991
7
THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE, 1997
18
1
‘I knew it the first time I saw her. It was like coming home, only to no home I’d ever known. I was just taking her hand to help her out of a car and I knew. It was ... magic.’
2
‘Any panics, any questions you just give us a call. Tony and Guy, don’t be shy.’
3
‘I’m sure this will be a great experience for all of us ... maybe one day one of you will write a book about it in jail.’
4
‘I might put you down, but I’ll never let you down!’
5
‘What kind of fucked up tour is this?’
6
‘This is it. The day they told us about in high school, when algebra would actually save our lives.’
7
‘You murdered 100 000 Iraqis to save a nickel a gallon on gas. Don’t lecture me on the articles of war.’
19
answers >>
1
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, 1993
2
MICKEY BLUE EYES, 1999
3
THE MIGHTY DUCKS, 1992
4
SHAFT, 2000
5
THE ROCK, 1996
6
RED PLANET, 2000
7
AIR FORCE ONE, 1997
20
1
‘You hang out with nice people, you get nice friends. You hang out with smart people, you get smart friends. You hang out with yo-yo people, you get yo-yo friends. It’s simple mathematics.’
2
‘Wendy, honey, light of my life ... I’m not gonna hurt you. I’m just gonna bash in your brains. I’m gonna bash ‘em right the fuck in.’
3
‘I do it for money ... when you stop doing it for money, you get wings ... you become a fairy.’
4
‘You don’t have to make me dinner just because I found your cat and you cut off my ear.’
5
‘I really wish you’d come home with me. You’re so cute, and I’m really good in bed too, believe me ...’
6
‘I’ll do this the easy way ... GHOSTS!!!’ ‘Goats??’ ‘Demi Moore, Unchained Melodies ... Ghosts!!!’
7
‘Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.’
21
answers >>
1
ROCKY, 1976
2
THE SHINING, 1980
3
MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO, 1991
4
SAY IT ISN’T SO, 2001
5
LEAVING LAS VEGAS, 1995
6
13 GHOSTS, 2001
7
THE ADDAMS FAMILY, 1991
22
1 2
‘It’s always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie.’
‘We’ve met before haven’t we?’ ‘I don’t think so. Where was it that you think we’ve met?’ ‘At your house. Don’t you remember?’ ‘No, no I don’t.’ ‘Are you sure?’ ‘Of course. In fact, I’m there right now.’
3
‘Remember my dear, they only want one thing. Maybe they want it more than once, but it’s still only one thing.’
4
‘I saw my whole life passing by, and it wasn’t even interesting.’
5
‘This is an Australian chewing stick! See college boy, I know other countries in Europe!’
6
‘They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason they have such beautiful fucking sunsets.’
7
‘If you look around the table and you can’t tell who the sucker is, it’s you.’
23
answers >>
1
THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS, 1982
2
LOST HIGHWAY, 1997
3
A LIFE LESS ORDINARY, 1997
4
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM, 1987
5
KISSING A FOOL, 1998
6
GET SHORTY, 1995
7
QUIZ SHOW, 1994
24
1
‘He’s been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot over uneven ground, bearing injury, is 4 miles an hour. That gives us a radius of 6 miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.’
2
‘We accidentally let loose demons to come take over the world.’
3
‘As Paulie always said ... Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Had a fire in the store? Fuck you, pay me. Your place got struck by lightning? Fuck you, pay me.’
4 5
‘This is it. This is the moment of your death. I’m not afraid.’
‘We did everything just the way grown-ups would’ve. Why didn’t it work?’
6
‘Guns for show, knives for a pro.’
7
‘Your shame will be your torture, and your torture will be your life. I wish it long.’
25
answers >>
1
THE FUGITIVE, 1993
2
THE GATE, 1987
3
THE GOOD FELLOWS, 1943
4
FEARLESS, 1993
5
LORD OF THE FLIES, 1990
6
LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS, 1998
7
SEVEN YEARS IN TIBET, 1997
26
1
‘No matter how big a guy was, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat, you beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, cause he’ll be coming back and back, until one of you is dead.’
2
‘I have tried every type of unavailable guy. A gay guy would really round off my collection!’
3
‘I am a woman. We don’t always say what we want, but we do reserve the right to get pissed off when we don’t get it. That’s what makes us so fascinating, if not a little bit scary.’
4
‘I see dead people.’
5
‘If every drug pusher in this room would drop dead, I would be the only man alive.’
6
‘If the milk turns out to be sour, I’m not the kind of pussy to drink it.’
7
‘He was on the ground before we heard the shot.’
27
answers >>
1
CASINO, 1995
2
THREE TO TANGO, 1999
3
SLIDING DOORS, 1998
4
THE SIXTH SENSE, 1999
5
THE GODFATHER II, 1974
6
LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS, 1998
7
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, 1998
28
1
‘Forget for this moment the smog and the cars and the restaurants and the skating, and remember only this. A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.’
2
‘They’re going to hang you. Why didn’t you leave when you had the chance?’ ‘Because what I’m interested in is right here.’
3
‘My name is August Christopher. I was named after Saint Augustine, who coined my favorite phrase: Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet.’
4
‘You are not the only composer in Vienna.’ ‘No. But I’m the best.’
5
‘Why did you save my ass with the chief?’ ‘You remind me of a puppy I had once that pissed all over the carpet but I kept him anyway.’
6
‘We’re on the express elevator to hell ... going down!’
7
‘Love’s cruel, love’s a flirt. Love has places to go and people to hurt.’
29
answers >>
1
L.A. STORY, 1991
2
THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS, 1992
3
THE SAINT, 1997
4
AMADEUS, 1984
5
15 MINUTES, 1999
6
ALIENS, 1986
7
’TIL THERE WAS YOU, 1997
30
1
‘Let me get this straight—I can’t buy you a drink, but you can stick your dick in my wife?’
2
‘Pork, they call it. Or bacon. They only call them pigs when they’re alive.’
3
‘And today, the President closed the nation’s last remaining submarine base at Groton, Conneticut. When asked why he had made the startling decision, the President responded, “Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway”.’
4
‘Oh, you’d be surprised how many homeless people buy computers.’
5
‘Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my Gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening.’
6
‘Never date a guy who knows more about your vagina than you do.’
7
‘When I was eleven I stole $32 from your wallet.’ ‘When you were a baby I once dropped you on your head.’
31
answers >>
1
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS, 1996
2
BABE, 1995
3
ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES!, 1978
4
THE BIG HIT, 1998
5
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, 1971
6
CITY OF ANGELS, 1998
7
DEEP IMPACT, 1998
32
1
‘Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There’s no escape. I’m God’s lonely man.’
2
‘The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.’
3
‘Just because I like ballet doesn’t mean I’m a poof, you know.’
4
‘It’s not quite reality. It’s like a totally filtered reality. It’s like you can pretend everything’s not quite the way it is.’
5
‘Every time he comes up here he’s got no knife, he’s got no jacket, he’s got no pants, he’s got no boots. All he’s got is that stupid gun he carries around like John Wayne.’
6
‘You’d be amazed what you’ll agree to when you are on fire.’
7
‘I’m too old for this shit.’
33
answers >>
1
TAXI DRIVER, 1976
2
STAR WARS, 1977
3
BILLY ELLIOT, 2000
4
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, 1999
5
THE DEER HUNTER, 1978
6
END OF DAYS, 1999
7
LETHAL WEAPON, 1987
34
1
‘If I’m working late, you gotta work late! If you can’t work late, I can’t work late! If I can’t work late, I can’t work late!’
2
‘You ever kill anyone?’ ‘No, but I hurt someone’s feelings once.’
3
‘I’ve been around, you know. There was a time when I could see, and I have seen boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit, there is no prosthetic for that. You think you’re merely sending this splendid foot soldier back home to Oregon with his tail between his legs, but I say you are executing his soul!’
4
‘I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead.’
5
‘You’re not the same man I knew ten years ago.’ ‘It’s not the years, honey. It’s the mileage.’
6
‘On any given Sunday you can either win or lose; the difference is if you win or lose like a man.’
7
‘Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That’s good. Hate keeps a man alive.’
35
answers >>
1
SCROOGED, 1988
2
RONIN, 1998
3
SCENT OF A WOMAN, 1992
4
ROAD HOUSE, 1989
5
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, 1981
6
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, 1999
7
BEN-HUR, 1959
36
1
‘The life of the mind. There’s no road map for that territory. Exploring it can be painful. I have a pain most people don’t know anything about.’
2
‘Men are like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and all the available ones are handicapped.’
3
‘You’re not dead yet, so stop living as if you were!’
4
‘Why don’t you take this and shove it up your ass?’ ‘Oh, I see, so by your instructions I’m supposed to torture myself anally? Is that what you’re into? Does Deb know about this?’
5
‘You have to look with better eyes than that.’
6
‘At this moment, I didn’t feel shame or fear, but just kind of blah, like when you’re sitting there and all the water’s run out of the bathtub.’
7
‘They say that you’re never as wise as when you’re a child. We’ll never think that clearly again.’
37
answers >>
1
BARTON FINK, 1991
2
THE ASTRONAUT’S WIFE, 1999
3
BEACHES, 1988
4
ABOUT LAST NIGHT, 1986
5
THE ABYSS, 1989
6
BADLANDS, 1973
7
ARLINGTON ROAD, 1999
38
1
‘In town you are the law, out here it’s me. Don’t push it, don’t push it or I’ll give you a war you won’t believe.’
2
‘Do you think that you might agree not to marry me? And do you think that not being married to me might be something you’d consider doing for the rest of you life?’
3
‘I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow.’ ‘We don’t have a cow. We have a bull.’
4
‘What is a sex crime? Not getting any!’
5
‘You just fulfilled the first rule of law enforcement. Make sure when your shift is over you go home alive.’
6
‘Life just comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.’
7
‘The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.’
39
answers >>
1
FIRST BLOOD, 1982
2
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL, 1994
3
KINGPIN, 1996
4
WILD THINGS, 1998
5
THE UNTOUCHABLES, 1987
6
WALL STREET, 1987
7
MOULIN ROUGE, 2001
40
1
‘You know, we’ve known each other for quite a while and I was wondering if you are aware of your tremendous drooling problem ... it’s kind of embarrassing don’t you think?’
2
‘I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though.’
3
‘Why can’t we work out our differences? Why can’t we work things out? Little people, why can’t we just get along?’
4
‘Yeah, well bad things happen to people who kill their family with a hammer.’
5
‘Fools aren’t born. Pretty girls make them in their spare time.’
6
‘AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother fucker in the room. Accept no substitutes.’
7
‘Have her, then, but you’re a lordly fool. She’s been plucked since I saw her last—and not by you. It takes a woman to know it.’
41
answers >>
1
TURNER & HOOCH, 1989
2
NOTTING HILL, 1999
3
MARS ATTACKS!, 1996
4
ME, MYSELF AND IRENE, 2000
5
101 DALMATIANS, 1996
6
JACKIE BROWN, 1997
7
SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE, 1998
42
1
‘You know what you’d look like with this sandwich up your ass?’ ‘What?’ ‘Like a fat, stupid fuck with a sandwich up his ass.’
2
‘Men are rats. Listen to me, they’re fleas on rats. Worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats.’
3
‘I’m saying I’m an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But know the dream is over and the insect is awake.’
4
‘Hey psycho, it’s over. Now please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.’
5
‘I have a boner with a capital O.’
6
‘Yes, Jerry, I’m insane. Everyday I go and I sit in a booth like a veal. I work every holiday, I go home to a cat. And now a rich and handsome man has asked me to marry him and I have said yes. Okay, okay, that makes me a raving total lunatic!’
7
‘Why did you kiss me?’ ‘I was about to be hanged it seemed like a good idea at the time.’
43
answers >>
1
FALLEN, 1998
2
GREASE, 1978
3
THE FLY, 1986
4
THE WEDDING SINGER, 1998
5
WILD AT HEART, 1990
6
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, 1995
7
THE MUMMY, 1999
44
1
‘Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?’
2
‘I’m the Antichrist. You got me in a vendetta kinda mood. You tell the angels in heaven you’ve never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.’
3
‘Do you like baseball, do you Anderson?’ ‘Yeah, I do.’ ‘You know, it’s the only time when a black man can wave a stick at a white man and not start a riot.’
4
‘She’s a transvestite.’ ‘You’re stoned.’ ‘She’s still a transvestite.’
5
‘Hey, you bald headed prick! Don’t you ever get caught on the take. Because if you wind up in any joint I’m in, you’ll leave feet first.’
6 7
‘Hey bird! Did you just see a little Hari Krishna midget in the tree, floating, or is it me?’ ‘Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.’
45
answers >>
1
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, 1997
2
TRUE ROMANCE, 1993
3
MISSISSIPPI BURNING, 1988
4
WONDER BOYS, 2000
5
FAMILY BUSINESS, 1989
6
THE GOLDEN CHILD, 1986
7
JURASSIC PARK, 1993
46
1
‘Girls don’t really like to be called bitch.’ ‘What about slut?’ ‘No.’ ‘What about Boo Boo Kitty Fuck?’ ‘That’s a start.’
2
‘If you hang on to the past you die a little each day.’
3
‘I believe comic book heroes walk the earth, I believe you are one of those individuals. It’s time for someone like you.’
4
‘Billy, sometimes when you lose you actually win and sometimes when you win you actually lose, and sometimes when you win or lose you actually tie, and sometimes when you tie you actually win or lose. You see, winning and losing is one big organic globule, from which one extracts what one needs.’
5
‘Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, asshole.’
6
‘My mother, what’s the phrase? She’s not quite herself today.’
7
‘Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.’
47
answers >>
1
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, 2001
2
CAPE FEAR, 1991
3
UNBREAKABLE, 2000
4
WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP, 1992
5
POLICE ACADEMY, 1984
6
PSYCHO, 1960
7
THE 13TH WARRIOR, 1999
48
1
‘You ever wished you were someone else?’ ‘I’d like to try being Porky Pig.’ ‘I never wanted to be anyone else.’
2
‘But the first of my father’s illusions was that bears could survive the life lived by human beings, and the second was that human beings could survive a life led in hotels.’
3
‘I should go to Paris and jump off the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.’
4
‘I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.’
5
‘This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.’
6
‘The chain in those handcuffs is high tense metal steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now if you’re lucky ... you could hack through your ankle in five minutes.’
7
‘Sam, can you feel me?’ ‘With all my heart.’
49
answers >>
1
EASY RIDER, 1969
2
THE HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE, 1984
3
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU, 1996
4
APOCALYPSE NOW, 1979
5
REAL GENIUS, 1985
6
MAD MAX, 1979
7
GHOST, 1990
50
1
‘But, Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.’ ‘What happened?’ ‘He lived happily ever after.’
2
‘There’s only two kinds of love stories in this world ... boy loses girl, girl loses boy ... that’s it. Somebody always gets left behind.’
3
‘When you go to cross the street, watch out where you put your feet. Look both ways and be alert, ’cause if a car hits you it’s gonna hurt. Safety. Safety. It’s a safe, safe way to be.’
4
‘Are you gonna bark all day little dog, or are you gonna bite?’
5
‘Don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining!’
6
‘First I played with Judd, then I played with mommy. Now I want to play with youuuuuuuu.’
7
‘It’s because I’m green isn’t it?!’
51
answers >>
1
WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, 1971
2
AUTUMN IN NEW YORK, 2000
3
PORKY’S, 1982
4
RESERVOIR DOGS, 1992
5
PALE RIDER, 1985
6
PET CEMETERY, 1989
7
THE GRINCH, 2000
52
1
‘To be truly effective, a narcotics officer needs to know and love narcotics. In fact, to be truly effective, a narcotics officer needs to have narcotics in his blood.’
2
‘Why 17? This is the 17th tunnel Danny’s started.’
3
‘Hey, tell me the truth ... are we still in the game?’
4
‘I get run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a body in the trunk, and you get a note? That’s balanced!’
5
‘Sir, are you classified as human?’ ‘Uh negative. I am a meat popsicle.’
6
‘Ten more seconds and I’m leaving!’ ‘What did you say?’ ‘I said 10 more seconds and I’m leaving.’ ‘Oh.’ ‘Well, wait, what did you think I said?’ ‘I thought you said earn more sessions by sleeving.’ ‘Well what the hell does that mean?’ ‘I don’t know. That’s why I came out.’
7
‘Axel, I would like you to meet Mona. She can suck a golf ball through 20 feet of garden hose.’
53
answers >>
1
TRAINING DAY, 2001
2
THE GREAT ESCAPE, 1963
3
EXISTENZ, 1999
4
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER, 1997
5
THE FIFTH ELEMENT, 1997
6
ROXANNE, 1987
7
BEVERLY HILLS COP II, 1987
54
1
‘If there is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don’t know how you wage war on your own family.’
2
‘Toto, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.’
3
‘If you want to be making moves on the street, have no attachments. Allow nothing to be in your life that you can’t walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner.’
4
‘Talking to Suzu was like masturbating with a cheese slicer, slightly amusing, but mostly painful.’
5
‘First learn stand ... then learn fly. Nature’s rule, Danielsan, not mine.’
6 7
‘I just want peace and quiet. Oh I’ll be quiet. I’ll be peace.’
‘Fuck a duck!’
55
answers >>
1
TRAFFIC, 2000
2
THE WIZARD OF OZ, 1939
3
HEAT, 1995
4
THE ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE, 1990
5
THE KARATE KID, 1984
6
WHAT ABOUT BOB?, 1991
7
JUMPIN’ JACK FLASH, 1986
56
1
‘I have no plans to call on you, Clarice, the world being more interesting with you in it. Be sure you extend me the same courtesy.’
2
‘Yes, Satan? Oh, I’m sorry Sir, I thought you were somebody else.’
3
‘I need a favor.’ ‘I didn’t know we’d become such good friends. Because if we had, you’d know that I’d give head before I’d give favors and I don’t even give my best friends head, so your chances of getting a favor are pretty slim.’
4
‘Why don’t you try squeezing something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon, and see how hot you look.’
5
‘Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don’t.’
6
‘This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about ... BEER!’
7
‘How can you improve on perfection?’
57
answers >>
1
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, 1991
2
ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE, 1994
3
GO, 1999
4
LOOK WHO’S TALKING, 1989
5
SCHINDLER’S LIST, 1993
6
ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES, 1991
7
THE QUICK AND THE DEAD, 1995
58
1
‘Fuck you how I talk. I’ll talk any fucking way I fucking feel like. This is my fucking bowling night and who the fuck are you to fucking spoil it by fucking telling me you love me?’
2
‘I wouldn’t send my kids to that camp for all the tea in China.’
3
‘I’m just your average horny little devil.’
4
‘You look like shit.’ ‘Well, you look like Willy Nelson.’
5
‘If you want the ultimate rush, you gotta be willing to pay the ultimate price.’
6
‘I’ll have you shaved, sterilized and destroyed!’
7
‘Does he make you smile?’ ‘He doesn’t make me cry.’
59
answers >>
1
FRANKIE AND JOHNNY, 1991
2
FRIDAY THE 13TH, 1980
3
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK, 1987
4
CLIFFORD, 1994
5
POINT BREAK, 1991
6
TWELVE MONKEYS, 1995
7
OCEAN’S ELEVEN, 2001
60
1
‘Vagina, vagina, vagina. Does that word do anything for you? I don’t think it does much for anyone, gay or straight.’
2
‘I’m not afraid of the man who wants ten nuclear weapons, colonel. I’m terrified of the man who only wants one.’
3
‘You’re always gonna be that guy that wishes he ordered what the guy next to him did.’
4
‘You killed the car.’
5
‘I’d rather nail my penis to a burning building.’
6
‘Some people lose their faith because heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because heaven showed them too much?’
7
‘Did you enjoy the opera dear?’ ‘It was so good I almost peed my pants!’ ‘What?’ ‘She said she liked it better than the Pirates of Penzance.’
61
answers >>
1
THE OPPOSITE OF SEX, 1998
2
THE PEACEMAKER, 1997
3
PICTURE PERFECT, 1997
4
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF, 1986
5
THE FAN, 1996
6
THE PROPHECY, 1995
7
PRETTY WOMAN, 1990
62
1
‘There are watchers in this world and there are doers. And the doers do. Tonight you watched and I did.’
2
‘Now the time has come. I put two bullets in my gun. One for me and one for you. Oh darling, it will be so beautiful.’
3
‘Heroes are ordinary people who do extraordinary things in extraordinary times.’
4
‘What is it about sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, tiger.’
5
‘Take my hand, Boss. You see for yourself.’
6
‘You know this cafeteria has a no fags allowed rule?’ ‘Well they seem to have an open door policy on assholes, now don’t they?’
7
‘Stay out of my way, you’ll pay, listen to what I say. How about I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay and lay by the bay I just may. What do you say?’
63
answers >>
1
BAREFOOT IN THE PARK, 1967
2
MISERY, 1990
3
U-571, 2000
4
KINGPIN, 1996
5
THE GREEN MILE, 1999
6
HEATHERS, 1989
7
HAPPY GILMORE, 1996
64
1
‘The third floor corridor is out of bounds to all those who wish not to die a most painful death.’
2
‘So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kind of molecules you are, in fact, eating.’
3
‘That’s three hours of boredom followed by seven seconds of sheer terror.’
4
‘This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.’
5
‘It only took me one night to realize that if brains were dynamite, you couldn’t even blow your nose.’
6
‘New lovers are nervous and tender, yet smash everything, for the heart is an organ of fire.’
7
‘What are you, crazy?’ ‘No, I’m just marking my territory and you got in the way.’
65
answers >>
1
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE, 2001
2
THE ICE STORM, 1997
3
APOLLO 13, 1995
4
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, 1968
5
AMERICAN GRAFFITI, 1973
6
THE ENGLISH PATIENT, 1996
7
WOLF, 1994
66
1
‘I don’t have the time to bleed.’
2
‘She has 600 different kinds of smiles that can light up your life. They can make you cry just like that, they can make you laugh out loud just like that, and that’s just with her smiles.’
3
‘Should you, or any member of your M.I. force, be caught or killed, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds.’
4 5
‘All those souls and you still don’t have one of your own.’
‘You mean, y’all paid, what, $80 000 for this car and you ain’t got no damn cup holder?’ ‘It’s $105 000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. Limited edition.’ ‘You damn right it’s limited! No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we are the balls just draggin’ the fuck along.’
6
‘They’re he-ere!’
7
‘How do you like your brandy Sir?’ ‘In a glass.’
67
answers >>
1
PREDATOR, 1987
2
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN, 1994
3
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, 1996
4
MORTAL KOMBAT, 1995
5
BAD BOYS, 1995
6
POLTERGEIST, 1982
7
THE BIG SLEEP, 1946
68
1
‘Free will. It’s like butterfly wings; once touched, they never get off the ground.’
2
‘Can I ask you a personal question? Have you ever retired a human by mistake?’
3
‘I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of ... Beethoven.’
4
‘I see angels Mickey. They’re comin’ down for us from heaven and I see you riding a big red horse.’
5
‘Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.’
6
‘He would kill tigers for you.’
7
‘In one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she won’t know whether to shit or wind her wristwatch.’
69
answers >>
1
THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE, 1997
2
BLADE RUNNER, 1982
3
THE PROFESSIONAL, 1966
4
NATURAL BORN KILLERS, 1994
5
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, 1984
6
ONLY YOU, 1994
7
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST, 1975
70
1
‘I got a woman who I can’t stand to be two feet away from. Then again, I love fish.’
2
‘What you know you can’t explain, but you feel it. You’ve felt it your entire life, that there’s something wrong with the world. You don’t know what it is, but it’s there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.’
3
‘The royal penis is clean your highness.’
4 5
‘You know what Wilson? My dentist’s name is Dr. Spalding.’
‘The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe: women!!’
6
‘The last time I saw him he was wearing a blue sweater and an idiotic grin. The sweater was new.’
7
‘Good morning, and in case I don’t see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night.’
71
answers >>
1
THE PERFECT STORM, 2000
2
THE MATRIX, 1999
3
COMING TO AMERICA, 1988
4
CAST AWAY, 2000
5
BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II, 1989
6
PLAYING BY HEART, 1998
7
THE TRUMAN SHOW, 1998
72
1
‘See those rocks sitting up there? Been standing there for 600 years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns ’em is like a couple of fleas arguing over who owns the dog they’re living on.’
2
‘Sic ’em boy. Sic ’em Chopper. Now, what he said was, sic ’em boy. But what I heard was, Chopper sic balls!’
3
‘Don’t use that tone with me.’ ‘What tone?’ ‘That sarcastic contemptuous tone. That means that you know everything because you’re a man, and I know nothing because I’m a woman.’ ‘You’re not a woman.’ ‘Oh, you bastard!’
4
‘I’m sorry Wendy, but I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.’
5
‘I always thought it was better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.’
6
‘I am not lost, they just moved my street.’
7
‘We’re gonna need a bigger boat.’
73
answers >>
1
CROCODILE DUNDEE, 1986
2
STAND BY ME, 1986
3
THE BIRDCAGE, 1996
4
SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT, 1999
5
THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, 1999
6
COYOTE UGLY, 2000
7
JAWS, 1975
74
1
‘The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive.’
2
‘One day, men will look back and say that I gave birth to the 20th century.’
3
‘I have done it with all kinds of ladies ... from the lowest of the bus station skanks to the highly sophisticated bus station skanks.’
4
‘My birth cry will be the sound of every telephone ringing in unison.’
5
‘Oh, yeah? Well if Kafka were alive I’m sure he’d say stop misinterpreting my novels you pretentious bonehead!’
6
‘Some people live a lifetime in a minute.’
7
‘You sure talk a lot of shit for someone who don’t say much.’
75
answers >>
1
THE KILLING FIELDS, 1984
2
FROM HELL, 2001
3
THE LADIES MAN, 2000
4
THE LAWNMOWER MAN, 1992
5
LOSER, 2000
6
SCENT OF A WOMAN, 1992
7
SAVE THE LAST DANCE, 2001
76
1
‘If that’s a confession my ass is a banjo!’
2
‘One day I might turn over a rock, and underneath it will say “Made by God”. The universe is full of surprises.’
3
‘And this one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.’
4
‘How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?’
5
‘OK, why don’t you decide? Door number one, double the tip, door number two, half of what I won in the lottery.’ ‘I choose? OK, I pick door number two. I choose half of what you won in the lottery. Pay up.’ ‘OK I was hoping you’d pick that one.’
6
‘If Jesus Christ came back today and saw what was being done in his name, he’d never stop throwing up.’
7
‘There is a fly in my suit! There’s a fly in my suit!’
77
answers >>
1
JUST CAUSE, 1995
2
RED PLANET, 2000
3
AMERICAN PIE, 1999
4
200 CIGARETTES, 1999
5
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU, 1994
6
HANNAH AND HER SISTERS, 1986
7
EVOLUTION, 2001
78
1
‘I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster and drank pina coladas. At sunset we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over again?’
2
‘Ask me why I’m so serious?’ ‘Why are you so serious?’ ‘Because I have serious stuff to tell you, Maggie for Margareth.’
3
‘I got a hard-on for you the size of Florida ... but I still don’t drink coffee.’
4
‘Are you scared?’ ‘Of course I’m scared, you think I’m reluctant because I’m happy?’
5
‘Well, how’d you like to kiss my sister’s black cat’s ass?’
6
‘Playing music is supposed to be fun. It’s about heart, it’s about feelings, moving people and something beautiful, and it’s not about notes on a page. I can teach you notes on a page. I can’t teach you the other stuff.’
7
‘Now my life is like an Abba song.’
79
answers >>
1
GROUNDHOG DAY, 1993
2
The Assassin, 1993
3
THE FISHER KING, 1991
4
RONIN, 1998
5
THE WILD BUNCH, 1969
6
MR. HOLLAND’S OPUS, 1995
7
MURIEL’S WEDDING, 1994
80
1
‘I love you. Not like they told you love is, and I didn’t know this either. But love don’t make things nice, it ruins everything, it breaks your heart, it makes things a mess. We’re not here to make things perfect. Snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. We are here to ruin ourselves and break our hearts and love the wrong people and die! The storybooks are bullshit.’
2
‘Are there a lot of sluts in Las Vegas?’
3
‘How big is the universe?’ ‘Infinite.’ ‘How do you know that for sure?’ ‘I don’t, I just believe it. It’s the same with love I guess.’
4
‘Sometimes I wish I were half eagle ... better profile for one thing ... no one to eat you for another.’
5
‘Y’know I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. Now, evidently, my cycloptic colleague here informs me that that can’t be done.’
6 7
‘She tried to sit on my lap while I was standing up.’
‘We all go a little mad sometimes.’
81
answers >>
1
MOONSTRUCK, 1987
2
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD DO AMERICA, 1996
3
A BEAUTIFUL MIND, 2001
4
BALTO, 1995
5
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, 1997
6
THE BIG SLEEP, 1946
7
PSYCHO, 1960
82
1
‘We’re not killing anybody on our wedding day.’
2
‘You know what my mother used to say to me?’ ‘Gee, no what?’ ‘Love your guy like a little boy and he’ll grow into a man.’ ‘So she knew back then you were gay.’
3
‘First change I make in that household is to send that two-faced little brat off to boarding school in Timbuktu.’ ‘Ice-woman.’ ‘Proud of it, babe.’
4
‘You think ... you wink ... you do a double blink. You close your eyes and ... jump!’
5
‘Find someone who you can love like crazy and who’ll love you the same way back. To make the journey and not fall deeply in love, well, you haven’t really lived a life at all. But you have to try, because if you haven’t tried, you haven’t lived. Stay open. Who knows? Lightning could strike ...’
6
‘It’s K-K-Ken coming to k-k-kill me.’
7
‘Ah ha! The worst movie you ever saw? Well, my next one will be even better! Hello?’
83
answers >>
1
NATURAL BORN KILLERS, 1994
2
ONE FINE DAY, 1996
3
THE PARENT TRAP, 1998
4
MARY POPPINS, 1964
5
MEET JOE BLACK, 1998
6
A FISH CALLED WANDA, 1988
7
ED WOOD, 1994
84
1
‘Look, if you’re going to be with me there are certain things you have to understand. I’m a contract killer. You know, I murder people for money. So far they’ve all been bad people. Give or take a few obnoxious ones. I mean that’s what I do, that’s the only thing I’m good at.’
2
‘I don’t care what you and your daddy think. Not all cowboys are dumb, some of us got smart real good.’
3
‘He said some things that led me to believe the car was his.’ ‘Like what?’ ‘That’s my car motherfucker!’
4
‘If you don’t like Kathleen Kelly, I can tell you right now, you’re not going to like this girl. Why not? Because it is Kathleen Kelly.’
5
‘I hate Paris, Oh why? Oh why do I hate Paris, because my love is there with his slut girlfriend.’
6
‘You’re in show business?’ ‘Yeah ... I’m in video servicing.’
7
‘Have you ever heard the expression “the customer is always right”?’
85
answers >>
1
THE BIG HIT, 1998
2
URBAN COWBOY, 1980
3
WONDER BOYS, 2000
4
YOU’VE GOT MAIL, 1998
5
FRENCH KISS, 1995
6
ED TV, 1999
7
FALLING DOWN, 1993
86
1
‘Superman isn’t brave.’ ‘Did you take your pill this morning?’ ‘You don’t understand. He’s smart, handsome, even decent. But he’s not brave. No, listen to me. Superman is indestructable. And you can’t be brave if you’re indestructable. It’s people like you and your mother, people who are ... different, and can be crushed and know it. Yet they keep going on out there every time.’
2
‘For $20 000 I hope they ask you the meaning of life.’
3
‘I look at you and I see two men. The man you are and the man you ought to be. Someday those two will meet. Should make for one hell of a football player!’
4
‘It’s not where you’re going, it’s why.’
5
‘Nice move. Did you make that up? Yeah, well I saw it on TV first, then I made it up.’
6
‘Here in Alabama we are famous for our mud.’ ‘Famous for your mud? How’s your Chinese food?’
7
‘This Coke tastes like Pepsi.’
87
answers >>
1
ANGUS, 1995
2
QUIZ SHOW, 1994
3
THE REPLACEMENTS, 2000
4
A PERFECT WORLD, 1993
5
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, 1977
6
MY COUSIN VINNY, 1992
7
LITTLE NICKY, 2000
88
1
‘I never saw a creature sorry for itself. A bird will fall dead frozen from a bough, without ever having felt sorry for itself.’
2
‘I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during the Super Bowl in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens ... I’ll give you 15 minutes to call me back.’
3
‘You’re so fucking money you don’t even know it.’
4
‘I hope you’re not going to take your skin off, ’cause I really like skin on a woman.’
5
‘Chickens go in and pies come out. What kind of pies? Apple. My favorite!’
6
‘So now you know that there was a man named Jack Dawson, and he saved me. In every way a person can be saved.’
7
‘In this world a man himself, is nothing. And there ain’t no world but this one.’
89
answers >>
1
G.I. JANE, 1997
2
JERRY MAGUIRE, 1996
3
SWINGERS, 1996
4
COCOON, 1985
5
CHICKEN RUN, 2000
6
TITANIC, 1997
7
THE THIN RED LINE, 1998
90
1
‘Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being! God isn’t interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time: forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!’
2
‘I’m a star. I’m a fucking star.’
3
‘Get up, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig.’
4
‘Carlito, man, do you remember me? I’m Benny Blanco from the Bronx.’ ‘Hey, maybe I don’t remember the last time I picked my nose, okay!’
5
‘Take that dress off. I can see your dirty pillows.’ ‘They’re called breasts, mama, and every woman has them.’
6
‘I always like sinners a lot better than saints.’
7
‘He didn’t agree with something that ate him.’
91
answers >>
1
TIME BANDITS, 1981
2
BOOGIE NIGHTS, 1997
3
DELIVERANCE, 1972
4
CARLITO’S WAY, 1993
5
CARRIE, 1976
6
LAST MAN STANDING, 1996
7
LICENSE TO KILL, 1989
92
1
‘Let me get this straight. You know her, and she knows you, but she wants to eat him. And everyone’s okay with that? DID I MISS SOMETHING?’
2
‘You’re all a bunch of fuckin’ assholes. You know why? You don’t have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin’ fingers and say “that’s the bad guy”. So, what’ll that make you? Good? You’re not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don’t have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth ... even when I lie.’
3
‘In the poker game of life, women are the rake.’
4
‘He’s gonna be a pussy pancake!’
5
‘You are so not who I thought you were!’
6
‘Clock’s ticking Bob, and I’m only getting older.’
7
‘The things that people in love do to each other they will always remember, and if they stay together it’s not because they forget, but because they forgive.’
93
answers >>
1
THE LION KING, 1994
2
SCARFACE, 1983
3
ROUNDERS, 1998
4
AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS, 2001
5
10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU, 1999
6
SPACE COWBOYS, 2000
7
INDECENT PROPOSAL, 1993
94
1
‘Well, seeing as I have no formal legal training and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, I simply went out and performed sexual favors—643 blowjobs in five days! I’m really quite tired.’
2
‘I have a boyfriend and I have a girlfriend. We thought about living together, but we can’t because, well, they hate each other.’
3
‘What am I supposed to do while you’re on the yellow brick quest for a brain?’
4
‘There’s two kind of people in this world, those who have guns and those who dig. You dig.’
5
‘I’ve worn lots of shoes. I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes. Mama always said they was my magic shoes. She said they would take me anywhere!’
6
‘No need to give up a good theory just because it isn’t true.’
7
‘Make like a tree and get out of here.’ ‘It’s leave you idiot! Make like a tree and leave ! You sound like a damn fool when you say that.’ ‘Alright then! Leave! And take that book with you.’
95
answers >>
1
ERIN BROCKOVICH, 2000
2
THE HAUNTING, 1999
3
THE FACULTY, 1998
4
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY, 1966
5
FORREST GUMP, 1994
6
AIR AMERICA, 1990
7
BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II, 1989
96
1
‘How dare you say “penis” to a dead person!?’
2
‘What did I ever do to deserve you? Usually that line is screamed at me by someone running out the door, not by someone standing in front of me and staying. It makes for a nice change.’
3
‘Oh obviously, the moment I sat down and looked at you I thought I was looking into a mirror.’
4
‘One grain of sand, that’s all that is left of Fantasia.’
5
‘I have a friend in the coast guard, I could give him a call.’ ‘How close of a friend?’ ‘Closer than his wife should know.’
6
‘I believe everything, and I believe nothing. I suspect everyone and I suspect no one.’
7
‘There’s a hole in the plane as big as my dick!’
97
answers >>
1
ALL OF ME, 1984
2
PLAYING BY HEART, 1998
3
TWINS, 1988
4
THE NEVERENDING STORY, 1984
5
OUTBREAK, 1995
6
THE PINK PANTHER, 1963
7
MEMPHIS BELLE, 1990
98
1
‘Maria, I just met a girl named Maria, and suddenly that name will never be the same to me. Maria, I just kissed a girl named Maria, and suddenly I’ve found how wonderful a sound can be. Maria! Say it loud and there’s music playing. Say it soft and it’s almost like praying. Maria! I’ll never stop saying Maria.’
2
‘Damn the Devil! Damn the Devil to Hell!’
3
‘Well I don’t like you. Now everybody thinks I need a girl to fight for me. You are a dork brain.’
4
‘So, what are you, like some special forces guy?’ ‘Nah, I’m just a cook.’ ‘A cook?’ ‘Just a lowly, lowly, lowly cook.’ ‘Oh my God, we’re gonna die.’
5
‘What has he ever provided for you besides shade!’
6
‘I hated cigarettes until I saw my first “No Smoking” sign. Keep off the grass. Let’s play soccer. The only law I cared for was friendship. I broke that one too, didn’t I?’
7
‘So long, Earth. Catch you on the flip side.’
99
answers >>
1
WEST SIDE STORY, 1961
2
BEDAZZLED, 2000
3
MISS CONGENIALITY, 2000
4
UNDER SIEGE, 1992
5
THE FLINTSTONES, 1994
6
HUDSON HAWK, 1991
7
APOLLO 13, 1995
100
1
‘I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt, and if you never get hurt you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely just go to the record store and visit your friends.’
2
‘Conversation, like certain parts of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.’
3
‘Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.’
4
‘I’m pond scum. Well, lower actually. I’m like the fungus that feeds on pond scum. Lower. The pus that infects the mucus that cruds up the fungus that feeds on the pond scum.’
5
‘And the monkey flips the switch.’
6
‘The pen is blue. The pen is blue. The goddamn pen is blue!’
7
‘Every warrior hopes that a great death will find him. But Tristan couldn’t wait. He went looking for his.’
101
answers >>
1
ALMOST FAMOUS, 2000
2
QUILLS, 2000
3
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, 1994
4
MY BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING, 1997
5
LOST IN SPACE, 1998
6
LIAR LIAR, 1997
7
LEGENDS OF THE FALL, 1994
102
1
‘No, I don’t think I will kiss you. Although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how.’
2
‘May those who love us, love us. And those who don’t love us—may God turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping.’
3
‘There are good people and then there are people like me. Don’t get caught on the wrong side of that equation.’
4
‘Desperation ... it’s the world’s worst cologne.’
5
‘To be normal, to drink Coca-Cola and eat Kentucky Fried Chicken is to be in a conspiracy against yourself.’
6
‘When they ask me what I liked the best ... I’ll tell them it was you ...’
7
‘Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom.’
103
answers >>
1
GONE WITH THE WIND, 1939
2
KEEPING THE FAITH, 2000
3
JOEY THE KING, 1999
4
SINGLES, 1992
5
CONSPIRACY THEORY, 1997
6
CITY OF ANGELS, 1998
7
STARSHIP TROOPERS, 1997
104
1
‘Jimmy, from now on you stay away from me. I have wasted thousands and thousands of kisses on you because of your eyes and your smile. I should have known that you save it all for your music. Shame on me for kissing you with my eyes closed so tight.’
2
‘Sometimes you love someone so much you just become numb to it. ’Cause if you really felt how much you love them, it would kill you.’
3
‘God hates me, he hates me.’ ‘Hate him back, it works for me.’
4
‘Let me tell you something, Jack. If shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no hole in their ass.’
5
‘What’s your name?’ ‘Mike.’ ‘What’s your name, Mike?’ ‘Sam.’ ‘Well Sam, I’m Maggie.’
6
‘Now did I or did I not do vaginal juices? Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.’ ‘Rubbing the clitoris, sir?’
7
‘We’ve been bamboozled! Hoodwinked! Run amok! We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock! Plymouth Rock landed on us!’
105
answers >>
1
THAT THING YOU DO!, 1996
2
RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS, 2001
3
LETHAL WEAPON, 1987
4
ANOTHER 48 HRS, 1990
5
ADDICTED TO LOVE, 1997
6
MONTY PYTHON’S THE MEANING OF LIFE, 1983
7
MALCOLM, 1992
106
1
‘You work ten hours, you make forty-six dollars. Now, let me get this straight. If you wanted to work, say three billion hours, I could roughly pull in over twelve billion dollars? If I was eager enough and put the time in.’
2
‘If a gynaecologist says there’s no two alike, then I guess there’s no two alike!’
3
‘We thought you was a toad!’
4
‘Father I killed those men.’ ‘It’s alright Nathan, you had no choice.’ ‘I’m glad I killed those men, I’m glad.’
5
‘It’s just a pair of sixes. If you can beat that then you got me licked, and that’s not an entirely unpleasant prospect.’
6
‘Leelo Dallas mul-ti-pass. Mul-ti-pass. ‘Yeah, this is my wife, Leelo.’ ‘Mul-ti-pass.’ ‘Newlywed, just married.’ ‘Mul-ti-pass.’ ‘Yes, she knows it’s a multipass! Anyways, we’re in love.’
7
‘I want a woman who will arouse my intellect as well as my loins!’
107
answers >>
1
ARMED AND DANGEROUS, 1986
2
DR. T & THE WOMEN, 2000
3
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU?, 2000
4
THE PATRIOT, 2000
5
MAVERICK, 1994
6
THE FIFTH ELEMENT, 1997
7
COMING TO AMERICA, 1988
108
1
‘They call me Cuban Pete! I’m the King of the Rumba beat! When I play the maracas I go chicky-chicky-boom chickychicky-boom!’
2
‘Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.’
3
‘People use drugs to relieve the pressures of their everyday life ... like having to tie their shoes.’
4
‘Every word of this is written in pencil, in my own handwriting.’
5
‘There’s some kind of machine in the sky. Some sort of, well electric snake, coming right at us.’ ‘Shoot it.’ ‘Not yet, I want to study its habits.’
6
‘What’s more important to you, rugby or girls?’ ‘Girls. But when I’m playing rugby, rugby’s the most important.’
7
‘Dave ... my mind is going ... I can feel it ... I can feel it.’
109
answers >>
1
THE MASK, 1994
2
ANIMAL HOUSE, 1978
3
DRUGSTORE COWBOY, 1989
4
HOW I WON THE WAR, 1967
5
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, 1998
6
ALIVE, 1993
7
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, 1968
110
1
‘We’re in hell right now gentlemen. Believe me. And we can stay here and get the shit kicked out of us, or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch at a time. Now, I can’t do it for ya. I’m too old. I look around, I see these young faces and I think. I mean, I made every wrong choice a middle-aged man can make. I ah, I pissed away all my money, believe it or not. I chased away anyone who’s ever loved me, and lately I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror. You know when you get old in life, things get taken from ya. That’s, that’s part of life. BUT, you only learn that when you start losing stuff.’
2
‘I go, fag, you die.’
3
‘And Jesus wept.’
4 5
‘That must be your friend there in the wood chipper.’
‘Hold me.’ ‘I can’t.’
6
‘Never trust a nigger.’ ‘He could have been white.’ ‘Never trust anybody.’
7
‘You gonna arrest me for smoking?’
111
answers >>
1
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, 1999
2
ANALYZE THIS, 1999
3
HELLRAISER, 1987
4
FARGO, 1996
5
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, 1990
6
THE FRENCH CONNECTION, 1971
7
BASIC INSTINCT, 1992
112
1
‘You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? What? I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.’
2
‘Here. This is for you. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich, milk money, Twinkies, pen, pencil, ruler, apple for the teacher. Play nice with the other kids. Make sure you’re home before dark.’
3
‘We can do this the easy way or the hard way.’ ‘What’s the hard way?’ ‘It’s harder than the easy way. That’s what I know.’
4
‘Into the river we go and in the river we die. That’s “The River” from Springsteen. I’m all outta Bible quotes.’
5
‘What the hell is your problem? I have to work around here, and unfortunately Troy, you are a master at the art of time suckage ... Well I’m sorry Miss Postergirl for the workers party, but until I get that, uh, toe-hold in the burger industry, I got a little time to suck ... I’d rather check into a shelter than deal with her shit.’
6 7
‘Actually, the trick to falling asleep is trying to stay awake.’
‘She’s much fatter naked.’
113
answers >>
1
BATMAN, 1989
2
WORKING GIRL, 1988
3
EXCESS BAGGAGE, 1997
4
HARD RIVER, 1998
5
REALITY BITES, 1994
6
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, 1998
7
MYSTERY ALASKA, 1999
114
1
‘You know sheriff, when friends or family say things, they tend not to register. Sometimes it helps to hear it from a total stranger: You’re fat!’
2
‘What if I were to call the police and tell them there’s a bloke staying in my hotel that’s planning to shoot somebody?’ ‘You wouldn’t do that.’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Because I know you wear purple underwear.’ ‘And what’s that supposed to mean.’ ‘Think about it.’
3
‘How did you get in?’ ‘It was easy. I told ’em I was you. I acted real stupid and they believed me.’
4
‘God creates man, man destroys god, man creates dinosaur. Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.’
5
‘Everything was frozen. Seemed like people weren’t even breathing. Like you were looking at a picture. Except for this one man ...’
6
‘I’ve been taking my temperature and I know I’m ovulating right now. The ground is ready, I just need someone to plant the seed.’ ‘Yeah, but who’s going to be the lucky farmer?’
7
‘I’ll be here everyday for life, plus 30 years if I live that long.’
115
answers >>
1
LAKE PLACID, 1999
2
GET CARTER, 1971
3
GET SHORTY, 1995
4
JURASSIC PARK, 1993
5
JFK, 1991
6
THE BIG CHILL, 1983
7
TO DIE FOR, 1995
116
1
‘How do I do a film called The Old Mill when I don’t have an old mill?’ ‘Well, first you’ve got to change the title.’
2
‘Did ya hear I finally graduated?’ ‘Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too ... alright.’ ‘Ya know a lot of people go to college for seven years.’ ‘I know. They’re called doctors.’
3
‘I build fifty-storey skyscrapers, I assemble cities of the future ... I can certainly put together a diaper.’
4
‘Why do you think I’m a homosexual?’ ‘I guess it’s because you never talk about girls.’ ‘I never talk about dogs either. Does that make me a cocker spaniel?’
5
‘What do you all do for fun around here, listen to the grass grow?’
6
‘All of those ... moments ... will be lost. Like ... tears ... in ... rain.’
7
‘Do you believe there is a part of yourself, deep inside in your mind, with things you don’t want other people to see? During a session when I’m inside, I get to see those things.’
117
answers >>
1
STATE AND MAIN, 2000
2
TOMMY BOY, 1995
3
THREE MEN AND A BABY, 1987
4
BILOXI BLUES, 1988
5
BONNIE AND CLYDE, 1967
6
BLADE RUNNER, 1982
7
THE CELL, 2000
118
1
‘Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, right?’
2
‘Oh my god, oh my god, my twin brother’s been shot! I think it was an Asian gang or something, there was this guy, he looked Asian! He was speaking in another language, I’m pretty sure it was ... Asian!’
3
‘No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die!’
4
‘Do you know what nemesis means? It is a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an audible count, ME.’
5
‘Listen you fuckers, you screwheads, here is a man who would not take it anymore, a man who stood up against the scum, against the cunts, the dogs, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.’
6
‘I feel the need, the need for speed!’
7
‘Show me the money!’
119
answers >>
1
THE CROW, 1994
2
THE CABLE GUY, 1996
3
GOLDFINGER, 1964
4
SNATCH, 2000
5
TAXI DRIVER, 1976
6
TOP GUN, 1986
7
JERRY MAGUIRE, 1996
120
1
‘In Vegas, everybody’s gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit-bosses are watching the floor men. The shift-bosses are watching the pit-bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift-bosses. I’m watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.’
2
‘Everyone is afraid of something, that’s how you know they care. If they’re afraid of losing it.’
3
‘Hey, Leatherface, come help me with Grandpa!’
4
‘Your car’s uglier than I am ... That didn’t come out right.’
5
‘No no no no, you see it’s a gun fight. We both have guns. We aim, we fire, you die.’
6 7
‘God, you’re beautiful.’ ‘How can you do that? Look at me like you haven’t seen me everyday for the last sixteen years?’
‘Hello, I’m here to see the man with the hands.’
121
answers >>
1
CASINO, 1995
2
THE BODYGUARD, 1992
3
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, 1974
4
AMERICAN GRAFFITI, 1973
5
THE QUICK AND THE DEAD, 1995
6
THE FAMILY MAN, 2000
7
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, 1990
122
1
‘And never forget, there’s only three things you need in this world: the love of a good woman, a navy blazer and a satisfying bowel movement on a regular basis.’
2
‘You know, once we successfully bred a bulldog with a shitsu. You know what we called it? A bullshit!’
3
‘Would you believe me if I told you I was being followed by a yellow submarine?’ ‘No.’ ‘Didn’t think so.’
4
‘I’ve fallen …’ ‘Are you hurt?’ ‘I wasn’t finished. I’ve fallen so in love with you, so much more than I told you I would.’
5
‘I don’t work with the males, ’cause I used to be one.’
6
‘Oh come right in. Don’t let the fact that my door is closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office.’
7
‘Thank you sir, and I think that if I really apply myself, I could be a new man by the end of lunch.’
123
answers >>
1
THE FISHER KING, 1991
2
DUMB AND DUMBER, 1994
3
YELLOW SUBMARINE, 1968
4
UNTAMED HEART, 1993
5
MRS. DOUBTFIRE, 1993
6
BEVERLY HILLS COP II, 1987
7
BACHELOR PARTY, 1984
124
1
‘Once upon a time, there was this little sparrow who, while flying south for the winter, froze solid and fell to the ground. And then to make matters worse the cow crapped on him, but the manure was all warm and it defrosted him. So there he is, he’s warm and he’s happy to be alive and he starts to sing. A hungry cat comes along and he clears off the manure and he looks at the little bird and then he eats him. And the moral of the story is this: everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy, and everyone who gets you out of crap in not necessarily your friend, and if you’re warm and happy wherever you are, you should just keep your big mouth shut.’
2
‘Somebody stop me!’
3
‘What kind of sandwich ain’t too fattening? A half a sandwich.’
4
‘What do we do now?’ ‘Running would be a good idea!’
5
‘Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.’
6
‘I didn’t break the law, I am the law!’
7
‘I see it in pink neon. Blink blink, blinkety blink.’
125
answers >>
1
ASSASSINS, 1995
2
THE MASK, 1994
3
ANALYZE THIS, 1999
4
GODZILLA, 1998
5
KINDERGARTEN COP, 1990
6
JUDGE DREDD, 1995
7
COCKTAIL, 1988
126
1
‘What if I told you insane was working 50 hours a week in some office for 50 years, at the end of which they tell you to piss off, ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?’
2
‘I mean, hell, Hank, I’ve never even kissed a girl. You know, if me becoming rich is gonna change all that, you know I’m all for it.’
3
‘Get down and give me infinity.’ ‘There is no way we could possibly do infinity push-ups. Well maybe if he lets us do them girly style ...’
4
‘I’m a free man and I’m going out the front door.’
5
‘You know what your problem is, Victor? You got the zactly disease.’ ‘The zactly disease, what’s that?’ ‘It’s when your mouth smells ... zactly like your butt!’
6 7
‘Why worry? Each one of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.’
‘Messin’ with the devil’s gonna get you burned.’
127
answers >>
1
CON AIR, 1997
2
A SIMPLE PLAN, 1998
3
BILL AND TED’S BOGUS JOURNEY, 1991
4
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, 1993
5
JACK, 1996
6
GHOSTBUSTERS, 1984
7
THE GIFT, 2000
128
1
‘It’s the truth, I can’t fly. I suffer from aviaphobia.’ ‘What’s that mean?’ ‘It means I can’t fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.’ ‘I’ll tell you what, if you don’t cooperate you’re going to be suffering from fistaphobia!’
2
‘Paul was different. His toughness came from somewhere deep inside. He simply knew he was tougher than anyone else alive.’
3
‘Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere, there is a crime happening.’
4
‘When a woman who has much to say says nothing, her silence can be deafening.’
5
‘I want to have babies!’ ‘You can have babies?’ ‘Well no ... just the sperm part.’
6
‘I’ve been following my gut since I was fourteen years old. I’ve come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.’
7
‘He’s a man from outer space and we’re taking him to his spaceship.’ ‘Well, can’t he just beam up?’ ‘This is reality Greg.’
129
answers >>
1
MIDNIGHT RUN, 1988
2
A RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT, 1992
3
ROBOCOP, 1987
4
ANNA AND THE KING, 1999
5
LOVE BITES, 1993
6
HIGH FIDELITY, 2000
7
E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, 1982
130
1
‘Not every situation calls for your patented approach of shoot first, shoot again, shoot some more, and then when everyone’s dead try and ask a question or two.’
2
‘You can break a man’s skull. You can arrest him. You can throw him in a dungeon. But how do you fight an idea?’
3
‘Riddle me this. Riddle me that. Who’s afraid of the big black bat?’
4
‘How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Yeah, didn’t think so.’
5
‘I got a bad feeling on this one, alright? I mean, I got a bad feeling! I don’t think I’m gonna make it outta here! D’ya understand what I’m saying to you?’ ‘Everybody gotta die some time, Red.’
6
‘I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?’
7
‘Happiness isn’t happiness without a violin-playing goat.’
131
answers >>
1
WILD WILD WEST, 1999
2
BEN-HUR, 1959
3
BATMAN FOREVER, 1995
4
BIG DADDY, 1999
5
PLATOON, 1986
6
PULP FICTION, 1994
7
NOTTING HILL, 1999
132
1
‘Hello, I’m Andy, and I would like to thank you for coming to my movie. I wish it was better, you know, but it’s so stupid. It’s terrible. I don’t even like it. All of the most important things in my life are changed around and mixed up, um, for dramatic purposes, so I decided to cut out all of the baloney. Now the movie is much shorter. In fact, this is the end of the movie. I’m not fooling. Goodbye. Go.’
2
‘Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.’
3
‘Would you love me for the rest of my life?’ ‘No. I’m gonna love you for the rest of mine.’
4
‘Skew-ah in da bell-ay!’
5
‘In fact, my ass has left already. I got to catch up with it.’
6 7
‘Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.’
‘They buy those for the gum.’
133
answers >>
1
MAN ON THE MOON, 1999
2
ARTHUR, 1981
3
PHENOMENON, 1996
4
NELL, 1994
5
BEVERLY HILLS COP, 1984
6
AS GOOD AS IT GETS, 1997
7
FOR LOVE OF THE GAME, 1999
134
1
‘What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns or watching violent videos, afraid that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?’
2
‘It’s like you said. All I am is what I’m going after.’
3
‘Whoever saves a life saves a world entire.’
4
‘I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.’
5
‘Wanting people to listen, you can’t just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you’ll notice you’ve got their strict attention.’
6 7
‘I’m feeling very Olympic today. How about you?’
‘Son, your ego’s writing cheques your body can’t cash!’
135
answers >>
1
HIGH FIDELITY, 2000
2
HEAT, 1995
3
SCHINDLER’S LIST, 1993
4
THE GODFATHER, 1972
5
SEVEN, 1995
6
COOL RUNNINGS, 1993
7
TOP GUN, 1986
136
1
‘To see a world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour.’
2
‘What do you see when you’re in the dark, and the demons come?’ ‘I see you Frank. I see you standing over the grave of another dead president.’
3
‘Hasta la vista, baby!’
4
‘I heard that relationships based on intense circumstances never work.’ ‘So we’ll have to base it on sex then.’
5
‘That shot was a defining moment, and when a defining moment comes along, you define the moment or the moment defines you.’
6
‘Mom, I want to meet a girl. I haven’t really thought about it much—just these past fifteen years or so.’
7
‘Bless me, father, for I have just killed quite a few men.’
137
answers >>
1
TOMB RAIDER, 2001
2
IN THE LINE OF FIRE, 1993
3
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY, 1991
4
SPEED, 1994
5
TIN CUP, 1996
6
BLAST FROM THE PAST, 1999
7
DESPERADO, 1995
138
1
‘I’ve always had a problem handling nudity. I like it, mind you. But it is troubling. Anybody’s, even my own. Sometimes, when I’m getting undressed, I almost wish I could leave the room. You know what I mean?’
2
‘I’m scared to close my eyes. I’m scared to open them.’
3
‘I used to have soooo many problems in my life before I found drugs, now I just have one problem. Drugs have made my life so focused.’
4
‘You know me?’ ‘Yeah I know you man. You’re Carlito Brigante, mother fucker to the max! That’s who you are.’
5
‘And you have the most beautiful rhododendrons in town.’ ‘Rhodo-who?’ ‘Dendrons.’
6
‘Carpe, carpe diem; seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.’
7
‘I’m the hand up Mona Lisa’s skirt. I’m a surprise, Kevin. They don’t see me coming. That’s what you’re missing.’
139
answers >>
1
BLAME IT ON RIO, 1984
2
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, 1999
3
CECIL B. DEMENTED, 2000
4
CARLITO’S WAY, 1993
5
CAN’T BUY ME LOVE, 1987
6
DEAD POETS SOCIETY, 1989
7
THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE, 1997
140
1
‘Perhaps there is a bit of witch in you.’ ‘Why do you say that?’ ‘Because you have bewitched me.’
2
‘This is a true story about a friendship that runs deeper than blood. This is my story and that of the only three friends in my life who have truly mattered. Two of them were killers who never made it past the age of 30. The other is a non-practicing attorney, living with the pain of his past, too afraid to let it go, never confronting its horror. I am the only one who can speak for them, and the children we were.’
3
‘Did you know your last name is an adverb?’
4
‘I’m coming. I just want a running start before I hit the pavement.’
5 6
‘I hate you!’ ‘I hate you too, you little shit!’
‘Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.’
7
‘The course of true love never did run smooth.’
141
answers >>
1
SLEEPY HOLLOW, 1999
2
SLEEPERS, 1996
3
JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY, 1984
4
K-9, 1989
5
KRAMER VS KRAMER, 1979
6
GLADIATOR, 2000
7
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM, 1999
142
1
‘God kills indiscriminately and so shall we.’
2
‘You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you, Peter Pan. That’s where I’ll be waiting.’
3
‘When I get back, I’m gonna kill you.’
4
‘You’re 21 now and can legally drink. We figured the best thing for you was a car.’
5
‘Did you have the air-conditioning checked? I told you to have the air-conditioning checked.’ ‘I had the airconditioning checked I don’t know what for, you never allow me to turn it on.’ ‘Hush up.’
6
‘If they ask you to take your clothes off, get the money first.’
7
‘You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fuckin’ khakis, you’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.’
143
answers >>
1
INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE, 1994
2
HOOK, 1991
3
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, 1981
4
GOOD WILL HUNTING, 1997
5
DRIVING MISS DAISY, 1989
6
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, 1999
7
FIGHT CLUB, 1999
144
1
‘Whatever you do, don’t kick him in the nuts.’ ‘I thought you said anything goes?’ ‘Anything goes but he’ll take it personally.’
2
‘I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!’
3
‘Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and acted like a girl bunny?’ ‘Uhh noo.’ ‘I didn’t either, I was just checking.’
4
‘Tonight, the hopes and dreams of an entire planet are focused on the fourteen brave souls traveling into the heavens.’
5
‘When I was your age I never chased a boy or called a boy or sat in a parked car with a boy.’ ‘Then how am I ever supposed to ever meet anybody?’ ‘Well, it’ll just happen, like the way I met your father.’ ‘That was so stupid! Grandpa hit him with the car!’
6 7
‘Honey ... we’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore.’
‘She’s mentally unstable to a spectacular degree!’
145
answers >>
1
X-MEN, 2000
2
THE UNTOUCHABLES, 1987
3
WAYNE’S WORLD, 1992
4
ARMAGEDDON, 1998
5
BACK TO THE FUTURE, 1985
6
BEETLE JUICE, 1988
7
BANDITS, 2001
146
1
‘When you give up your dreams, you die.’
2
‘I’m going to tell you something really outrageous. I’m going to tell you the truth.’
3
‘I’m reading two books at the moment, if you can believe that. The one that Brian got us and a dictionary so I can understand the one that Brian got us.’
4
‘Is there such a thing as an F5, what would that be like?’ ‘The finger of god.’
5
‘And stars don’t fall from the sky.’
6
‘Not many men know what their life’s worth. I do ... seventy grand. That’s what they took from me and that’s what I’m gonna get back.’
7
‘You have done nothing for which you should be ashamed. I have done nothing and for that I am ashamed.’
147
answers >>
1
FLASHDANCE, 1983
2
PRIMARY COLORS, 1998
3
THE TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS, 1996
4
TWISTER, 1996
5
LA BAMBA, 1987
6
PAYBACK, 1999
7
THE PATRIOT, 2000
148
1
‘I got into a fight. I hit one guy in the knee with my nose, another one I snapped my chin down on his fist.’
2
‘If you’re gonna sniff it you might as well pop it. If you’re gonna pop it you might as well mainline.’
3
‘I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.’
4
‘Gentlemen, do you think I’m a low-life?’ ‘Oh no Mr Brewster, not with these clothes.’
5
‘It’s amazing what you can do when you don’t have to look at yourself in the mirror.’
6
‘I’m a master of the custodial arts ... or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it.’
7
‘I should tell you ... I’ve given serious thought ... to eating your wife.’
149
answers >>
1
PLAY IT AGAIN SAM, 1972
2
THE BASKETBALL DIARIES, 1995
3
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, 1993
4
BREWSTER’S MILLIONS, 1985
5
THE HOLLOW MAN, 2000
6
HALF BAKED, 1998
7
HANNIBAL, 2001
150
1
‘Well what am I supposed to do? You won’t answer my calls, you change your number. I mean, I’m not gonna be ignored, Dan.’
2
‘I made that up. You know Marcus? He got lost once in his own museum.’
3
‘People don’t drink the sand because they’re thirsty. They drink the sand because they don’t know the difference.’
4
‘Ultimately, we’re all dead men.’
5
‘I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman minus that whole hooker thing.’
6
‘Remember what John and Paul said.’ ‘The apostles?’ ‘No, the Beatles. All you need is love.’
7
‘If you build it, they will come.’
151
answers >>
1
FATAL ATTRACTION, 1987
2
INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE, 1989
3
THE AMERICAN PRESIDENT, 1995
4
RED HEAT, 1988
5
SHE’S ALL THAT, 1999
6
MICHAEL, 1996
7
FIELD OF DREAMS, 1989
152
1
‘The universe will expand, then it will collapse back on itself, then it will expand again. It will repeat this process forever. What you don’t know is that when the universe expands again, everything will be as it is now. Whatever mistakes you make this time around, you will live through on your next pass. Every mistake you make you will live through again and again forever. So my advice to you is to get it right this time around because this time is all you have.’
2
‘It’s a glow-in-the-dark compass ring. So you don’t get lost.’
3
‘What do you do for recreation?’ ‘Oh, the usual. Bowl, drive around. The occasional acid flashback.’
4
‘Goodnight you princes of Maine, you kings of New England.’
5 6
‘How will we make it?’ ‘Maybe we shouldn’t.’
‘Well, I’ve always believed that if done properly, armed robbery doesn’t have to be an unpleasant experience.’
7
‘Only the dead live to see the end of the war.’
153
answers >>
1
K-PAX, 2001
2
BIG, 1988
3
THE BIG LEBOWSKI, 1998
4
THE CIDER HOUSE RULES, 1999
5
THE THING, 1982
6
THELMA & LOUISE, 1991
7
BLACK HAWK DOWN, 2001
154
1
‘See this system here? This is hi-fi ... high fidelity. What that means is that it’s the highest quality fidelity.’
2
‘I believe that God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. When I run, it’s in his pleasure.’
3
‘When this all started I told you that we’d find the son-of-abitch, sir. I never expected that son-of-a-bitch would be you.’
4
‘Discovering the object of the game is the object of the game.’
5
‘I don’t take valium.’ ‘That’s right Daisy, you don’t take them. They give them to you, and you won’t take them.’
6
‘Our social studies teacher told us that the Lindberg baby was stolen right out of his house. I think I’ll sleep with my window open tonight.’
7
‘What life?! I got no life! I’m in the dark here! I’m in the dark!’
155
answers >>
1
BOOGIE NIGHTS, 1997
2
CHARIOTS OF FIRE, 1981
3
THE GENERAL’S DAUGHTER, 1999
4
THE GAME, 1997
5
GIRL, INTERRUPTED, 1999
6
MY GIRL, 1991
7
SCENT OF A WOMAN, 1992
156
1
‘If you see Bobby could you tell him I love him?’ ‘OK, if I see Bobby I’ll tell him I love him.’
2
‘That was always the one thing I could never stomach about Santa Carla ... all the damn vampires.’
3
‘When you’re dead, you’re dead a long time, so you better get busy and do what you got to do.’
4
‘So give me a stage where this here bull can rage.’
5
‘Allo.’ ‘Did you say hello?’ ‘No, I said Allo, but that’s close enough.’
6
‘Oh God, if you give us this win I’ll do anything! I’ll never cheat on my taxes again. I’ll never look at another woman ... for too long.’
7
‘You were supposed to make a deal with him, not fuck his brains out!’ ‘The deal wasn’t good enough!’ ‘Then you should have walked away.’
157
answers >>
1
SCARY MOVIE, 2000
2
THE LOST BOYS, 1987
3
THE LIMEY, 1999
4
RAGING BULL, 1980
5
LABYRINTH, 1986
6
LADYBUGS, 1992
7
THE GETAWAY, 1994
158
1
‘You’re not taking my house, you’re not taking my daughter, you’re not taking any part of me, because you don’t know who I am ... I died 60 years ago. I ate opium and I died for my daughter’s sake. Now get out of my house!’
2
‘A man down on Earth needs our help.’ ‘Splendid! Is he sick?’ ‘No, worse. He’s discouraged. At exactly 10.45 p.m. tonight Earth time, that man will be thinking seriously of throwing away God’s greatest gift.’
3
‘Don’t you ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. Because everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told the cops that you were sucked into a board game.’
4
‘I got money for a rainy day. Guess what? It’s pouring out.’
5
‘We’re still married, in the eyes of God.’ ‘Then he must be blind.’
6
‘You talking to me? ... You talking to me? Well then, who the hell else are you talking to? ... You talking to me? ... Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?’
7
‘We all create God in our own image.’
159
answers >>
1
THE JOY LUCK CLUB, 1993
2
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, 1946
3
JUMANJI, 1995
4
CONSPIRACY THEORY, 1997
5
CHOCOLAT, 2000
6
TAXI DRIVER, 1976
7
STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE, 1979
160
1
‘There are several quintessential moments in a man’s life: losing his virginity; getting married; becoming a father; and having the right girl smile at you.’
2
‘What do I do? Do I stick her or shoot her? Shoot her or stick her? Huh? Come on, doc, help me out.’
3
‘Anyone who says money is the root of all evil doesn’t fucking have any.’
4
‘Are we awake? We’re not sure. Are we black? Yes, we are. Then we’re awake, but very puzzled.’
5
‘Girls, watch out for the weirdos.’ ‘We are the weirdos, mister.’
6
‘The way it works is, you do the thing you’re scared shitless of and you get the courage after you do it, not before you do it.’ ‘That’s a dumbass way to work. It should be the other way around.’ ‘I know. That’s the way it works.’
7
‘The dead know only one thing: it’s better to be alive.’
161
answers >>
1
ST. ELMO’S FIRE, 1985
2
COPYCAT, 1995
3
BOILER ROOM, 2000
4
BLAZING SADDLES, 1974
5
THE CRAFT, 1996
6
THREE KINGS, 1999
7
FULL METAL JACKET, 1987
162
1
‘God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables ... slaves with white collars. Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, no purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d be millionaires, movie gods and rock stars. But we won’t. We’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.’
2
‘How many husbands have you had?’ ‘Mine or other women’s?’
3
‘What have you been feeding this thing, Hauser?’ ‘Mostly blondes.’
4
‘Did you bump uglies with my sister?’
5
‘We’re on a mission from God.’
6
‘Money isn’t real. It’s nothing.’
7
‘Is that gasoline I smell?’
163
answers >>
1
FIGHT CLUB, 1999
2
CLUE, 1985
3
TOTAL RECALL, 1990
4
TANGO AND CASH, 1989
5
THE BLUES BROTHERS, 1980
6
BLOW, 2001
7
THE CROW, 1994
164
1
‘If we catch him and he turns out to be the Devil, I mean Satan himself, that might live up to our expectations. But he’s not the Devil, he’s just a man.’
2
‘She asks me why I’m such a hairy guy.’
3
‘Park in the green zone, step inside, get a pass.’ ‘I’m kinda in a hurry is there somewhere I can drive to?’ ‘Yes park in the green zone, step inside, get a pass.’
4
‘How can I promise eternally what I have not felt momentarily?’
5
‘A year is a long time.’ ‘Not so long. Just once around the sun.’
6
‘Now, is my shit together, or is my shit together?’ ‘Your shit is forever together!’
7
‘Now gently extend your arm out the window, and extend your middle finger.’
165
answers >>
1
SEVEN, 1995
2
HAIR, 1979
3
RENAISSANCE MAN, 1994
4
KATE AND LEOPOLD, 2001
5
GATTACA, 1997
6
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, 1996
7
THE NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF POLICE SQUAD, 1988
166
1
‘And maybe there’s no peace in this world, for us or for anyone else, I don’t know. But I do know that, as long as we live, we must remain true to ourselves.’
2
‘I think it pisses God off when you walk by the color purple in a field and don’t notice it.’
3
‘Good things tend to grow out of shit.’
4
‘The night owl case made you. Do you want to tear all that down? With a wrecking ball. You want to help me swing it?’
5
‘How do you feel?’ ‘Like the kling klang king of the rim ram room.’
6
‘Now look, no one is going to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, even, and I want to make this perfectly clear, even if they say jehovah.’
7
‘I fornicate and play hockey ’cause they’re the two most fun things to do in cold weather.’
167
answers >>
1
SPARTACUS, 1960
2
THE COLOR PURPLE, 1985
3
JOE’S APARTMENT, 1996
4
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL, 1997
5
LEAVING LAS VEGAS, 1995
6
MONTY PYTHON’S LIFE OF BRIAN, 1979
7
MYSTERY ALASKA, 1999
168
1
‘I just wish for once that you could be in my shoes, Mr Prosecutor, and then you would know something that you don’t know: mercy! That the concept of a society is based on the quality of that mercy, its sense of fair play, its sense of justice! But I guess that’s like asking a bear to shit in the toilet.’
2
‘If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing in the horror section?’
3
‘What do I get paid? $3000! For $3000 doc, you can inject me with the ebola virus. For $3000 doc, I’ll be your little outbreak monkey!’
4
‘Don’t come any closer Abbe, God’s watching.’
5
‘The only thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Ms Mcgill.’
6
‘Has anything you’ve done made your life better?’
7
‘There are two types of creatures in this great world, those with commitment and those who require commitment.’
169
answers >>
1
MIDNIGHT EXPRESS, 1978
2
SCREAM, 1996
3
SENSELESS, 1998
4
QUILLS, 2000
5
YOUNGBLOOD, 1986
6
AMERICAN HISTORY X, 1998
7
1776, 1972
170
1
‘I wish you’d stop callin’ me Jack.’ ‘Why, does that bother you or something?’ ‘No, it’s my goddamned name.’
2
‘Do you have a history of emotional problems, Mr Wigand?’ ‘Yes. Yes, I do. I get extremely emotional when assholes put bullets in my mailbox.’
3
‘Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.’
4
‘When your husband makes love to you, it’s my face he sees!’
5
‘Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!’
6
‘There’s always time for lubrication.’
7
‘I’m talking about someplace warm. Someplace where the beer flows like wine. A place where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capastrano.’
171
answers >>
1
48 HRS, 1982
2
THE INSIDER, 1999
3
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF, 1986
4
THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE, 1992
5
HOME ALONE, 1990
6
EVOLUTION, 2001
7
DUMB AND DUMBER, 1994
172
1
‘Dear Governor Axtell, I’ve heard that you will give $200 for my head. Perhaps we should meet and talk. I am at the Juarez village at the border. Send three men, and instruct them not to shoot, as I am unarmed. In short, sir, I surrender. Your obedient servant, William H. Bonney. PS: I changed my mind. Kiss my ass!’
2
‘Life is such a weight for me, and it is so light for you. That lightness is too unbearable for me.’
3
‘Up until this point it was your typical divorce. A few broken plates, a pissed-on fish.’
4
‘Forty thousand people die everyday. Why aren’t you one of them?’
5
‘Man looks in the abyss, there’s nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character and that is what keeps him out of the abyss.’
6
‘But I guess I’d say if it is just us ... seems like an awful waste of space.’
7
‘Oh, frogs are falling from the sky.’
173
answers >>
1
YOUNG GUNS, 1988
2
THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING, 1988
3
THE WAR OF THE ROSES, 1989
4
U-TURN, 1997
5
WALL STREET, 1987
6
CONTACT, 1997
7
MAGNOLIA, 1999
174
1
‘How do you know women so well?’ ‘I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.’
2
‘I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.’
3
‘But the funny thing was he always wanted sons, right? One to run his machine shop and the other to be middleweight boxing champion. But he got my sister and me instead.’ ‘So, what ... what happened to your sister?’ ‘She’s 24 and 0, with a shot at the title next month.’
4
‘Never send a monkey to do a man’s job.’
5 6
‘I have never treated you like a hooker.’ ‘You just did.’
7
‘I got something long and hard when I married my husband.’ ‘Yeah, a last name.’
‘My dick! I can see my dick!’
175
answers >>
1
AS GOOD AS IT GETS, 1997
2
BANANAS, 1971
3
ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE, 2001
4
PLANET OF THE APES, 2001
5
PRETTY WOMAN, 1990
6
PUNCHLINE, 1988
7
THE NUTTY PROFESSOR, 1996
176
1
‘One more thing, making sex is like Chinese dinner. It ain’t over ’til you both get your cookies ... remember that I said that.’
2
‘I didn’t want to get sloppy, so I switched from drinking whiskey to beer.’
3
‘I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I don’t remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world is still out there. Do I believe the world’s still there? Is it still out there? Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we really are. I’m no different. Now where was I?’
4
‘Everything we own fell off a truck!’
5
‘I got some, ah, genuine French champagne. From France.’
6
‘You know, a situation like this has a high potentiality for the common motherfucker to bitch out.’
7
‘My mother taught me never to talk to strangers.’ ‘If you never talk to strangers, you’ll never meet anyone new.’
177
answers >>
1
OUTSIDE PROVIDENCE, 1999
2
LAST MAN STANDING, 1996
3
MEMENTO, 2000
4
MARRIED TO THE MOB, 1988
5
PEARL HARBOR, 2001
6
OUT OF SIGHT, 1998
7
NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS, 1995
178
1
‘And I only have one request.’ ‘Oh, yeah? What’s that?’ ‘That you take me as your concubine, or Phil here, if you find him more attractive.’
2
‘Cops won’t find your boy. You want to find an outlaw, you call an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts, you call a cop.’
3
‘I’ll give you a dollar if you eat this collie.’
4
‘This is the part where you’re supposed to say, “wait don’t leave”.’
5
‘You are my compass. You are my true north.’
6
‘We eat when we’re not hungry, drink when we are not thirsty. We buy what we don’t need and throw away everything that’s useful. Why sell a man what he wants? Sell him what he doesn’t need. Pretend he’s got eight legs and two stomachs and money to burn. It’s wrong, wrong, wrong.’
7
‘You want me to produce your war?’
179
answers >>
1
THE BIG KAHUNA, 1999
2
RAISING ARIZONA, 1987
3
BADLANDS, 1973
4
BED OF ROSES, 1996
5
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, 1999
6
THE MOSQUITO COAST, 1986
7
WAG THE DOG, 1997
180
1
‘Keaton used to say “I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of him”. Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keiser Soze.’
2
‘Don’t call me a peck.’ ‘Oh I’m sorry ... peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck-PECK!’
3
‘The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, lowfat, non-fat, etc. So people who don’t know what the hell they’re doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: TALL! DECAF! CAPPUCCINO!’
4
‘We call this place the garden. Why? ’Cause all we do is feed and water them.’
5
‘Life’s a bitch so I became one.’
6
‘Didn’t I teach you anything Jim?’ ‘Yes, you taught me that people will do anything for a potato!’
7
‘I think this boy’s cheese slid off his cracker.’
181
answers >>
1
THE USUAL SUSPECTS, 1995
2
WILLOW, 1988
3
YOU’VE GOT MAIL, 1998
4
AWAKENINGS, 1990
5
FLAWLESS, 1999
6
EMPIRE OF THE SUN, 1987
7
THE GREEN MILE, 1999
182
1
‘Son, we live in a world with walls. Those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? You don’t want the truth ’cause deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall!’
2
‘Don’t forget to fasten your condoms! Seatbelts, I mean seatbelts.’
3
‘All you need is love. John Lennon, very smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.’
4
‘Say poopy. You cannot help but smile when you say poopy. Say poopy.’
5
‘You love Jimmy King, I love Jimmy King, and we’re men and we’re not afraid to say we love other men.’
6
‘Dad, I have to go.’ ‘Go find an empty jar.’ ‘Girls don’t pee in jars!’ ‘All right, all right. We need a jar and a funnel.’
7
‘ ... to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.’
183
answers >>
1
A FEW GOOD MEN, 1992
2
FATHER OF THE BRIDE, 1991
3
INDEPENDENCE DAY, 1996
4
ALMOST HEROES, 1998
5
READY TO RUMBLE, 2000
6
RAT RACE, 2001
7
ROXANNE, 1987
184
1
‘This, this is what waits for the man that took him. This is your ransom. Two million dollars. But this is as close as you’ll ever get to it. You’ll never see one dollar of this money, because no ransom will ever be paid for my son. Not a dime, not one penny. Instead, I’m offering this money as a reward on your head. Dead or alive, it doesn’t matter. So congratulations, you just become a two million dollar lottery ticket.’
2
‘Dylan’s completely trustworthy. He’s just a bit unreliable in some areas.’
3
‘The funny thing is—on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.’
4
‘He hit my hair. I spend a lot of time on my hair and he hits it, he hits my hair.’
5
‘I’m not that kind of angel.’
6
‘First, I’m proud to say that I don’t smoke, I don’t drink and I don’t swear. Oh shit, I do smoke and drink!’
7
‘You know I can’t quit.’ ‘I know, just making sure you know it too.’
185
answers >>
1
RANSOM, 1996
2
SHOOTING FISH, 1997
3
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, 1994
4
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER, 1977
5
MICHAEL, 1996
6
THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, 1996
7
THE LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE, 2000
186
1
‘Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanistan! I’ve never talked to anyone in Afghanistan. I don’t know nobody in Afghanistan and even if I did know anyone, I wouldn’t talk to that Afghan ass for three hours! I won’t talk to my daddy for three hours.’
2
‘Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs!’
3
‘Well look at what we have here ... slut dressed like Lana Turner.’ ‘Uh, sir, that is, Lana Turner.’
4
‘Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not.’
5
‘Alright vampire killers ... let’s kill some fucking vampires.’
6
‘Reebs. That’s what we used to call them when we was kids. It’s beer spelled backwards.’
7
‘It is written, a leader will come from the corn, he shall make us as one.’
187
answers >>
1
LETHAL WEAPON 4, 1998
2
THE LITTLE MERMAID, 1989
3
L.A. CONFIDENTIAL, 1997
4
THE FULL MONTY, 1997
5
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, 1996
6
KALIFORNIA, 1993
7
CHILDREN OF THE CORN II: THE FINAL SACRIFICE, 1993
188
1
‘You’re so stupid, Rose. Why did you do that, huh? Why did you do that?’ ‘You jump, I jump. Right?’
2
‘I often think you don’t have the balls for this job.’ ‘That’s the advantage, I don’t have to think with them.’
3
‘Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You’re my only hope.’
4
‘A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.’
5
‘Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage, to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.’
6
‘If you were any more wound up, you’d be a Timex.’
7
‘Ed, have you noticed the older you get the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you’ll be dating sperm.’
189
answers >>
1
TITANIC, 1997
2
TOMORROW NEVER DIES, 1997
3
STAR WARS, 1977
4
THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, 1991
5
ST. ELMO’S FIRE, 1985
6
THE BONE COLLECTOR, 1999
7
CITY SLICKERS, 1991
190
1
‘I must say, you’re a real piece of work.’ ‘I must say, you’re a real piece of shit.’
2
‘You need a lot of drinks.’ ‘To break the ice?’ ‘To kill the bug you have up your ass.’
3
‘You’re not a girl! You’re a guy! Why would a guy wanna marry a guy? Security!’
4
‘Nobody asks to be a hero, it just sometimes turns out that way.’
5
‘You’ll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.’
6
‘How about if I wait six weeks to call? I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can’t remember where we met. I’ll ask her what she looks like and then I’ll ask her if we fucked. How about that? Would that be money?’
7
‘Come with me if you want to live!’
191
answers >>
1
CLIFFHANGER, 1993
2
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT, 1983
3
SOME LIKE IT HOT, 1959
4
BLACK HAWK DOWN, 2001
5
CASABLANCA, 1942
6
SWINGERS, 1996
7
THE TERMINATOR, 1984
192
1
‘A life lived in fear is a life half lived.’
2
‘This is cousin Patty.’ ‘You don’t have a cousin Patty.’ ‘YOU LIED TO ME!’
3
‘When you gonna let me audition for your show?’ ‘When you have talent.’
4
‘There’s a time to think, and a time to act. And this, gentlemen, is no time to think.’
5
‘Okay, first things fuckin’ last!’
6
‘I don’t want to burst your bubble, but not only do we have someone like you, we are trying to get rid of the someone like you.’
7
‘This is the nineties. You don’t just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.’
193
answers >>
1
STRICTLY BALLROOM, 1992
2
THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN, 1987
3
THE BIRDCAGE, 1996
4
CANADIAN BACON, 1995
5
RESERVOIR DOGS, 1992
6
GRACE OF MY HEART, 1996
7
THE LAST BOY SCOUT, 1991
194
1
‘I am not laughing at you, I am laughing with you.’ ‘But I’m not laughing!’
2
‘For an educated man, you ask a lot of questions.’
3
‘I have no rage, I’m a happy face. You’d all be lucky to have a face this happy.’
4
‘I’d know it in my gut and I’m telling you that that thing upstairs isn’t my daughter!’
5
‘I could eat a peach for hours.’
6
‘You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you’re morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell!’
7
‘You wanna shake hands with the devil, that’s fine with me. I just wanna make sure you do it in hell.’
195
answers >>
1
HAPPINESS, 1998
2
K-PAX, 2001
3
EXIT WOUNDS, 2001
4
THE EXORCIST, 1973
5
FACE/OFF, 1997
6
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK, 1987
7
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, 1996
196
1
‘I need a ride in your el trucko to the next towno.’
2
‘Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until someone passes out, then bring one every ten.’
3
‘I haven’t got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit!’
4
‘Angela, for future reference you should know that the living tend to interest me just a little more than the dead
do.’
5 6
‘You’re a thief and a liar.’ ‘I only lied about being a thief.’
‘A mobster who’d rather be an artist. A mobster who’d rather be a comic. And a woman who’d rather be anywhere but between them.’
7
‘Just you wait, Henry Higgins, just you wait. You’ll be sorry, but your tears will be too late. You will be the one it’s done to, and you’ll have no one to run to, just you wait.’
197
answers >>
1
THE MEXICAN, 2001
2
BACK TO SCHOOL, 1986
3
THE PROFESSIONAL, 1966
4
THE NET, 1995
5
OCEAN’S ELEVEN, 2001
6
MAD DOG AND GLORY, 1993
7
MY FAIR LADY, 1964
198
1
‘I meant it at the time.’ ‘At the time! Stanley you said it seven-and-a-half seconds ago!’ ‘Well, gosh. Kind of a lot’s happened since then.’
2
‘Nobody buys Betamax anymore.’ ‘In Nigeria they do. Hell, Betamax is the capital of the world in Nigeria.’
3
‘I may be synthetic, but I’m not stupid.’
4
‘I don’t have to be what you want me to be. I’m free to be what I want.’
5
‘This is my Peter, friend Peter! We just now ran into each other, here at the intersexual ... homosection ... intersection.’
6
‘So we’re looking for two guys. One of them is kinda funny looking, and he is not circumsized. Okee.’
7
‘Everybody falls down—it’s all about how fast you get back up.’
199
answers >>
1
THE ROCK, 1996
2
THE REAL MCCOY, 1993
3
ALIENS, 1986
4
ALI, 2001
5
IN & OUT, 1997
6
FARGO, 1996
7
DRIVEN, 2001
200
1
‘Ya know, Mr M, the way I look at it someday me and your daughter will be married and we will be related. I count the days.’
2
‘Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full transmedium, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?’ ‘Ah if there is a steady paycheck in it I’ll believe anything you tell me.’
3 4 5
‘Do you know the way to Dryland?’
‘What are you doing?’ ‘I’m quietly judging you.’
‘Brandy’s for heroes, Mr Hook. The rest of you’ll make do with boils in your skin, flies in your meat and dysentery in your bellies.’
6
‘Look, all we need is a little plutonium. I’m sure in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore, but in 1955 it’s a little hard to come by.’
7
‘Did you ever kill anyone?’ ‘Yeah but they were all bad.’
201
answers >>
1
ENCINO MAN, 1992
2
GHOSTBUSTERS, 1984
3
WATERWORLD, 1995
4
MAGNOLIA, 1999
5
ZULU, 1964
6
BACK TO THE FUTURE, 1985
7
TRUE LIES, 1994
202
1
‘This won’t work if you bullshit me. I can see that. So we’ll be straight up, then? That’s the way it’s gonna be.’
2
‘One day when my mother and father were singing together in the forest, a great storm blew up out of nowhere. But so passionate was their singing that they did not notice, nor did they stop as the rain began to fall. And when their voices rose for the final bars of the duet, a great bolt of lightning came out of the sky and struck my father so that he lit up like a torch. And at the same moment my father was struck dead my mother was struck dumb. She never spoke another word.’
3
‘I can’t remember to forget her.’
4
‘This is not a human child. Make no mistake.’
5
‘Time flies when you’re young and jerkin’ off.’
6
‘It’s all fun and games until someone gets shot in the leg.’
7
‘I could have been a contender instead of a bum.’
203
answers >>
1
PROOF OF LIFE, 2000
2
THE PIANO, 1993
3
MEMENTO, 2000
4
THE OMEN, 1976
5
THE BASKETBALL DIARIES, 1995
6
ARMAGEDDON, 1998
7
ON THE WATERFRONT, 1954
204
1
‘You’re using coconuts! You’ve got two empty halves of coconuts and you’re banging them together!’
2
‘That’s the point ... the guy I dreamed of doesn’t exist. And if he doesn’t exist, I’ll never die of a broken heart.’
3
‘I know you’re out there. I can feel you now. I know that you’re afraid. You’re afraid of us. You’re afraid of change. I don’t know the future. I didn’t come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here to tell you how it’s going to begin. I’m going to hang up this phone. And then I’m going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I’m going to show them a world ... without you. A world without rules and controls, without borders and boundaries. A world where anything is possible. Where we go from there ... is a choice I leave to you.’
4
‘They speak English in what?’
5
‘We are who we are. People don’t change.’
6
‘Let me tell you about the time I almost died.’
7
‘The bass was so deep you could hear the vibes in Jamaica.’
205
answers >>
1
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, 1975
2
PRACTICAL MAGIC, 1998
3
THE MATRIX, 1999
4
PULP FICTION, 1994
5
GREAT EXPECTATIONS, 1998
6
FALLEN, 1998
7
HUMAN TRAFFIC, 1999
206
1
‘A faithful heart makes wishes come true.’
2
‘All these things I can do. All these powers ... and I couldn’t even save him.’
3
‘And remember, Adele, the shadows are as important as the light.’
4
‘Early don’t eat breakfast. He thinks it’s a conspiracy put together by the cereal people.’
5
‘We’re not your classic superheroes. We’re not the favorites. We’re the other guys.’
6 7
‘Do you think he’ll kneel down when he asks her?’ ‘They always kneel down.’
‘Mr Vail, anything is possible.’
207
answers >>
1
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON, 2000
2
SUPERMAN, 1978
3
JANE EYRE, 1996
4
KALIFORNIA, 1993
5
MYSTERY MEN, 1999
6
PRIMAL FEAR, 1996
7
SENSE AND SENSIBILITY, 1995
208
1
‘Heroes get remembered but legends never die. Follow your heart kid, you’ll never go wrong.’
2
‘If they come, deny everything! Just act dumb. Fender, I’m putting you in charge of that.’
3
‘Remember Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies.’
4
‘It’s lonely being a cannibal. Tough to make friends.’
5
‘Dance with the devil and the devil don’t change, the devil changes you.’
6
‘Be careful what you shoot at Ryan. Most things in here don’t react too well to bullets.’
7
‘Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? Wake up.’
209
answers >>
1
THE SANDLOT, 1993
2
SGT. BILKO, 1996
3
THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, 1994
4
RAVENOUS, 1999
5
8MM, 1999
6
THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, 1990
7
EXCESS BAGGAGE, 1997
210
1
‘Do you want me to seduce you? Is that what you are trying to tell me?’
2
‘If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.’
3
‘Me, I was just born on the wrong side of the tracks.’
4
‘It is like a finger pointing the way to the moon; if you stare at the finger you will miss all the heavenly glory.’
5
‘I’ve heard there were people who could charm bees. I’ve just never seen it done ... before today.’
6
‘You mess with my train and I’ll kill ya.’
7
‘You know when you make a copy of a copy? It’s not quite as sharp as the original.’
211
answers >>
1
THE GRADUATE, 1967
2
GROSSE POINTE BLANK, 1997
3
AL CAPONE, 1959
4
ENTER THE DRAGON, 1973
5
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES, 1991
6
MONEY TRAIN, 1995
7
MULTIPLICITY, 1996
212
1
‘Did you try slapping her on the ass? That usually drives ’em wild.’
2
‘You’re confused because you’re lost ... and you’re lost because you don’t know where you are!’
3
‘I’ll fill you so full of lead you’ll be using your dick as a pencil.’ ‘What do you mean?’ ‘I don’t know.’
4
‘A toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll. And if we don’t get no tolls, we don’t eat no rolls. I made that up.’
5
‘Is this Maryanne with the pot?’ ‘No ... this is not Maryanne with the pot.’
6
‘It left us speechless, quite speechless, and we have not stopped talking of it since!’
7
‘Walk like a sissy boy, talk like a sissy boy, FLIP YOUR WRIST.’
213
answers >>
1
CABIN BOY, 1994
2
BONGWATER, 1998
3
THREE AMIGOS, 1986
4
ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS, 1993
5
ALMOST FAMOUS, 2000
6
EMMA, 1996
7
ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE, 1981
214
1
‘I feel like we’ve died ... and gone to heaven ... except we had to climb up.’
2
‘Turn that damn thing on again, and I’ll beat the Jesus outta you.’ ‘Ain’t no Jesus in me.’
3
‘I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this.’
4
‘If the Detroit Lions don’t win soon, I will spread cockroaches throughout this fine house!’
5
‘You said “bomb” on an airplane!’ ‘What’s wrong with saying “bomb”?’ ‘You can’t say “bomb” on an airplane.’
6
‘I wouldn’t live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!’
7
‘What kind of guest invites you to his house and dies on you?’
215
answers >>
1
BAREFOOT IN THE PARK, 1967
2
AT CLOSE RANGE, 1986
3
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S NEST, 1975
4
PACIFIC HEIGHTS, 1990
5
MEET THE PARENTS, 2000
6
PARENTHOOD, 1989
7
WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S, 1989
216
1
‘The only way you’ll ever end up lying next to me, Max, is if we’re run down by the same car.’
2
‘I must be crazy for doing this.’ ‘You may be crazy, but you’re also pregnant.’
3
‘I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity as a machine.’
4
‘If the headline is big enough, it makes the news big enough.’
5 6
‘You’re one of them, aren’t you?’ ‘No, I’m something else.’
‘I’d strike while the iron is hot if I were you. He who hesitates, masturbates.’
7
‘You’re not supposed to tell a man you’re gonna kill him no more, it takes all the fun outta the job.’
217
answers >>
1
RAW DEAL, 1986
2
JUNIOR, 1994
3
BICENTENNIAL MAN, 1999
4
CITIZEN KANE, 1941
5
BLADE, 1998
6
THE CABLE GUY, 1996
7
THE BOONDOCK SAINTS, 1999
218
1
‘I’d rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.’
2
‘I’ll get you your money. But if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.’
3
‘That money got blood on it man.’ ‘You ever seen any that didn’t?’
4
‘Yes, your attack dogs—do they just attack people or can you get them to attack little dogs? ... oh ... well ... what if you starved them for a while?’
5
‘I may not know karate, but I know crazy.’
6
‘I once heard a wise man say there are no perfect men. Only perfect intentions.’
7
‘What the hell kind of clown are you?’ ‘The crying on the inside kind, I guess.’
219
answers >>
1
STEEL MAGNOLIAS, 1989
2
DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB, 1964
3
JUDGEMENT NIGHT, 1993
4
RUTHLESS PEOPLE, 1986
5
SHANGHAI NOON, 2000
6
ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF THIEVES, 1991
7
QUICK CHANGE, 1990
220
1
‘It’s jobs. First we get the jobs, then we get the khakis, then we get the girls.’
2 3
‘In the real world, when you kill people, they die ... for real.’
‘What kind of name is Jesus?’ ‘It’s a biblical name.’ ‘No shit!’
4
‘It’s a hell of a thing killing a man. You take away everything he’s got and everything he’s ever gonna have.’
5
‘I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.’
6 7
‘Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese.’
‘After all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?’
221
answers >>
1
BASKETBALL, 1998
2
ANTI-TRUST, 2000
3
HE GOT GAME, 1998
4
UNFORGIVEN, 1992
5
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, 1988
6
BENNY AND JOON, 1993
7
PRIVATE PARTS, 1997
222
1
‘You broke out?’ ‘I prefer to think of it as an exodus from an undesirable place.’
2
‘What am I supposed to do? Walk around with their little corpses stuck on to my finger nails.’
3
‘Always bet on black.’
4
‘Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.’
5
‘In this courtroom, justice is blind.’ ‘With all due respect your honor, we don’t live in this courtroom.’
6
‘All we are is dust in the wind, dude.’
7
‘No man or woman born can do shit to me.’
223
answers >>
1
OUT OF SIGHT, 1998
2
OVERBOARD, 1987
3
PASSENGER 57, 1992
4
BETTER OFF DEAD, 1985
5
PHILADELPHIA, 1993
6
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE, 1989
7
MEN OF RESPECT, 1991
224
1
‘What’s with the cat?’ ‘Well, there’s a problem with the cat. Sign here.’ ‘What’s the problem with the cat?’ ‘It’s your problem.’
2
‘Hate put me in here. Love is gonna bust me out.’
3
‘There’s only one way into this fortress and that is to scale the walls.’
4
‘Hey, Snider ... why don’t you do the world a favor by pulling your bottom lip over your head and swallow.’
5
‘Who I fuck and who I don’t fuck is none of your fucking business!’
6
‘The law is not to kill for any reason.’
7
‘They hate us, you know. The humans.’
225
answers >>
1
MEN IN BLACK, 1997
2
THE HURRICANE, 1999
3
WHERE EAGLES DARE, 1968
4
GRUMPY OLD MEN, 1993
5
THE FABULOUS BAKER BOYS, 1989
6
THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU, 1996
7
A.I.: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, 2001
226
1
‘Oh, you’re not leaving, are you?’ ‘No, uh, we’re walking in backwards.’
2
‘God, I hate that bitch.’ ‘You probably shouldn’t have married her then.’
3
‘You don’t move like no virgin.’
4
‘The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn’t exist.’
5
‘I’ve been doing three to four hits a year for the past couple of years, most at full pay. Well, it’s not a big number when you consider the size of the population.’
6
‘I’m scared Birdy, I’m more scared now than in the war.’
7
‘We’re all made of energy Bob ... you know, the little pieces.’
227
answers >>
1
ABOUT LAST NIGHT, 1986
2
THE ABYSS, 1989
3
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!, 1989
4
THE USUAL SUSPECTS, 1995
5
PRIZZI’S HONOR, 1985
6
BIRDY, 1984
7
PHENOMENON, 1996
228
index 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU 94
AIR AMERICA 96
101 DALMATIANS 42
AIR FORCE ONE 20
13 GHOSTS 22
AL CAPONE 212
13TH WARRIOR, THE 48
ALI 200
15 MINUTES 30
ALIENS 30, 200
1776 170
ALIVE 110
200 CIGARETTES 78
ALL OF ME 98
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY 66, 110
ALMOST FAMOUS 102, 214
3000 MILES TO GRACELAND 16
ALMOST HEROES 184
48 HRS 172
AMADEUS 30
8MM 210
AMERICA’S SWEETHEARTS 94
A
AMERICAN GRAFFITI 66, 122 AMERICAN HISTORY X 14, 170
A.I.: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE 226
AMERICAN PIE 10, 78
ABOUT LAST NIGHT 38, 228
AMERICAN PRESIDENT, THE 152
ABYSS, THE 38, 228
AMERICAN PSYCHO 8
ACE VENTURA: PET DETECTIVE 58
ANALYZE THIS 112, 126
ACE VENTURA 2: WHEN NATURE
ANGUS 88
CALLS 14
ANIMAL HOUSE 14, 110
ADDAMS FAMILY, THE 22
ANNA AND THE KING 130
ADDICTED TO LOVE 106
ANNIE 12
ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE,
ANOTHER 48 HRS 106
THE 56
ANTI-TRUST 222
ADVENTURES OF PRISCILLA QUEEN OF
ANY GIVEN SUNDAY 36, 112
THE DESERT, THE 16
APOCALYPSE NOW 50
index
APOLLO 13 66, 100
BASKETBALL DIARIES, THE 150, 204
ARLINGTON ROAD 38
BATMAN 114
ARMAGEDDON 146, 204
BATMAN FOREVER 132
ARMED AND DANGEROUS 108
BEACH, THE 10
ARTHUR 134
BEACHES 38
AS GOOD AS IT GETS 134, 176
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS 32
ASSASSIN, THE 80
BEAUTIFUL MIND, A 12, 82
ASSASSINS 126
BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD DO
ASTRONAUT’S WIFE, THE 38
AMERICA 82
AT CLOSE RANGE 216
BED OF ROSES 180
ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE 176
BEDAZZLED 12, 100
ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES! 32
BEETLE JUICE 146
AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH 14
MAN OF MYSTERY 46, 82
BEN-HUR 36, 132
AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO
BENNY AND JOON 222
SHAGGED ME 8
BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS,
AUTUMN IN NEW YORK 52
THE 24
AWAKENINGS 182
BETTER OFF DEAD 224
B
BEVERLY HILLS COP 134 BEVERLY HILLS COP II 54, 124
BABE 32
BICENTENNIAL MAN 218
BACHELOR PARTY 124
BIG 16, 154
BACK TO SCHOOL 198
BIG CHILL, THE 116
BACK TO THE FUTURE 146, 202
BIG DADDY 132
BACK TO THE FUTURE PART II 72, 96
BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY ... THEY GET
BAD BOYS 68
EVEN 8
BADLANDS 38, 180
BIG HIT, THE 32, 86
BALTO 82
BIG KAHUNA, THE 180
BANANAS 176
BIG LEBOWSKI, THE 10, 154
BANDITS 146
BIG SLEEP, THE 68, 82
BAREFOOT IN THE PARK 64, 216
BILL & TED’S EXCELLENT
BARTON FINK 38
ADVENTURE 224
BASIC INSTINCT 112
BILL AND TED’S BOGUS JOURNEY 128
BASKETBALL 222
BILLY ELLIOT 34
CHARIOTS OF FIRE 156
BIRDCAGE, THE 74, 194
CHASING AMY 14
BIRDY 228
CHICKEN RUN 90
BLACK HAWK DOWN 154, 192
CHILDREN OF THE CORN II: THE FINAL
BLADE 218
SACRIFICE 188
BLADE RUNNER 10, 70, 118
CHOCOLAT 160
BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, THE 34, 140
CIDER HOUSE RULES, THE 154
BLAME IT ON RIO 140
CITIZEN KANE 218
BLAST FROM THE PAST 138
CITY OF ANGELS 32, 104
BLAZING SADDLES 162
CITY SLICKERS 190
BLOW 18, 164
CLERKS 18
BLUES BROTHERS, THE 8, 164
CLIFFHANGER 192
BODYGUARD, THE 122
CLIFFORD 60
BOILER ROOM 162
CLOCKWORK ORANGE, A 32
BONE COLLECTOR, THE 190
CLUE 164
BONGWATER 214
COCKTAIL 8, 126
BONNIE AND CLYDE 118
COCOON 90
BOOGIE NIGHTS 92, 156
COLOR PURPLE, THE 168
BOONDOCK SAINTS, THE 218
COMING TO AMERICA 72, 108
BREWSTER’S MILLIONS 150
CON AIR 128
C
CONSPIRACY THEORY 104, 160 CONTACT 174
CABIN BOY 214
COOL RUNNINGS 136
CABLE GUY, THE 120, 218
COPYCAT 162
CAN’T BUY ME LOVE 140
COYOTE UGLY 74
CANADIAN BACON 194
CRAFT, THE 162
CAPE FEAR 18, 48
CROCODILE DUNDEE 74
CARLITO’S WAY 92, 140
CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN
CARRIE 92
DRAGON 208
CASABLANCA 192
CROW, THE 120, 164
CASINO 28, 122
D
CAST AWAY 72 CECIL B. DEMENTED 140
DEAD POETS SOCIETY 140
CELL, THE 118
DEEP IMPACT 32
index
BILOXI BLUES 118
index
DEER HUNTER, THE 34
EYES WIDE SHUT 16
DELIVERANCE 92
F
DESPERADO 138 DEVIL’S ADVOCATE, THE 18, 70, 140
FABULOUS BAKER BOYS, THE 226
DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I
FACE/OFF 196
LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND
FACULTY, THE 96
LOVE THE BOMB 220
FALLEN 44, 206
DR. T & THE WOMEN 108
FALLING DOWN 86
DRIVEN 200
FAMILY BUSINESS 46
DRIVING MISS DAISY 144
FAMILY MAN, THE 122
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS 144
FAN, THE 62
DRUGSTORE COWBOY 110
FARGO 112, 200
DUMB AND DUMBER 124, 172
FATAL ATTRACTION 152
E
FATHER OF THE BRIDE 184 FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS
E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL 130
VEGAS 110
EASY RIDER 50
FEARLESS 26
ED TV 86
FEW GOOD MEN, A 184
ED WOOD 84
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF 62, 172
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS 112, 122
FIELD OF DREAMS 152
EMMA 214
FIFTH ELEMENT, THE 54, 108
EMPIRE OF THE SUN 182
FIGHT CLUB 144, 164
ENCINO MAN 202
FIRST BLOOD 40
END OF DAYS 34
FISH CALLED WANDA, A 84
ENGLISH PATIENT, THE 66
FISHER KING, THE 80, 124
ENTER THE DRAGON 212
FLASHDANCE 148
ERIN BROCKOVICH 96
FLAWLESS 182
ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK 144
FLINTSTONES, THE 100
EVERYONE SAYS I LOVE YOU 50
FLY, THE 44
EVOLUTION 78, 172
FORREST GUMP 96
EXCESS BAGGAGE 114, 210
FOR LOVE OF THE GAME 134
EXISTENZ 54
FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL 40
EXIT WOUNDS 196
FRANKIE AND JOHNNY 60
EXORCIST, THE 196
FRENCH CONNECTION, THE 112
GRACE OF MY HEART 194
FRIDAY THE 13TH 60
GRADUATE, THE 212
FRIED GREEN TOMATOES 212
GREASE 44
FROM DUSK TILL DAWN 166, 188
GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! 228
FROM HELL 76
GREAT ESCAPE, THE 54
FUGITIVE, THE 26
GREAT EXPECTATIONS 206
FULL METAL JACKET 12, 162
GREEN MILE, THE 64, 182
FULL MONTY, THE 188
GRINCH, THE 52
G G.I. JANE 90
GROSSE POINTE BLANK 212 GROUNDHOG DAY 80 GRUMPY OLD MEN 226
GAME, THE 156
H
GATE, THE 26 GATTACA 16, 166
HAIR 166
GENERAL’S DAUGHTER, THE 156
HALF BAKED 150
GET CARTER 116
HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE,
GET SHORTY 24, 116
THE 172
GETAWAY, THE 158
HANNAH AND HER SISTERS 78
GHOST 50
HANNIBAL 150
GHOSTBUSTERS 128, 202
HAPPINESS 196
GIFT, THE 128
HAPPY GILMORE 64
GIRL, INTERRUPTED 156
HARD RIVER 114
GLADIATOR 142
HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S
GO 58
STONE 66
GODFATHER, THE 8, 136
HAUNTING, THE 96
GODFATHER II, THE 28
HE GOT GAME 222
GODZILLA 126
HEAT 56, 136
GOLDEN CHILD, THE 46
HEATHERS 64
GOLDFINGER 120
HELLRAISER 112
GONE WITH THE WIND 104
HIGH FIDELITY 130, 136
GOOD FELLOWS, THE 26
HOLLOW MAN, THE 150
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM 24
HOME ALONE 172
GOOD WILL HUNTING 144
HOOK 144
GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY, THE 96
HOTEL NEW HAMPSHIRE, THE 50
index
FRENCH KISS 86
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HOW I WON THE WAR 110
JOY LUCK CLUB, THE 160
HUDSON HAWK 100
JUDGE DREDD 126
HUMAN TRAFFIC 206
JUDGEMENT NIGHT 220
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, THE 210
JUMANJI 160
HURRICANE, THE 226
JUMPIN’ JACK FLASH 56 JUNIOR 218
I
JURASSIC PARK 46, 116
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST
JUST CAUSE 78
SUMMER 54
K
ICE STORM, THE 66 IN & OUT 200
K-9 142
IN THE LINE OF FIRE 138
KALIFORNIA 188, 208
IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER 128
KARATE KID, THE 10, 56
INDEPENDENCE DAY 184 INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST
KATE AND LEOPOLD 166
KEEPING THE FAITH 104
CRUSADE 152
KILLING FIELDS, THE 76
INDECENT PROPOSAL 94
KINDERGARTEN COP 126
INSIDER, THE 172
KINGPIN 40, 64
INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE 144
KISSING A FOOL 24
ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU, THE 226
K-PAX 154, 196
IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU 78
KRAMER VS KRAMER 142
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE 160
J
L L.A. CONFIDENTIAL 168, 188
JACK 128
L.A. STORY 30
JACKIE BROWN 42
LA BAMBA 148
JANE EYRE 208
LABYRINTH 158
JAWS 74
LADIES MAN, THE 76
JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK 48
LADYBUGS 158
JERRY MAGUIRE 90, 120
LAKE PLACID 116
JFK 116
LAST ACTION HERO 12
JOE’S APARTMENT 168
LAST BOY SCOUT, THE 194
JOEY THE KING 104
LAST MAN STANDING 92, 178
JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY 142
LAST OF THE MOHICANS, THE 30
MASK, THE 110, 126
LEAVING LAS VEGAS 22, 168
MATRIX, THE 72, 206
LEGEND OF BAGGER VANCE, THE 186
MAVERICK 108
LEGENDS OF THE FALL 102
ME, MYSELF AND IRENE 42
LETHAL WEAPON 34, 106
MEET JOE BLACK 84
LETHAL WEAPON 4 188
MEET THE PARENTS 216
LIAR LIAR 102
MEMENTO 178, 204
LICENSE TO KILL 92
MEMPHIS BELLE 98
LIFE LESS ORDINARY, A 24
MEN IN BLACK 226
LIMEY, THE 158
MEN OF RESPECT 224
LION KING, THE 94
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE 180
LITTLE MERMAID, THE 188
MEXICAN, THE 198
LITTLE NICKY 88
MICHAEL 152, 186
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS 14
MICKEY BLUE EYES 20
LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING
MIDNIGHT EXPRESS 170
BARRELS 26, 28
MIDNIGHT RUN 130
LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, THE 186
MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM, A 142
LOOK WHO’S TALKING 58
MIGHTY DUCKS, THE 20
LORD OF THE FLIES 26
MISERY 64
LOSER 76
MISS CONGENIALITY 100
LOST BOYS, THE 158
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 68, 196
LOST HIGHWAY 24
MISSISSIPPI BURNING 46
LOST IN SPACE 102
MONEY TRAIN 212
LOVE BITES 130
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY
M
GRAIL 206 MONTY PYTHON’S LIFE OF
MAD DOG AND GLORY 198
BRIAN 10, 168
MAD MAX 50
MONTY PYTHON’S THE MEANING OF
MAGNOLIA 174, 202
LIFE 106
MALCOLM 106
MOONSTRUCK 82
MAN ON THE MOON 134
MORTAL KOMBAT 68
MARRIED TO THE MOB 178
MOSQUITO COAST, THE 180
MARS ATTACKS! 42
MOULIN ROUGE 40
MARY POPPINS 84
MR. HOLLAND’S OPUS 80
index
LAWNMOWER MAN, THE 76
index
MRS. DOUBTFIRE 124
ON THE WATERFRONT 204
MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING 150
OPPOSITE OF SEX, THE 62
MULTIPLICITY 212
OUT OF SIGHT 178, 224
MUMMY, THE 44
OUTBREAK 98
MURIEL’S WEDDING 80
OUTSIDE PROVIDENCE 178
MY BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING 102
OVERBOARD 224
MY COUSIN VINNY 88
P
MY FAIR LADY 198 MY FELLOW AMERICANS 18
PACIFIC HEIGHTS 216
MY GIRL 156
PALE RIDER 52
MY OWN PRIVATE IDAHO 22
PARENT TRAP, THE 84
MYSTERY ALASKA 114, 168
PARENTHOOD 216
MYSTERY MEN 208
PASSENGER 57 224
N
PATRIOT, THE 108, 148 PAYBACK 148
NAKED GUN: FROM THE FILES OF
PEACEMAKER, THE 62
POLICE SQUAD, THE 166
PEARL HARBOR 178
NATURAL BORN KILLERS 70, 84
PERFECT STORM, THE 72
NELL 134
PERFECT WORLD, A 88
NET, THE 198
PET CEMETERY 52
NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS 178
PHENOMENON 134, 228
NEVERENDING STORY, THE 98
PHILADELPHIA 224
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, A 70
PIANO, THE 204
NOTTING HILL 42, 132
PICTURE PERFECT 62
NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE 176
PINK PANTHER, THE 98
O
PLANET OF THE APES 176 PLATOON 132
O BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? 108
PLAY IT AGAIN SAM 150
OCEAN’S ELEVEN 60, 198
PLAYING BY HEART 72, 98
OMEN, THE 204
POINT BREAK 60
ONE FINE DAY 84
POLICE ACADEMY 48
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO’S
POLTERGEIST 68
NEST 70, 216 ONLY YOU 70
PORKY’S 52 PRACTICAL MAGIC 206
REPLACEMENTS, THE 88
PRETTY WOMAN 62, 176
RESERVOIR DOGS 52, 194
PRIMAL FEAR 208
RIDING IN CARS WITH BOYS 106
PRIMARY COLORS 148
RIVER RUNS THROUGH IT, A 130
PRIVATE PARTS 222
ROAD HOUSE 36
PRIZZI’S HONOR 228
ROBIN HOOD: MEN IN TIGHTS 214
PROFESSIONAL, THE 70, 198
ROBIN HOOD: PRINCE OF
PROOF OF LIFE 204
THIEVES 58, 220
PROPHECY, THE 62
ROBOCOP 130
PSYCHO 48, 82
ROCK, THE 20, 200
PULP FICTION 132, 206
ROCKY 22
PUNCHLINE 176
ROMEO MUST DIE 12
Q
ROMEO+JULIET 16 RONIN 36, 80
QUICK AND THE DEAD, THE 58, 122
ROSEMARY’S BABY 14
QUICK CHANGE 220
ROUNDERS 94
QUILLS 102, 170
ROXANNE 54, 184
QUIZ SHOW 24, 88
RUTHLESS PEOPLE 220
R
S
RAGING BULL 158
SAINT, THE 30
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK 36
SANDLOT, THE 210
RAISING ARIZONA 180
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER 88, 186
RANSOM 186
SAVE THE LAST DANCE 76
RAT RACE 184
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN 28, 114
RAVENOUS 210
SAY IT ISN’T SO 22
RAW DEAL 218
SCARFACE 12, 94
READY TO RUMBLE 184
SCARY MOVIE 158
REAL GENIUS 50
SCENT OF A WOMAN 36, 76, 156
REAL MCCOY, THE 200
SCHINDLER’S LIST 58, 136
REALITY BITES 16, 114
SCREAM 170
RED HEAT 152
SCROOGED 18, 36
RED PLANET 20, 78
SENSE AND SENSIBILITY 208
RENAISSANCE MAN 166
SENSELESS 170
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PREDATOR 68
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SEVEN 136, 166
STRICTLY BALLROOM 194
SEVEN YEARS IN TIBET 26
SUPERMAN 208
SGT. BILKO 210
SWINGERS 90, 192
SHAFT 20
T
SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE 42 SHANGHAI NOON 220
TALENTED MR. RIPLEY, THE 74
SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION,
TANGO AND CASH 164
THE 102, 186, 210
TAXI DRIVER 34, 120, 160
SHE’S ALL THAT 152
TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY 138
SHINING, THE 10, 22
TERMINATOR, THE 18, 192
SHOOTING FISH 186
TERMS OF ENDEARMENT 192
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, THE 58, 190
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE,
SIMPLE PLAN, A 128
THE 122
SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN 8
THAT THING YOU DO! 106
SINGLES 104
THELMA & LOUISE 154
SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE 20
THIN RED LINE, THE 90
SIXTH SENSE, THE 28
THING, THE 154
SLEEPERS 142
THREE AMIGOS 214
SLEEPY HOLLOW 142
THREE KINGS 162
SLIDING DOORS 28
THREE MEN AND A BABY 118
SNATCH 120
THREE TO TANGO 28
SOME LIKE IT HOT 192
THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN 194
SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER
’TIL THERE WAS YOU 30
AND UNCUT 74
TIME BANDITS 92
SPACE COWBOYS 94
TIN CUP 138
SPARTACUS 168
TITANIC 90, 190
SPEED 138
TO DIE FOR 116
ST. ELMOS FIRE 162, 190
TOMB RAIDER 138
STAND BY ME 74
TOMMY BOY 118
STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE 160
TOMORROW NEVER DIES 190
STAR WARS 34, 190
TOP GUN 120, 136
STARSHIP TROOPERS 104
TOTAL RECALL 164
STATE AND MAIN 118
TRAFFIC 56
STEEL MAGNOLIAS 220
TRAINING DAY 54
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING 44
TRUE ROMANCE 46
WHITE MEN CAN’T JUMP 48
TRUMAN SHOW, THE 72
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT 222
TRUTH ABOUT CATS & DOGS, THE 148
WILD AT HEART 44
TURNER & HOOCH 42
WILD BUNCH, THE 80
TWELVE MONKEYS 60
WILD THINGS 40
TWINS 98
WILD WILD WEST 132
TWISTER 148
WILLOW 182
U
WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY 52
U-571 64
WITCHES OF EASTWICK, THE 60, 196
UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING,
WIZARD OF OZ, THE 56
THE 174
WOLF 66
UNBREAKABLE 48
WONDER BOYS 46, 86
UNDER SIEGE 100
WORKING GIRL 114
UNFORGIVEN 222
X
UNTAMED HEART 124 UNTOUCHABLES, THE 40, 146
X-MEN 146
URBAN COWBOY 86
Y
USUAL SUSPECTS, THE 182, 228 U-TURN 174
YELLOW SUBMARINE 124
W WAG THE DOG 180
YOU’VE GOT MAIL 86, 182 YOUNG GUNS 174 YOUNGBLOOD 170
WALL STREET 40, 174
Z
WAR OF THE ROSES, THE 174 WATERWORLD 202
ZORRO, THE GAY BLADE 214
WAYNE’S WORLD 146
ZULU 202
WEDDING SINGER, THE 44 WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S 216 WEST SIDE STORY 100 WHAT ABOUT BOB? 56 WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN 68 WHERE EAGLES DARE 226
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TRUE LIES 202
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